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Wednesday, November 26, 2014

My Interview With Peteuse

Today I had the great opportunity to interview someone I have admired for a very long time. Peteuse has been ripping them for as long as I can remember so when I got to interview her I was beyond excited. She was so genuinely nice too. We got off track quite a bit but we finally finished the interview and here it is!
Fetishfreak: What made you get into doing fart videos?
Peteuse: That was a long time ago! I went to Paris and met a french guy there and we had a little affair. So I invited him to SF for a few weeks. At the time he did not know what youtube was! I think it was about 2005? So I explained to him it was a video hosting site where anyone could post any kind of stupid thing and some of them even get famous for those stupid things! So as an example I told him I would record my next fart and put it on YT to see what would happen. So self-fulfilling prophecy lol. I put a stupid thing on YT and became “famous.” To a certain community of course. As time went by I realized it was all the who were commenting and telling me how sexy I was for farting! I had no idea guys got horny from farting. So I guess the attention, though virtual, was fun. So I continued. I like to make people laugh so I liked making the videos and seeing some replies that people were LOLing at a girl farting! My exhibitionist side :). I stayed on YouTube for awhile for fun, then a webmaster for girlsgonegross contacted me. I put him off for so long then one day I decided to try it as a side income. At the time I was sick with lung disease,(pulmonary hypertension) and my doctor prohibited me from working, so girls gone gross helped me out.
Fetishfreak: Who are the guys in your videos? Friends or what?
Peteuse: Most of them I paid. Strangers. Though one is a friend I paid to get farted on, (he was a poor student at the time) Hes the “Facefart On My Bad Roommate” guy. The other two, a white guy I hired from craigslist, the black guy, I hired him on the street lol, he had no idea what he was getting into.
Fetishfreak: How bad do your farts usually stink?
Peteuse: Like anyone it varies! One day they are bad, the next just the usual loud ones but not smelly. Depends on what I ate! Meat and cheese…..oof. Anything really fatty like deep fried stuff.
Fetishfreak: When you fart on people you seem so merciless. Do you ever feel bad while ripping them on the people you hired?
Peteuse: Well no since I paid them! But if I do a wet one I feel bad…
Fetishfreak: Do you stop filming or what?
Peteuse: If I do a wet one? No not usually hehe. It is in my underwear and is usually just a little squirt.
Fetishfreak: Have you ever farted in anyone’s mouth?
Peteuse: Yes of course! A fan comes to have farting sessions with me every few months and I fart all over his face, in his nose, in his mouth.
Fetishfreak: You have some of the biggest farts in the business, if you could fart on anyone for a day who would it be?
Peteuse: George W. Bush…..or Justin Beiber.
Fetishfreak: Well thank you for talking to me!
Peteuse: You are most welcome! Let me know when you post the interview. Hugs! Have a good rest of the day!
There you have it folks. One of the nicest people you’ll ever meet. It was an honor Peteuse. You can find her on girlsgonegross.com, Clips4sale and Peteuse.net.
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Monday, November 17, 2014

Nano tech Panties part 1






Eccentric & perverted Billionaire Jacques Drew has made his money in Bio and micro engineering , he was now retired and had spent a Billion Dollars perfecting Nano Technology for the last 3 years as a private project in his supremely equipped lab in California. He had finally managed to perfect the technology over 6 months ago, the Technology could be used for curing Cancer , space travel and endless applications , but he had decided to use the technology to build Girls panties to satisfy his perversion for Panties and female farts that he had all of his life . So these panties that each pair cost £1 million pounds to make were not just panties , although they were 100% for appearances any different from a normal pair of expensive pair of lace panties Brazilian cut in white , but they could feel and record everything that happened whilst being worn by the women, every bit of moisture , heat ,smell gas that come from a females arsehole and Vagina . The really hard thing to get your head round, is that the panties when worn a million Nano bots would enter the women through her arsehole and Vagina and attached to her Brain and Nervous system and would feel everything the women could feel in the panties , the actual sensation of her releasing a fart into the Panties , every bit of moisture she felt in the panties , any feelings of arousal, the thoughts of the girl also whilst she farted , wanted to fart and anything else sexual happening whilst enclosed in the panties . All this information would relay to the Drew's Pc in the form of a spoken commentary to Drew's PC at the same time recording everything . Also the Beauty of these panties and something that he had to really think about was how to keep these panties on the girl and how to get her to wear them in the first place . Then he it came to him , he would set up a company that made designer panties for the rich that removed all the secretions from the vagina and stayed completely fresh all day and night until changed , they would be priced at 5,000 dollars a pair and offered to the worlds sexiest women on a free trial as long as they gave there honest feedback once they had worn the panties . The women would be selected by himself but they would be contact by a highly paid lady from the panty company , who would herself believe these panties where just self cleaning . To keep the women wearing them was the real peach , the Nano bots would relay messages to the women's brain that would make her forget to ever take them off and make her believe that after the normal period of time she had changed her panties and to forget how she had obtained the panties and what they were actually for ( just a matter of programming the Nanos in her body ).
He had a list of sexy celebrities that he wanted to try this on, first the ones he had heard rumours farted a lot and other that appeared to have never farted or had not admitted to it anywhere in the world . 4 months later he had the company set up to front the Idea and he had his first female lined up for Melissa the 27 year old company representative to contact . He was a big fan of the UK version of Britain's got talent and really fancied the female judge Amanda Holden and had read various articles about how she could fart on demand and farted in the green room etc so she would be perfect, now only to get her to accept a pair of these panties and wear them , Melissa was very good and had vast experience in the celebrity trial industry . He was called by Mellisa only 24 hours later , she said that Amanda had accepted with pleasure as loved the Idea that the panties where self cleaning , Amanda had also explained to Mellisa that these would be ideal as she often was in rehearsals and on stage for BGT on some days for over 9 hours at a time , then usually went out drinking with the other judges after and that her vagina could get very sweaty in the heat of the stage lights and her panties would be very soiled by the time she got home and could change .
This was true , but it was also the huge number of farts Amanda released into them in a normal day that soiled them more than her sweaty Vagina but obviously this was something that would not be admitted to someone over the phone but would be revealed by the panties later .
It was the live shows for BGT starting tomorrow and Amanda had just received, the Knickers as a UK girl this is what she called her underwear . Amanda being a vegetarian was very very gassy and always struggled in the live shows due to the length of time the rehearsals etc took , she would have repeated visits to the green room or toilet so she could fart , this was usually done out of earshot of anyone else but due to time being short did not have time pull up her tight fitting skirt or trousers down and take of her panties down to fart , so 99% of the farts would be in her knickers and this would usually stain them heavily with brown fart stains, also the heat from the farts would make her fanny sweaty and moist and stain her knickers at the front also so her Knickers would be really stinky and moist by the time she got home .
Today she was going to wear and extra tight skirt that finished just above her knees in cream , when she slid the knickers on they fit really nicely , they hugged her shaven fanny like a second skin and the half lace half sheer gusset showed her pussy to perfection , but the fit around her bum was divine it was like wearing a second skin, the only thing she had some concern over was the lines that would show through her tight skirt . But she knew Simon would get turned on by seeing the outline of her knickers through her skirt as a turn on and she loved to tease , but a brown stain on her skirt would just be too much that's why she usually had to change her knickers at least 3 times a day but these self cleaning ones would be such a relief and time saver .
As soon as the knickers encased her bum and pussy, a million micro Nano bots entered her bum and pussy and attached themselves to her brain stem. They also established immediate contact with Dr Drew's PC and started instantly relaying and recording . They also displayed extremely Hi Def images of Amanda wearing the panties under her skirt , The minute the panties encased Amanda the ones relaying her thoughts , her simulated voice spoke over Drews PC exactly as she thought it spoke her thoughts in her voice . Her first thought was that a fart was brewing in her belly and she was going to fart very soon in her knickers. Then she released the fart , it was a really hot and airy one as most of her farts where due to the amount of vegetables she ate , her thoughts were ooohhhhh that feels warm in my knickers and gosh that smells like fresh baby poo and cabbage . The panties registered the hot escape of gas at least 30 seconds and at a temperature of 10 degrees Celsius hotter than her already warm Knickers . What excited the DR was an instant moistening of the gusset due to arousal Amanda had become very slightly turned on by the smell and heat of the fart passing through her knickers how sexy he thought . The panties where so advance they even registered the very slight discoloration the fart had done to the panties , something that could not been seen by the human eye or the sexy image of her bum tightly packed into the panties on his screen , it worked out that an average of 2 more farts of this type would leave a skid mark in them .
The thoughts the Nano's registered , where filtered to anything related to sex, panty feel, farts , moistness vagina etc none of her day to day thoughts were relayed . Due to this he did not expect another relayed thought come through so fast , gosh I can feel another fart brewing already , her mind flashed to all the vegetables she had eaten and was worried that she was going to have a bad day at auditions with farting so would be so happy if these knickers stopped the stains , then immediately the panties registered another very hot and airy fart releasing from Amanda's tight arsehole , but also registered a visible fart stain on the panties , not heavy but you could see it on the screen , the fart had contained a high amount of poo particles . The smell registered was more cabbage and very strong and lingering , wow the though spoke out that smells bad but kind of sexy , he could not believe this thought , the panties registered an instant moistening double the amount registered on the previous fart . Then another thought come over it was Amanda acknowledging she enjoyed the smell of cabbage from her tight arse and the hot feeling of the fart filling her knickers . She then thought that the fart felt a little wet and her knicker gusset felt slightly wet . She went to the mirror and bent over and pulled up her skirt to reveal her tightly covered bum and vagina, she thought look at that skidmark over my arse crack and my knickers are slightly wet also , the Nano bots as programmed asked for Dr Drew to
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give instruction, he was just about to order them to make her accept that there was no stains in her panties when Amanda put her hand over her pantied bum and rubbed her finger up her bum crack and over her pussy . Her first thought was how hot and messy her knickers felt already after only 15 minutes , she put her finger to her nose and sniffed her finger , loads of things happened all at once the thought came through that the smell on her ginger was sexy , the panties registered a huge release of moisture in the gusset and the ones on her nervous system registered an oncoming orgasm from in her pussy . Then another though came through , ohhh I need to fart again and how she was going to put her hand over her pantied arsehole and feel the fart as it came out , this she did she was now standing up straight so had to put her hand up her skirt and put her open palm firmly over her arsehole . She then farted a really long , smelly hot moist fart . Two mixed thoughts came through the sexy feel of her tight arsehole and the hot gas from the inside filling her knickers and the really sexy feel of the fart through her knickers against her hand , the Nano's registered a the oncoming of a massive orgasm seconds away , also a a lot of pussy juice in the gusset then the orgasm struck , her thoughts where on the orgasm and hot smell of cabbage in the bedroom , this perpetuated the orgasm and massive amount of pussy juice filling her gusset . He hit the button as soon as the Orgasm finished and made the Nanos convince her brain her panties were clean again .
Suddenly , over the thought speaker , in the simulated Amanda voice , she said ohhh I need to fart again not a good day for gas it non stop and ive not even left the house yet .


Friday, November 7, 2014

My ex cat and her amazing farting arse





Well I thought I would start a new thread about my ex gf. I have written a few bits about her previously in different threads.

This story starts on a Saturday morning at about 0900 hrs. Anyway i turn up at her house as planned and to say she is a little worse for wear is an understatement as she is struggling to stand. She had been out with her friends the previous night and had a bit too much to drink. Baby she says i think i'm having a hungry day i've already had 4 bit of toast and i'm still hungry. Excellent I think as I love it when she has a hungry day its unbelievable what happens. Have I got time for something else to eat before we get a taxi. Yeah no problem I say and she has 2 more pieces of toast while we are waiting. She finishes up and the taxi turns up about 5 mins later and takes us to the station. The train is due to leave at 1000 hrs and we get tickets and have about 15 mins to wait. I need a smoke she says so we go outside the station and she lights up, she is still struggling to stand at this point and turns to me and says baby I need to fart big time. How can we hide it I think it's going to be big. I'll lean against the wall and you lean up against me that should muffle it a bit so she does that and it starts rumbling against me for about 30 seconds. Thats better she says and we head off for the train to Newmarket races. We get there at 1100 hrs or so without any more gas. ( just as well as the train is full ). What time does the racing start she asks about 1400 hrs I say. So why are we here so early then? Because I want to go to the pub 1st for a few drinks as we said. OMG she says I can't drink at the moment. Anyway we get to the pub and she says baby i'm hungry shall we have something to eat. Now I hadn't eaten so I say why not. So i go to the bar and order 2 big breakfasts and a couple of bottles of Bud. When I get back to the table she says why have you got me a bud i asked for a coke. Unlucky I say you promised you wouldn't get pissed last night because you knew we were having a few drinks today. Fair enough she says. So a few mins later the food turns up. A big breakfast consists of 3 sausages, 2 pieces of bacon, hash brown, 2 eggs, beans, mushrooms, tomato and 2 slices of fried bread. I just about get through mine but she scoffs hers down as if she hasn't eaten for a week. By this time the pub is full and is noisy. Just as well as she rips a fucking huge fart which fortunately I can hear but nobody else can she also stifles a couple of burps. Just making room she says. What for?
i'm going to have another one of those i'm still feeling hungry. Seriously I say. Yup. Told you i'm having a hungry day. So I head off to the bar and order another breakfast and 2 more buds. Anyway when it comes she wolfs it down again and drinks the remains of her bud. I feel a bit better after that she says but there's still room for something else. baby we've got to make a move I say as it's gone 1300 hrs. No worries says Cat lets go. So we get on the bus that takes us to the racetrack and while we are half way there she turns to me and says I need to fart. You'll have to hold it theres 30 odd people on this bus and they'll think a bomb has gone off I laugh. Fortunately it's only a 20 min journey so she hasn't long to hold it. We get off and walk about 50 yards when she lets go. Nothing large as shes clenching her butt cheeks so is more a 20 second squeak. The wind must have been blowing the wrong way as the smell follows us for about 20 yards and it's not pleasant. Must be what i had to drink last night she giggles. Anyway we go in to the course put out bets on the 1st race and go to the bar for a couple of pints. While we are drinking she says i'm starting to feel hungry again. But i'll wait until the end of the 1st race. So we watch the race finish our beers and head off for food. She orders 3 pieces chicken and chips which she eats in no time at all. Believe it or not I still feel hungry but won't have anything as i'm feeling greedy. So we watch the next couple of races and have a couple more beers which takes us to about 1515 hrs when she says it's no good I gotta eat. So we head off again and this time she has fish and chips. Thats better she says i'm feeling full. So no more food between then and the end of the meeting which is 1730 hrs. We do have 4 more pints though. We leave the course and she says i'll ring mum and see if it's ok to pop round.( She lives in Newmarket. ) So we catch the bus back to the station and start the 10 minute walk to her mums. I've got a bit of wind she says and starts farting every few steps or so. This goes on for 5 minutes and when she finally finishes she turns to me and says. i now have room for the tea mum is cooking for us. Anyway we get to her mums and she's cooked pasta for us. Now Cat has not 1 not 2 but 3 helpings of this pasta and a couple of glasses of wine followed by strawberrys and cream. Finally she says I'm full. Not really a surprise as she's had 6 slices of toast, 2 big breakfasts, 3 pieces of chicken and chips, fish and chips, 3 plate fulls of pasta, strawberrys and cream, 2 bottles of bud, 7 pints of lager and 2 glasses of wine. The time has got to 2100 hrs and the train is due to leave at 2115 so we say our goodbyes and leave. We catch the train and about half way home she says my belly hurts. I feel it and its feeling quite full but still has a bit of space although it's expanded since we left in the morning and the dress she is wearing is tighter. So I give it a rub to try and relieve it a bit which seems to do the trick. For a short time anyway. Anyway the train arrives back in Ipswich at 2215 hrs and we get off baby she says look at my belly. to my amazement its still expanding and the seams are starting to split. It must be the pasta expanding. I reckon she has grown a good 11 inches around the belly and probably gained similar in weight throughout the day with all she's eaten and drunk. We get back to her house and go straight up to her bedroom. Briefly saying a quick hello to her son. I need to get out of this dress she says and I really need a belly rub. So we struggle to get her out of the dress and her belly is tight and I mean drum tight. I could have thrown something on it and it would have bounced about 10 ft in the air. God it's painful now she says so I start rubbing. Baby you just need to fart some air out I say. And with that she rips a fucking huge 45 second fart which almost blows the walls down.
Fuck me I said now thats what I call a fart. ( forget JDR and Ana Didovic and all the others as Cat tops them all when it comes to farting. ) There's plenty more where that came from baby believe me. So I carry on rubbing and every couple of minutes theres a repeat performance. This carries on for a good half an hour and her belly is starting to reduce in size. Are you able to have sex yet I ask. Yes I think so she says but I may fart on you. I bloody hope so I say i'm banking on it. So we are having sex and as we are going at it she farts on me 3 or 4 times. I pull out and decide to fist fuck her. Now I do this until she squirts all over me and carry on doing it and she squirts about 5 times. All the while though at the same time as she's squirting she's farting constantly as she has lost control. I am so hard by this time I have to go back to fucking her and as she is still squirting it's like fucking in a swimming pool all the while she's farting on me as well. Anyway I finally come and she says baby I need water I am so de-hydrated. So I put her dressing gown on and hear a thud behind me. I turn around and she has fallen off the bed and says I can't move. It's your fault. At this I laugh and go downstairs for water. I come back up to find her still on the floor trying to get up. Here baby drink this and give her a pint of water. She knecks it in about 5 seconds flat and says god I needed that but need another one which I fetch for her. I come back up and she has finally made it back on to the bed and drinks half the water. Thats better she says time to sleep now its almost 1 in the morning. So we kiss andd cuddle up and fall asleep. Or at least I do for a bit as every hour or so she's still dropping the biggest bombs while her belly deflates. By the morning her belly is almost back to its normal size. When she wakes she says right time to get rid of the rest of this belly and drops one of the most massive farts i heard from her. It went on for a good minute to a minute and a half and was amazingly loud. Anyway it did the trick and her belly was back to normal. For a few weeks anyway. hee hee