Warning this story contains farts. If you don't like then don't read. You have been warned.
Hey all its JJT here and this is just the one day at Eve's house. It's not the first but it was interesting and I figured I'd share it with you all. We both worked till late so her mom made dinner. She made meatloaf. Nothing to gassy for Eve. Eve didn't get home till 8:45 and I didn't get home till almost 10. So we ate the left overs and we went up stairs to get in bed. Eve dropped her jeans down around ankles reveling her hot pink panties. "I did some nasty ones in these this morning" she said. She pulled her shirt off and un clipped her bra. She went over and got one of my t-shirts. She put that on then pulled out a Goodnite and pulled it up around her waist. I quickly stripped down to my boxers and put on pajama pants. We got in bed kiss each other good night. She fell asleep really quickly. Once she was asleep she ripped about 3 farts. The first one was loud and airy and it smelt like death. The second one was the same and the third one was the same but much longer. After that I fell asleep. In the morning Eve woke me up. She was standing next to the bed on my side waking me up on purpose. "Honey wake up" she said about 3 times. "I made breakfast for you" she said. I then realized that she was wearing an apron and no shirt. She had her make up and hair done. "Baby you look sexy as hell" I said. We kissed then she helped me up and said "we got an amazing day ahead of us". It was just the 2 of us home. Her mom had work all day and Lexi had soccer practice until 12:30. We had to pick her up but I'll get to that. We went downstairs to the kitchen table. I sat down and she went over to the counter to get our food. "I made your favorite scrambled eggs and bacon with white toast. I made myself your favorite too. I get a brekfest bean burrito" eve said. She took her apron off and now she was standing there in nothing but a bra and a Goodnite. "Oh I forgot drinks" she said. Eve leaned over me to grab my cup and as she was leaning I smacked her butt. Just a little playful smack. She grinned at me then turned around and ripped an enormous fart right in my face. It was really wet and long. "That was nothing compared to what's gonna happen after I eat this burrito" she said. We ate breakfast then headed up to her room to get dressed. We both got dressed. I wore a cut off t shirt and jeans and Eve wore a tank top with light blue jean shorts. I went into the garage because I needed to cut the lawn. I got on the lawn mower and started mowing the grass. It took me roughly an hour and a half to do it all. Once I was done eve came into the garage with a bottle of Snapple. "Is my handsome man ready for lunch?" she asked. I wasn't actually hungry so we waited a bit longer. I walked into the living room where Eve was watching tv and the whole room smelt like her farts. "What is..." before I could even finish she giggled and said "their really bad today"we noticed it was getting around 12:00 so we go in my truck and went to pick up Lexi from soccer practice. About 5 minutes into the drive Eve ripped a silent fart. She put the window down and didn't say a word or even laugh. We pulled up to the soccer field and waited in my truck. Eve farted again this time really loud and long. She didn't even say anything about it or laugh. She just kept going through her sentence. She didn't put her window down so the smell was stuck. Lexi got in and immediately she said "eve did you fart?" "Yeah why?" Eve said. "Well I'm going to add to the smell" Lexi said. Just then she leans to the side and rips a long wet fart. "I've been holding that in for hours" she said. "Eww Lexi what gave you such bad gas" Eve asked. "Mom made me a breakfast burrito" she said. "Omg same" Eve said. "Oh great we're both going to be farting all day" Lexi said. We stopped at a local restaurant for lunch. We sat down and ordered. Eve ordered barbecue chicken. Her farts are going to absolute reek of rotting meat. We were sitting waiting for our food to come out and suddenly and low pitched fart comes from Lexi but the fart was long and at the end of it it was really wet. Her eyes widened and she put her hand on her butt. "I'll be right back" Lexi said in a terrified voice. She went to the bathroom. Eve and I sat wondering what the hell happened. She came back and ask for my truck keys. We asked what was wrong. "I sharted" Lexi whispered. Eve immediately covered her mouth trying not to laugh. I gave her my keys and she came back in with a t- shirt and shorts. "I keep a change of regular clothes in my soccer bag just in case I need to change. She went into the bathroom to change and finish cleaning up. She came out 15 minutes later and our food was here. We ate and headed home. Lexi was really embarrassed. We got home and she put her clothes in the washer. Eve and I sat in the living room watching tv. Lexi came in. "You all ok Lexi?" Eve asked. "Yeah I'm ok. But I have to fart so bad and I'm afraid to let it out" Lexi said. "Did you got to the bathroom yet" Eve asked. "Yeah but I'm scared" Lexi said. "Then let 'er rip" Eve said. Lexi then blasted a extremely wet fart that reeked horribly. "Eve that was worse sounding then some of your farts" I said. Lexi put her hand on her butt agian. She ran to the bathroom. "Eww that stinks" Eve said. "Oh so it's ok for your farts to smell like death but when some else farts its gross" I said. "Yeah. If your gonna fart then make sure someone almost dies from the smell" Eve said with laughter. Just then Lexi walked back in. "All good?" Eve asked. "Yeah it was just really wet" Lexi said. Lexi laid back on the couch watching tv. Eve got up to get us drinks. She walked past Lexi but sat on her face. "No please don't Eve" She said as Eve blasted a loud wet one in her face. That was about it for the day. Not much happened after all that. It wasent until we got in bed until she farted again. She was ripping them pretty bad but nothing special some silent ones and some wet low pitched ones. So that's all for that story hope you enjoyed.
Hey guys quick message here. Sorry about the long absences. Some stuff has popped up. Plus we've both been working a lot but we've been trying in our hardest to keep you guys updated but it's been so busy. Eve had a bunch of stories on her laptop until Lexi accidentally dropped it in her cousin's pool. It all got whipped out so unfortunately she can't post some of them but right now she's working on a story which you guys are gonna absolutely love. I'll save it for you all to read. It's was a great time. As eve would say, smell ya later.
