I am the assistant head at a primary school in Kent , I work
under a very tough headmistress in her sixties who just says what she thinks
without remorse . Its about a teacher in her early thirties called Kelly who
had recently moved from teaching first years to years sixes a few months ago at
the start of the new term . She was a blonde with a modern bob and should I say
it a sexy figure , she was taken to wearing tight fitting trousers not leggings
usually blue or green that hugged her legs and bottom like a glove . I think
she possible needed to check her rear view in the mirror when leaving as you
could often see a faint line of her tight knickers showing through . Well this
is the story, two of the children had complained to their parents that the
class often smelled of rotten eggs and was making them feel queasy as it was a
strong smell that seemed to cum and go for the whole day .
Anyway they had the caretaker in the class after school when
the class was empty and he was saying that he could not smell anything in the
class at all, he then tried to locate the smell whilst the kids and teacher
were in the class and then he got the smell it was like waves of it , at its
peak it smelled eggy, like eggs that had gone off for weeks it really was
overpowering at some points , he was convinced it was some food that had got
trapped somewhere behind a cupboard or under the floor tiles , but could not
understand why the smell was coming in waves and not present when the school
was empty .
It was after the 5th day of investigation when he had lifted
the floor, looked behind all the furniture against the wall with no success. He
then was behind the teachers desk and taking the screws out of the chalk board , Kelly was standing behind her desk and
he could not help but take a sneaky peak at Kelly bottom in the form fitting
trousers , it was then that the truth was revealed as he was looking at her
arse that was slightly sticking out , that he heard a very faint hissing coming
from the crack of Kelly trousers , followed by a heavy stink of rotten eggs .
Oh lord he thought all this time and the smell was Kelly constantly farting
throughout the day , it explained clearly why it did not smell after class.
He was going to have to go and tell the headmistress but how
was she going to deal with poor Kelly , he knew she was outspoken an blunt , so
it would be embarrassing to kelly to experience
for sure .
As assistant head I was called in and told to Ask kelly to
come to the headmistresses office at lunchtime ,I was also ordered to attend I
did not know what it was about , but guessed it was something to do with the
rotten egg smell in the classroom.
I went into the class and was met by a rich and thick stink
of rotten eggs , so strong your felt like you could chew on it , passed the
message to Kelly and she had a look of worried horror on her face , I said its
ok nothing to worry about I just think the head wants to tell you she has found
the source of the rotten egg smells .
Anyway lunchtime arrived and I went to the heads office for
the meeting with the head and Kelly , the head was already there but not kelly
, as the head always expected punctuality she was a little annoyed when kelly
arrived 15 minutes late . Kelly and me sat on the chairs opposite the head and
what was about to happen was going to be a total shocker , the head started by
saying that the caretaker had found the source of the smell, Kelly was going
really red and squirming in her chair but managed to say thats good was it some
rotten food caught behind something .
No the head said , please would you stand up Kelly , kelly
did this and in her mind knew what was coming , she stood up facing the head ,
but the head asked her to turn round so her arse was facing her . The head got
out of her chair and pointed at Kellys bottom and said the smell has been
coming from there all this time , why did you let us know this it would have
saved a lot of time and money .
The head carried on pointing at Kellys bum and said clearly do
you know you can see the outline of your knickers through those trousers .
continue PLEASE MESSAGE
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