Mates wife Kathy , nothing spectacular to look at early 40's mousy blonde bob, very small tits that are nearly nonexistent but what god had left out everywhere else he had put it all in to her arse it was full, had very deep cleft and was magnificent a really womanly sexy arse , I have been ogling it for years clad in jeans, skirts etc. She had a habit of wearing the wrong type of knickers under her jeans, always a very clear knickers line not sure if is my pervy lust for her bottom but the crack of her arse was really deeper than average . She would also wear skirts knee length usually grey, or white office type close fitting skirts that always showed the line of her knickers or in the case of the white one the whole of her knickers often yellow lace or white lace semi full bum coverage don't think she was trying to be sexy just didn't have a clue her knickers were on show . often you could see that one side mostly had ridden up her arse and after a visit to the toilet was straight again.
Another one of my favourite outfits was a pair of pink shorts that were a floppy material not really super tight or even tight but due to the softness of the material and the shapely arse on many occasions the back would be stuck in her butt cleft with the knickers she had on beneath . Basically everything would end up her bottom at some point .
My mate was always moaning about her small tits and was not a bum man so her arse held no interest to him, on many occasions when in the bathroom using the toilet I would find a pair of her knickers and sniff them always caked in pussy juice but never anything in the bottom bit.
So I have been perving over kaths bum for 3 years now , I was out with Mike at the pub , when we are really pissed he says he is going of Kath as she could not stop farting , he said she has an issue with her hormones so the doctor has put her on medication to balance them and it has given her nonstop wind, at first he said she was trying to hide it by going to the toilet but has now given up and is just farting around the house , she farts like every 10 minutes or more all day loud bubbly and rancid like egg he said he feels physically sick with it .
So the next day I go to Mike and Kaths , when I knocked kath said mikes out but you are cool to wait he should be home in 40 mins, she said she was just getting ready to go shopping with her mum . She had on her white knee length skirt and what looked like slightly cream knickers plastered across her arse . It was 15 mins watching tv kath had visited the toilet twice already without trying to make it obvious , then it happened she bent forward to pick up her handbag on the coffee table to the right of the table giving me what I thought was going to be just the usual arse view as she bent forward she farted really loudly all bubbly and wet instantly stinking up the room with egg I immediately laughed but my cock was stiff as a post . OOOPS So sorry Steve been doing that lot lately Mike is unhappy but I can help it just bending forward I'm prone to releasing a fart and the smell makes me gag , I thinks it really funny it makes me laugh , not disclosing how turned on I was so ongoing when I was in the room with her she would just fart candidly some times as many as 20 farts in an hour all loud with volume , she would do it in jeans, skirts and even the shorts when they were stuck up her arse on occasion, she would comment on the smell and how it was a good vintage me laughing as usual to keep up the pretence. She got so carried away with the fun of it she said after a particularly long and bubbly fart how warm it made her drawers she would call them , she was so caught up in it all that she bent forward in her jeans and told me to put my hand over her bottom over the crack and let rip a fart, it was warm and lovely coming out of her knickers and jeans . I was so trying not to come at this point , I made sure I wore thick pants and jeans to hide anything as for her it was all a laugh not sexual at all , I was in heaven for sure , then it happened I was over when she was wearing the red floppy shorts with some real cling knickers , she stood in front of me laughing and asked if I could do her a favour and pull her drawers and shorts out of her bottom as it was uncomfortable , I could not believe it my cock was on the verge of exploding , I put my hand in to her bottom crack that was all warm and gently tried to get hold of the edge of her knickers through her shorts, they were firmly wedged and felt a little damp with sweat they were really wedged in there she said don't be shy dig firmly otherwise they won't come out I finally got my finger under the materiel and tugged the gradually out as they started to come out of her cleft a very hot fart came through them and she laughed loudly I got you , well warm knickers and shorts in had filtering a hot fart I came silently in my pants . This continued including her standing over my head in her skirt so I could see her knickers as she farted , opening her legs and farting loudly through her knickers, pretending to fart accidentally in my face but never any sex .