There was an error in this gadget

Share it

There was an error in this gadget
Loading...
Loading...

Popular Posts

Follow by Email

Loading...

1&1 FREE DOMAINS

Wednesday, April 2, 2014

londebeauty a angry dump

Hi guys, I've read this forum many times and decided to finally post here, one of my many dump stories. It all began yesterday, I had gotten into a small argument with my husband. He knew I used to have ibs problems, but for some months I never had a problem. This day was different. As he laid down to sleep, I sat at the computer waiting to calm down. Suddenly, a big cramp hit my side , then my stomach. I bent over clutching my side, a turd was pushing my entrance and making way quickly. I stood up and grabbed a roll of paper, I began my walk of shame through the den where everyone was watching tv, they joked about it but I had no time for them. I sat down on the toilet and in no time two large soft but spiky feeling logs made way. I felt empty but... Something was in my anus, I moved positions grunting until a small turd piece plopped out, only wiped 3 times. I looked at the pile, smiled and flushed. That's all for now , until we meet next time. Cya. 


Anne

Checking in Once More

Hi to all again. I've been away from posting for almost a year now I believe, and now feel I have some time and a desire to write about my poo again, so here "goes" nothing! 

As you who remember me are likely aware, I had a baby and shared my pooping stories from pregnancy and shared with my partners Jared and Kyra. Well, my baby is a healthy one year old now, Kyra's isn't far behind, and we're all still together. I'm again trying for a baby, but being over 40 it hasn't happened yet. I would love to have the whole experience again- even the pooping, which gave me some of the biggest, hardest logs of my life. 

I read a story from Megan that caught my eye and led me to post here quick- Hello Megan, I always loved your posts and the way you go about pooping- it's in may ways so much like Kyra and I. Your last poop described was so much like the one I had today. 

I really liked having firm, sizeable poos during pregnancy, and since then have practiced holding my poo so that when I do go, it's huge:). Kyra let me in that this was her secret, that growing up she trained herself to hold on until her poo was huge and she absolutely had to go. I don't always do this, but if comfortably I go a day or two without pooing, I might clench my cheeks tight and attempt to make it three or four days, even five. I just simply enjoy a firm feeling poo! 

Well, I was walking today, now that the snow is melting I can get out again, and I was in the woods with no one around anywhere. My poo was almost exactly four days old, and I began to feel it trying to bulge out my anus. So, I relaxed, and lo and behold it began slooowly sliding out, and I quickly lowered my pants before my anus could even open completely and squatted down. My poo slid out slowly and I felt it the entire way for somewhere around two minutes. It felt really good. I peed for thirty seconds and I was done. I stood up and reached in my pocket for a napkin I had, and quickly wiped 1x before tugging my panties back up from mid thigh and then my jeans. The poo on the paper was dark brown and seemed dry so I folded up the napkin and took it home with me. I showed Kyra my wipe paper and we both had a quick nose wrinkle giggle giving it a sniff before I threw it in the bathroom trash can with all our tampon wrappers and the like. 

More to come, I love you all, especially you, Megan:) 

Take Care 

Anne 


Crystal

what comes in will come out

hi guys and gals, just wanna share a short story, like 10 minutes ago just had a poop, spending the night with Marcus, sleeping in the guess room, so anyway, I got my PJ's on so decided to go poop, so I pulled down my shorts and sat on toilet, a few good plop out wiped few times with wet wipes was done, got up now I'm in his room looking over his homework, while he play his game system, so see ya later going beat him in 2k14, then head for bed he has school in morning and I have GED classes 


Drifty Boots

New diapers

Well I got some new depends to wear that fit better. They are definitely more diaper-like than the others, so I don't know how I'll wear them to work unnoticed. Unfortunately, last night I was wearing one of the smaller ones again and I leaked a bit on my living room floor where I was sleeping. Oh well, such is life. I dried it up the best I could with toilet paper and that was that. 


Anatomy student

Lactose intolerance

So, I'm pretty sure I have lactose intolerance. Whenever I have milk I get diarrhea, and when I eat cheese, I get really gassy and have to poop. It has its ups and downs. Sure, I have the best natural laxative at my disposal, but I can't get enough vitamin D. 
Vitamin D is required in bone health, thyroid health, sperm health, and testosterone production. I have lower testosterone due to being inside all winter, working inside, and not being able to digest milk. All of which are essintial to vitamin D intake. 
Anyone else lactose intolerant? 


John H

some comments

Hi all. 
This is just going to be a short post. 

@Brandon T, Hi and glad you enjoyed my last post. Thanks for your comments. 

@Drift Boots, hi and welcome. I can't offer you any advice as I have never used diapers apart from when I was a baby of course but hope you get the proper size and that the doctor will be able to help. Keep the stories coming. 

@Pooping activist, hi and welcome. Enjoyed your first post. Sounds like you had a very enjoyable poo and I agree that time spent in the toilet relaxing or thinking while pooing is very nice. 

@Maria thanks for posting and I enjoyed your stories. Good that you have understanding friends and looking forward to hearing more from you in the future. 

@Jemma, Sounds like you gave that ladies toilet a good seeing to but when you have to go you have to go. Also I am sorry to hear your news. Hope you are keeping well. 

@Annie sounds like you had a lot of poop to get out in your last post. All the food and walking must have helped to move things along. Did you have a third poo after you posted and did you go in your panties or in the toilet? 

That's all for this post. 
Take care all, 

John H 


Bianca 

Hi, it's Bianca. I'd like to know if you guys got any period stories related to the bathroom. My most fond memory is Mom helping me put on a pad when I first started as a child (9-ish or so). By the way, I've found myself having to go pee more when it's cold out. Also, I've had a wonderful past weekend. Near the end of the week, I did a great poo! It was nearly 4 peices, felt long coming out, and got stuck in the drain a bit. Eventually, it broke down. I also recieved a replacement of the toy puppy I lost, but it works differently even though it's the same one. It does, however, have somewhat crummy analog recordings, but they're discernable. Strangely, today I've been peeing a lot. I think this is because I drink a lot of water. In our bathroom at work, their is spray in a ccouple of the stalls (we have 3). I've used it, but have sprayed the stall door lol! One of the stalls is the staff one, and the others are for the clients. We have fire drills at work sometimes, and I've been lucky enough not to be in their when the alarm sounds. Speaking of fire, our house minorly suffered from one, and the strangest thing was that when I heard someone's car radio booming at night I said in my sleep, "Who's burning the house!". I guess the past can come back to haunt you. 


Megan

Shart Farts

I remember this one time a couple of years ago when I was about 11 when I was in bed and I felt really bloated. I had eaten pizza earlier that day but had already pooped. It was about 3 a,m and I woke up suddenly. I decided I needed to fart so I did. I was wearing a white nightie with no underwear on. Then, I felt the urge to fart again so I did. But instead of farting, I pooped. It was really bad diarrhoea and it went all over my pillow. I had no idea what to do because I was just kneeling on my bed with my bum in the air and poop all over my pillow. I felt like I needed to poop again so I thought that I may as well fart in bed as the damage was already done and I thought I had already got rid of all my poop. I was really wrong and I ended up pooping onto my pillow for another 10 minutes. My poop was really mushy and it was squirting out of my bum at lightning speed. I got off my bed and woke my mum up but she was really angry with me. She made me go into the shower and wash and it was already 3:30 by now. 
It didn't end there though because while I was in the shower I had another urge to fart and I did and it went all of the wall and shower curtain and my mum made me wash again but this time in cold water because she didn't want to turn the hot water back on. Then, she spanked my bum for pooping all over my bed and in the shower and for waking her up. 
My mum is really weird about pooping and never talks about it with me. This used to be annoying for me because I would often get diarrhoea and poop in my pants or in bed and I would never know what to do. 
Another time, after the pooping incident I just explained, I had another bad case of diarrhoea. Even though I was 11, my mum decided to punish me by making me wear diapers in bed. She told me that until I learnt to keep my poop in my bum until I got to the toilet, I would have to wear a diaper. So, I was in bed once and I woke up around 4am. There was a funny smell and I realised I had pooped in my diaper. It felt really mushy but it also felt nice. However, rather than telling my mum about it, I decided to go back to sleep and wait until morning. This was a bad idea because I had pooped even more so now my diaper was filled to the brim with steaming, mushy poop and my mum was furious. She made me clean myself up and because it was Sunday and we were going to church, she made me wear a diaper at Church which was really embarrassing because it was really bulgy. 
For my 13th birthday, my mum told me I didn't have to wear diapers in bed anymore since I had been wearing them every night for 2 years straight. I could never have sleepovers in case I pooped myself which was bad. I did poop myself a couple of times when I was 13 because I never knew how to control my pooping. Whenever this happened, my mum used to make me shower and then hand wash my bed clothes rather than using the washing machine. I finally learnt my lesson and now that I am 15, I can pretty much always control my pooping. But sometimes, I let out a fart, not realising I need to poop and end up pooping my bed. 
Not only do I poop when I fart, I also poop when I think I just need to pee and often don't know when I am pooping because my poop is so runny. Although, after a couple of seconds it starts squirting out of my bum and gets more mushy and I realise I am pooping. 


Brandon T 

comments & stuff

To: Bianca great story. 

To: Julie great story it sounds like that laxative really did its job and cleaned you out completely now you know the effect of it and I look forward to your next post thanks. 

To: Maria first welcome to the site and great story it sounds like you an interesting peeing experince and please post anymore stories you may have thanks.

To: Mystery Poster great story it was really good you were able to find relief from you major constipation. 

To: Jemma great story it sounds like you really had to poop bad both time but at least you made it to the toilet both times and I look forward to your ext post thanks. 

To: Bloated Butt great story as always. 

To: Im New Here first welcome to the site and great story about your big poop it sounds like you really had to go and I bet you felt pretty good afterwards to and please post anymore stories you have thanks. 

To: annie great stories it sounds like you had 2 really great poops and I look forward to reading about your 3rd and I look forward to your next post thanks. 

To: Crystal great story as always. 

To: Debie first welcome to the site and great story it sounds like you had a pretty rough day and please post anymore stories you may have thanks. 

On sunday I heard a girlpoop at the bookstore so she went in the bathroom and started peeing then I heard some plops then she started to wipe but then stopped cause she wasnt quite done a few more plops then she wiped. 

Well thats all for now. 

Sincerly Brandon T 

PS. I love this site 


Crystal& Deiese

what comes in will come out

hey everyone brought my friend with me going interview me practice journalism on me. 

Deiese. hello everybody Like Crystal said I'm going interview her 
So Crystal what you do on the toilet today? 

Crystal well not too much this morning I had to poop, this afternoon I pee, evening time I pee and pooped again, and tonight I pee and pooped again 

Deiese well seems like you have the bowel movements? 

Crystal yes I do I average 21 bowel movements per week 

Deiese. do you take that after someone or just your thing 

Crystal well little bit of both well my mom was like that but what makes me go cause I don't like holding my bowels 

Crystal is there anymore you like to ask me? 

Deiese no not right now this be fine, have goodnight bye 
Crystal goodnight you all 


Deiese 

Crystal friend

Well sense I did a interview with Crystal I wanna tell a story 
I'm sure Crystal won't mind me sharing haha but anyway we was hanging out at the mall but here my background I'm 5'6 120 full figure mixed race black mom and white dad, love them both, so here the story, we was at the food court, so Crystal was trying on clothing, I hear her pass gass I said excuse you, she said sorry that she had to poop but never been in these bathrooms before, think Macy's inncendt kinda got to her,but I told come on you go pretty much everywhere else, she said she can't, I said alright I go with you she said okay hold on a second, so I see her in a lot of pain in her face I said the month huh, she nod her head, one thing about Crystal by she having small body frame except in the butt department sidenote never seen such a perfect shape butt that has a good size, no offense to anyone but it's very nice looking if I was both ways I would want to tap that asap haha just keeping it real, sorry girl you know you can't help it but anyway I walk with her to the ladies see a one open stall happen see a handicapped one but we don't like using those cause one maybe really need it, so I go into the stall with her locks the stall she said turn your head, hear her shorts drop and panties fall but this girl has no style when she ain't well she just let things be as is not trying straight up shorts of nothing, she said I could turn around, taking with her at eye contact, seeing her drop her turds was funny cause she just looked so drained for nothing but that's my first time seeing feeling so weak so afterwards when she was finished I wet the tp for her, when she was done I exist the stall she came out wash her hands on way out, I let her lean on my shoulder drove her to Marcus house 


a thought 

Post Title (optional)why we are so fascinated?

Both pee and shit are gifts which we give to our parents, and we may be rewarded or punished for giving these gifts, but they are our most basic gifts, and we give them in search of love. And because we all want love, we are vey interested in how these gifts will be received. And we are also interested in other people giving these gifts, and maybe being able to get more love in return than we get. 
And if our relationship with our parents has been upset, such as when a younger brother or sister arrives on the scene, then we feel we have been deprived of love, because the parent has to share love between 2 or more children. 
And if we are in search of love, then we want to receive love from boy or girl friends, and so we want to see them pissing or even shitting, so that the act of relieving oneself, over which we have no control, can be shared. And because pissing reveals the sexual organis, the view of someone engaged in pissing is erotic, unless one has found more important ways of giving and receiving love. But it is about love, not just about sex. A very intimate gesture, which is thought to be private and to be something which cannot be shared, becomes one of the ways love is given. 

The particular moment when one has to piss, even in one's clothes, has no control, is obviously close to the moment of ejaculation, and so it is a release. But it is also an intimate offering. and if we have ben punished for an unsuitable offering, then we keep trying to make this offering. 

And so for some of us it is very important that our pissing, and even our shitting, can be shared 
with someone we love. And, because we see pissing and shitting as giving, we enjoy watching someone we don't know at all doing it, because we can accept their gift, and even give them love. And there is also the fascination of seeing someone in such an intimate situation, unable not to give, but unsure how the gift will be received. 

I hope this helps. 


Jemma

Question

Hi people! 
Does anyone on here where an adult nappy that they actually use to pee or poo in?? 

It would be so tempting for me to do that with my bowel issues but I personally don't think I would feel comfortable doing that. Though if you're comfortable with it then that's fine I dont judge anyone. 

I'm just curious. .. :) 
J x 


at work
First of all, jemma, your stories are great and I'm really sorry to hear your bad news, hope you guys are ok.

I'm on the nightshift this week, 1800-0600 and I appear to have caught a stomach bug! My first shift last night, which is always the hardest, was punctuated with half-hourly trips to the toilet to have the world fall out of my arse. Suffice to say, I was absolutely threaders by the end of my shift, am bit better tonight, still had 6 trips to toilet tho, although my poo is a bit more solid tonight, just very loose. Not eating and piling down loads of water is how I'm dealing with it.

Blind Guy

To Drift Boots

Greetings. Wearing a size too small is bound to result in leaks. If you can, I'd advise getting something in your size from another store who carries it. While Depends pull-ons may work for slight daytime leakage, I guarantee you they won't hold up overnight. If this continues, I would highly recommend something better that offers more protection, like Tranquility, Molicare, Abena or Tena products. Though they are a bit pricier and harder to find without buying on line, the security they provide is worth the extra cost and looking around or buying on line, at least from where I'm standing. I could give you tips as to places who carry things at reasonable prices, but links are routinely deleted along with any references to specific companies or prices, so my best advice is to do your research. But whatever happens, seeing your doctor is the best thing you can do at this point. (S)He will probably run some tests, or send you to a urologist. Best of luck either way, and I'm here if you have any questions. 


Wednesday, March 19, 2014

Megan
John B- Good to be back! You're probably right, it's rare for me to go anywhere other than a loo (or, occasionally, my pants!) so it probably is the first such story I have posted on here. Glad you enjoyed it!

It has been an interesting week toilet-wise! Believe it or not I got walked in on twice (not an uncommon occurrence for me since I sometimes tend to assume a cubicle door is secure once I 'lock' it, rather than checking to be sure, plus there are some pretty poor locks about!), and walked in on someone else, too!

At the weekend I went shopping. After looking around a couple of shops I had an urge to go for a wee that had been building, so I needed to go find a loo. I was in a fairly big shop that had a customer toilet at the back. It was one of those single occupancy unisex ones. As I approached I noticed the lock was on half red, half white, which I often see on both this type of loo and on individual cubicles. Mostly this means they are empty, but not this time! I opened the door and was very surprised to see a woman in her late 20s seated on the loo, with her skirt hitched up around her waist and her red knickers pulled halfway down her thighs. I immediately said, 'I'm so sorry!' and pulled the door closed again. She seemed more surprised than embarrassed at being walked in on, and I heard her lock the door. This time the lock went fully red so she must have been making sure!

A couple of minutes passed as I waited for her to finish. She flushed and washed her hands, then came out and said, 'Sorry, I thought it was locked!' She laughed it off and I went in and emptied my bladder. There was no smell so I don't know if she was having a poo or just a wee, although I might have heard a couple of small plops while she was in there.

Later in the day after lunch, my bowels began moving and I needed to go to a loo again so I could let my poo out. I found some toilets in the department store near where I was, and took one of the two cubicles. Both doors were closed but both cubicles were empty so I took the one furthest from the door. I pulled down my jeans and pink knickers and sat on the seat, doing a quick wee before I settled in to have my poo. After pushing out two logs, someone came into the room. I assumed my cubicle showed as locked, so I continued trying to push out my next piece. But I heard footsteps and the door to my cubicle opened! It hit my knee and I saw a girl of about my age standing outside who gasped in surprise. 'Oh God, sorry!' she said, quickly shutting the door. I quickly clenched my bum and stood up to lock it as I heard her go into the other cubicle.

I assume when she entered she wanted to take the cubicle furthest from the door, and that the lock showed vacant, so she went ahead and tried it. Unlike in my next story she didn't see much, since the door only opened a bit before it hit my knee and she quickly closed it again, so she probably only saw my leg and my face. I finished my poo, pushing out another two logs as she started to do a wee in the other cubicle. I was not too embarrassed but I think she was, so I left before she could finish to spare us from any more!

The second time I got walked in on this week happened today. I went to a garden centre to find something for my Mum's birthday, and I had some lunch in their cafe. While I was waiting for my dessert I started getting an urge for the loo, to do both things. By the time I was done eating it was urgent, so I made my way to the loos. There were three cubicles, and again I took the one furthest from the door. In these cubicles, the toilet was set a long way back from the door- if I stuck my leg out straight my foot would have just about been touching the door, I think. I sat with my knees together and feet apart, with my hands resting on my thighs.

I quickly did my wee as someone entered the cubicle furthest from me and did the same. I began to poo, pushing out a sizable, soft log. As someone entered the loos and took the middle cubicle, I did a quiet fart and another two pieces of poo. Then someone came in. Another log was poking out of me and I heard footsteps. All the cubicles were taken, so I was not surprised when they tried my cubicle door to see if it was free, but I was surprised when the door swung open! I couldn't believe this was happening again so soon after the last time! A woman of about 35 had opened the door and begun to walk in before she realised, and the toilet was too far away for me to stop it. It swung open revealing me in all my glory sat on the loo with my blue knickers and jeans down at my feet! She looked at me in surprise for a few seconds before she said, 'Oh, I'm sorry, love! I thought it was empty!' She pulled the door closed but it didn't latch and started opening again. I quickly got up and shuffled to it, locking it (for real this time!) I sat back down again and I could see her feet as she walked outside the cubicle.

My poo smelled fairly strongly and I had my jeans at my feet, so I knew she almost certainly knew that I was having a number two. She tried both other cubicles and seemed to be in s bit of a hurry to get a seat on a toilet, so I guessed whatever she needed to do was probably pretty urgent. The other end cubicle became free as I continued to push out my log, and she went in. I heard her quickly start to do a poo as well, which started with a fairly loud fart, which all explains why she was in a hurry for a loo! I did another two medium sized turds before wiping and leaving, feeling a tiny bit embarrassed, but mostly amused that it had happened twice so close together!

Linda 

Post Title (optional) My last posts don't list my name.

One of my posts is directly under Monday March 17 2014. I also asked Anthony a question about his constipation and I commented on Jas's post about having poo stuck in my anus. 

I also answered those questions, which is the post directly under the questions I asked Anthony and Jas. 


Tinfoil Hat

Bean treatment

I wouldn't do it indeed. It would be much like an air enema except without the ability to control it. I think that it's dangerous to play around with your precious colon like that too and that stretching the nerves out of their limits may only increase your trouble with constipation further. No wonder you needed to be massaged by your BF to feel the urge. 
And, besides that, all the gas it would give me would only get me kicked out of my gym or out of my class in a few seconds for sure. I experience a similar effect when i take Metamucil, with the only difference that the gas starts hitting me hard the next day. 


Bianca 

Hello

Hi, 

I did a nice poop several days ago. It took a small while to come out, but felt great! It was about two, or 3 peices. Sometimes when I poop, I hate it when you have hang poop (poop that gets stuck on your bottom). 


TIana

Survey response: Pooping at Church

1. Have you ever taken a dump at church? Describe. 
Yes, most every week. At our regular church building, we have a limited number of toilets (2 or 3) in each of about 10 bathrooms. We usually have 2,000 or more attend services at three times, plus a large Sunday school. I remember the tiny toilets in the school wing which were really easy for the kids to use. Even my feet would stay on the floor when I used them and they were much more comfortable because the toilets were no bigger than you would have at home. The seats were white and didn't have that opening over the front of the bowl. My poos (then and now) came soft and fast. The biggest problem was that sometimes the toilet paper roll would stick. Compared to what I've had to deal with in junior high, though, that was minor. Although it scared me when I got mad and used both hands to yank the TP roll, and it went flying off and rolled out of my stall. 

2. Have you ever heard someone else taking a dump at church? Yes, heard and smelled. I remembered the older ladies always waiting to pee. My mom said they would be drinking too much coffee. However, when someone opened the door to the main restrooms, you could really smell the poo when walking by to the Sunday school wing. 

3. Have you ever seen an unflushed toilet at church? Many of them and many times. You see our church rents our city's muni auditorium and convention center for special Christmas and Easter services that draw huge crowds. Twice last year they also sponsored guest pastors when they traveled across the country giving talks. At Christmas, I took a big poo right after we arrived and more than half the toilets in the huge bathroom were not flushed. The one I used hadn't been used yet that day. I dropped the seat, but it was really cold to sit on. Luckily, I don't think I was seated for even a minute. My freezing buns caused me to stand to wipe myself. 

4. Have you ever passed or heard someone passing gas in the toilet at church. Yes, I pass gas immediately when I seat myself and my poo starts. It lasts no more than three seconds luckily. My sister, who is a couple years older than me is a real blaster. We crap together at church and when we're traveling, sometimes. 

5. Have you ever seen toilet skid marks or have to flush multiple times? 
It's really bad at the Muny. It's also pretty bad in the main bathrooms right outside our sanctuary. These are like home-size toilet bowls and I don't think they have the amount of water and swishing capacity like a larger toilet. I guess I don't worry too much about leaving skidmarks in the bowl. Mom sometimes gets on me for leaving skidmarks in my underwear. If I took more time at school to wipe more and better, I'd be getting more than the two or three Saturday Schools a year I already get for tardies to class. 


Michelle

To Bloated Butt

haha your morning farts sound crazy:P are you usually full of gas when you wake up? Whats the most you've ever done in a row? Also is/was your gas ever a problem at work/school? 

I remember one time I was watching a movie with my friend and she blasted 6 big ones in a row! We couldnt stop laughing aha:P I really think she should watch what she eats but she doesnt seem to mind lol. She tell's me she hopes she'll be able to find a guy that can handle her gas. 

And to answer your question she is very curvy. She's about average height with very large breasts and a big bum:) But by the sounds of it not close to as big as yours. I dont think it jiggles as much as yours either:Phehe 

My butt's been described as "cute" but I kinda wish it jiggled more when I walked:Plol 


Drift Boots

New to diapers

Hello. I'm a man, aged thirty, and I just started wearing Depends for men about two days ago. I've been having control problems at work, and I'd end up leaking a bit in my pants, enough to make noticeable wet stains. Unfortunately, the only ones the store had were a size too small, which has caused some problems at home. I've wet my diaper in bed the last two nights, and both nights it leaked. The first night a little, the second a lot. Luckily my wife is pretty understanding about it and isn't making me feel any more embarrassed about it. I'll try and share more as things progress. I will be seeing a doctor about my issue after April 1, but until then, here's hoping the diapers help (and with a few less wet sheets). 


Jas

FOR New Person

If I have diarrhea I want to be home alone of if everyone is in bed. As in public, just in a quiet restroom. 


Pooping Activist

Today's Poop

Hello guys. First time poster. For reference I'm a 17 year old guy and I love the act of pooping. It feels amazing and even gives you some private time for thinking or reading or whatever. 

Today, I started off on the computer. It had been around three days since I last pooped so I was kind of due. I made my way to the bathroom. After entering I pulled down my pants and sat. Immediately I started peeing. After peeing, I tried to listen to see if anybody was nearby as I wanted my privacy. When I realized the coast was clear, I began pooping. It started out with a wave of silent farts, ones that smelled pretty bad. I grunted a bit and the turd slowly poked its way through. I heard someone walk past so I stopped pooping for a bit, the piece I was pushing out fell in the water with a plop. When the coast was clear again, I began pushing big time. "Nnnghhh..." I was grunting up a storm. After a few minutes my first log landed in the water with a plop. I still had more. A second log just slipped through with no pushing needed. I sat there and took in the relief of having just pooped. I wiped a bit -- it was a pretty dry turd -- and flushed. As I was leaving, I noticed the horrible stench. 

I'll answer a survey 
1.do you wipe front or back or a combination of both 
Combination of both 

2. on average, how many sheets of toilet tissue do you use to wipe 
Probably around eight to ten. 

3. has there been cases you wipe excessively and still could not get all the spots 
Yesss. Sometimes takes me longer than actually pooping! 

4. Have you ever wetted slightly a paper-towel or large ream of toilet tissue to get the remains. 
Not really. 

5. Have the toilet tissue ever tore when you were wiping 
Usually in public restrooms. 

6. do you wipe your butt every time after you take a a leak or at least 50% of the time 
No. I'm a guy lol. 

7. Have you ever used damp or formulated toilet tissue wipes to do the job 
Not really. 

8. Do you ever feel completely clean after wiping including the elimination of odor left after the dump 
Never completely. Only if I take a shower after but I usually don't. 

9. do poop stains or skidmarks eve show in your underwear 
Sometimes. 

10. what your favorite brand of toilet tissue 
Whatever is in the house at the time! I like the nice soft ones with quilted patterns though! 

PART 2 

11. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN PUBLIC RESTROOM and heard some-else wiping after taking a dump. describe some experiences 
No. Usually when I poop in a public restroom there's nobody there :( I've always wanted to experience the feeling of pooping next to a total stranger. 

12. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN in public restroom and heard someone taking or a dump or someone heard you. describe an experience 
I hear people poop all the time, usually when I go in for a pee. I've pooped with people peeing and stuff in the bathroom. I'm sure they've heard me fart and plop up a storm! I've had people SEE me poop as I've been walked in on a few times. 

13. ON AVERAGE, IS THE TOILET TISSUE b very messy after wiping or only a little so 
Very messy. I have messy poops a lot of the time. 

14. how much do you spend on toilet tissue each for personal use 
Whatever my family spends! 

15. do you have to wipe more frequently during the hot summer months 
Yes because I eat more junk food and this makes my poop greasier. 


julie

laxatives was a bad idea!

It was my boyfriends birthday party and I was really super Extra *constipated* , I try using the bathroom 4-6 times to see if anything would come out but no there was no relief. 
So during my boyfriends party I told him I was constipated. He grabbed me by the hand to go to his room. He started to kiss me all over and I pushed him away and said "Im serious stop it". he looked at me and responded "fine"! He went to his closet to get me laxative. 
I took 3 pills . My boyfriend took it away saying "Julie that's enough!, don't you know laxative our double trouble?." 
I replied saying "ugg whatever, as long as it makes me feel ok, then im good, go to your party , host your friends I would catch you later, don't worry about me baby everything is fine okay?" he went back to his party getting drunk with his friends. 
i went talking with my friends for about 10 minutes and when it was 15 minutes, i had the urge to poop but i still talked to my friends. When it was 20minutes i started to turn red like a tomato, my stomach growled loudly, my hands were shaking and sweating. the girls looked at me weirdly . i stood up and i tried to walk away calmly . "hey , Julie where are you going." said one of my friends. "uhh i have to just go..." i turned around grabbing my ass at the back running like a fool with my high heels . i knocked on the first bathroom thinking they would be no one but i found a girl kissing a boy. i went to the second bathroom but i saw this boy puking . i went to the last bathroom and it was really dirty so i didn't bother using it. so i went running in the bush to poop. I had diarrhoea rushing trough my dress and having big nasty farts coming out of my ass. when i finished i grabbed poison ivy to wipe my ass by mistake. I got back to my boyfriends party starting scratching my ass with a bad ???? ache i couldn't eat nothing until all the things i ate was out of my system. yup!! after the party i couldn't sleep 
i had diarrhoea in the bathroom until 2am + my ass was itching . I don't know if that felt normal but as soon as i took the laxative i felt my whole intestine squeezing out every single thing i got in there. it was the worst feeling ever. My boyfriend was so worried cuz i stayed in the bathroom for so long but ya. i love this website i feel comfortable sharing my embarrassing stories here. i want you to give me your opinion about this : okay i don't know if this is a good idea but Im Asian and this weekend i would like to die my hair blonde do you think blonde is a good fit for Asians? I need your opinion 


Anthony:

I'm constipated a lot, just like you, although I've been eating high fibre cereal lately so I've been doing well with my poos. How often are you constipated and how long does it take for you to do a poo? If you read through old posts on this site, you will see how constipated I've been lately. I've got hemarrhoids from too much straining.

Jas:

I've lost count at how many times I've had a poo stuck in my anus, that won't come out. For a long time, that happened to me every time I sat on the toilet to do a poo.


I thought I would answer these questions too, as I know what its like to be constipated all the time:

A.What is your gender? Female.
B. What is your age? 27-37 age range (I don't want to give my exact age)
C. Describe your body. I'm tall with wide hips and big thighs. I've got a solid build, I'm not really overweight but it wouldn't hurt if I did lose some weight. I've suffered with constipation A LOT over the last couple of years, over the last 6-8 months was the worst its been for a long time.

1. How often do you go to the toilet to take a poo? Lately its been once a day but for a long time, it was once every other day or less (depending on how constipated I was) The longest time I went was about 7 days without a poo.
2. How do you refer to taking a poo? Dropping a load, taking a dump, doing a poo
3. How long does it take you to get started after sitting down? Lately, about 5-10 minutes but it used to take me 15-30 minutes just to get started, also depended on how bad my constipation was, sometimes 45 minutes just to get a turd to stick out 1 or 2 inches!!
4. How much time do you need between sitting down and wiping? Lately, 10-15 minutes but I used to take 45 minutes - over an hour (sometimes 2 hours if I was extremely constipated)
5. Do you usually have to push while you're on the toilet? Lately not as much, although I used to need to push extremely hard!! Along with lots of straining and grunting.
6. How much do you fart, before things start moving/during/after pooping? Not much
6. Are they usually wet or dry? Lately, they are firm and moist but they used to be VERY dry!!
7. Do you ever remain seated after you're done? Yes, I always do a wee after pooping
8. How often are you constipated? Until recently, I was constipated ALL THE TIME!!
9. If you are constipated, how long does it take you to get started after sitting? Lately, not long (10 minutes) but until recently, an hour or more.
10. If you are constipated, then how long does it take you between sitting down and wiping? 45 minutes - an hour or even longer when I was terribly constipated.
11. Do you fart on the toilet when constipated? Sometimes
12. What was the longest time you ever spent on the toilet while constipated? For me, it was 2 hours. This has happened a few times.
13. How often do you go to the toilet to try if you're constipated. Several times. Depending on how badly constipated I am.
14. How often do you have diarrhea? Very occassionally.
15. If you have diarrhea, how long does it take you to get started after sitting down? I can't remember the last time I had it.
16. If you have diarrhea, then how long does it take you between sitting down and wiping? Probably 1 or 2 minutes, I don't get it often.
17. Do you fart on the toilet while having diarrhea? I can't remember but I do have liquid poo that comes out (butt phlegm) when I'm constipated.
18. What was the longest time you ever spent on the toilet while having diarrhea? Maybe 10 minutes
19. How often do you go to the toilet to poop or try when you've got diarrhea? I can't remember
20. What is your favorite pooping position on the potty while:
a. Having a regular dump: leaning right up against the back of the toilet seat, it helps me get the poos out
b. Being constipated: start off same as above and then stand up, squat over the toilet bowl, lean right forward on the toilet.
c. Having diarrhea: I can't remember the last time I had it, I've had so much constipation instead!!

Maria

Confessions of a Laugh-pee-er

My name is Maria. I'm 28 and a normal woman except that I have a tendency to pee when I laugh too hard. Yes, I'm a laugh-pee-er. I have no other incontenence problems, just the laughing thing. A few of my more memorable experiences: 

My junior year of high school I was in Chemistry class and my friend and I started laughing about something during study time. The teacher told us to be quiet and we tried but then we looked at each other and started giggling again. Then I couldn't stop laughing. Then I felt it - I was peeing my shorts in the middle of class! I got up and ran out of the room, pee still coming out, and down the hall to the bathroom, but by the time I got into a stall I just sat down with my shorts still up, still laughing, and finished peeing through my shorts because they were already soaked and it was already totally obvious I had peed myself. I just sat there drying off my legs and wiping wetness away as best I could until finally my friend came in looking for me and found out what happened. It made her laugh so hard she had to jump into a stall and barely got her pants down in time to keep from peeing in her pants. She then had to go to the gym locker room to get my spare pants from my gym bag so I could change, but then I went home instead. Oh, yeah, I was 17 years old when that happened. 

At the end of my senior year, when I was 18, I went to a party at a friends house in the neighborhood. My two bffs were spending the night with me so we just all three walked to the party that was only a few blocks away. I was so busy having fun at the party that I forgot to use the bathroom for the few hours we were there and with all the drinks we had by the time we left I had to go pretty bad, but it was only a short walk back to my house. So the three of us start walking back and started joking around about something and all started laughing and I had to stop walking and cross my legs and bend over to keep from peeing, which made us laugh harder, and then I started leaking and shrieked and laughed even harder and suddenly lost it and started flooding my jeans right there on the sidewalk in front of my two best friends (they had both seen me pee my pants before in the past, multiple times). So there I was just standing there with my legs apart on the sidewalk, face in my hands laughing while the pee spread all down my jeans and then my other friend collapses onto the ground pointing and I look and my other bff was standing there looking down at her own kahki capri pants as they turned dark from her crotch and down her thighs - she laughed so hard at me laughing so hard that I peed that she peed, too! Haha. So we collected ourselves and finished walking home quickly, two of us with soaked pants trying to stay out of the street lights where anyone driving by could see we had peed ourselves. 

One last one for today, I think, before this gets too long. A couple of years later I was a sophomore in college. My roommate Amanda (not her real name) and I had become realy close friends freshman year and so had moved in together sophomore year and had a lot of the same classes. We were almost sisters and inseperable. We also both made each other laugh a lot and had both wound up with damp panties from small laugh leaks numerous times since we met each other. It seemed like every few weeks one of us would laugh too hard and grab themselves and run to the bathroom and come out a few minutes later holding a pair of panties with an egg-sized wet spot (sometimes bigger!) in the crotch. 

Well, one day we had gone to lunch after morning classes at the school cafeteria and were walking back across the quad to go back to our dorm when one of us said something funny, I forget what it was and who said it, and we both started laughing and bent double. Other students walking by and everything, some ignoring us, some giving us confused or dirty looks. Well, we laughed and laughed harder and that made us laugh some more and then I couldn't help it and of course I started peeing my pants, right there in the middle of a crowded campus at 20 years old. Soon there was an obvious wet spot around my crotch and down my thighs almost to my knees and my butt felt very wet and down the backs of my legs to my knees as I kept laughing, but the reality of peeing myself where we were quickly shocked me back to reality and I was able to stop laughing and stop peeing. Amanda wasn't quite so lucky. As soon as she was the wetness starting to show on my jeans she laughed harder and lost it herself, only she couldn't stop, and she peed all down her jeans to her shoes and left a puddle on the sidewalk. We got a LOT of looks then, of course, and we had to finish walking the rest of the way across campus in our very obviously peed pants. We just hooked arms and laughed and smiled and waved at the people who made comments. When we got back to our room we decided to share the shower since we didn't have much time before our next classes (nothing sexual, just for convenience). We are still friends and still laugh about it to this day - just hopefully not enough to pee ourselves. :) 

Anyway, hope you enjoyed some of my stories. 

Thanks, 
Maria 


Monday, March 17, 2014

I've been trying really hard to stick to a healthy diet, with high fibre cereal for breakfast, fruit and ????. I've also been trying to drink more water, to help me to become less constipated. I've had to cut back on cheese and chocolate too because I ate too much of it before. And as you all know, it makes me extremely constipated.

So since my last post on here, I've been less constipated and I've been pooping once a day, most days, which is great for me. My loads are still massive and they hurt a bit coming out. Plus its still been taking me a bit of time to get the poo out (but not as long as before) Then, just when I was going well with my dumps, I went away on holidays to Melbourne and I got constipated again. I ALWAYS get backed up when I travel.

I stayed with a friend when I was in Melbourne and I HATE doing poos in other people's toilets. I don't mind going in public toilets but I just felt too uncomfortable going in my friend's toilet. I couldn't find a good time to sit on the toilet (and I knew I needed to spend a long time pooping) so I didn't do a poo at all for 3 days. On the 4th day, I was well and truly constipated and I REALLY needed to get the poos out. So when my friend go in the shower that night, I got on the toilet and tried to do a poo - I didn't care if only a bit came out, it would be better than nothing. I knew I only had about 15 minutes at the most so I bore down and strained with all my might. To my surprise, after 10 minutes, a medium sized log came out!! It was rock hard and it hurt like hell but it was something. I pushed and strained for another 5 minutes and a smaller, golf ball sized poo came out. It was nowhere near the entire load but at least I got 2 turds out. I did feel better after that and I was able to enjoy dinner that night.

However, I still had a huge load of poo in my rectum and I went 4 days this time, without pooping. So now, I had even more crap building up inside me. Plus, I ate lots of junk food, including chocolate so that didn't help me. I stayed backed up and I was in dire need for a poo!! The next day I was staying in a hotel near the airport, as I had a morning flight. So I decided to wait till I got to the hotel to try for a poo again. I was literally full of crap by then and I was so lethargic and bloated. My friend didn't know I was badly constipated either.

The next day, I drove to the hotel (I had a hire car) and I did lots of gentle pushing on the way. It took an hour to drive to the hotel. After I checked in, I made my way to the room. I got straight on the toilet to try for a poo. I could see myself in the mirror and I really enjoyed watching my face screw up as I pushed and strained. I had to work hard to get things moving. After 10 minutes, my anus started crackling, as it opened up, stretching to its limits with a huge turd making its way down. At this point, I took my pants off completely and the rest of my clothes so I was naked. I stood up and stood next to the big mirror in the bathroom (it was a nice hotel, with a huge bathroom). I pushed and strained while I was standing, clenching my fists and screwing up my face. I did this for 15-20 minutes and then about an inch of poo started emerging from my anus. It hurt like hell and it stretched my anus beyond its limits. I squatted next to the mirror so I was facing it and pushed like there was no tomorrow. I was in a bad way and I was looked so desperate when I watched myself in my mirror!!! Then I grunted loudly "Hmmmmmmmghhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! This helped a bit and the turd slowly came out a bit more. I grunted again "Hmmmmmmmmmmmmgggggggggggghhhhhhhh, mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, gggggggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!" I couldn't believe how loud I got but I was EXTREMELY constipated and I needed to do everything to help get the poo out!!!!!!! By now, 45 minutes had easily passed by. I needed a rest. So I stood up and I could see about 5 inches of poo sticking out of my anus. It was rock hard and very dry. I had to get this monster out so I only rested for 5 minutes before getting back into my marathon pooping session. I got on the toilet and bore down as hard as I could. I grunted again "Hhhhhhmmmmmmmmmggggggggggghhhhhhhhh!!" and I was almost crying because the turd was stuck in my anus.

I reached down and felt the turd. It was gigantic and I didn't know how I was going to manage, pushing it out all the way. But I decided to push down on my anus with my fingers and strain at the same time. I felt the turd come out a bit more but when I relaxed, it went back in a bit. Then I said to myself "Here we go, I need to get this demon out!" and I pushed like I had never pushed before. I felt the turd come out a bit more and it felt even wider than before. I had to push and strain continously for what seemed like forever. I needed another rest and I stood up to have another look - I had a massive brown monkey tail between my legs, about 10 inches long!! And the width of a coke can!!! I walked around my room for 10 minutes - I couldn't sit down on the chair because of the huge turd between my legs. I got back on the toilet and with one last big push, FINALLY got it out!!!!!!!! It took almost 2 hours to get that turd out and it was 14 inches long!! I had to break the poo up before I flushed it - luckily it all went down the toilet!! I had such a terrible time on the toilet that day and it was extremely difficult!!

I can't believe I let myself get so badly constipated. Since I got back from my holiday, I've got back on the high fibre cereal and I'm doing okay with my poos again.

Jemma

my 2 poos at a clients house today!!

Hi 
Thank you to those for their nice comments since my bad news, 
Means a lot, thanks. 

Today I was at my Clients house, 
I arrived @ 8.40am having being stuck in traffic, it was supposed to commence at 8.30am 
I arrived absolutely desperate for a poo but as I was late I thought we better get on with it. 
Clenching my big buttocks I was fidgety & irritable. 
Near 9am my client offered me a cup of tea, so as she went in the kitchen to make it, I tried to let out a bit of gas... I did & it stank!! 
Back with my cup of tea & still fidgeting & lifting my bum off the seat to clench my buttocks as & when, my client realised that I needed the loo & without hesitation, asked me "do you need the loo hun, you seem uncomfortable, it's just through there." (Downstairs loo right next to the living room) 
So I went & locked the door pulled my red skirt & white knickers down, & plonked my big butt cheeks on the loo seat. 
She knew I needed a poo but I didn't want her to know how desperate I was, so I tried to make my poo come out slowly & gradually. Didn't work very well. 
I unclenched my butt cheeks & immediately dropped 5 medium sized loose logs that fell within 2 seconds, I clenched whilst sighing... then unclenched & dropped another 3 that fell within a second.. then thought what the hell & let loose. 
On top of that 8 plops that were all curled up, I dropped another 8!!, 16 all together (I normally have poos of 10 pieces or more, always have done) I wiped 6x feeling relieved & flushed, I used her spray & bleach to clean the skid marked loo I left. 
Meanwhile she heard it all & asked if I felt better now?! 
For now... yeah. 

My second poo at her house was even worse!! 
2hours later I was desperate again so just before I left (I had a ???? ache & a 3 hour drive ahead of me to my next client) I had another massive poo in her loo. I told her I was sorry and that I had a ???? ache. 

Again pulling my skirt and knickers down, I sat my bum on the seat. 
6 very loose plops initially, then a pause, then 8 on top of that, then a sigh of relief, then a final 5!! I wiped 4 x and flushed, again cleaning up her loo. 
typically in the car on my drive I was desperate again & had to stop at the services. 
All in a days work eh?! 
J x 

Monday, February 10, 2014

Five More Accidents by Arthur Saxon meganeura@hotmail.com

Having been humiliated by a hilarious, well-rehearsed taunt on the football field, janitor and locker-room peeping tom Denis Whelk vows to take revenge. Acquiring an extremely powerful laxative, he succeeds in spiking the drinks of five of the cheerleaders. A few hours later, they all experience a sudden, uncontrollable bowel movement, and it is up to you to figure out what happened to each of the girls. Specifically, you will need to identify where each girl was when her accident happened, what she was wearing at the time, how big the bulge was (compared with various types of fruit), how long it was before she was able to empty out her panties, and how she reacted to her accident. To help you, at the bottom of the page is a chart that you can print out and fill in as you go. If you cannot see the table (the image server on this site can be temperamental), email me and I will send it to you. When you think you have all the correct answers, you can email them to me for a special prize: a short account of each accident as it unfolded, and what happened in the aftermath…

Here are the clues!

1. Erica's accident made her very anxious that she would get kicked off the bus while still ten miles away from home.
2. Rebecca's poo was larger than Gretchen's, but not as large as Wendy's.
3. The girl with a pineapple-sized bulge kept her messy panties on for three times as long as Melissa, who found her own accident rather amusing.
4. Wendy was highly embarrassed about her bulging panties, which her babydoll nightie completely failed to cover.
5. The girl who accidentally let out an apple-sized quantity of poo into her panties was neither at home nor at a restaurant at the time.
6. The girl who produced the biggest quantity of poo kept it in her panties longer than any of the other girls.
7. Melissa and Rebecca's accidents occurred when they were not in a car.
8. The orange-sized bulge belonged to the girl who was at a restaurant with her boyfriend. She was not wearing a tank-top or a nightie.
9. The girl with the grapefruit-sized bulge was at home playing cards with her brother and his friends when the accident struck.
10. The girl wearing a tank-top and panties produced the smallest bulge of all. She was neither amused nor excited by the experience.
11. Despite her horror at suddenly finding herself pooping in her panties, one girl (who was not Rebecca) kept her messy panties on for two hours afterwards.
12. The hemline of Rebecca's figure-hugging microdress was even higher than that of the microskirt worn by a girl with a five-letter name.
13. The girl who had an accident at a party kept her messy panties on for longer than Rebecca did, but she was not amused about it.
14. The pineapple-sized bulge sagged a highly obvious four inches or so beneath its wearer's microskirt. Fortunately it remained in her panties for under an hour.
15. Melissa was not at a restaurant when her accident happened, and she did not produce the most poo.
16. The girl with the biggest bulge was not in the car when she had her accident.





Please email any feedback to meganeura@hotmail.com

Back to Index

Friday, January 31, 2014

myths about who farts more

Hi its Leah here.
I have a complaint. Often when we go out in a group of people for a meal or to hang out one of the ladies let's off a silent but deadly. That is not the issue but most of the woman would look at me or other overweight woman as to accuse us of farting.

So I have spoken to a few of my friends and was reminded of one of our friends Lauren. She is a really sweet person, very pretty and skinny. But often if she is out in the club and she was drinking beer you notice an eggy fart spell around her. One of our friends Jackie who knows Lauren pretty well says she is really flautent and suffers from IBS. Whenever Lauren gets some fresh air she fires off a silent one. Now I want you all to answer this question. Who breaks wind more, big or skinny woman. I bet katty perry farts more than Adele.


Althea

Huge poop on date

I once took David to my uncle's house for dinner and then a movie. We ate ourselves to death as usual teenagers. I was 19. He was 17. We spent the whole afternoon and evening there. David and I were in the lowest level of the split-level splayed out on a throw pillows on the floor watching TV and talking. I started farting and felt fullness in me. I was trying to hold my bowels thinking it was gas. David stroked my head and stomach. I said, "I have to take a shit bad." i walked over to the bathroom, lifting my navy skirt, white half-slip, tugging my white pantyhose and white Maidenform brief panties. I sat on the toilet, my underpants and hose to my knees. My bowels loosed with a loud explosion and chunks just poured out of me. I ate lots of salads, greens and grains and drank lots of iced tea. Everytime I farted, I squirted out more thick brown mud. This went on for 5 times. Then, I peed out 3 short squirts, then a long stream for 60 seconds. I still had gas in me. So, I farted 3 dry buzzes, my black female butt muffling the sound. David asked if my stomach hurt. I told him no. I was just had to move my bowels and I could not hold it in any longer. I then took toilet paper and wiped myself, first my rectum 3x and then my pussy 2x. I leaned over to open my legs, inspected the paper each wad. Then, I pulled up my panties, hose and let down my slip and skirt. David said, "Your stomach was wicked." I told him, "I've been with you when you move your bowels and your stomach is murder." The toilet was filled with dark brown-green chunks and mud. I flushed the bowl, adjusted my slip, panty and skirt waistbands. I will tell you about David another time.


whizzer

lorens survey

loren

do you try to poo with pants by the knees?
when peeing @ public restroom I drop my pants and my underwear is at thighs> Iam male & i sit to pee

How many days do you wait for a good long poop?

every day I use fiber pills and drink a lot of fluids

Do you use seat covers at all?

Always @ Public restrooms!


Timee
Do u guys try to poo with pants by the knees?
when i'm pooping or peeing Short pants to knees or ankles, long pants to ankles.

How much days do u wait for a good, long poop?
I do not wait.

Do you use seat covers at all?
Many times, if available. In the old school bldgs, there are none.


Tyler

For Steven A. **POOP DREAMS!**

Hey Steven....Yeah; I read your dream post...the first time you posted it. I read all you posts; I really like your posts!

I don't think I've ever dreamed about pooping. Ever. It would be sweet...I hope it happens.

That first dream....so weird that the "stall" would have a sink in there.....with girls hanging out....hahahaha.....who didn't happen to mind you needing to move your bowels....right while they were standing there!!! That's just WAY too funny. So; tell me....was it a big poop? Did you grunt??? And....did you wipe sitting or standing????hahahaha...it just makes me crack up just thinking about it!

And the second dream....this is a girl that you know....who just squats and poops **right at the bus stop** hahahahaha.....That is hilarious. Now; you should tell her some day "Hey; ya know what? I had a dream about you pooping the other night....A big smelly mega-poop right over by the bus stop. Lets go over there and see if it's still there...."

So funny. I only hope I can have dreams like those....

So.....how's the real-life pooping for you? You still regular as ever? Have you had your urge yet today? Please tell me all about your urges.....where you were....how strong they were....if you could feel a large firm log moving around inside of you....

See ya Steven....

Tyler


Brandon T

comments & stuff

To: Sarah great story it sounds like you had a really great poop and I bet you felt pretty great afterwards to and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.

To: Linda great story.

To: Bonnie first welcome to the site and great story about peeing accident it sounds like you really had go bad and please post anymore stories you may have thanks.

To: Jemma great story.

Well thats all for now.

Sincerly Brandon T

PS. I love this site


Althea

Huge poop on date

Sarah: I was 18. I went to a funeral in the morning for an old aunt who was run over by a garbage truck. She was 77. After we planted her, we went back to the house to eat and drink ourselves into comas. After turkey, stuffing, potato salad, ham, peas and rick, fried chicken, cole slaw, baked macaroni, plus hard booze. After a few hours, I left and headed to my kid cousin's house in another borough. I was fine. His name was David. He let me in and we sat on the living room couch. Later, I started belching and breaking wind. I was uncomfortable. David asked me, "You alright, Althea." I told him that I ate too much and if I could use the bathroom. He said, "Sure. You have to take a shit?" I said, "Yes. Do you have plenty of toilet paper?" He said yes. Anyway, I walked to the bathroom, hitching up my dark brown dress, white full ship and tugging at my white nylon full-cut panties. I pulled them down below my knees, sat on the bowl. I started plopping logs. 5 of them plopped and splashed in rapid succession with a loud wet fart and a series of chunks. As if that was not all, I dropped two more logs with farts before, between and after and then there was a very long pee. David asked me, "Are you alright, Althea?" I said, "Yeah, kid. I ate and drank a lot." We talked about HS, because he was 2 years younger than me and I left him there. He talked about my HS toilet episodes and how I would let him into a unused girls toilet with me. I let out two more dry farts before I reached for paper to wipe myself. I then pulled up my panties, fixed my dress and slip and flushed. David saw my mess and was astonished. It took 2 flushes. Two logs and some chunks did not go down.


Annie

Constipated :(

Hi there. I haven't posted anything in a long time because I haven't had anything really happening when it comes to poop. I've been pooping out little chunks here and there despite eating healthy but not much else. I just had an interesting (rock hard) poop though. I did a poo that was the shape of a penis! About 6 inches long. I thought that was kind of funny and weird haha.

I'm hoping I can somehow get my nice soft poops back :( I miss the feeling of being somewhat regular. I don't like being bloated, backed-up and uncomfortable and having to struggle to go :(


Linda

Post Title (optional) Thick, hard, dry, burning poo!!!

Well after dropping some nice loads yesterday, my poo has turned very dry and rock hard overnight. I just spent an hour on the toilet, pushing, straining, grunting and struggling with a thick poo that has the consistency of sand paper. I managed to squeeze a few inches out and it really hurt. It was burning my anus and it wouldn't budge. The poo was so stuck that I had to reach down and try to 'coax' it out with my fingers. I put 2 fingers up my butt, and tried to dig the poo out. I could feel a long, dry turd up there and lots of rock hard pebbles too. It was no use, I just couldn't get any poo out. So I decided to have a rest.

So now I'm standing at my desk, with just a bra on and 4 or 5 inches of poo sticking out of my butt, while I'm typing this on my laptop. The turd is really stretching my anus apart, almost beyond its limits. Its burning like no tomorrow. I feel like I've got a grapefruit between my legs, with big thorns sticking out. It must be around 3 inches thick. I need to get back on the toilet for another try......

Well I just finished on the toilet and I was able to get that gigantic turd out. It only took 15 minutes but it hurt like hell!! I had to bear down as hard as I could to get the demon out. My anus is so sore now and its burning. I had to get some ice wrapped up in a towel to put on my anus to stop the burning. Its made my hemarrhoids pop out and bleed.

I've been so constipated lately. And I've been extremely constipated too. I can't wait to have a long period of doing normal, enjoyable poos. Sometimes I can go a few months without getting constipated and then I go through a losing streak, where I just seem to be really backed up all the time.


Josh

to TYLER

yeah my parents took me to the doctor's a number of times for being constipated, usually if it had been about a week or so because then they knew something was really wrong. my visits to the doctor were pretty similar to yours: I remember having my abdominal area felt around and I know they could feel the mass of poop inside me and then the doctor would usually inspect my anus as well and they would do what they would do with you, they would poke around in there and know that there was a mass of poop right at my rectum.

I remember being asked how often i had pooped and when the last time i pooped was and if it was hard/difficult to get out, etc. most of the time it was kind of a "duh" moment too, like my parents knew what to expect, but sometimes i had an enema done at the doctor's office, so there were some benefits to it. i remember being pretty embarrassed to go to the doctor's because i couldn't poop. that happened into my teen years too.


Dominic

@Linda - starting to get pretty backed up

Hey Linda, saw your story about only doing hard chunks, and honestly, that's kind of how I've been lately. The past few days I've only been able to poop out hard chunks; I've been going every day and all that comes out are small hard pieces that I really have to strain to get out. It doesn't seem like all is coming out at all. So my guess is that I'm starting to get pretty backed up and I'm going to need an enema or something soon.Today after dinner I felt an urge to poop, but after doing a test push, it seemed like a really hard piece and lo and behold, all that came out was a small hard piece. My anus has been kind of sore lately lol. I don't feel bloated, and I also haven't been eating as much lately (been busy), but I'm guessing I'm starting to get pretty constipated!


Linda

Post Title (optional) To Dude in Distress

Yes, I have been constipated like that before, with 2 or 3 inches of poo sticking out of my anus, that got stuck. Actually, this has happened to me a few times. I often need to have a rest in the middle of my difficult pooping sessions (when I'm constipated) and I have to walk around with a few inches of poo sticking out of me.

I remember one time in particular, when I was extremely constipated and I had 2 hours to get ready to go out AND I also needed to do a poo. I was desperate to get the poo out before I went out I spent over 30 minutes on the toilet, bearing down as hard as I could. I managed to squeeze out some rock hard, very dry chucks but I still had heaps of poo up there. I stuck my finger up my butt and tried to dig the turds out. I could feel lots of dry, rock hard balls of poo (about the size of marbles) so I tried to dig them out. It was hopeless so I gave up and got in the shower. I made an 'enema' out of soap and shoved it into my anus. I finished my shower and got back on the toilet straight away. The soap enema worked and I was able to complete my dump.

I'm constipated quite a lot and lately, its been really bad. Actually last night, I had an extremely difficult time on the toilet. I mentioned in my last post that I had tried to do a poo in a public toilet. Well I got home and had dinner. I waited about an hour and then I walked around the house, doing some pushing. My house mate had gone away again, for the whole weekend, which suited me fine!!! I decided not to get on the toilet straight away, instead I kept walking around, pushing and straining. I kept my pants on. After 20 minutes, I could feel a gigantic turd moving down. I squatted on the floor in the lounge room, with my pants still on and bore down. I did lots of farts and I felt some liquid poo leak into my knickers. Amazingly, it felt good. I kept bearing down and after about 35 minutes, I felt the tip of the turd start to poke out.

I stood up and walked around a bit more, pushing and straining as I went. The poo felt like a watermelon in my anus, it was so big!!! Then I stood in one spot and pushed with all my might. I closed my eyes, screwed up my face and clenched my fists. I felt the turd move down a bit more and it was now sticking into my knickers. It felt so good, to be doing a poo in my pants!! After that, I decided to get on the toilet. I pulled my pants down and sat down. I grunted loudly "Hmmmmmmmmmmm, nnnnnnnnnnnnnnn, ugggghhhhhhh!!!!! The turd was getting bigger and bigger, the more it came out. Then, I gave it all I had and pushed like there was no tomorrow. I really had to work hard for several minutes and just when I thought the turd wouldn't come out, it finally came out in one, huge log!! It was about 3 inches wide and 10 inches long!!! I felt so much better after that!! I was SO backed up!!!!!!

Today I've been to the toilet 5 times to do poos!! The first load was massive but easier to get out than last night. The next loads were a bit harder and smaller.


Monday, January 13, 2014


Brandon T

comments & stuff

To: Lara great poop story it sounds like you had a good one and I look forward to your next post thanks.

To: Jenna great peeing story.

To: Lizzie it sounds like you were pretty desperate and just made it without having an accident and I bet you felt pretty good afterwards to.

To: Jemma great story about your big poop at the doctors office.

To: Bill F as always another great story.

Well thats all for now.

Sincerly Brandon T

PS. I love this site


Sarah

Huge poop on date

Bloated Butt: Absolutely loved your New years poop story! I cant even imagine what it was like for you with 7 days of poop in you. You must have felt like you were gonna pop! And by the sounds of it It must have felt like you gave birth LOL. I cant even imagine how gassy you must have been. Were you passing a lot of gas leading up to that and at the party?

I also loved your most recent story with you farting in front of your BF LOL Do you gas him out of the room a lot? I imagine you have to keep the windows open in your place when your really gassy haha. I admit I do that sometimes:P

Lastly, Do you pass a lot of gas while your talking with friends? And I'd love to hear another story of one of your gassy days:)aha

Now for my story. So the other day I had a date with a guy I'm seeing named Dave. He's A really nice guy and super cute:)lol. So any way he said he would pick me up around 7. I had been super bloated and gassy all day since I hadn't pooped in about two days but I really didn't want to cancel on him. The whole time I was getting ready I passed gas trying to get rid of my bloat before he got to my house. My room stunk LOL. It felt really good but I still had a TON of gas in me. I figured I would just have to deal with it.
Fast forward to the restaurant and I'm even more bloated from the food and im struggling to hold my gas. The pressure becomes to much and I decide I'll try and pass a little. So I lean to the side slightly while he was talking and slowly let out a long hot fart. It didn't smell to bad so a couple minutes letter I farted again. For the next 20 mins I silently farted as we both talked and laughed then I felt this big gurgle in my bowels. It was definitely a huge urge to poop.
"It had to be now of all times" I thought to myself.
I excused myself and quickly walked to the bathroom silently farting with ever step. I walked into a stall and quickly pulled up my skirt, pulled down my panties and sat. I let out a huge bellowing fart which deflated me a bit. I then could feel this huge log start to inch its way out completely stretching me. I couldn't even believe how good it felt. As its came out it touched the bottom of the bowl and just kept coming curling around the bowl. Finally it ended but another long log quickly took its place. I dropped 3 more long logs with a little bit of soft poop on top. I ended it off with an incredibly long fart that got rid of all the gas in my system. As it trailed of I let out a huge sigh. I felt 10 pounds lighter LOL. I wiped and looked in the bowl. My first log was about a foot long, second was about and the rest were 6 inchers. It was a real mound of poop. I was scared it wasn't gonna flush but they were heavy duty toilets so I was good lol.
I quickly washed my hands as I realized I had been in there a long time! I ran back to the table feeling completely relived.
"Feeling better?" he asked smiling. He obviously must have known what I was doing. "Much better "I said laughing lol
The rest of the night was really fun and I had a really good time with him:)


Maxim
Hey guys, wanted to let you in on the first notable experience i've had. I was traveling home over the holiday weekend, and had been in the car for a couple of hours when I started to cramp up. I hadn't taken a good shit since before Christmas so I knew there was a lot in there that needed to come out. The urge came on pretty strong and I knew I was going to have to stop somewhere soon or risk shitting my pants. There was a rest area coming up with a gas station, normally I'd wait it out but I didn't want to take the chance. I had been farting pretty much non stop for the past several minutes as I pulled in and parked the car. I figured I'd go inside the store first in case I needed a key since at this point every second counted and I didn't want it to be locked. The clerk told me that the bathroom was unlocked and then she gave me directions. Pretty sure I just crop dusted the entire store so I left in a hurry. I walked back outside and around the building to where she told me to go. I was trying to keep my ass closed as much as possible but the relief of being this close actually relaxed my grip and I felt a turd poke out. The bathroom wasn't as bad as I expected so I quickly went into the first stall and made a seat cover out of toilet paper. I turned around to close the stall door but the lock was missing so I pushed it mostly shut. Then in one motion I pulled my pants and boxers down and sat down. As soon as my ass hit the seat a monster turd just started coming out. It just exploded out, I didn't even have to push. I felt the end hit the bottom of the toilet so I slid forward on the seat and lifted my ass up a bit and then aimed my penis down as I started to piss. The rest of the turd slid out after I finished pissing and then I let out a really loud fart. I was glad I was the only person in there. I still felt pretty full and my guts were churning so I knew I was still going to be awhile. I looked at my boxers to check the damage and they looked clean. That's when I heard some talking and the door opening. A woman's voice asked if anyone was in there. It was so unexpected I found myself speechless. After hearing the door opening the rest of the way and footsteps coming in I said uh I'm in here. She asked if I minded if "we" could use the bathroom and again mostly in shock I just kinda said uh ok. I heard her say something and then childrens voices. By "we" she must have meant herself and her two children. She apologized when she walked inside and I guess realized I was in the stall taking a shit. She said that the womens room was a nightmare and her daughters really had to go. They were really young, maybe only a couple years old each. I figured I could hold on until they were gone because I was pretty embarrassed so I just sat there while they were getting situated. It took forever for the mother to get all of the winter clothing off of the girls and I felt ready to explode. The younger girl must have went first with the mother in there helping her. I pulled my cell phone out to distract me while I waited. As I was staring at the screen I heard "hi". I looked up to see a little face staring at me, so I quickly put my legs together to cover my penis and said "hi". She must have pushed open the door when I wasn't paying attention. The mom quickly came over and told her to leave that man alone. The mom was gorgeous. She was thin with curly brown hair, about my age late 20s or maybe early 30s, with a pretty face and nice features. She looked at me with wide brown eyes in a panic and said I am so sorry! I laughed and told her it wasn't a big deal. She relaxed a bit, she reminded me of the actress Katie Holmes. I could see her eying me up. I am quite handsome too, ladies love me. I've been told I look like Robin Thicke but without the talent. When she realized I caught her she averted her eyes, gave a charming smile and tried to close my stall door while apologizing again. At this point my stomach couldn't take it anymore and I let out a loud fart with some chunks of shit. I said sorry this time and she said that they were intruding and that I should just go about my business like they weren't there. I really still did have to go and this was starting to become exciting. So I pushed and farted again as another turd started to come out. One of the girls said eww mommy he is pooping, and the mom giggled and said shh I know let the man finish. The older daughter was now in the stall and wanted to be in there by herself so the mom was standing outside of her door. The door to my cubicle was still open enough that the mother could see me from where she was standing and was stealing glances whenever she could. I was really aroused and was enjoying this attention so I pretended not to notice. After my turd plopped in the toilet I switched to the camera on my cell phone so I could watch her too without her knowing. I let out a string of loud farts and she was definitely staring hardcore now. I couldn't see either of the girls so I let my legs spread open to reveal my massive erection resting on the toilet seat. I let out another loud fart and another monster turd started to come out with loud crackling sounds. She was hooked. I think one of her daughters said something to her but neither of us were really paying attention. I lifted my ass a little off the seat and the big turd broke off and splashed into the toilet. I wrapped my left hand around my package so I could move it out of the way and look into the toilet. There was a lot in there already but I still didn't feel finished. I was still being watched so I scratched my balls as I farted a few times until more shit started to come out. This load was very loose as it poured out with loud farts and splashed noisily into the water. It was starting to burn a little so I let out a little moan. I could hear the little girls laugh and their mothers face was beat red. I was letting off some silent farts as the girl came out of the next stall and told her mother that she was finished. So the mother told her to take her sister and wash their hands while she went to the bathroom. Then the mother went into the stall and sat down. I stopped shitting for a second to listen to her piss. But that must have been all she had to do. It went on forever though. I let out the longest nastiest fart while she was next door though. It was so loud and long that it stung and it ended really wet with some liquid shit dripping into the toilet. I said oh god sorry and she said that it was ok. I felt about finished but really didn't want this moment to end. I heard her unrolling toilet paper and wiping on her side, so I quickly started to roll up the paper on my side to make it look empty. She flushed the toilet and when she went to walk past took a peek at me and then started to turn her head away when I said excuse me. She stopped and I leaned forward and said I'm so sorry but it looks like I am out of paper here, could you please pass me some from the next stall. She looked me straight in the eyes now and said aww of course. So she went back into the next stall to get some. I was making myself fart while she was over there to make sure I was all cleaned out. The smell was pretty rancid in here now. Instead of passing the tp underneath she walked around in front and actually leaned right into my stall to hand it to me. This was so cool. She kept eye contact with me when she came in but stole a glance down at my cock when I reached out to take the rolled up tp. I said thank you so much, and she said thanks for letting us use the bathroom, it was an emergency. I told her it was for me too. I started to wipe when she was walking away. She didn't give me much so I made the most of it. It was pretty messy back there but I couldn't unroll any extra paper because they were still in there putting their coats and stuff back on. When I got up off the toilet I saw that it would clog so I didn't even bother flushing, I also got some brown spray on the back of the toilet. So I pulled up my jeans, threw my makeshift seat cover in the bowl, and met the family by the sinks to wash my hands. The girls said hi to me and the mother thanked me again for letting them use the bathroom. Her face was flushed and she had a permanent grin. I hope she enjoyed it because I gave her quite a show. After they left I went back into the stall as a little more shit worked its way down. Just a few small pieces, and then I was able to wipe as much as I needed to. It was definitely the most exciting dump I've ever had, probably the biggest too!


Loren

FAQ

Do u guys try to poo with pants by the knees?
when i'm pooping or peeing Always i pull down my underwear/pantyhose/trouser to mid tight. I feel good so especially if I'm in u public toilet.
I pull down to the the knees only leather trouser because.


How much days do u wait for a good, long poop?
Every day i go for poo. I follow a diet with a good amount of fibers

Do you use seat covers at all?
Always

Have a good day to every ones


Linda

Post Title (optional) To Bloated Butt

I'm glad you loved my story!! I couldn't really see the log poking out of my anus because like you, I'm very curvy, with wide hips and a large butt cheeks. I tried to bend down to look but I couldn't bend down far enough. I wish I could have arranged for someone to take a photo of the log sticking out of my butt!! I could definitely feel my butt cheeks spreading apart while I walked around and it felt like I had a brick stuck in my anus!!!!!!!!!!!!

I also associate massive logs of poo with people that are very curvy and/or overweight. I'm not really overweight, more of a solid build with lots of curves. I could lose a bit of weight and at times, I do lose some weight but I'm happy with my body shape. Normally during winter, I tend to put on more weight, which makes my constipation worse.

So I answered one of you questions already - I don't mind if you ask me lots of questions, I'm happy to answer them! Anyway, you also asked if I walked around my whole house with that huge log sticking out of me or just in the bathroom - I just walked around my bedroom, not the whole house because some of the windows don't have curtains on them. I didn't want the neighbours seeing me naked (well almost naked) or with a huge log hanging out of me!!

My housemate doesn't know about my constipation problems, even though we are good friends. We don't talk about our bathroom habits with each other. She has never noticed me being uncomfortable when I'm constipated or noticed my stomach being bloated. I feel like I can't poop when she is home because I take such a long time on the toilet. My loads are often huge too and I don't like doing them at home, when she is around. I've almost blocked the toilet with my massive logs, which is why I go in public toilets most of the time. I used to hate using public toilets to poop but now I love it!! I don't tend to get gassy around my housemate either.

I'm not sure about you but reading good constipation stories on here really turns me on. Or even when someone isn't constipated but they spend a long time on the toilet doing a big, firm log. I love it when I can actually enjoy myself when I'm taking a dump. I tend to drag it out a bit when I'm not having any trouble because I love the feeling of my anus getting stretched (but not so much that it hurts, which is most of the time for me, because I get so constipated)

Its good to hear that you are having an easier time pooping. As usual, I'm constipated again.


Bonnie

New Years Eve

My name is Bonnie, I'm 28, divorced with a 4 year old, just a normal woman. New Years Eve I went out with my boyfriend and a group of friends downtown to the riverbank to party and watch the big fireworks show. It was cold out so I was wearing dark blue jeans and a long coat that goes down to about my knees.

We went to dinner first then went to a few different bars to drink and have a good time. The whole place was packed and people where everywhere, making it hard to move around. I had to go to the bathroom (1 and 2) but didn't want to get separated from our group so I held it. We eventually went to find a spot to watch the fireworks around. I really need to go by that point and said I was going to go find a place. One of my female friends came with me. We tried to push our way through the crowd to get to one of the groups or port-o-potties the city had setup but it was too crowded and after almost 30 minutes we had only moved a few hundred feet. My friend said she didn't have to go that bad and was just going to hold it. I was getting really desperate by that point but didn't want to show it so I said I would hold it, too.

We pushed our way back to our group and I stood there next to my boyfriend with my legs crossed, muscles clenched, fighting off waves of urges that were getting stronger and stronger. Luckily the long coat meat I could press my fingers into my crotch through my pockets without anyone noticing. I was also shaking a little. My boyfriend thought it was because of the cold so he put an arm around me to try to warm me up.

A few minutes before midnight I knew I was about to lose it. Just before midnight I lost control for just a second and peed some into my panties but not too bad. Midnight came and everyone did the countdown and I tried to act normal and seem happy but I was freaking out. The fireworks started and I tried to act normal but a minute or so into the show I lost another spurt of pee, then more. I was shaking. I was turtleheading and "touching cotton". My whole body felt pins and needles and I knew I was about to have a full-on accident right there in the middle of a few thousand people next to my boyfriend and friends and there was nothing I could do about it.

A minute later I realized it was too late. I tried to stop it but my body just would not respond. My butt pushed involuntarily and I filled my panties with a huge poop that was thankfully solid. I had to bear down a little to get it all out against the resistance of my jeans. Then my bladder released full force. I could hear the hissing sound over the crowd noises as it came out and soaked all aroudn my crotch and butt and down my legs. There was nothing I could do. I felt like a little girl just standing there soiling and wetting myself. I hadn't pooped my pants more than a couple of times in life since potty training and rarely had any wetting accidents bigger than a small leak, so this was uncharted territory at my age.

I finished and stood there, sure that everyone knew what I had done, but looking around nobody was paying attention. I looked down and my jeans were so dark and there was so little light that even below my coat you couldn't tell that I completely peed down my legs.

It started to get cold and clammy fast and uncomfortable, especially the poop against my butt cheeks. After everything ended the crowd finally started to dispurse and I said I was going to find a bathroom. We went into a bar and I waited in line with my back to the wall. I got into a stall and emptied my panties and threw them away and cleaned up as best I could. My jeans were almost dry by then. Somehow nobody found out.


Steven A

To Tyler Plus Another Weird Dream

Hey Tyler, I don't go to a private school, I just go to a really good public school. I have actually used a charter bus bathroom to do a #2, but after I was done, no one said anything because everyone was getting ready for a band adjudication in the morning. But, anyway, I got another weird dream that I would like to share:

It all started after school when I was waiting for my bus to take me and everyone else home and after the 1st bus group left. (My bus is in the 2ND group of buses), there was a girl that I knew and she also gets off at my bus stop and she had to go poop and she couldn't hold it. So, she went somewhere to squat but I could see her face and maybe some other people did too. Eventually, when my bus came, she was finishing up and she didn't miss the bus.


Steven A

My 1st Weird Dream - Tyler

Tyler, this is my first weird dream in case you missed it.

So, it all started out in a school bathroom and I was waiting in line for a stall to pee but later while I was on the toilet, I realized I had to poop. The line took a long time and eventually, it was my turn. When I went into the stall, which was big enough to have a sink in it, I saw 2 girls sitting near the sinks as I peed on the toilet. I then realized I had to poop. One of the girls asked, "Why are you sitting still?" I told them that I had to poop. I also asked if they didn't mind me pooping, and they said they didn't mind. So, I pooped and after I finished going, I wiped, flushed, and then washed my hands, I went back to class just to pick up my stuff to go to my next class. And that's how it ended. Well, I hope you enjoyed my weird dream, I will post again soon.


Migraine Loverer

Feed Back and story

To Bloated Butt: I loved your story! sounded like hell to get out. I am happy you did.

To Linda: I would definitively offer to help someone if they were making straining noises. I would offer to coach them through it and go into the stall if need be. I would also spread their butt cheeks if they needed me to. I would do whatever I could to help them out. I have not ever had a difficult pooping session in a public toilet. I think that would be an interesting experience for me though. I think I would love it if someone were to ask me if I was ok when I was having a hard time pooping. I would accept the help.

Fast Food Bathroom Story:

One time I was at McDonald and I told my dad I would be right out. I go in and there is this woman with her two kids. They were interesting to listen to. I then get a women calling my name. I tell her I'm here. She then asked me if i'm ok. I say yeah. I then go out and me dad said he was worried. I was in there for 20 minuets! I couldn't believe it. It didn't seem like that long to me. He thought I must have had a big poop. I didn't. I just got side tracked. Has anyone else have this sort of thing happen to them?


Tyler

For JOSH and MICHAEL

Hi Josh! Hiya Michael....

I wanted to ask you two if you had experiences like I did when you were little. My memories from this come from when I was like 9 or 10....but I remember it like yesterday.

(1)Did you ever get taken to the doctor because you were constipated?

(2)Do you remember the questions the doctor asked you?

(3) Do you remember how you were touched?

I had many visits with my pediatrition for constipation. He would have me take off my pants and underpants...and have me lie down on this exam table thing....which had a paper "sheet" on it. First I was made to lie on my back. He would take his hands and kinda massage my ????....pressing and sort of kneading around. I know now that he was feeling for backed up hardened poop in my transverse colon and descending colon. He found plenty....and would poke and press at it for what seemed like a long time

Then; he would make me roll over on my ????...and proceed to examine my anus. Like it was yesterday; I remember the feeling of him spreading my cheeks and gently (at first) touch me. He would spread some lube (always COLD!) on and in my hole....and then would push his finger up into me.....It would always surprise me how far it seemed to be able to reach.

He would then turn to my mom and say "Your son is severely constipated".

Duh?? When she made the appointment he was told that I hadn't shit for 2 weeks; of course I was severely constipated.

I was then told to go and sit on the toilet and try to go. I never could....so I was sent home for an enema.

So....Did either of you experience this? I would really like to know how it made you feel.

Tyler (feeling sorta sad....)


Jemma

20something girl poos in next cubicle at pub

So my fiance and I went out for a meal tonight,
I went for a wee, I walked in to the loo with another lady waiting for the girl pooing. At first they continued talking about their day at work.
I finished my wee washed my hands and suddenly the smell of her poo overcame me.
I mean I can do some smelly ones, but geez! ! Poor lass.
I left and 10 mins later noticed both girls leaving the loo, the girl in question was in her 20s & had long blonde hair and her work clothes on.
I didn't hear anything whilst I was in the loo though, just the smell.
No stories from me at the moment!
J x


Linda

Post Title (optional) Constipated again : (

Well I'm constipated yet again. I dropped a small load on Monday, which consister of 2 rock hard, golf ball sized pieces of poo. When I tried to flush them, they wouldn't flush! After several attempts, they flushed down the toilet. On Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday I didn't do a poo at all. I had liquid poo and mucous coming out of my butt. I had to keep going to the toilet to let out liquid poo. I was also quite gassy. My stomach was very bloated, I felt lethargic and miserable. I was getting desperate on Thursday night but no matter how hard I tried, I just couldn't push any poo out. I felt so full of poo on Friday and I was in dire need for a poo.I did some gentle pushing throughout the day at work. I finished work early and drove to my favorite shopping centre, with my favorite public toilets. By then, I was getting more of an urge to do a poo. I made my way to the toilets and chose the one in the far corner. Nobody else was there. I went in and locked the door. I took off all my clothes, apart from my bra. I didn't want to get too hot. I sat on the toilet and waited. I did lots of farts and I felt the tip of a turd moving down. I started pushing and straining.

I felt the turd moving down as I pushed and strained. But when I had a rest, it went back up a bit. I really had to bear down to get the turd to start poking out of my anus. After about 30 minutes, at least 2 inches of poo was poking out. But it was stuck so I had to keep straining. I even grunted a bit too because nobody else was around. No matter how hard I pushed, the turd wasn't budging. I tried every technique I know to try to get the turd out but nothing helped. I was so backed up! And by now, I had spent almost an hour on the toilet. I reluctantly decided to give up. I relaxed and let my anus suck the poo back in. My anus was so sore and it was burning. I drove home, still full of poo! I just had dinner and I'm u yet to try again on the toilet. I will report back later.


Old Fart
Anatomy Student

Trust me, don't stretch it. You will regret it when you are older, and that means before you are old. Issues I had with parents that took what poor doctors said as gospel on how to handle constipation left me with a stretched colon that I would not wish on my worst enemy.


Dude in Distress

For Linda-

I too have some really difficult bms. Most recently was during during the holidays. After a couple of days worth of unsuccessful attempts, I decided enough was enough. I pushed and strained for a good half hour. Finally the tip poked out- but stopped. It was rock hard and unbelievably wide. I did what I had to do and used some lube and my fingers to help ease things out. Has that sort of thing ever happened to you? (Or anyone else?)


I'm a swimmer. One day after an extremely difficult practice one of my swim friends and I went to pizza ranch. My friend is skinny and ate A TON! She ate 2 pieces of pepperoni, corn, potatoes, two pieces of dessert pizza, and to top it off ice cream. She joked that she was going to break the porcelain.

Later we went to my house. After about an hour of watching tv she grabbed her stomach and said, "Man, that pizza really went through me." I told her that I knew I had vanilla air freshener, but I had to find it. I looked for a minute or so but she said that she couldn't wait much longer. I told her just to go so she did.

After almost 15 minutes I realized I had to go to! I ran upstairs thinking she couldn't be much longer and plopped down on that toilet. I really had to go and it came out after some pushing and grunting. I quickly spayed the air freshener that I tried to find earlier and ran downstairs.

As soon as I sat back down on the couch she came out and said," Well, I didn't break the porcelain but it was close! There was some corn in there from 2 days ago." We both laughed and I took a sigh of relief. I was so glad she didn't finish before I did!


Timee
It is cold here today. Real cold. I am going to bed. I gave the residents extra heat at night. I had 2 massive bowel movements today. I ate ravioli with green pesto and I dipped my sprouted bread in the pesto for breakfast yesterday. I was working in the hallway when I got the urge. I went to my flat bathroom, pulled down my navy sweat pants and white full-cut FOL band-leg cotton panties to my ankles. It was brown/green and thick. I saw seeds and other undigested things. I wiped myself and flushed 2x. Later in the afternoon, the same thing. It is too cold to be preoccupied.


Jemma

to Mina

Hi Mina,
Yes I do have an intense pain just before I need to go & awful spasms as do lots of ppl with IBS I am on various medication for it to try & give me an easy time.
I noticed I cut you off mid post lol , oops, sorry! ;-)
Jemma.


Friday, January 10, 2014


Anatomy student

Expiriment update

I can't seem to make it more than 2 or 3 days holding in a poo... I will keep trying periodically. Maybe I can stretch my rectum to accommodate more fecal matter.
With that said, I will tell of the biggest turd I ever produced.
I was at school about 4 years ago. I got an uncomfortable feeling, but not quite a definite urge. It was berable till I got home. After I got in, I went to the bathroom and sat down. It took soooooo long to get things moving. It hurt my butthole to strain that much, but after close to an hour, this thick chunk of shit splashed. I looked and it was 2" wide and 2" long... It looked like a cupcake, but felt like fire. I've crapped much more in one sitting, but this was the biggest single turd I ever produced.
The most I've ever pooped was after my hernia surgery. I was put on pain medicine and had my abdomen cut up, so my bowels were at a stand still. I don't even remember farting much. After about a week, I took a senna laxative. I then left to hangout with my girlfriend. I felt the urge, but couldn't push because my ab muscles were cut, so I took a glycerine suppository. I couldn't even get that to come back out. My girlfriend drove me home, then I went to my bathroom. I finally got things moving. I sat there with similar solid week old shit pouring out of my butt for close to an hour. It was a 10 on the pain scale. I finally finished. I looked in, I had filled the drain and the bowl and built a small shit island on top of the water. My pants fit better afterwards.


Mina
Sorry, I wrote JENNA instead of JEMMA. My post seems to be cut in the middle by a post by Jemma. And sorry Jemma, if you have IBS you are not as lucky as I thought. I hope you don't have pain. I don't know well about IBS.


Mr. Clogs

Peed in a bottle in my truck

I have a post to share and wondering if anyone keeps a container or has gone to the bathroom in their car in case of an emergency? This is not the first time I had to use the bottle in the truck. I had worked on site pretty much the rest of the day and in desperate need to pee. I left the site and on my way home and been holding back for a long time. I reached for the bottle that I keep in my truck, I opened the lid and unzipped my pants and but the mouth of the bottle up to woody. I slid back in the seat to make it discrete, relaxed and started peeing into the bottle. I felt relieved and felt great! I've been holding in since 1:00PM that day and left about 8:45PM! That's a great hold for me. I filled the bottle half way and put the top back on and put the bottle in my book bag so I can pour the piss into the toilet when I get home which I did.

Happy New Year to all of you and keep the posts coming.

--Mr. Clogs


Lara
Do u guys try to poo with pants by the knees?
Yes always. I just pull down my trousers/leggings/tights to my mid thigh if im doing a pee. When im pooing though, I go to the knees for comfort.

How much days do u wait for a good, long poop?
I only poo every few days so for a big, long poo I would wait maybe 4 days.

Do you use seat covers at all?
We don't have one in my house and you don't really get them in Scotland in public toilets so no. If the seat is horrible though I will lay down some toilet roll to sit on.

I did an absolutely foul poo on boxing day.

My family were all up at my aunt and uncles house and had finished having steak for dinner. The turkey from the previous day and the steak had all caught up with me I think and I quite urgently had to use a loo.

I saw my brother Kieran go up stairs to the toilet so I decided that I would make my run for the loo then as I didn't want to proceed anyone else to have my poo.

I caught up with Kieran at the top of the stairs and asked him if I could go in before him (so that only he would have to go into the toilet directly after me) He seemed a bit confused but agreed to wait outside while I used the toilet.

I closed the door over, locked it and walked over to the toilet. I quickly pulled my denim shorts to my knees and hoicked my black tights to my knees and sat my bum on the seat.

I didn't even need to push 3 big long pieces out of my bum which instantly made me feel a lot lighter.

Afterwards, little watterty spurts were coming out all over the insides of my bum cheeks. Then it was time for a long pee from all the liquids I had drank.

I was trying to be in and out quickly seeing as Kieran also needed to use the toilet so as soon as the poo was finished and my pee had stopped, I ripped off 8 pieces of loo roll for my behind.

I lent over onto my right thigh and wiped thoroughly but quickly 8 times before standing up slightly, wiping my front once and pulling up my pants, hiking up my tights and bringing my shorts up and zipping them up. I flushed the loo and washed my hands.

As I left the bathroom, Kieran said that the bathroom stunk so he obviously knew that I had done a poo.

bye x


Brandon T

comments & stuff

To: Karina great story it sounds like you had a pretty great poop and I look forward to your next post thanks.

To: Bloated butt as always another great story it sounds like you had a really great poop and Alicia had a pretty good poop to and I bet you
both felt pretty great afterwards you probaly more and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.

To: Timee as always another great story it sounds like you had a pretty good poop and it sounds like your friend Alexas really had to poop bad and I bet she felt pretty good afterwards to and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.

To: Linda as always another great story.

To: Layla great story it sounds like you an interesting day poop wise going from almost diarrhea to constipation hope it wont last to long and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.

To: Mystery Poster great story it sounds like your ladies room at work got a good workout and I look forward to reading your next post thanks.

To: Jemma I hope you feel better and great story about your major cleanout poop at work it sounds like you really had to go alot and I look forward to your next post thanks.

To: Sammie In Troy your very lucky to have such a carring boyfriend and I look forward to your next post thanks.

To: Amy great peeing story.

To: Laura great story it sounds like that girl really had to poop badly and I bet she felt pretty good once she was done to.

To: Abby great outdoor poop story.

To: Olivia first welcome to the site and I look forward to reading your stories thanks.

Well thats all for now.

Sincerly Brandon T

PS. I love this site


Next page: Old Posts page 2341 >
Back to the Toilet
       ToiletStool.com, "Boldly bringing .com to your bodily functions."        Go to Page...    Forum       Survey



Recently Bought

  • Best Deal
    Emotion Furniture Toilet Brush...
    £19.90

    Emotion-24 Limited
  • Ideal Standard Concept Soft Cl...
    £114.15

  • Plumbsure Newbury Toilet, Basi...
    £159

  • Duck Toilet Cleaner and Freshn...
    £3.92

    Euroffice.co.uk

>
Hottest Deals!
  • Best Deal
    Emotion Furniture Toilet Roll ...
    £19.90

    Emotion-24 Limited
  • Zack Foccio Toilet Brush Sta...
    £47.95

    Victorian Plumbing
  • CPD Toilet Roll Jumbo 2-Ply Co...
    £29.98

    UK Office Direct
  • Lotus Toilet Paper Dispenser
    £22.79

    Nisbets