Being a 25 year old black grown woman I can’t understand why a grown woman would shit on herself on purpose and post on the internet, I for the first time in my life accidently shit on myself the other day outside in front of my neighbors a man and a woman, I thought I just had to fart but it came out wet, and I couldn’t hide it because it ran down my leg! and I had on white shorts at the time! so I had to tell them I just shit on myself by accident! and that was the most embarrasing moment of my life, it is still hard for me to face them everyday but I have to go on with my life, I always wonder if they ever told anybody, I’m a regular black woman cute and fine, and I always fart in public but that was the first time that happened now I go be careful farting in public around certain people, I’m just glad I was at my apt and not really out in public, I don’t know how I could of dealt with that! I remember when I was watching Flavor of love and that girl Somethin shit on herself on TV, I know she still have a problem dealing with that shit! now I’m sort of in the same situation, but at least I wasn’t on TV! thank God! But I took a shower and washed my panties out right away because I didn’t wont my boyfriend to find the panties in the dirty clothes or in the trash with shit stains in them, How could I explain that to him, I see shit stains in his draws all the time and I’m always getting on his ass! but I know he’s a man and they have them all the time so I didn’t wont him to find mine, that would of gave him a reason to get on me, although my case was different. I shit on myself, he on the other hand just can’t wipe his ass good! I know how to wipe my ass! I still will never show my picture on the internet! shitting yourself is nasty and I hate that happened but I would never do it on purpose! but shit happens! this is my story!
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