Five More Accidents by Arthur Saxon meganeura@hotmail.com

Having been humiliated by a hilarious, well-rehearsed taunt on the football field, janitor and locker-room peeping tom Denis Whelk vows to take revenge. Acquiring an extremely powerful laxative, he succeeds in spiking the drinks of five of the cheerleaders. A few hours later, they all experience a sudden, uncontrollable bowel movement, and it is up to you to figure out what happened to each of the girls. Specifically, you will need to identify where each girl was when her accident happened, what she was wearing at the time, how big the bulge was (compared with various types of fruit), how long it was before she was able to empty out her panties, and how she reacted to her accident. To help you, at the bottom of the page is a chart that you can print out and fill in as you go. If you cannot see the table (the image server on this site can be temperamental), email me and I will send it to you. When you think you have all the correct answers, you can email them to me for a special prize: a short account of each accident as it unfolded, and what happened in the aftermath…

Here are the clues!

1. Erica's accident made her very anxious that she would get kicked off the bus while still ten miles away from home.
2. Rebecca's poo was larger than Gretchen's, but not as large as Wendy's.
3. The girl with a pineapple-sized bulge kept her messy panties on for three times as long as Melissa, who found her own accident rather amusing.
4. Wendy was highly embarrassed about her bulging panties, which her babydoll nightie completely failed to cover.
5. The girl who accidentally let out an apple-sized quantity of poo into her panties was neither at home nor at a restaurant at the time.
6. The girl who produced the biggest quantity of poo kept it in her panties longer than any of the other girls.
7. Melissa and Rebecca's accidents occurred when they were not in a car.
8. The orange-sized bulge belonged to the girl who was at a restaurant with her boyfriend. She was not wearing a tank-top or a nightie.
9. The girl with the grapefruit-sized bulge was at home playing cards with her brother and his friends when the accident struck.
10. The girl wearing a tank-top and panties produced the smallest bulge of all. She was neither amused nor excited by the experience.
11. Despite her horror at suddenly finding herself pooping in her panties, one girl (who was not Rebecca) kept her messy panties on for two hours afterwards.
12. The hemline of Rebecca's figure-hugging microdress was even higher than that of the microskirt worn by a girl with a five-letter name.
13. The girl who had an accident at a party kept her messy panties on for longer than Rebecca did, but she was not amused about it.
14. The pineapple-sized bulge sagged a highly obvious four inches or so beneath its wearer's microskirt. Fortunately it remained in her panties for under an hour.
15. Melissa was not at a restaurant when her accident happened, and she did not produce the most poo.
16. The girl with the biggest bulge was not in the car when she had her accident.





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