Anne
Checking in Once More
Hi to all again. I've been away from posting for almost a year now I believe, and now feel I have some time and a desire to write about my poo again, so here "goes" nothing!As you who remember me are likely aware, I had a baby and shared my pooping stories from pregnancy and shared with my partners Jared and Kyra. Well, my baby is a healthy one year old now, Kyra's isn't far behind, and we're all still together. I'm again trying for a baby, but being over 40 it hasn't happened yet. I would love to have the whole experience again- even the pooping, which gave me some of the biggest, hardest logs of my life.
I read a story from Megan that caught my eye and led me to post here quick- Hello Megan, I always loved your posts and the way you go about pooping- it's in may ways so much like Kyra and I. Your last poop described was so much like the one I had today.
I really liked having firm, sizeable poos during pregnancy, and since then have practiced holding my poo so that when I do go, it's huge:). Kyra let me in that this was her secret, that growing up she trained herself to hold on until her poo was huge and she absolutely had to go. I don't always do this, but if comfortably I go a day or two without pooing, I might clench my cheeks tight and attempt to make it three or four days, even five. I just simply enjoy a firm feeling poo!
Well, I was walking today, now that the snow is melting I can get out again, and I was in the woods with no one around anywhere. My poo was almost exactly four days old, and I began to feel it trying to bulge out my anus. So, I relaxed, and lo and behold it began slooowly sliding out, and I quickly lowered my pants before my anus could even open completely and squatted down. My poo slid out slowly and I felt it the entire way for somewhere around two minutes. It felt really good. I peed for thirty seconds and I was done. I stood up and reached in my pocket for a napkin I had, and quickly wiped 1x before tugging my panties back up from
More to come, I love you all, especially you, Megan:)
Take Care
Anne
Crystal
what comes in will come out
hi guys and gals, just wanna share a short story, like 10 minutes ago just had a poop, spending the night with Marcus, sleeping in the guess room, so anyway, I got my PJ's on so decided to go poop, so I pulled down my shorts and sat on toilet, a few good plop out wiped few times with wet wipes was done, got up now I'm in his room looking over his homework, while he play his game system, so see ya later going beat him in 2k14, then head for bed he has school in morning and I have GED classes
Drifty Boots
New diapers
Well I got some new depends to wear that fit better. They are definitely more diaper-like than the others, so I don't know how I'll wear them to work unnoticed. Unfortunately, last night I was wearing one of the smaller ones again and I leaked a bit on my living room floor where I was sleeping. Oh well, such is life. I dried it up the best I could with toilet paper and that was that.
Anatomy student
Lactose intolerance
So, I'm pretty sure I have lactose intolerance. Whenever I have milk I get diarrhea, and when I eat cheese, I get really gassy and have to poop. It has its ups and downs. Sure, I have the best natural laxative at my disposal, but I can't get enough vitamin D.Vitamin D is required in bone health, thyroid health, sperm health, and testosterone production. I have lower testosterone due to being inside all winter, working inside, and not being able to digest milk. All of which are essintial to vitamin D intake.
Anyone else lactose intolerant?
John H
some comments
Hi all.This is just going to be a short post.
@Brandon T, Hi and glad you enjoyed my last post. Thanks for your comments.
@Drift Boots, hi and welcome. I can't offer you any advice as I have never used diapers apart from when I was a baby of course but hope you get the proper size and that the doctor will be able to help. Keep the stories coming.
@Pooping activist, hi and welcome. Enjoyed your first post. Sounds like you had a very enjoyable poo and I agree that time spent in the toilet relaxing or thinking while pooing is very nice.
@Maria thanks for posting and I enjoyed your stories. Good that you have understanding friends and looking forward to hearing more from you in the future.
@Jemma, Sounds like you gave that ladies toilet a good seeing to but when you have to go you have to go. Also I am sorry to hear your news. Hope you are keeping well.
@Annie sounds like you had a lot of poop to get out in your last post. All the food and walking must have helped to move things along. Did you have a third poo after you posted and did you go in your panties or in the toilet?
That's all for this post.
Take care all,
John H
Bianca
Hi, it's Bianca. I'd like to know if you guys got any period stories related to the bathroom. My most fond memory is Mom helping me put on a pad when I first started as a child (9-ish or so). By the way, I've found myself having to go pee more when it's cold out. Also, I've had a wonderful past weekend. Near the end of the week, I did a great poo! It was nearly 4 peices, felt long coming out, and got stuck in the drain a bit. Eventually, it broke down. I also recieved a replacement of the toy puppy I lost, but it works differently even though it's the same one. It does, however, have somewhat crummy analog recordings, but they're discernable. Strangely, today I've been peeing a lot. I think this is because I drink a lot of water. In our bathroom at work, their is spray in a ccouple of the stalls (we have 3). I've used it, but have sprayed the stall door lol! One of the stalls is the staff one, and the others are for the clients. We have fire drills at work sometimes, and I've been lucky enough not to be in their when the alarm sounds. Speaking of fire, our house minorly suffered from one, and the strangest thing was that when I heard someone's car radio booming at night I said in my sleep, "Who's burning the house!". I guess the past can come back to haunt you.
Megan
Shart Farts
I remember this one time a couple of years ago when I was about 11 when I was in bed and I felt really bloated. I had eaten pizza earlier that day but had already pooped. It was about 3 a,m and I woke up suddenly. I decided I needed to fart so I did. I was wearing a white nightie with no underwear on. Then, I felt the urge to fart again so I did. But instead of farting, I pooped. It was really bad diarrhoea and it went all over my pillow. I had no idea what to do because I was just kneeling on my bed with my bum in the air and poop all over my pillow. I felt like I needed to poop again so I thought that I may as well fart in bed as the damage was already done and I thought I had already got rid of all my poop. I was really wrong and I ended up pooping onto my pillow for another 10 minutes. My poop was really mushy and it was squirting out of my bum at lightning speed. I got off my bed and woke my mum up but she was really angry with me. She made me go into the shower and wash and it was already 3:30 by now.It didn't end there though because while I was in the shower I had another urge to fart and I did and it went all of the wall and shower curtain and my mum made me wash again but this time in cold water because she didn't want to turn the hot water back on. Then, she spanked my bum for pooping all over my bed and in the shower and for waking her up.
My mum is really weird about pooping and never talks about it with me. This used to be annoying for me because I would often get diarrhoea and poop in my pants or in bed and I would never know what to do.
Another time, after the pooping incident I just explained, I had another bad case of diarrhoea. Even though I was 11, my mum decided to punish me by making me wear diapers in bed. She told me that until I learnt to keep my poop in my bum until I got to the toilet, I would have to wear a diaper. So, I was in bed once and I woke up around 4am. There was a funny smell and I realised I had pooped in my diaper. It felt really mushy but it also felt nice. However, rather than telling my mum about it, I decided to go back to sleep and wait until morning. This was a bad idea because I had pooped even more so now my diaper was filled to the brim with steaming, mushy poop and my mum was furious. She made me clean myself up and because it was Sunday and we were going to church, she made me wear a diaper at Church which was really embarrassing because it was really bulgy.
For my 13th birthday, my mum told me I didn't have to wear diapers in bed anymore since I had been wearing them every night for 2 years straight. I could never have sleepovers in case I pooped myself which was bad. I did poop myself a couple of times when I was 13 because I never knew how to control my pooping. Whenever this happened, my mum used to make me shower and then hand wash my bed clothes rather than using the washing machine. I finally learnt my lesson and now that I am 15, I can pretty much always control my pooping. But sometimes, I let out a fart, not realising I need to poop and end up pooping my bed.
Not only do I poop when I fart, I also poop when I think I just need to pee and often don't know when I am pooping because my poop is so runny. Although, after a couple of seconds it starts squirting out of my bum and gets more mushy and I realise I am pooping.
Brandon T
comments & stuff
To: Bianca great story.To: Julie great story it sounds like that laxative really did its job and cleaned you out completely now you know the effect of it and I look forward to your next post thanks.
To: Maria first welcome to the site and great story it sounds like you an interesting peeing experince and please post anymore stories you may have thanks.
To: Mystery Poster great story it was really good you were able to find relief from you major constipation.
To: Jemma great story it sounds like you really had to poop bad both time but at least you made it to the toilet both times and I look forward to your ext post thanks.
To: Bloated Butt great story as always.
To: Im New Here first welcome to the site and great story about your big poop it sounds like you really had to go and I bet you felt pretty good afterwards to and please post anymore stories you have thanks.
To: annie great stories it sounds like you had 2 really great poops and I look forward to reading about your 3rd and I look forward to your next post thanks.
To: Crystal great story as always.
To: Debie first welcome to the site and great story it sounds like you had a pretty rough day and please post anymore stories you may have thanks.
On sunday I heard a girlpoop at the bookstore so she went in the bathroom and started peeing then I heard some plops then she started to wipe but then stopped cause she wasnt quite done a few more plops then she wiped.
Well thats all for now.
Sincerly Brandon T
PS. I love this site
Crystal& Deiese
what comes in will come out
hey everyone brought my friend with me going interview me practice journalism on me.Deiese. hello everybody Like Crystal said I'm going interview her
So Crystal what you do on the toilet today?
Crystal well not too much this morning I had to poop, this afternoon I pee, evening time I pee and pooped again, and tonight I pee and pooped again
Deiese well seems like you have the bowel movements?
Crystal yes I do I average 21 bowel movements per week
Deiese. do you take that after someone or just your thing
Crystal well little bit of both well my mom was like that but what makes me go cause I don't like holding my bowels
Crystal is there anymore you like to ask me?
Deiese no not right now this be fine, have goodnight bye
Crystal goodnight you all
Deiese
Crystal friend
Well sense I did a interview with Crystal I wanna tell a storyI'm sure Crystal won't mind me sharing haha but anyway we was hanging out at the mall but here my background I'm 5'6 120 full figure mixed race black mom and white dad, love them both, so here the story, we was at the food court, so Crystal was trying on clothing, I hear her pass gass I said excuse you, she said sorry that she had to poop but never been in these bathrooms before, think Macy's inncendt kinda got to her,but I told come on you go pretty much everywhere else, she said she can't, I said alright I go with you she said okay hold on a second, so I see her in a lot of pain in her face I said the month huh, she nod her head, one thing about Crystal by she having small body frame except in the butt department sidenote never seen such a perfect shape butt that has a good size, no offense to anyone but it's very nice looking if I was both ways I would want to tap that asap haha just keeping it real, sorry girl you know you can't help it but anyway I walk with her to the ladies see a one open stall happen see a handicapped one but we don't like using those cause one maybe really need it, so I go into the stall with her locks the stall she said turn your head, hear her shorts drop and panties fall but this girl has no style when she ain't well she just let things be as is not trying straight up shorts of nothing, she said I could turn around, taking with her at eye contact, seeing her drop her turds was funny cause she just looked so drained for nothing but that's my first time seeing feeling so weak so afterwards when she was finished I wet the tp for her, when she was done I exist the stall she came out wash her hands on way out, I let her lean on my shoulder drove her to Marcus house
a thought
Post Title (optional)why we are so fascinated?
Both pee and shit are gifts which we give to our parents, and we may be rewarded or punished for giving these gifts, but they are our most basic gifts, and we give them in search of love. And because we all want love, we are vey interested in how these gifts will be received. And we are also interested in other people giving these gifts, and maybe being able to get more love in return than we get.And if our relationship with our parents has been upset, such as when a younger brother or sister arrives on the scene, then we feel we have been deprived of love, because the parent has to share love between 2 or more children.
And if we are in search of love, then we want to receive love from boy or girl friends, and so we want to see them pissing or even shitting, so that the act of relieving oneself, over which we have no control, can be shared. And because pissing reveals the sexual organis, the view of someone engaged in pissing is erotic, unless one has found more important ways of giving and receiving love. But it is about love, not just about sex. A very intimate gesture, which is thought to be private and to be something which cannot be shared, becomes one of the ways love is given.
The particular moment when one has to piss, even in one's clothes, has no control, is obviously close to the moment of ejaculation, and so it is a release. But it is also an intimate offering. and if we have ben punished for an unsuitable offering, then we keep trying to make this offering.
And so for some of us it is very important that our pissing, and even our shitting, can be shared
with someone we love. And, because we see pissing and shitting as giving, we enjoy watching someone we don't know at all doing it, because we can accept their gift, and even give them love. And there is also the fascination of seeing someone in such an intimate situation, unable not to give, but unsure how the gift will be received.
I hope this helps.
Jemma
Question
Hi people!Does anyone on here where an adult nappy that they actually use to pee or poo in??
It would be so tempting for me to do that with my bowel issues but I personally don't think I would feel comfortable doing that. Though if you're comfortable with it then that's fine I dont judge anyone.
I'm just curious. .. :)
J x
at work
First of all, jemma, your stories are great and I'm really sorry to hear your bad news, hope you guys are ok.
I'm on the nightshift this week, 1800-0600 and I appear to have caught a stomach bug! My first shift last night, which is always the hardest, was punctuated with half-hourly trips to the toilet to have the world fall out of my arse. Suffice to say, I was absolutely threaders by the end of my shift, am bit better tonight, still had 6 trips to toilet tho, although my poo is a bit more solid tonight, just very loose. Not eating and piling down loads of water is how I'm dealing with it.
First of all, jemma, your stories are great and I'm really sorry to hear your bad news, hope you guys are ok.
I'm on the nightshift this week, 1800-0600 and I appear to have caught a stomach bug! My first shift last night, which is always the hardest, was punctuated with half-hourly trips to the toilet to have the world fall out of my arse. Suffice to say, I was absolutely threaders by the end of my shift, am bit better tonight, still had 6 trips to toilet tho, although my poo is a bit more solid tonight, just very loose. Not eating and piling down loads of water is how I'm dealing with it.
Blind Guy
To Drift Boots
Greetings. Wearing a size too small is bound to result in leaks. If you can, I'd advise getting something in your size from another store who carries it. While Depends pull-ons may work for slight daytime leakage, I guarantee you they won't hold up overnight. If this continues, I would highly recommend something better that offers more protection, like Tranquility, Molicare, Abena or Tena products. Though they are a bit pricier and harder to find without buying on line, the security they provide is worth the extra cost and looking around or buying on line, at least from where I'm standing. I could give you tips as to places who carry things at reasonable prices, but links are routinely deleted along with any references to specific companies or prices, so my best advice is to do your research. But whatever happens, seeing your doctor is the best thing you can do at this point. (S)He will probably run some tests, or send you to a urologist. Best of luck either way, and I'm here if you have any questions.
Wednesday, March 19, 2014
Megan
John B- Good to be back! You're probably right, it's rare for me to go anywhere other than a loo (or, occasionally, my pants!) so it probably is the first such story I have posted on here. Glad you enjoyed it!
It has been an interesting week toilet-wise! Believe it or not I got walked in on twice (not an uncommon occurrence for me since I sometimes tend to assume a cubicle door is secure once I 'lock' it, rather than checking to be sure, plus there are some pretty poor locks about!), and walked in on someone else, too!
At the weekend I went shopping. After looking around a couple of shops I had an urge to go for a wee that had been building, so I needed to go find a loo. I was in a fairly big shop that had a customer toilet at the back. It was one of those single occupancy unisex ones. As I approached I noticed the lock was on half red, half white, which I often see on both this type of loo and on individual cubicles. Mostly this means they are empty, but not this time! I opened the door and was very surprised to see a woman in her late 20s seated on the loo, with her skirt hitched up around her waist and her red knickers pulled halfway down her thighs. I immediately said, 'I'm so sorry!' and pulled the door closed again. She seemed more surprised than embarrassed at being walked in on, and I heard her lock the door. This time the lock went fully red so she must have been making sure!
A couple of minutes passed as I waited for her to finish. She flushed and washed her hands, then came out and said, 'Sorry, I thought it was locked!' She laughed it off and I went in and emptied my bladder. There was no smell so I don't know if she was having a poo or just a wee, although I might have heard a couple of small plops while she was in there.
Later in the day after lunch, my bowels began moving and I needed to go to a loo again so I could let my poo out. I found some toilets in the department store near where I was, and took one of the two cubicles. Both doors were closed but both cubicles were empty so I took the one furthest from the door. I pulled down my jeans and pink knickers and sat on the seat, doing a quick wee before I settled in to have my poo. After pushing out two logs, someone came into the room. I assumed my cubicle showed as locked, so I continued trying to push out my next piece. But I heard footsteps and the door to my cubicle opened! It hit my knee and I saw a girl of about my age standing outside who gasped in surprise. 'Oh God, sorry!' she said, quickly shutting the door. I quickly clenched my bum and stood up to lock it as I heard her go into the other cubicle.
I assume when she entered she wanted to take the cubicle furthest from the door, and that the lock showed vacant, so she went ahead and tried it. Unlike in my next story she didn't see much, since the door only opened a bit before it hit my knee and she quickly closed it again, so she probably only saw my leg and my face. I finished my poo, pushing out another two logs as she started to do a wee in the other cubicle. I was not too embarrassed but I think she was, so I left before she could finish to spare us from any more!
The second time I got walked in on this week happened today. I went to a garden centre to find something for my Mum's birthday, and I had some lunch in their cafe. While I was waiting for my dessert I started getting an urge for the loo, to do both things. By the time I was done eating it was urgent, so I made my way to the loos. There were three cubicles, and again I took the one furthest from the door. In these cubicles, the toilet was set a long way back from the door- if I stuck my leg out straight my foot would have just about been touching the door, I think. I sat with my knees together and feet apart, with my hands resting on my thighs.
I quickly did my wee as someone entered the cubicle furthest from me and did the same. I began to poo, pushing out a sizable, soft log. As someone entered the loos and took the middle cubicle, I did a quiet fart and another two pieces of poo. Then someone came in. Another log was poking out of me and I heard footsteps. All the cubicles were taken, so I was not surprised when they tried my cubicle door to see if it was free, but I was surprised when the door swung open! I couldn't believe this was happening again so soon after the last time! A woman of about 35 had opened the door and begun to walk in before she realised, and the toilet was too far away for me to stop it. It swung open revealing me in all my glory sat on the loo with my blue knickers and jeans down at my feet! She looked at me in surprise for a few seconds before she said, 'Oh, I'm sorry, love! I thought it was empty!' She pulled the door closed but it didn't latch and started opening again. I quickly got up and shuffled to it, locking it (for real this time!) I sat back down again and I could see her feet as she walked outside the cubicle.
My poo smelled fairly strongly and I had my jeans at my feet, so I knew she almost certainly knew that I was having a number two. She tried both other cubicles and seemed to be in s bit of a hurry to get a seat on a toilet, so I guessed whatever she needed to do was probably pretty urgent. The other end cubicle became free as I continued to push out my log, and she went in. I heard her quickly start to do a poo as well, which started with a fairly loud fart, which all explains why she was in a hurry for a loo! I did another two medium sized turds before wiping and leaving, feeling a tiny bit embarrassed, but mostly amused that it had happened twice so close together!
John B- Good to be back! You're probably right, it's rare for me to go anywhere other than a loo (or, occasionally, my pants!) so it probably is the first such story I have posted on here. Glad you enjoyed it!
It has been an interesting week toilet-wise! Believe it or not I got walked in on twice (not an uncommon occurrence for me since I sometimes tend to assume a cubicle door is secure once I 'lock' it, rather than checking to be sure, plus there are some pretty poor locks about!), and walked in on someone else, too!
At the weekend I went shopping. After looking around a couple of shops I had an urge to go for a wee that had been building, so I needed to go find a loo. I was in a fairly big shop that had a customer toilet at the back. It was one of those single occupancy unisex ones. As I approached I noticed the lock was on half red, half white, which I often see on both this type of loo and on individual cubicles. Mostly this means they are empty, but not this time! I opened the door and was very surprised to see a woman in her late 20s seated on the loo, with her skirt hitched up around her waist and her red knickers pulled halfway down her thighs. I immediately said, 'I'm so sorry!' and pulled the door closed again. She seemed more surprised than embarrassed at being walked in on, and I heard her lock the door. This time the lock went fully red so she must have been making sure!
A couple of minutes passed as I waited for her to finish. She flushed and washed her hands, then came out and said, 'Sorry, I thought it was locked!' She laughed it off and I went in and emptied my bladder. There was no smell so I don't know if she was having a poo or just a wee, although I might have heard a couple of small plops while she was in there.
Later in the day after lunch, my bowels began moving and I needed to go to a loo again so I could let my poo out. I found some toilets in the department store near where I was, and took one of the two cubicles. Both doors were closed but both cubicles were empty so I took the one furthest from the door. I pulled down my jeans and pink knickers and sat on the seat, doing a quick wee before I settled in to have my poo. After pushing out two logs, someone came into the room. I assumed my cubicle showed as locked, so I continued trying to push out my next piece. But I heard footsteps and the door to my cubicle opened! It hit my knee and I saw a girl of about my age standing outside who gasped in surprise. 'Oh God, sorry!' she said, quickly shutting the door. I quickly clenched my bum and stood up to lock it as I heard her go into the other cubicle.
I assume when she entered she wanted to take the cubicle furthest from the door, and that the lock showed vacant, so she went ahead and tried it. Unlike in my next story she didn't see much, since the door only opened a bit before it hit my knee and she quickly closed it again, so she probably only saw my leg and my face. I finished my poo, pushing out another two logs as she started to do a wee in the other cubicle. I was not too embarrassed but I think she was, so I left before she could finish to spare us from any more!
The second time I got walked in on this week happened today. I went to a garden centre to find something for my Mum's birthday, and I had some lunch in their cafe. While I was waiting for my dessert I started getting an urge for the loo, to do both things. By the time I was done eating it was urgent, so I made my way to the loos. There were three cubicles, and again I took the one furthest from the door. In these cubicles, the toilet was set a long way back from the door- if I stuck my leg out straight my foot would have just about been touching the door, I think. I sat with my knees together and feet apart, with my hands resting on my thighs.
I quickly did my wee as someone entered the cubicle furthest from me and did the same. I began to poo, pushing out a sizable, soft log. As someone entered the loos and took the middle cubicle, I did a quiet fart and another two pieces of poo. Then someone came in. Another log was poking out of me and I heard footsteps. All the cubicles were taken, so I was not surprised when they tried my cubicle door to see if it was free, but I was surprised when the door swung open! I couldn't believe this was happening again so soon after the last time! A woman of about 35 had opened the door and begun to walk in before she realised, and the toilet was too far away for me to stop it. It swung open revealing me in all my glory sat on the loo with my blue knickers and jeans down at my feet! She looked at me in surprise for a few seconds before she said, 'Oh, I'm sorry, love! I thought it was empty!' She pulled the door closed but it didn't latch and started opening again. I quickly got up and shuffled to it, locking it (for real this time!) I sat back down again and I could see her feet as she walked outside the cubicle.
My poo smelled fairly strongly and I had my jeans at my feet, so I knew she almost certainly knew that I was having a number two. She tried both other cubicles and seemed to be in s bit of a hurry to get a seat on a toilet, so I guessed whatever she needed to do was probably pretty urgent. The other end cubicle became free as I continued to push out my log, and she went in. I heard her quickly start to do a poo as well, which started with a fairly loud fart, which all explains why she was in a hurry for a loo! I did another two medium sized turds before wiping and leaving, feeling a tiny bit embarrassed, but mostly amused that it had happened twice so close together!
Linda
Post Title (optional) My last posts don't list my name.
One of my posts is directly under Monday March 17 2014. I also asked Anthony a question about his constipation and I commented on Jas's post about having poo stuck in my anus.I also answered those questions, which is the post directly under the questions I asked Anthony and Jas.
Tinfoil Hat
Bean treatment
I wouldn't do it indeed. It would be much like an air enema except without the ability to control it. I think that it's dangerous to play around with your precious colon like that too and that stretching the nerves out of their limits may only increase your trouble with constipation further. No wonder you needed to be massaged by your BF to feel the urge.And, besides that, all the gas it would give me would only get me kicked out of my gym or out of my class in a few seconds for sure. I experience a similar effect when i take Metamucil, with the only difference that the gas starts hitting me hard the next day.
Bianca
Hello
Hi,I did a nice poop several days ago. It took a small while to come out, but felt great! It was about two, or 3 peices. Sometimes when I poop, I hate it when you have hang poop (poop that gets stuck on your bottom).
TIana
Survey response: Pooping at Church
1. Have you ever taken a dump at church? Describe.Yes, most every week. At our regular church building, we have a limited number of toilets (2 or 3) in each of about 10 bathrooms. We usually have 2,000 or more attend services at three times, plus a large Sunday school. I remember the tiny toilets in the school wing which were really easy for the kids to use. Even my feet would stay on the floor when I used them and they were much more comfortable because the toilets were no bigger than you would have at home. The seats were white and didn't have that opening over the front of the bowl. My poos (then and now) came soft and fast. The biggest problem was that sometimes the toilet paper roll would stick. Compared to what I've had to deal with in junior high, though, that was minor. Although it scared me when I got mad and used both hands to yank the TP roll, and it went flying off and rolled out of my stall.
2. Have you ever heard someone else taking a dump at church? Yes, heard and smelled. I remembered the older ladies always waiting to pee. My mom said they would be drinking too much coffee. However, when someone opened the door to the main restrooms, you could really smell the poo when walking by to the Sunday school wing.
3. Have you ever seen an unflushed toilet at church? Many of them and many times. You see our church rents our city's muni auditorium and convention center for special Christmas and Easter services that draw huge crowds. Twice last year they also sponsored guest pastors when they traveled across the country giving talks. At Christmas, I took a big poo right after we arrived and more than half the toilets in the huge bathroom were not flushed. The one I used hadn't been used yet that day. I dropped the seat, but it was really cold to sit on. Luckily, I don't think I was seated for even a minute. My freezing buns caused me to stand to wipe myself.
4. Have you ever passed or heard someone passing gas in the toilet at church. Yes, I pass gas immediately when I seat myself and my poo starts. It lasts no more than three seconds luckily. My sister, who is a couple years older than me is a real blaster. We crap together at church and when we're traveling, sometimes.
5. Have you ever seen toilet skid marks or have to flush multiple times?
It's really bad at the Muny. It's also pretty bad in the main bathrooms right outside our sanctuary. These are like home-size toilet bowls and I don't think they have the amount of water and swishing capacity like a larger toilet. I guess I don't worry too much about leaving skidmarks in the bowl. Mom sometimes gets on me for leaving skidmarks in my underwear. If I took more time at school to wipe more and better, I'd be getting more than the two or three Saturday Schools a year I already get for tardies to class.
Michelle
To Bloated Butt
haha your morning farts sound crazy:P are you usually full of gas when you wake up? Whats the most you've ever done in a row? Also is/was your gas ever a problem at work/school?I remember one time I was watching a movie with my friend and she blasted 6 big ones in a row! We couldnt stop laughing aha:P I really think she should watch what she eats but she doesnt seem to mind lol. She tell's me she hopes she'll be able to find a guy that can handle her gas.
And to answer your question she is very curvy. She's about average height with very large breasts and a big bum:) But by the sounds of it not close to as big as yours. I dont think it jiggles as much as yours either:Phehe
My butt's been described as "cute" but I kinda wish it jiggled more when I walked:Plol
Drift Boots
New to diapers
Hello. I'm a man, aged thirty, and I just started wearing Depends for men about two days ago. I've been having control problems at work, and I'd end up leaking a bit in my pants, enough to make noticeable wet stains. Unfortunately, the only ones the store had were a size too small, which has caused some problems at home. I've wet my diaper in bed the last two nights, and both nights it leaked. The first night a little, the second a lot. Luckily my wife is pretty understanding about it and isn't making me feel any more embarrassed about it. I'll try and share more as things progress. I will be seeing a doctor about my issue after April 1, but until then, here's hoping the diapers help (and with a few less wet sheets).
Jas
FOR New Person
If I have diarrhea I want to be home alone of if everyone is in bed. As in public, just in a quiet restroom.
Pooping Activist
Today's Poop
Hello guys. First time poster. For reference I'm a 17 year old guy and I love the act of pooping. It feels amazing and even gives you some private time for thinking or reading or whatever.Today, I started off on the computer. It had been around three days since I last pooped so I was kind of due. I made my way to the bathroom. After entering I pulled down my pants and sat. Immediately I started peeing. After peeing, I tried to listen to see if anybody was nearby as I wanted my privacy. When I realized the coast was clear, I began pooping. It started out with a wave of silent farts, ones that smelled pretty bad. I grunted a bit and the turd slowly poked its way through. I heard someone walk past so I stopped pooping for a bit, the piece I was pushing out fell in the water with a plop. When the coast was clear again, I began pushing big time. "Nnnghhh..." I was grunting up a storm. After a few minutes my first log landed in the water with a plop. I still had more. A second log just slipped through with no pushing needed. I sat there and took in the relief of having just pooped. I wiped a bit -- it was a pretty dry turd -- and flushed. As I was leaving, I noticed the horrible stench.
I'll answer a survey
1.do you wipe front or back or a combination of both
Combination of both
2. on average, how many sheets of toilet tissue do you use to wipe
Probably around eight to ten.
3. has there been cases you wipe excessively and still could not get all the spots
Yesss. Sometimes takes me longer than actually pooping!
4. Have you ever wetted slightly a paper-towel or large ream of toilet tissue to get the remains.
Not really.
5. Have the toilet tissue ever tore when you were wiping
Usually in public restrooms.
6. do you wipe your butt every time after you take a a leak or at least 50% of the time
No. I'm a guy lol.
7. Have you ever used damp or formulated toilet tissue wipes to do the job
Not really.
8. Do you ever feel completely clean after wiping including the elimination of odor left after the dump
Never completely. Only if I take a shower after but I usually don't.
9. do poop stains or skidmarks eve show in your underwear
Sometimes.
10. what your favorite brand of toilet tissue
Whatever is in the house at the time! I like the nice soft ones with quilted patterns though!
PART 2
11. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN PUBLIC RESTROOM and heard some-else wiping after taking a dump. describe some experiences
No. Usually when I poop in a public restroom there's nobody there :( I've always wanted to experience the feeling of pooping next to a total stranger.
12. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN in public restroom and heard someone taking or a dump or someone heard you. describe an experience
I hear people poop all the time, usually when I go in for a pee. I've pooped with people peeing and stuff in the bathroom. I'm sure they've heard me fart and plop up a storm! I've had people SEE me poop as I've been walked in on a few times.
13. ON AVERAGE, IS THE TOILET TISSUE b very messy after wiping or only a little so
Very messy. I have messy poops a lot of the time.
14. how much do you spend on toilet tissue each for personal use
Whatever my family spends!
15. do you have to wipe more frequently during the hot summer months
Yes because I eat more junk food and this makes my poop greasier.
julie
laxatives was a bad idea!
It was my boyfriends birthday party and I was really super Extra *constipated* , I try using the bathroom 4-6 times to see if anything would come out but no there was no relief.So during my boyfriends party I told him I was constipated. He grabbed me by the hand to go to his room. He started to kiss me all over and I pushed him away and said "Im serious stop it". he looked at me and responded "fine"! He went to his closet to get me laxative.
I took 3 pills . My boyfriend took it away saying "Julie that's enough!, don't you know laxative our double trouble?."
I replied saying "ugg whatever, as long as it makes me feel ok, then im good, go to your party , host your friends I would catch you later, don't worry about me baby everything is fine okay?" he went back to his party getting drunk with his friends.
i went talking with my friends for about 10 minutes and when it was 15 minutes, i had the urge to poop but i still talked to my friends. When it was 20minutes i started to turn red like a tomato, my stomach growled loudly, my hands were shaking and sweating. the girls looked at me weirdly . i stood up and i tried to walk away calmly . "hey , Julie where are you going." said one of my friends. "uhh i have to just go..." i turned around grabbing my ass at the back running like a fool with my high heels . i knocked on the first bathroom thinking they would be no one but i found a girl kissing a boy. i went to the second bathroom but i saw this boy puking . i went to the last bathroom and it was really dirty so i didn't bother using it. so i went running in the bush to poop. I had diarrhoea rushing trough my dress and having big nasty farts coming out of my ass. when i finished i grabbed poison ivy to wipe my ass by mistake. I got back to my boyfriends party starting scratching my ass with a bad ???? ache i couldn't eat nothing until all the things i ate was out of my system. yup!! after the party i couldn't sleep
i had diarrhoea in the bathroom until 2am + my ass was itching . I don't know if that felt normal but as soon as i took the laxative i felt my whole intestine squeezing out every single thing i got in there. it was the worst feeling ever. My boyfriend was so worried cuz i stayed in the bathroom for so long but ya. i love this website i feel comfortable sharing my embarrassing stories here. i want you to give me your opinion about this : okay i don't know if this is a good idea but Im Asian and this weekend i would like to die my hair blonde do you think blonde is a good fit for Asians? I need your opinion
Anthony:
I'm constipated a lot, just like you, although I've been eating high fibre cereal lately so I've been doing well with my poos. How often are you constipated and how long does it take for you to do a poo? If you read through old posts on this site, you will see how constipated I've been lately. I've got hemarrhoids from too much straining.
Jas:
I've lost count at how many times I've had a poo stuck in my anus, that won't come out. For a long time, that happened to me every time I sat on the toilet to do a poo.
I'm constipated a lot, just like you, although I've been eating high fibre cereal lately so I've been doing well with my poos. How often are you constipated and how long does it take for you to do a poo? If you read through old posts on this site, you will see how constipated I've been lately. I've got hemarrhoids from too much straining.
Jas:
I've lost count at how many times I've had a poo stuck in my anus, that won't come out. For a long time, that happened to me every time I sat on the toilet to do a poo.
I thought I would answer these questions too, as I know what its like to be constipated all the time:
A.What is your gender? Female.
B. What is your age? 27-37 age range (I don't want to give my exact age)
C. Describe your body. I'm tall with wide hips and big thighs. I've got a solid build, I'm not really overweight but it wouldn't hurt if I did lose some weight. I've suffered with constipation A LOT over the last couple of years, over the last 6-8 months was the worst its been for a long time.
1. How often do you go to the toilet to take a poo? Lately its been once a day but for a long time, it was once every other day or less (depending on how constipated I was) The longest time I went was about 7 days without a poo.
2. How do you refer to taking a poo? Dropping a load, taking a dump, doing a poo
3. How long does it take you to get started after sitting down? Lately, about 5-10 minutes but it used to take me 15-30 minutes just to get started, also depended on how bad my constipation was, sometimes 45 minutes just to get a turd to stick out 1 or 2 inches!!
4. How much time do you need between sitting down and wiping? Lately, 10-15 minutes but I used to take 45 minutes - over an hour (sometimes 2 hours if I was extremely constipated)
5. Do you usually have to push while you're on the toilet? Lately not as much, although I used to need to push extremely hard!! Along with lots of straining and grunting.
6. How much do you fart, before things start moving/during/after pooping? Not much
6. Are they usually wet or dry? Lately, they are firm and moist but they used to be VERY dry!!
7. Do you ever remain seated after you're done? Yes, I always do a wee after pooping
8. How often are you constipated? Until recently, I was constipated ALL THE TIME!!
9. If you are constipated, how long does it take you to get started after sitting? Lately, not long (10 minutes) but until recently, an hour or more.
10. If you are constipated, then how long does it take you between sitting down and wiping? 45 minutes - an hour or even longer when I was terribly constipated.
11. Do you fart on the toilet when constipated? Sometimes
12. What was the longest time you ever spent on the toilet while constipated? For me, it was 2 hours. This has happened a few times.
13. How often do you go to the toilet to try if you're constipated. Several times. Depending on how badly constipated I am.
14. How often do you have diarrhea? Very occassionally.
15. If you have diarrhea, how long does it take you to get started after sitting down? I can't remember the last time I had it.
16. If you have diarrhea, then how long does it take you between sitting down and wiping? Probably 1 or 2 minutes, I don't get it often.
17. Do you fart on the toilet while having diarrhea? I can't remember but I do have liquid poo that comes out (butt phlegm) when I'm constipated.
18. What was the longest time you ever spent on the toilet while having diarrhea? Maybe 10 minutes
19. How often do you go to the toilet to poop or try when you've got diarrhea? I can't remember
20. What is your favorite pooping position on the potty while:
a. Having a regular dump: leaning right up against the back of the toilet seat, it helps me get the poos out
b. Being constipated: start off same as above and then stand up, squat over the toilet bowl, lean right forward on the toilet.
c. Having diarrhea: I can't remember the last time I had it, I've had so much constipation instead!!
Maria
Confessions of a Laugh-pee-er
My name is Maria. I'm 28 and a normal woman except that I have a tendency to pee when I laugh too hard. Yes, I'm a laugh-pee-er. I have no other incontenence problems, just the laughing thing. A few of my more memorable experiences:My junior year of high school I was in Chemistry class and my friend and I started laughing about something during study time. The teacher told us to be quiet and we tried but then we looked at each other and started giggling again. Then I couldn't stop laughing. Then I felt it - I was peeing my shorts in the middle of class! I got up and ran out of the room, pee still coming out, and down the hall to the bathroom, but by the time I got into a stall I just sat down with my shorts still up, still laughing, and finished peeing through my shorts because they were already soaked and it was already totally obvious I had peed myself. I just sat there drying off my legs and wiping wetness away as best I could until finally my friend came in looking for me and found out what happened. It made her laugh so hard she had to jump into a stall and barely got her pants down in time to keep from peeing in her pants. She then had to go to the gym locker room to get my spare pants from my gym bag so I could change, but then I went home instead. Oh, yeah, I was 17 years old when that happened.
At the end of my senior year, when I was 18, I went to a party at a friends house in the neighborhood. My two bffs were spending the night with me so we just all three walked to the party that was only a few blocks away. I was so busy having fun at the party that I forgot to use the bathroom for the few hours we were there and with all the drinks we had by the time we left I had to go pretty bad, but it was only a short walk back to my house. So the three of us start walking back and started joking around about something and all started laughing and I had to stop walking and cross my legs and bend over to keep from peeing, which made us laugh harder, and then I started leaking and shrieked and laughed even harder and suddenly lost it and started flooding my jeans right there on the sidewalk in front of my two best friends (they had both seen me pee my pants before in the past, multiple times). So there I was just standing there with my legs apart on the sidewalk, face in my hands laughing while the pee spread all down my jeans and then my other friend collapses onto the ground pointing and I look and my other bff was standing there looking down at her own kahki capri pants as they turned dark from her crotch and down her thighs - she laughed so hard at me laughing so hard that I peed that she peed, too! Haha. So we collected ourselves and finished walking home quickly, two of us with soaked pants trying to stay out of the street lights where anyone driving by could see we had peed ourselves.
One last one for today, I think, before this gets too long. A couple of years later I was a sophomore in college. My roommate Amanda (not her real name) and I had become realy close friends freshman year and so had moved in together sophomore year and had a lot of the same classes. We were almost sisters and inseperable. We also both made each other laugh a lot and had both wound up with damp panties from small laugh leaks numerous times since we met each other. It seemed like every few weeks one of us would laugh too hard and grab themselves and run to the bathroom and come out a few minutes later holding a pair of panties with an egg-sized wet spot (sometimes bigger!) in the crotch.
Well, one day we had gone to lunch after morning classes at the school cafeteria and were walking back across the quad to go back to our dorm when one of us said something funny, I forget what it was and who said it, and we both started laughing and bent double. Other students walking by and everything, some ignoring us, some giving us confused or dirty looks. Well, we laughed and laughed harder and that made us laugh some more and then I couldn't help it and of course I started peeing my pants, right there in the middle of a crowded campus at 20 years old. Soon there was an obvious wet spot around my crotch and down my thighs almost to my knees and my butt felt very wet and down the backs of my legs to my knees as I kept laughing, but the reality of peeing myself where we were quickly shocked me back to reality and I was able to stop laughing and stop peeing. Amanda wasn't quite so lucky. As soon as she was the wetness starting to show on my jeans she laughed harder and lost it herself, only she couldn't stop, and she peed all down her jeans to her shoes and left a puddle on the sidewalk. We got a LOT of looks then, of course, and we had to finish walking the rest of the way across campus in our very obviously peed pants. We just hooked arms and laughed and smiled and waved at the people who made comments. When we got back to our room we decided to share the shower since we didn't have much time before our next classes (nothing sexual, just for convenience). We are still friends and still laugh about it to this day - just hopefully not enough to pee ourselves. :)
Anyway, hope you enjoyed some of my stories.
Thanks,
Maria
Monday, March 17, 2014
I've been trying really hard to stick to a healthy diet, with high fibre cereal for breakfast, fruit and ????. I've also been trying to drink more water, to help me to become less constipated. I've had to cut back on cheese and chocolate too because I ate too much of it before. And as you all know, it makes me extremely constipated.
So since my last post on here, I've been less constipated and I've been pooping once a day, most days, which is great for me. My loads are still massive and they hurt a bit coming out. Plus its still been taking me a bit of time to get the poo out (but not as long as before) Then, just when I was going well with my dumps, I went away on holidays to Melbourne and I got constipated again. I ALWAYS get backed up when I travel.
I stayed with a friend when I was in Melbourne and I HATE doing poos in other people's toilets. I don't mind going in public toilets but I just felt too uncomfortable going in my friend's toilet. I couldn't find a good time to sit on the toilet (and I knew I needed to spend a long time pooping) so I didn't do a poo at all for 3 days. On the 4th day, I was well and truly constipated and I REALLY needed to get the poos out. So when my friend go in the shower that night, I got on the toilet and tried to do a poo - I didn't care if only a bit came out, it would be better than nothing. I knew I only had about 15 minutes at the most so I bore down and strained with all my might. To my surprise, after 10 minutes, a medium sized log came out!! It was rock hard and it hurt like hell but it was something. I pushed and strained for another 5 minutes and a smaller, golf ball sized poo came out. It was nowhere near the entire load but at least I got 2 turds out. I did feel better after that and I was able to enjoy dinner that night.
However, I still had a huge load of poo in my rectum and I went 4 days this time, without pooping. So now, I had even more crap building up inside me. Plus, I ate lots of junk food, including chocolate so that didn't help me. I stayed backed up and I was in dire need for a poo!! The next day I was staying in a hotel near the airport, as I had a morning flight. So I decided to wait till I got to the hotel to try for a poo again. I was literally full of crap by then and I was so lethargic and bloated. My friend didn't know I was badly constipated either.
The next day, I drove to the hotel (I had a hire car) and I did lots of gentle pushing on the way. It took an hour to drive to the hotel. After I checked in, I made my way to the room. I got straight on the toilet to try for a poo. I could see myself in the mirror and I really enjoyed watching my face screw up as I pushed and strained. I had to work hard to get things moving. After 10 minutes, my anus started crackling, as it opened up, stretching to its limits with a huge turd making its way down. At this point, I took my pants off completely and the rest of my clothes so I was naked. I stood up and stood next to the big mirror in the bathroom (it was a nice hotel, with a huge bathroom). I pushed and strained while I was standing, clenching my fists and screwing up my face. I did this for 15-20 minutes and then about an inch of poo started emerging from my anus. It hurt like hell and it stretched my anus beyond its limits. I squatted next to the mirror so I was facing it and pushed like there was no tomorrow. I was in a bad way and I was looked so desperate when I watched myself in my mirror!!! Then I grunted loudly "Hmmmmmmmghhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! This helped a bit and the turd slowly came out a bit more. I grunted again "Hmmmmmmmmmmmmgggggggggggghhhhhhhh, mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, gggggggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!" I couldn't believe how loud I got but I was EXTREMELY constipated and I needed to do everything to help get the poo out!!!!!!! By now, 45 minutes had easily passed by. I needed a rest. So I stood up and I could see about 5 inches of poo sticking out of my anus. It was rock hard and very dry. I had to get this monster out so I only rested for 5 minutes before getting back into my marathon pooping session. I got on the toilet and bore down as hard as I could. I grunted again "Hhhhhhmmmmmmmmmggggggggggghhhhhhhhh!!" and I was almost crying because the turd was stuck in my anus.
I reached down and felt the turd. It was gigantic and I didn't know how I was going to manage, pushing it out all the way. But I decided to push down on my anus with my fingers and strain at the same time. I felt the turd come out a bit more but when I relaxed, it went back in a bit. Then I said to myself "Here we go, I need to get this demon out!" and I pushed like I had never pushed before. I felt the turd come out a bit more and it felt even wider than before. I had to push and strain continously for what seemed like forever. I needed another rest and I stood up to have another look - I had a massive brown monkey tail between my legs, about 10 inches long!! And the width of a coke can!!! I walked around my room for 10 minutes - I couldn't sit down on the chair because of the huge turd between my legs. I got back on the toilet and with one last big push, FINALLY got it out!!!!!!!! It took almost 2 hours to get that turd out and it was 14 inches long!! I had to break the poo up before I flushed it - luckily it all went down the toilet!! I had such a terrible time on the toilet that day and it was extremely difficult!!
I can't believe I let myself get so badly constipated. Since I got back from my holiday, I've got back on the high fibre cereal and I'm doing okay with my poos again.
So since my last post on here, I've been less constipated and I've been pooping once a day, most days, which is great for me. My loads are still massive and they hurt a bit coming out. Plus its still been taking me a bit of time to get the poo out (but not as long as before) Then, just when I was going well with my dumps, I went away on holidays to Melbourne and I got constipated again. I ALWAYS get backed up when I travel.
I stayed with a friend when I was in Melbourne and I HATE doing poos in other people's toilets. I don't mind going in public toilets but I just felt too uncomfortable going in my friend's toilet. I couldn't find a good time to sit on the toilet (and I knew I needed to spend a long time pooping) so I didn't do a poo at all for 3 days. On the 4th day, I was well and truly constipated and I REALLY needed to get the poos out. So when my friend go in the shower that night, I got on the toilet and tried to do a poo - I didn't care if only a bit came out, it would be better than nothing. I knew I only had about 15 minutes at the most so I bore down and strained with all my might. To my surprise, after 10 minutes, a medium sized log came out!! It was rock hard and it hurt like hell but it was something. I pushed and strained for another 5 minutes and a smaller, golf ball sized poo came out. It was nowhere near the entire load but at least I got 2 turds out. I did feel better after that and I was able to enjoy dinner that night.
However, I still had a huge load of poo in my rectum and I went 4 days this time, without pooping. So now, I had even more crap building up inside me. Plus, I ate lots of junk food, including chocolate so that didn't help me. I stayed backed up and I was in dire need for a poo!! The next day I was staying in a hotel near the airport, as I had a morning flight. So I decided to wait till I got to the hotel to try for a poo again. I was literally full of crap by then and I was so lethargic and bloated. My friend didn't know I was badly constipated either.
The next day, I drove to the hotel (I had a hire car) and I did lots of gentle pushing on the way. It took an hour to drive to the hotel. After I checked in, I made my way to the room. I got straight on the toilet to try for a poo. I could see myself in the mirror and I really enjoyed watching my face screw up as I pushed and strained. I had to work hard to get things moving. After 10 minutes, my anus started crackling, as it opened up, stretching to its limits with a huge turd making its way down. At this point, I took my pants off completely and the rest of my clothes so I was naked. I stood up and stood next to the big mirror in the bathroom (it was a nice hotel, with a huge bathroom). I pushed and strained while I was standing, clenching my fists and screwing up my face. I did this for 15-20 minutes and then about an inch of poo started emerging from my anus. It hurt like hell and it stretched my anus beyond its limits. I squatted next to the mirror so I was facing it and pushed like there was no tomorrow. I was in a bad way and I was looked so desperate when I watched myself in my mirror!!! Then I grunted loudly "Hmmmmmmmghhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! This helped a bit and the turd slowly came out a bit more. I grunted again "Hmmmmmmmmmmmmgggggggggggghhhhhhhh, mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, gggggggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!" I couldn't believe how loud I got but I was EXTREMELY constipated and I needed to do everything to help get the poo out!!!!!!! By now, 45 minutes had easily passed by. I needed a rest. So I stood up and I could see about 5 inches of poo sticking out of my anus. It was rock hard and very dry. I had to get this monster out so I only rested for 5 minutes before getting back into my marathon pooping session. I got on the toilet and bore down as hard as I could. I grunted again "Hhhhhhmmmmmmmmmggggggggggghhhhhhhhh!!" and I was almost crying because the turd was stuck in my anus.
I reached down and felt the turd. It was gigantic and I didn't know how I was going to manage, pushing it out all the way. But I decided to push down on my anus with my fingers and strain at the same time. I felt the turd come out a bit more but when I relaxed, it went back in a bit. Then I said to myself "Here we go, I need to get this demon out!" and I pushed like I had never pushed before. I felt the turd come out a bit more and it felt even wider than before. I had to push and strain continously for what seemed like forever. I needed another rest and I stood up to have another look - I had a massive brown monkey tail between my legs, about 10 inches long!! And the width of a coke can!!! I walked around my room for 10 minutes - I couldn't sit down on the chair because of the huge turd between my legs. I got back on the toilet and with one last big push, FINALLY got it out!!!!!!!! It took almost 2 hours to get that turd out and it was 14 inches long!! I had to break the poo up before I flushed it - luckily it all went down the toilet!! I had such a terrible time on the toilet that day and it was extremely difficult!!
I can't believe I let myself get so badly constipated. Since I got back from my holiday, I've got back on the high fibre cereal and I'm doing okay with my poos again.
Jemma
my 2 poos at a clients house today!!
HiThank you to those for their nice comments since my bad news,
Means a lot, thanks.
Today I was at my Clients house,
I arrived @ 8.40am having being stuck in traffic, it was supposed to commence at 8.30am
I arrived absolutely desperate for a poo but as I was late I thought we better get on with it.
Clenching my big buttocks I was fidgety & irritable.
Near 9am my client offered me a cup of tea, so as she went in the kitchen to make it, I tried to let out a bit of gas... I did & it stank!!
Back with my cup of tea & still fidgeting & lifting my bum off the seat to clench my buttocks as & when, my client realised that I needed the loo & without hesitation, asked me "do you need the loo hun, you seem uncomfortable, it's just through there." (Downstairs loo right next to the living room)
So I went & locked the door pulled my red skirt & white knickers down, & plonked my big butt cheeks on the loo seat.
She knew I needed a poo but I didn't want her to know how desperate I was, so I tried to make my poo come out slowly & gradually. Didn't work very well.
I unclenched my butt cheeks & immediately dropped 5 medium sized loose logs that fell within 2 seconds, I clenched whilst sighing... then unclenched & dropped another 3 that fell within a second.. then thought what the hell & let loose.
On top of that 8 plops that were all curled up, I dropped another 8!!, 16 all together (I normally have poos of 10 pieces or more, always have done) I wiped 6x feeling relieved & flushed, I used her spray & bleach to clean the skid marked loo I left.
Meanwhile she heard it all & asked if I felt better now?!
For now... yeah.
My second poo at her house was even worse!!
2hours later I was desperate again so just before I left (I had a ???? ache & a 3 hour drive ahead of me to my next client) I had another massive poo in her loo. I told her I was sorry and that I had a ???? ache.
Again pulling my skirt and knickers down, I sat my bum on the seat.
6 very loose plops initially, then a pause, then 8 on top of that, then a sigh of relief, then a final 5!! I wiped 4 x and flushed, again cleaning up her loo.
typically in the
All in a days work eh?!
J x
