Just placing an order from my favorite pizza joint, I sat back on the couch and with little
enthusiasm, clicked through the channels on the TV. Life sucked at the moment. Being a 30 year old
male in the world today wasn't working out for me at all. I absolutely hated the bar scene, mainly
because of all the trash that wound up there. Who knew what the hell you'd get from some of those
women! I'd had my fill of that shit years ago! Tonight however was one of those nights where I was
truly tempted to go back out and brave it. I just felt like bringing home some bimbo to screw the
living shit out of! The fact that I was groping myself as I flipped through the channels wasn't
helping my situation much either. That was another thing that I was getting tired of....Jacking off!!
Yeah, it may be a completely natural thing to do, but on nights like this, jacking off just wasn't
going to cut it.
I was brought back to reality when the doorbell rang. Something that I did no matter what season it
was outside, was when I was at home, I wore very little. So, as I walked to the door, it was in a pair
of black spandex shorts.....That's it.
I was rather taken aback when I opened the door to see that the delivery person was a very attractive
brunette. Then about 2 seconds later I was taken aback even more when I discovered I actually knew
her! If I remembered correctly, her name was Elaine, a chick I use to work with maybe 8 or 9 years
ago.
"Well hi stranger!" she said, giving me a very big, very nice smile.
As I gave my own greetings, I watched as she gave my appearance the once over, then lingered a
little at my groin. Having just been feeling myself in on the couch, my cock was no doubt noticeable
as hell right now!
"What the hell are you doing delivering pizza?" I asked, enjoying her lingering stare.
"So you DO remember me huh." she said looking up, that sweet little smile still in place.
"How could I forget!" I said in remembrance. "You've been the only woman to ever fart in my face!"
I declared.
She laughed hysterically for almost a full minute. During that time I flashed back to that wonderful
day some 10 years ago. I'd been following her up a flight of stairs at work, making our way to our
jobs, when without warning she'd let rip a huge fart right in my face. Beings I was a devout butt
man, I'd been following her pretty close, so when that baby came out, I was immediately hit by it.
My God had it smelt good!! Of course, I'd tried to act as if it had upset me and scolded her for not
warning me. I remembered her looking down at me with a big ornery smile and saying, "Oh come
on! You liked it and you know it!" I had, but I'd never told her that.
"That wasn't as funny as what happened afterwards!" she said, regaining control of her laughter and
snapping me back to the moment.
"What do you mean?" I asked, confused. "I don't remember anything happening afterwards."
She laughed a little more, then acclaimed, "You got hard as hell right after that! Just like you're
getting now!" she finished, looking back down at my groin and smiling from ear to ear.
She was right. I could feel myself growing even as I stood there. I started feeling a bit embarrassed
by this, and I couldn't find a damn thing to say back in my defense. Then, remembering just how
good of friends we had once been, my embarrassment quickly disappeared. We'd been pretty tight
back then. We'd shared quite a bit of our personal lives with one another over the few years that
we'd worked together, and had gotten pretty close because of that.
Putting on the macho act that I'd always done in front of her, I looked down at my growing cock
then back up at her, and smiled, saying, "Well, its good to know some things don't change."
"Yes it is!" she returned, continuing to stare down at my crotch.
I gave her a few seconds to look, then said, "Hey! My pizza is getting cold!"
I invited her in so we could take care of the pizza business and as she stepped inside and placed the
pizza on the stand beside the door, I took the opportunity to give HER the once over. Damn, she
hadn't lost a thing over the years! She had on a pair of cut off jean shorts that revealed every bit of
her tanned shapely legs. She had really took care of herself by the looks of her thighs. My stare
quickly going higher, I felt my cock jump as I took in the site of her ass. My God was it nice! I'd
forgotten just how hot her ass had been back then, and it hadn't seemed to have changed at all over
the years. Not flat or full, but somewhere in between, it had the most exquisite shape a butt man
could ever ask for!
"Okay, that's $12.90." she said tuning around.
I handed her a $20, and told her to keep the change. We shared a quick smile, then I asked, "So, you
want to get together and reminisce about the old days?"
"Sure!" she replied quickly, happily.
"What time do you get off tonight?" I asked, pleased by her rapid response.
"2 in the morning. You still going to be up?"
"Oh sure." I replied. "Probably in more ways then one." I finished coyly. She understood
immediately what I'd meant, and gave me a smile of interest.
"Well, I guess I'll see you around 2:15 then." Then flashing me a mischievous smile, she added, "I
should warn you though, I've been eating pepperoni all night long and its building into some pretty
mean gas!"
My cock nearly leaped from my shorts when I heard this. My desire must have shown on my face
because she suddenly started laughing again. It didn't bother me in the least this time. She knew
what it was I loved in a woman and if memory served me correctly, she was into a little butt play as
well.
I got the door for her and watched her beautiful ass as she made her way to her car. Damn, this was
going to be a really good night after all!! I didn't know if she was presently seeing anyone, but from
the attention she'd been giving me in the house, I really didn't think it was going to matter. She'd
never came across as a tease all those years ago, and I was pretty sure she wasn't coming back over
for just a friendly talk about the old times. At least I hoped she wasn't!!!
Doing a quick clean up of the house, completely forgetting about my pizza, I then grabbed another
pair of shorts and went for the shower. As I rubbed soap over my half erect cock, I again thought
back to the days with Elaine. We'd talked a lot about our sexual partners back then, and I'd learned a
great deal about her likes and dislikes when it came to sex. Her dislikes didn't consist of much at
all!! The only thing I could remember about that, was she didn't like to be smacked around when she
was fucking. Her likes on the other hand consisted of just about everything else! The one thing that I
remembered most however, was the time I'd told her about having anal sex with my girlfriend the
night before, and she'd came back and had said, "Oh yeah! I love it when Josh fucks me up the ass!
God damn does that feel good!" I also remember getting hard as hell right after hearing her say that!
She'd come to know just how much of a butt man I really was, and also knew that I craved hers in a
very big way! We'd both been highly attracted to one another back then, but we'd never took our
relationship any farther then just friends. That's probably the reason it made it so extremely fun to
go to work every day.
When 2:15 came and the doorbell rang, I'd found myself pacing impatiently in front of the door,
anxiously awaiting her arrival. Opening the door and seeing it was indeed Elaine, I smiled and
invited her in. After stepping inside, she didn't hesitate in looking down at the new shorts I'd put on
for her. They were a pair of cut off jean shorts with custom made holes spaced out all over them.
Since I hadn't bothered in putting on underwear beneath them, it gave her a good shot at some of my
pubic hair through one of the small holes, and just a glimpse of my penis through another.
A smile of approval crept across her face as she said, "LOVE your shorts!"
"What, these old things?" I replied playfully.
She giggled at my feigned ignorance and said, "Sorry, I didn't get a chance to go home and change."
Then, doing a pirouette, she asked, "This okay?"
Again I took in her appearance and replied honestly, "You look absolutely stunning!"
Basking in my compliment, she grinned and stated, "You're in for some trouble though! I farted in
the car on the way over here and MAN did it stink!"
My dick started swelling from the thought of what that fart might have smelt like. Again it must
have registered on my face, because she flashed me a knowing smile before she turned and walked
into the livingroom. After grabbing us a couple of beers, I anxiously followed.
I found her sprawled out on my couch when I entered, clicking through the channels on the TV. She
was laying on her stomach with one leg draped off the side, and propping herself up on one elbow.
She was definitely making herself at home! Seeing as she'd given me room to sit down right behind
her, I was more then happy to fill the void.
After reaching back to accept the beer, she shot me an mischievous smile and said, "You're awful
brave to sit right there! I'm telling you, my farts really stink!"
"Thanks for the warning and all," I returned playfully. "but I'd rather judge for myself before moving
over to the chair."
Looking back to the TV, she stated, "Well, you're about to get that chance right now!"
As soon as her warning was out, so came her fart. I stared down at her beautiful ass as her gas came
out in a deep rumbling tone. Her fart was long and steady, as if she weren't pushing it out at all, but
letting it flow from her all by itself. I would have dove in for a nice close whiff of it if I'd been sure
she wouldn't have been grossed out by it.
Looking over her shoulder at me, that grin still on her face, she said, "Oh sorry. I forgot to ask if it
was alright if I farted or not."
Inhaling deeply through my nose, I detected the deep strong smell of her fart and felt the hairs on the
back of my neck stand up from the erotic pleasure I received from it. There was no other smell in
the world I would rather breath in, then the deep powerful odor of female shit!!! I absolutely loved
that smell!!
Trying my hardest to hide my immense interest in her fart, I replied nonchalantly, "Yeah, go ahead. I
don't care."
Obviously seeing through my charade, she grinned an evil grin and stated, "I'll bet you don't."
I couldn't keep my own grin from stretching clear across my face. I could see from the look in her
eyes that she absolutely loved the fact that I craved her smelly gas. It brought my arousal to an all
new high upon seeing that look!
"Were you able to smell it?" she asked innocently.
Lying, I replied, "Nope. Not a thing. I thought you said they stunk?"
"They do!" she acclaimed, her eyes getting big for emphases. "They stunk to high heaven on the
way over here!"
"Well I didn't smell a thing."
Staring back at me in wide eyed shock, she cried, "Oh really?! Okay mister! The next one I cut, I
want you to get your nose right down in there, then we'll see what you think!"
My heart hammering with excitement, but still trying to show my disinterest even though she knew
better, I said, "Yeah whatever. Just let me know. I'll make sure I'm in there good and close so I can
snort up all your odorless gas."
"Oh are you in for a big surprise buddy!" she acclaimed. "You'll see!"
"Yeah, yeah." I returned, playfully.
She went back to watching TV, shaking her head in disbelief. Damn, this was going to be good!
She'd actually given me permission to smell her ass, which was something I'd wanted to do for 10
years now! Every nerve in my body was twitching in excitement from the knowledge that she was
going to expel her next fart right smack in my face! This was something I'd experienced only one
other time in my life, and that had been clear back when I was a kid. Time seemed to slow to a
crawl as I sat there waiting for her gas to build up. I never took my eyes off her beautiful ass for
second. The knowledge that I was about to have my face right up into it pretty soon to smell up her
next fart was almost to overwhelming for me to take! My cock couldn't possibly get any bigger, but
I'll be damned if I couldn't feel it trying!
A new rush of adrenaline tore through me when she suddenly looked over her shoulder at me with a
look of urgency and said, "Alright! Get your nose in there buddy! This ones going to be a nice big
one!"
Throwing off every bit of the charade I'd been playing in not having any interest in her farts, I nearly
broke the sound barrier in getting my nose down to her ass. Knowing for certain now that she
wouldn't be grossed out by my perverse craving, but would actually be turned on by it, I wedged my
nose right into her crack and waited.
"Yeah! Get your nose in there good and close!" I heard her say. "I always knew you wanted to smell
my shit! Well here's your chance!"
With that said, she cut loose the biggest fart I'd ever heard come out of a female! It was loud, long,
and most of all, it was packed full of the most delicious odor I'd ever had the pleasure of inhaling!
The warm scent that flowed into my nose was strong without being overly strong. It lacked that
sharp sting they sometimes had, and instead had a deep penetrating quality to it that I knew only a
hard stool could provide. It sent a shiver of erotic pleasure through my being as her fart went from
her ass hole then directly into my nose.
My nose still lodged in her ass crack a few minutes later, her fart long gone, she giggled and asked,
"So, what did ya think about that one?"
I found it hard as hell to dislodge my nose from her ass, but I pulled away and replied with utmost
sincerity, "That was positively the most wonderful odor I've ever smelt!" Then realizing just what
the hell I just said, I waited worriedly for her reaction.
Unbelievably, she smiled a smile of approval and said, "Oh they get better then that. You should
smell them without my shorts on."
I chuckled a little, relieved and aroused at the same time, and stated, "You're right! I probably
should!"
She giggled as she got to her feet and started to remove her shorts. I sat there watching her, totally
stunned by the way my luck had suddenly changed. Only a few short hours ago I'd been so alone and
depressed about my life, that I'd actually thought about going back to the bar scene. Now, here I was
with a gorgeous brunette who actually seemed to compliment my fetish in farts by allowing me to
smell them straight from her hole. In my opinion, life couldn't get any better!!
Her shorts off now, she stood before me in only a t-shirt and a pair of white french-cut panties. I
stared straight ahead at her crotch and noticed the small portion that covered her cunt was wet from
her own sexual arousal. It shocked the shit out of me to know she was getting this turned on by
merely farting in my face! This was something she'd never shared with me all those years ago, but
then again, I'd never told her about my own desire in this subject either.
"Like my panties?" she asked, turning around and showing me her wonderful ass.
My voice cracked as I looked at her ass and replied, "Love them! You wear them quite well."
"Yeah? You don't think my ass has gotten fat do ya?" she asked playfully, seductively.
"God no!" I breathed. "Elaine, you have a very, very nice ass!"
Turning around with a big smile on her face, she said, "I'll have to take that as just about the highest
compliment I could get, beings you're a but man and all."
I couldn't think of anything to say, so I just watched and waited as she laid herself out on the couch
and spread her legs out wide for me again, offering me the best possible view of her ass she could
give. It was stunning in the extreme!! No doubt she could hear my ragged breathing as she laid there
showing off her ass. At this point I was to turned-on to be embarrassed, and besides, I think she was
getting all the more excited in seeing the affect her ass was having on me.
"Hey, will you do me a favor and see if my panties stink from the farts I've been letting all day?" she
asked, looking over her shoulder at me with a rather playful expression on her face.
"Um, sure!" I croaked. "I'd be delighted!"
I couldn't get over how much she was playing up to my fetish! She couldn't have done a better job if
I'd asked her to! I leaned over and wedged my nose into her crack and took a deep audible whiff of
her ass. I inhaled loudly so she'd know for certain that I was smelling her ass. The odor in her
panties and the crack of her ass was dull but in abundance, like maybe her ass wasn't as clean as it
should've been. I got goose flesh all over my body as I took in a second whiff of it. On the my third
whiff I buried my nose even deeper in the hopes of finding an even more powerful odor within.
"Do they stink?" she asked, a little humor in her voice.
Keeping my nose buried in her ass, I mumbled, "Yep, they sure do!"
She giggled outright, enjoying this every bit as much as me, I think. I kept my nose in her ass
sniffing up her stench for another 2 minutes before she spoke again.
"You sure do like smelling my ass don't you John!?"
I detected a subtle change in her voice. It sounded more strained, like maybe her arousal was
starting to get the best of her now. I lifted my face up so I could see her reaction and answered
sincerely, "I've never smelt anything more erotic in all my life! Your ass has a the most wonderful
shit smell to it! I'd love to see what it looks like!"
Her eyes widened and her nostrils flared upon hearing my reply. Her excitement looked as intense
as mine felt!
The left side of her mouth lifting into a half grin, she said huskily, "Oh don't worry! You'll see what
it looks like, but not yet! Right now I want you to shove your nose back up my ass and get this fart
that's about ready to come out!"
I got my nose wedged into her ass as fast as I could, not wanting to miss even a little of the fart she
was waiting to release. My speed was rewarded when no longer did I get in position, when she cut
loose her pent up gas. It was a lot stronger now that it had only her panties to get through, and
therefore more to my liking! I inhaled deeply as her fart came out in a rush of quiet air. I could feel
the incredible warmth of it as it washed over my face and up my nose. It had to have been the most
erotic act I'd ever experienced!!
During the few minutes that followed her fart, she moaned and wiggled her ass around, forcing my
nose into her ass as far it would go. She was finally showing me just how much she herself was into
this perverse fetish of farting, and consequently I got all the more turned on! It was one thing to like
smelling a females fart, but to know she actually wanted you to......It compounded my excitement
ten-fold!!
Her voice strained, she asked, "Did you like that one?! Did it smell good?!"
Swallowing the abundant amount of saliva that had formed in my mouth, I lifted my head and
panted, "Jesus Elaine! That was absolute Heaven!"
Her smile void of all humor, but filled with erotic pleasure, she stated, "Let me get out of these
damn panties so you can get my next one straight from my hole!"
As she stood up and began removing her panties, I too stood and began doing the same with my
shorts. We stared at each others groins as we quickly disrobed, our excitement plain to see in each
of our shaking hands and labored breathing. Pulling my shorts passed my crotch, my cock snapped
up and audibly smacked against my stomach. Elaine's eyes were transfixed on its thick 7 inch
display. The look on her face was one of wont as she gazed down at it. My excitement again
escalated upon seeing this!
"Damn!" she breathed. "You've got one beautiful cock!" Then, looking up into my eyes, she said
with feeling, "That's going to feel damn good sliding up inside my ass!"
My breath caught in my throat as I took in this information. The knowledge that she was going to let
me fuck her beautiful ass was overwhelming in the extreme! If I got any more excited then this, I
was surely going to cum prematurely!
Smiling at the reaction the info had on me, she said, "Not yet though! I want you to smell my ass
some more first!"
With that said, she got on all fours down on the floor, her legs spread wide, and a deep arch in her
back, giving me my fist look at her sphincter within. It was beautiful!! It had a nice dark brown
color to it with a slightly lighter shade of brown stretching out away from it on both sides. The
sphincter itself looked as though it had seen quite a bit of use in its time. I could see stretch lines
running out away from it, working their way through the brown patches of skin. Overall, her ass
hole looked big and beautiful. I loved it!!
Belatedly, I realized I was already on my knees with my hands on the sides of her ass. I didn't even
remember sitting down! My puzzlement disappeared when I saw her start flexing her sphincter.
First she would tighten it, causing it to shrink into a tight muscular ball. Then, she would push,
causing it to expand and bulge out to amazing size. She kept doing this for a few minutes, really
putting on a show for me. I was delighted to say the least!! I could have sat and watched her do that
all night long!!
"So, do you like my ass hole John?" she asked, her breathing a little labored.
"Fuck yes I do!" I replied, wiping the saliva off my chin.
Giving me an anxious, wonting look, she growled, "Then get your nose back in there so I can ram
this fart right up your fucking nose!"
I was delayed in my dive to her ass by that look of hunger in her eyes. She was positively radiating
her arousal in her desire to fart in my face! My delay was only a second in length however, before I
quickly shoved my face between her cheeks and ground my nose up against her sphincter. Keeping
it firmly pressed against her ass hole, I felt her start to flex again, forcing her sphincter to bulge and
press even harder against my waiting nose. I heard her make a noise that sounded like a combination
between a moan and grunt, then her fart blasted into my nose and face with incredible force. Taken
by surprise at first by the mass amount of gas she expelled, I didn't immediately inhale. Once I did
however, I wished like hell that I would have never delayed at all! The odor was so extremely strong
and enticing I never wanted it to end, and for a second I didn't think it was going to!! It just kept
coming and coming....I inhaled just as much of that huge smelly fart as I could!!
"Yeah! Smell my shity fart!" she demanded passionately. "Smell my fucking stench you sick fuck!"
There was no insult in her rant, only passion, so I kept on doing what we both wanted me to do. I
smelt her fart to its end and then kept right on smelling, enjoying immensely the dirty odor that
came off her crack and ass hole! Some time later, she finally pulled away from me and rolled over
on her back and laid there panting while looking up at me. Her face was beet red and glowing with
perpetration. The look in her eyes was one of lust and need.
"I've been wanting to do that for a long time now." she said huskily.
"I've been wanting you to!" I returned with humor, but meaning every word.
She grinned up at me and I could plainly see that she was thankful we finally got together. Her grin
becoming one of mischief, she said, "Don't think you're out of the woods yet mister! I've got a
couple more things I'm going to put you through! Think you're man enough?"
I chuckled and said, "Bring it on woman! I can take anything you got!"
She grinned her approval, then cut a small fart. My eyes immediately went to the middle of her wide
spread legs, and my desire to go after the remnants of gas took charge. I quickly crawled over to her
and dropped my nose to her crack and began inhaling. I could hear her giggling as I took in the
remaining gas hanging in the air above her.
"What?" I asked, smiling.
Her smile full of pleasure, she replied, "You! I love watching you smell my farts. It pleases me to
know you like them so much."
"Like them? I love them! They're incredible!" I acclaimed.
"You're the first guy I've ever known to like smelling farts!" she said, still smiling. "I just wish we
could have got together all those years ago." I nodded, then she continued. "It turns me on so much
to fart in a guys face! You have no idea!"
"Oh I think I do." I said, remembering the look of hunger in her eyes before she'd farted in my face
that last time.
She giggled again, and said, "Yeah, maybe you do."
We smiled at one another for a time, then she asked, "You ready for your next act of torture?"
"Bring it on!" I replied.
Smiling in delight at my show of bravery, she got to her feet and said, "Lay back on your back."
Not having a clue as to what she had in mind and really not giving a shit, I laid back in a prone
position and awaited her next move. That grin of mischief on her face again, she walked over and
straddled my face and looked straight down into my eyes. For myself, I was looking straight up at
her sweet little cunt and ass crack! Damn did she have a nice looking cunt! The lips were shaved
clean, and she'd left a big V-shaped bush above the slit itself. Her dark inner lips hung out a good
quarter inch and were glistening with her wetness. I waited in anticipation, figuring she was going to
sit down on my face and make me eat her. Damn was I wrong!
"You ready?" she asked slyly.
Smiling with delight, I replied, "Hell yes! Give it to me!"
"You got it!" she giggled, and suddenly my face was drenched in her urine. I was taken totally by
surprise by this, and was going to get the hell out of the way, but I didn't because the stream of piss
stopped as quick as it had begun.
"You said you were ready!" she snickered, looking down at my shocked expression.
"I didn't know you were going to piss on me!" I cried.
Oddly enough, I wasn't mad at all. Hell, I didn't even loose any of my erection! It was the first time a
woman had ever pissed on me and I found it to be sort of erotic. It didn't smell bad, and the
incredible warmth from it I found I really liked. And besides, she was hotter then hell, so it actually
made it arousing as shit to have her piss on me.
"You want some more?" she asked with a look of challenge.
"Absolutely!" I replied, meeting her challenging stare.
"Then open your mouth."
It surprised the shit out me when I found she wanted to piss directly into my open mouth and the
thought really turning me on! I'll be damned if I didn't want her to do just that! I opened my mouth
as far as it would go, and waited for her golden stream to rain down into it.
"Good boy!" she said huskily. "Keep it open so I can fill it up to the rim."
Reaching down, she crudely pulled her cunt lips apart, exposing her big clit and hole. Her piss
started in a slow steady drip, but quickly turned to a flowing stream, and none of it missing its mark!
I slowly stroked my cock as my mouth filled to the brim with her hot piss. I couldn't get over how
wonderful it felt to have her piss in my mouth! It was one of the most wondrously arousing feelings
I'd ever felt!
She stopped urinating once she saw my mouth was completely full. "Swallow!" she said evenly.
Well, it wasn't like the thought wasn't there already, so I swallowed. Again I was surprised, because
I figured I'd probably gag, but I didn't. It went down smoothly with no rejection at all. Not only that,
but when it was down, I found I desperately wanted some more!
"Taste good?" she asked with a look of pleasure.
"Jesus Elaine!" I stated with feeling. "I can't believe I liked it so much! It tasted fantastic!"
Her expression was literally shining with her approval. She asked, "So you want some more then?"
"Yes! Please!"
She pissed three more times. She'd wait for me to swallow it down and open back up so she could
refill again, and I could see that she was enjoying herself immensely. She hadn't missed a drop until
the third filling, but that was because she'd started vigorously rubbing her clit while she pissed. I had
to close my eyes in order to prevent her piss from splashing in them, and as soon as I felt the stream
stop hitting me, I heard her scream in what must have been a mind blowing orgasm for her. I
couldn't open my eyes to watch because I could feel tiny pools of her urine over the lids, and I knew
it would burn like a son-of-a-bitch if I opened them. So, I waited patiently for her to get off, and a
couple of minutes later I felt her start to towel my face off.
As she was drying me off, she said, "Sorry. I couldn't find where you stored your towels right away.
You okay?"
"Yeah." I said smiling. "You?"
"Oh God yes!" she acclaimed and giggled. "Damn that felt good!"
Removing the towel from my face, I finally opened my eyes and found her smiling down at me from
a few inches above. I pulled her down and kissed her deeply and passionately for almost five
straight minutes before she pulled out of my embrace and sat back on my stomach breathing
heavily.
She looked at me as though she were searching for something, then smiled and asked, "You ready
for your next act of torment?"
I smiled back and wondered just what exactly she might have in mind, but not really caring what it
was. So far everything we'd done I'd found to be absolutely awesome! "What do you have in mind?"
I asked.
"Well," she said, continuing to search for something in my face. "you like smelling my ass so much,
I thought maybe you'd like to see what it tasted like."
I swallowed the massive amount of saliva that had just flooded my mouth and replied, "I think I'd
like that very much!"
"Really?"
"Fuck yes!"
"What if its really dirty?" she asked, still searching my face.
"I hope it is!" I stated sincerely.
"What if I said I had to take a big shit?"
Now I understood just what it was she was looking for. Disgust. Well, she wasn't about to find it
here! Fuck no! This was something I'd always wanted to try anyhow! I grinned a knowing grin and
replied, "Well, I'll just have to make sure I catch it all so none of it hits the carpet."
"You sure?" she asked, still not convinced.
"Looking forward to it." I smiled.
She searched me for a few seconds longer before she was finally satisfied I knew what it was I was
in for.
Standing up and turning around so her ass was facing me, she looked down at me and said, "I'd
really like to squat down over you if that's okay with you?"
"That's fine by me!" I said with enthusiasm, looking up at her beautiful ass.
I watched her ass crack open up as she squatted down over my face. Positioning herself so her
sphincter was directly over my mouth and about three above, she began flexing her ass hole again,
making it contract and expand repeatedly. I fucking loved watching it move in and out like that!
"Stick your tongue in it!" she grunted.
I did. I rammed my tongue up inside it as far as it would go. I could feel a little bit of grit along the
walls and drug it out with my tongue and swallowed it. There wasn't enough there to get an accurate
taste, so I went back in for more. This time when I went in, I bumped into the blunt end of a turd. As
I probed it, I could feel it work its way slowly out, pushing my tongue as it came. I wanted that big
fucker, my rock hard cock was proof of that! I wanted this even more then I'd wanted her piss!
"You feel it?!" I heard her ask, her voice strained.
I nodded my head so I didn't have to pull my tongue out of her butt.
"Good!" she panted. "I hope you like it!"
She strained extra hard then, and her turd forced my tongue the rest of the way out of her ass and
then passed right into my open mouth. The odor was strong coming off of it, but not unlike her farts
had been. I loved the way her piece of shit felt against the inside of my mouth and waited until it
was completely to the back of my throat before I bit it off.
Elaine had been looking down between her legs to watch her shit pass into my mouth, and as soon
as I bit off that big piece and started chewing, she screamed, came, and blasted another 4 inch turd
right out on my face. I'd been stroking my cock ever since she'd squatted over my face, so when I
saw her come and blow the turd out on my face, I started spurting cum all over the place! It had to
have been the biggest orgasm I'd ever had in my life! It went absolutely everywhere!
I finished cumming about the same time I'd swallowed the piece of shit in my mouth, not for a
second repulsed by the act. Elaine had collapsed on top of me after her own orgasm was done. Both
of us were panting, desperately trying to catch our breath from probably the best sexual experience
either one of us had ever had.
Looking back on this little adventure, I'd have to say this: "You should never knock what you've
never tried. No matter how disgusting the act may seem, you may just find you like it once you've
tried it."
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