True story of the teacher and Rotten Eggs

I am the assistant head at a primary school in Kent , I work under a very tough headmistress in her sixties who just says what she thinks without remorse . Its about a teacher in her early thirties called Kelly who had recently moved from teaching first years to years sixes a few months ago at the start of the new term . She was a blonde with a modern bob and should I say it a sexy figure , she was taken to wearing tight fitting trousers not leggings usually blue or green that hugged her legs and bottom like a glove . I think she possible needed to check her rear view in the mirror when leaving as you could often see a faint line of her tight knickers showing through . Well this is the story, two of the children had complained to their parents that the class often smelled of rotten eggs and was making them feel queasy as it was a strong smell that seemed to cum and go for the whole day .

Anyway they had the caretaker in the class after school when the class was empty and he was saying that he could not smell anything in the class at all, he then tried to locate the smell whilst the kids and teacher were in the class and then he got the smell it was like waves of it , at its peak it smelled eggy, like eggs that had gone off for weeks it really was overpowering at some points , he was convinced it was some food that had got trapped somewhere behind a cupboard or under the floor tiles , but could not understand why the smell was coming in waves and not present when the school was empty .

It was after the 5th day of investigation when he had lifted the floor, looked behind all the furniture against the wall with no success. He then was behind the teachers desk and taking the screws out of the chalk  board , Kelly was standing behind her desk and he could not help but take a sneaky peak at Kelly bottom in the form fitting trousers , it was then that the truth was revealed as he was looking at her arse that was slightly sticking out , that he heard a very faint hissing coming from the crack of Kelly trousers , followed by a heavy stink of rotten eggs . Oh lord he thought all this time and the smell was Kelly constantly farting throughout the day , it explained clearly why it did not smell after class.

He was going to have to go and tell the headmistress but how was she going to deal with poor Kelly , he knew she was outspoken an blunt , so it would be embarrassing to kelly to experience  for sure .

As assistant head I was called in and told to Ask kelly to come to the headmistresses office at lunchtime ,I was also ordered to attend I did not know what it was about , but guessed it was something to do with the rotten egg smell in the classroom.

I went into the class and was met by a rich and thick stink of rotten eggs , so strong your felt like you could chew on it , passed the message to Kelly and she had a look of worried horror on her face , I said its ok nothing to worry about I just think the head wants to tell you she has found the source of the rotten egg smells .

Anyway lunchtime arrived and I went to the heads office for the meeting with the head and Kelly , the head was already there but not kelly , as the head always expected punctuality she was a little annoyed when kelly arrived 15 minutes late . Kelly and me sat on the chairs opposite the head and what was about to happen was going to be a total shocker , the head started by saying that the caretaker had found the source of the smell, Kelly was going really red and squirming in her chair but managed to say thats good was it some rotten food caught behind something .

No the head said , please would you stand up Kelly , kelly did this and in her mind knew what was coming , she stood up facing the head , but the head asked her to turn round so her arse was facing her . The head got out of her chair and pointed at Kellys bottom and said the smell has been coming from there all this time , why did you let us know this it would have saved a lot of time and money .

The head carried on pointing at Kellys bum and said clearly do you know you can see the outline of your knickers through those trousers .

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Not so good for her but huge boner for me ( true story)

Ok night out with wife and her sister and her Husband and wife's Niece from Birmingham who was around 19 and as treat we were taking her out for Dinner whilst she was staying at wife's sister for weekend , Wife's sister Husband was driving as they have a 4 wheel drive so could fit us all in . We were also staying at the sisters so we parked outside and went into sister in laws house and went in to wait.

Her sister's Husband was down in the lounge but her sister and niece were still getting ready , around ten minutes later the niece came down lol what a babe never met her before but she was a medium sized brunette with a killer body , I am a big arse fan and what an arse she had it was full but pouty if that's the right word , especially in the black tight trousers leggings she was wearing , they were really tight and were showing her arse crack to perfection , also you could make out a very slight panty line in certain lights and if she bent slightly . So could not stop getting sneaky peaks at it through the night without wife seeing .

Anyway nice night without incident , sister in law was mighty drunk as usual , Niece had drunk a few but was only merry and had tried the peri peri chicken for the first time , towards the end she did mention her stomach was hurting slightly she also went to the toilet a 2 or 3 times in the last 20 minutes . Ok in the car for the 20 plus minute drive back to the sister in laws in the suburbs , the niece who was in the back with me and wife was noticeably squirming in her seat , she asked Paul my brother in law who was driving how long we had to go as she was feeling a little unwell. He said around 5 minutes , she continued squirming and finally we arrived at the sister in laws and parked in drive  , we got out and the Niece could not get out of the car quicker and stood near the door moving from one foot to the other .

Then it went wrong the sister in law who was reasonably drunk and stumbling and swaying , we got to the door and she then started going through her bag for the door keys , after about 2 minutes she announce they were not in her bag she must of left them in the restaurant toilet when she got her makeup out . I was annoyed as had visions of having to go all the way back to the restaurant on a hope someone was still there and her keys were there . Suddenly her niece was moaning she desperately needed to use the toilet like desperate  , Paul said to my wife to take her to the back of bushes so she could pee , as my wife approached she whispered in her ear that she needed to poop not wee . Ohh dear can you hold it a little longer my wife said and she said to my wife in her ear I got update on all this once the nonstop farting started  that if she could release some gas she might be able to but felt so embarrassed about it that she was clinging on to it with dear life . She also said that it was her tight leggings and knickers putting pressure on her bottom and stomach that was making it worse . Then she crossed her legs and her hand went to her bottom crack and clamped over where her bottom whole bottom hole must of been , then quickly after a huge fart exploded from her bottom , it was the sound of a fart that comes from tight clothing and it reeked of poo as pre poop farts usually do , after she let this one out they just kept coming her belly was hurting so she lost sense where she was an just kept letting them go one after another , really really ripe and meaty even in the open air.

She then announced in a voice of terror and desperation she was going to shit herself if she did not find a place to go really soon, Paul my brother in law suggested that she could go in the alley way at the side of their house . All he had to do was climb over and unlock from the other side. She moaned that could he hurry as accident was imminent . He got the gate open and she literally ran through the gate , with my wife following behind to help , my brother in law announced as this was happening that he was going to drive back to restaurant and get keys , sister in law was now sitting and falling asleep in the  doorway . My wife closed the gate behind her and I managed to find a whole in the gate to observe the whole thing , brother in law had gone , sister in law was passing out so let's see . Lucky for me the light from the neighbours window illuminated the alleyway enough to see everything no so lucky for the niece lol. She fumbled in desperation and managed to get her leggings of leaving her there in a very tight pair of lacy light cream tanga Knickers trying to disappear up her bottom ,  She bent forward and removed the knickers in one movement .

As soon as she got them past her horny bottom a fat turd powered by a fart shot out of her arse , followed by another , then another and another after 7 of them in quick succession they subsided my wife bent down to help her pull her knickers back up , the niece said no I don't thing I'm finished , then released a very airy fart and another fat turd poked out and slid out of her bottom slowly , followed by three more before she pushed one more time and a small turd slid out with a hot fart and she started crying saying how embarrassed she was pulling her knickers back up and then her leggings . She looked down at the hot pile of turds and said what shall we do with this I can't cope with Paul seeing this in the morning its gross . My wife agreed to help her clean them up in the morning before he gets up at the same time gagging and looking like very shocked this little person had pooped such a pile of shit .