Somewhere in a city, a pretty lookin’ person in a red sweater and short red skirt wit long black hair, red lipstick an a sexy face was in their bathroom on their phone using an app called “instaglam”. For some reason their name was “Nasty Nina ” so it’s obvious their name was Nina.
Nina: oh wow. Of course. *looks at the trending board* looks like big butts aren’t going out of style anytime soon. So typical. So dumb... Sooo... gonna do it anyway. Ehahahaha *Nina turns around wit their pretty big butt facing the mirror takin’ a pic with their tongue barley poking out their lips* say booty *snap* there we go. Ooh, I look nice. Hashtag bootylicious. Hmmm. I just got this app the other day. And I’ve only used it to look at stuff... *got a sweat drop on their head an their eyes closed* also I’ve got like 3 followers for absolutely no reason. Mmm. Couldn’t hurt to post.
*hits the share button*
Nina: welp. It’s done now. Sheesh I’m sleepy. I’m gonna head to bed. *yawn*
The next morning Nina wakes up with their ass up and their face down in a big bread emoji pillow. *VRRRRR!!! VRRRRR!!!!* Nina’s phone goes off, to wake them up.
Nina: mmmm. I hate mornings... *turns off the alarm* YAAAWWNNN!!!! Hm? I got notifications on instaglam. Huh?! *sees in the corner of the notification 900+* n-no way... this has gotta be a joke right? I just made one post... *pushes the notifications and over nine hundred of them are likes*
Holy crap! *opens the phone and starts looking at the likes and comments* there’s like 500 comments on here. What?! *looks surprised*
“Damn.. Nice ass”
“Now that’s a booty”
“Forget a booty. That’s a donk!”
“I wanna do somethin’ “Nasty” to “Nina’s” butt 😋”
*Nina started blushing* wow... this is kind of embarrassing... these guys really are blunt. But I wouldn’t mind I guess. What’s this? *looks at another comment*
“You should go live and show us that fat booty of yours some time”
Nina: go live? Like livestream? These people really like me. I’ll think about it... maybe after lunch.
*a few hours later Nina started eating a pizza they ordered, with garlic, peppers, extra cheese spicy chicken n a whole bunch a other stuff*
Nina: time to dig in! Omp! *Nina bit into the first slice with their face stuffed with stuffed crust.* time to pig out. Omph ommm! Homp! *Nina just ate slice after slice barley even chewing* oh god! I love me some pizzaaaa!!! *Nina ate as much as they could without takin’ a break. In a few minutes the whole pie was gone* that was amazing! I loved it! *Gulp!* my tummy’s all poked out now. Hopefully it’ll go down in a little bit. I know. *drinks some soda* UUURRRP! Much better. Okay. It’s just about time for me to go live on instaglam. GURGLEEEEE!!!! I might regret it later, but I don’t right now. *grabs a pair of galaxy style Leggings* time to put these babies on. *Nina took off their skirt and put on their leggings. Although it was kinda difficult with their ass being so big.* mumps! *pouts* why do I have to be so dummy thicc? **thoomp!** *their butt finally sank into the leggings* phew! There. That wasn’t that bad UWU
*Nina set their phone down on a stand ready for their live.*
Okay so how does this work? *pushed a button* loading? That’ll take forever. I guess I should just practice then. *Nina turns around showing their big round ass to the camera* let’s get this show on the road. *Nina starts squishin’ their ass cheeks together left n right, poking at it wit er fingers, wobblin’ n jigglin’. like somebody put a bunch a jello in a balloon.* I feel like that little teen that watched those how to twerk videos when no ones around. But I live by myself, so no worries. GURGLEEEE!!!! Shut. Up stomach.
*the live finally loads and gets some attention, Nina made sure their face wasn’t visible* hiiii!!!
Viewers: that’s what I like to see!
Back dat ass up! Mmmph! I need that ass in my life.
Nina: “thank you.” GURRGLEEEE!!! “Jesus Christ could you shut up?
Viewers: who are you talking to? What was that noise? Who cares?! Look at that butt!
Nina: *thinks to themself* “maybe if I just ignore it, it’ll go away.” *gets embarrassed and blushes*
Viewers: you’ve got a really great butt! How soft is it? Squish eeit!!!
Nina: okay. If you say so. *squeezed their fat ass in front of the phone* how’s that? *PRRRRRRRBBBBBBPPPPP!!!!!! Let’s out a huge poot by accident.* hngh?!
Viewers: what was that noise? Was that your mouth. Did you just fart? Shawty just pooted!
Nina: *starts to look nervous and sweats a little bit.* hahaha... come on guys... obviously that was my mouth *PRRRRBBBBPPP!!! Blows a raspberry * see?
Viewers: you got jokes. Lol. You’re funny. Lmfao. Alright, ya got me.
Nina: *thinking* holy shit that was loud! The pizza’s making my stomach act up already? I don’t think I can keep this up. I got more on the way and I’m not gonna be able to hold it back anymore. Oh wait, I know. maybe I can turn the volume down. *Nina grabs their phone turning to the side with their ass still to the cam* almost got it. *grabs their phone just to turn up the volume by accident* crap! I hit the wrong button! *GRRROOAAAAANNNN!!!*
Oh no, I can’t hol- *PPPPPPPPPRRRRRRRAAAAAAAABBBBBPPPPP!!!!* *Nina’s ass exploded with a huge blast of gas*
Viewers: WTF?! I knew it! Nina cut the cheese!
Nina: ah! *turns off the phone* OMG, no! I can’t believe that happened. *BBBRRRRRPPPPP!!! Covers their ass after another huge fart * ugh! How long is this gonna-*FRRRRPPPPP!!!!* take!?
Hours later after their little gas time. Nina laid on their bed super embarrassed.
Nina: oh god. How will I ever live this down? Thousands of viewers just saw me fart on them. *puts a pillow over their face* BWAAAAAUUUUUUUUHHH!!!! *lets out a muffled cry in their pillow*
*after a few good day of staying off social media, Nina kinda moped around a bit and got back to regular life, still kinda bored*
Vrrrp vrrrp!!! *Nina’s phone went off* hm? What is it?! *Nina’s messages on their phone were from Instaglam and they could see the text from right there on the lock screen*
Text: Nina, comeback! Don’t be embarrassed. It happens to everyone. We love you! Who doesn’t fart? Even you’re farts are sexy! Go back to live! Rip ass on my face! I’ll pay a thousand bucks for that! That was so fuckin’ hot! Please do it again! Please!
Nina: you guys really liked that? *opens their phone and records themself* hey guys. I know what I did on live was super grody. But a lot of you guys seem to like it. So... ummm *blush* if you want more. Push the peach for yes and tap the x for no. *finishes recording herself*
Not even a minute later 600 people voted for da peach.
Nina: well. Okay. You guys asked for it. *Nina looked away as they lowered their phone to their huge butt blushing super hard with her legs up ready to let one loose*
*PRRROOOOOPPPPLLLLBBBBB!!!!*
The end
