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Tuesday, July 28, 2015

True story of the teacher and Rotten Eggs


I am the assistant head at a primary school in Kent , I work under a very tough headmistress in her sixties who just says what she thinks without remorse . Its about a teacher in her early thirties called Kelly who had recently moved from teaching first years to years sixes a few months ago at the start of the new term . She was a blonde with a modern bob and should I say it a sexy figure , she was taken to wearing tight fitting trousers not leggings usually blue or green that hugged her legs and bottom like a glove . I think she possible needed to check her rear view in the mirror when leaving as you could often see a faint line of her tight knickers showing through . Well this is the story, two of the children had complained to their parents that the class often smelled of rotten eggs and was making them feel queasy as it was a strong smell that seemed to cum and go for the whole day .
Anyway they had the caretaker in the class after school when the class was empty and he was saying that he could not smell anything in the class at all, he then tried to locate the smell whilst the kids and teacher were in the class and then he got the smell it was like waves of it , at its peak it smelled eggy, like eggs that had gone off for weeks it really was overpowering at some points , he was convinced it was some food that had got trapped somewhere behind a cupboard or under the floor tiles , but could not understand why the smell was coming in waves and not present when the school was empty .
It was after the 5th day of investigation when he had lifted the floor, looked behind all the furniture against the wall with no success. He then was behind the teachers desk and taking the screws out of the chalk  board , Kelly was standing behind her desk and he could not help but take a sneaky peak at Kelly bottom in the form fitting trousers , it was then that the truth was revealed as he was looking at her arse that was slightly sticking out , that he heard a very faint hissing coming from the crack of Kelly trousers , followed by a heavy stink of rotten eggs . Oh lord he thought all this time and the smell was Kelly constantly farting throughout the day , it explained clearly why it did not smell after class.
He was going to have to go and tell the headmistress but how was she going to deal with poor Kelly , he knew she was outspoken an blunt , so it would be embarrassing to kelly to experience  for sure .
As assistant head I was called in and told to Ask kelly to come to the headmistresses office at lunchtime ,I was also ordered to attend I did not know what it was about , but guessed it was something to do with the rotten egg smell in the classroom.
I went into the class and was met by a rich and thick stink of rotten eggs , so strong your felt like you could chew on it , passed the message to Kelly and she had a look of worried horror on her face , I said its ok nothing to worry about I just think the head wants to tell you she has found the source of the rotten egg smells .
Anyway lunchtime arrived and I went to the heads office for the meeting with the head and Kelly , the head was already there but not kelly , as the head always expected punctuality she was a little annoyed when kelly arrived 15 minutes late . Kelly and me sat on the chairs opposite the head and what was about to happen was going to be a total shocker , the head started by saying that the caretaker had found the source of the smell, Kelly was going really red and squirming in her chair but managed to say thats good was it some rotten food caught behind something .
No the head said , please would you stand up Kelly , kelly did this and in her mind knew what was coming , she stood up facing the head , but the head asked her to turn round so her arse was facing her . The head got out of her chair and pointed at Kellys bottom and said the smell has been coming from there all this time , why did you let us know this it would have saved a lot of time and money .
The head carried on pointing at Kellys bum and said clearly do you know you can see the outline of your knickers through those trousers .


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