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As most of you probably know, I was recently in a bike accident. I'm ok except for a few minor injuries, including a badly bruised tail bone. Anyways, I'm on some pain medication that has me sooooooo constipated!!! The incident was on July 16th, and I've only pooped once since then! I have a check up at the hospital later today and I think I'm going to have the doctors help me get my poop out. I've had that done to me before and the way my local hospital does it is very painful. I'll post about it when it happens.
Take care(:
--Shane
Brandon T
To: Alley as always another great story it sounds like you may have learned your lesson not to drink so much but its always good to drink lots of water on hot days also so you kinded have to take the good with the bad and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.
To: Noelle first welcome to the site and great story it sounds like you had quite the time I bet you learned from this event not do get so high next time and it sucks you got bad diaper rash and a bladder infection and please post anymore stories you may have thanks.
To: Tia as always another great set of stories it sounds you had another great poop at walmart and great story about your tough poop i hate those random small chunks that dont want to come out they are anoying sometimes you have to help them along and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.
To: Thirty Something Female first welcome and as always another great story it sounds like you were beyond desperate to pee I know that it happened to me a couple months ago I held it to long and peed myself trying to make it to a bathroom and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.
To: Shana as always another great story it sounds like you had a very good poop and felt pretty great afterwards I bet squatting helped get it all out as well and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.
To: Heidi as always another great story it sounds like you and your friend Emily both had great poop especialy her I bet she felt great finaly being able to go and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.
To: Just A Girl as always another great set of stories it sounds like you were having a rough time but at least you made it to the toilet every time without having an accident and I hope your stomache feels better soon and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.
To: Annie maybe an enema will help you out and I hope your able to poop soon and I look forward to your next post thanks.
Starting there is a festival going on in my town which means porta poties which also means I may have a few stories to tell im crossing my fingers and hoping I get lucky and hear some good stuff worth posting.
Well thats all for now.
Sincerly Brandon T
PS. I love this site
Heidi
Alley
Mr. Clogs
Age: 32
Gender: Male
1. On average, how often do you have to piss a day? Usually 6 to 7 times a day. I pee in the morning when I get up, 2-3 times after I had my 2 cups of coffee and when I have to take a dump I usually pee as well. After lunch, after dinner, before bed and in the middle of the night.
2. On average, when you piss, what colour is your urine? Usually light yellow, sometimes golden yellow in the morning when I get up from bed.
3. Do you have to piss at this very moment while taking this survey? No
4. What type of beverages do you usually sip? (i.e coffee, water, soda, tea, juice, liquor, milk, etc.) All above, it depends how much I drink.
5. Do certain types of beverages make you have to piss more frequently than normal? Usually coffee and water and beer. With the combination of water and coffee or beer and a glass of water, ahh man!!!
6. If so, what beverages might those be? Coffee, beer and water.
7. Would you describe your bladder as weak, normal, or strong? I guess normal. When I have to go I have to go.
8. Have you ever had an accident where you pissed on yourself? Close to it.
9. Have you ever pissed on yourself deliberately? Fun I would say so.
10. Do you wipe after you piss? No, just shake it if you know what I mean.
11. Have you ever drank an excessive amount of liquids just to make yourself piss frequently? Yes.
12. Have you ever pissed outside? Yes
13. Have you ever pissed in something other than a toilet? Yes, you know I like to. See my past posts and I love peeing into cups, jars, bottles. It's so much fun and something we're not suppose to. I like to read posts about people peeing into something other than a toilet.
14. If so, where or what did you piss in? In my bedroom into cups I keep by my bedside to urinate into, glass containers such as jars, cups.
I like the glass because it's somewhat sanitary and easily to clean.
15. Have you ever pissed in the shower or bath? Yes
16. Have you ever pissed in a swimming pool? Yes
17. Have you ever pissed in a natural body of water such as an ocean, lake, river? No
Females:
18. Have you ever pissed in a urinal?
19. Have you ever pissed standing up?
Males:
20. Do you prefer to use the urinal, toilets, or it doesn't matter? It doesn't matter
21. Have you ever pissed sitting down? Yes, especially if I have to take a dump, do a #2, making brownies, you know take a shit.
That's all for now. Catch you all later.
Mr. Clogs
Becca
To Heidi: Mary certain did do a big poop that day. She told me she had been constipated and hadn't been for 3 days.
Mary stayed over at my house last night. This morning we both had to do a number two. We went to the bathroom together and I went first. I peed for a long time before passing a short piece. I passed another piece similar and then I was done. I wiped once in the front and four times in back.
After I got up, we examined my poop. It was two pieces, one four inches and the other three inches. I flushed and Mary sat down. Right away there was a plop. She peed while I could hear another piece crackling as it came out. It fell into the water with kind of a floomp sound. She continued to pee for a little longer. She stopped peeing and there was another plop. Then she wiped once starting in the front and going to the back. She wiped two more times only in the back.
Her poop consisted of a very short piece, probably only a inch and a longer one six inches or so. Then her longest one was about a foot long.
Later that afternoon, we went to the swimming pool and swam for the full two hour session. After we had finished, I had to go number two again. We changed back into our clothes and Mary left to wait for me outside as I got in line for the toilet. I was behind one other girl and a mom with young twins I'd say three years old or so. One of the two stalls opened fairly quickly, and the mom let the other girl go first, opting to wait for the handicapped stall. The girl went in. A few minutes went by before the handicapped stall came available and the mom and twins went in. Shortly after that, the girl came out of her stall and it was my turn.
I sat down but my need to go had gone away some. I continued to sit, hoping it would return. I listened to the mom in the other stall as her girls both peed and then she said "Good job. Now mommy has to do a poopy."
As I listened to her sit down and start pooping right away, my own need came back. I was able to push out a single firm piece. I only had to wipe my butt one time. The mom sounded like she was having a lot of small pieces and would be a while. I quickly looked in the toilet and saw my nine inch long piece. I flushed it away and left as the mom was still going.
A.W.
Christine, great pee accident story. You did great for holding as long as you did. If you have anymore accident stories, please write them :)
oldpoop
How about it--Do any of you have similar false alarms frequently? You feel full and ready to poop, but when you sit down all you get is gas.
Jeremy
On that note, I got quite lucky and found a girlfriend who has a very voluminous bladder, and on top of that, is okay with me listening to her pee. She usually pees only twice per day, in the morning and then not again until she gets home from work.
I asked her if she'd be willing to measure how much she pees, and she agreed. A few days ago, she came home from work and we went to the bathroom, where I had already set up a wide-mouthed, transparent, one liter container. She took off her pants and panties and squatted over the container and began to pee.
Her stream started off a weak trickle before suddenly changing into a roaring waterfall. I don't know exactly how long it took, but I'd guess no more than 30 seconds had passed before she had filled the container over half way and she was still peeing a lot. She kept peeing and when it got close to spilling over the brim, she cut off her flow. I dumped the container in the toilet and replaced it between her legs and she started back up again.
Once she had reached the quarter filled mark a second time, her pee stream wavered and died off. When she was fully finished, the container was filled to just past the 300ml mark.
I read somewhere that the average bladder capacity is about a liter, but she had just peed over 1300ml. Plus, it now occurs to me that she wasn't even really bursting to go. I bet if stretched to her absolute maximum, she could hold 2 liters.
Friday, July 27, 2012
Little Mandi
I bought a bottle of prune juice today. Next week when I have some free time I'm going to drink a lot and see what happend. I think I could use a clean out but I don't want to do an enema and I'm kinda nervous about taking a laxative.
Now for some more surveys. I enjoy those.
Mrs.Toilet Trooper's
Urination Survey
Age: 20
Gender: Female
1. On average, how often do you have to piss a day?
On average I'd say about 5 times a day.
2. On average, when you piss, what colour is your urine?
Normal yellow or clear if I drink a lot of water.
3. Do you have to piss at this very moment while taking this survey?
Nope
4. What type of beverages do you usually sip? (i.e coffee, water, soda, tea, juice, liquor, milk, etc.)
I mainly drink Water,coffee,soda,iced tea,vitamin water and gatorade.
5. Do certain types of beverages make you have to piss more frequently than normal? Only 1.
6. If so, what beverages might those be?
Coffee. It goes right through me.
7. Would you describe your bladder as weak, normal, or strong?
Strong. I could hold it for hours if I had to.
8. Have you ever had an accident where you pissed on yourself?
I've only once fully peed myself.
9. Have you ever pissed on yourself deliberately?
Not a full pee. Only some small squirts.
10. Do you wipe after you piss?
Always.
11. Have you ever drank an excessive amount of liquids just to make yourself piss frequently?
No
12. Have you ever pissed outside?
No
13. Have you ever pissed in something other than a toilet?
No
14. If so, where or what did you piss in?
I tried to pee in a maxi pad one time.
15. Have you ever pissed in the shower or bath?
Yes
16. Have you ever pissed in a swimming pool?
I don't think so.
17. Have you ever pissed in a natural body of water such as an ocean, lake, river?
Yes I've peed in the Ocean and Bay many times.
Females:
18. Have you ever pissed in a urinal?
No
19. Have you ever pissed standing up?
No
Males:
20. Do you prefer to use the urinal, toilets, or it doesn't matter?
21. Have you ever pissed sitting down?
Lorraine's
Take care(:
--Shane
Brandon T
comments & stuff
To: Karen im glad your feeling better and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.To: Alley as always another great story it sounds like you may have learned your lesson not to drink so much but its always good to drink lots of water on hot days also so you kinded have to take the good with the bad and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.
To: Noelle first welcome to the site and great story it sounds like you had quite the time I bet you learned from this event not do get so high next time and it sucks you got bad diaper rash and a bladder infection and please post anymore stories you may have thanks.
To: Tia as always another great set of stories it sounds you had another great poop at walmart and great story about your tough poop i hate those random small chunks that dont want to come out they are anoying sometimes you have to help them along and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.
To: Thirty Something Female first welcome and as always another great story it sounds like you were beyond desperate to pee I know that it happened to me a couple months ago I held it to long and peed myself trying to make it to a bathroom and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.
To: Shana as always another great story it sounds like you had a very good poop and felt pretty great afterwards I bet squatting helped get it all out as well and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.
To: Heidi as always another great story it sounds like you and your friend Emily both had great poop especialy her I bet she felt great finaly being able to go and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.
To: Just A Girl as always another great set of stories it sounds like you were having a rough time but at least you made it to the toilet every time without having an accident and I hope your stomache feels better soon and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.
To: Annie maybe an enema will help you out and I hope your able to poop soon and I look forward to your next post thanks.
Starting there is a festival going on in my town which means porta poties which also means I may have a few stories to tell im crossing my fingers and hoping I get lucky and hear some good stuff worth posting.
Well thats all for now.
Sincerly Brandon T
PS. I love this site
Heidi
7th Story
So it's late and I have the urge to have a poo. I don't have anything exciting that is going to happen so I thought I would do this live and have it more detailed then usual. I'm in my room and wearing a grey sweater,black yoga pants,tight red panties, and pink socks. Let's go to the toilet. Pulled my bottoms down to my knees and I'm sitting down. There my shirt got tucked in with my bum had to fix that. Moved my bum up a bit because it was sank into the hole to much. Starting to pee. Finished. Alright just pushing a little bit. I like to relax and enjoy the moment. My favorite part is before my poop when I can feel it and my bum is all tightened up on the seat. Been 5 minutes I should feel it any second. Yep I feel it. I lean over more for this part. Sliding out smooth and easy. That was relieving. Going to sit for a second. Let out a small fart. Another one. Whoa big fart eek. Alright this one is 7" long and very thick. Another big fart. Grabbing 5 sheets and first wipe. Second wipe. Third wipe. And fourth wipe for my front. That feels better. Flushed. Standing up. Pull my bottoms back up. Washing my hands. Alright that's about it hopefully I have something happen next time or else I'll just do this live again bye.Alley
I didn'tmake it
Brandon T: I didn't make it. My Tinkle fell all over me feet leegs and on the floor. Thank youfor your concerned response :)Mr. Clogs
Reply to Mrs. Toilet Trooper's Urination survey
Here's my response to Mrs. Toilet Trooper's urination survey.Age: 32
Gender: Male
1. On average, how often do you have to piss a day? Usually 6 to 7 times a day. I pee in the morning when I get up, 2-3 times after I had my 2 cups of coffee and when I have to take a dump I usually pee as well. After lunch, after dinner, before bed and in the middle of the night.
2. On average, when you piss, what colour is your urine? Usually light yellow, sometimes golden yellow in the morning when I get up from bed.
3. Do you have to piss at this very moment while taking this survey? No
4. What type of beverages do you usually sip? (i.e coffee, water, soda, tea, juice, liquor, milk, etc.) All above, it depends how much I drink.
5. Do certain types of beverages make you have to piss more frequently than normal? Usually coffee and water and beer. With the combination of water and coffee or beer and a glass of water, ahh man!!!
6. If so, what beverages might those be? Coffee, beer and water.
7. Would you describe your bladder as weak, normal, or strong? I guess normal. When I have to go I have to go.
8. Have you ever had an accident where you pissed on yourself? Close to it.
9. Have you ever pissed on yourself deliberately? Fun I would say so.
10. Do you wipe after you piss? No, just shake it if you know what I mean.
11. Have you ever drank an excessive amount of liquids just to make yourself piss frequently? Yes.
12. Have you ever pissed outside? Yes
13. Have you ever pissed in something other than a toilet? Yes, you know I like to. See my past posts and I love peeing into cups, jars, bottles. It's so much fun and something we're not suppose to. I like to read posts about people peeing into something other than a toilet.
14. If so, where or what did you piss in? In my bedroom into cups I keep by my bedside to urinate into, glass containers such as jars, cups.
I like the glass because it's somewhat sanitary and easily to clean.
15. Have you ever pissed in the shower or bath? Yes
16. Have you ever pissed in a swimming pool? Yes
17. Have you ever pissed in a natural body of water such as an ocean, lake, river? No
Females:
18. Have you ever pissed in a urinal?
19. Have you ever pissed standing up?
Males:
20. Do you prefer to use the urinal, toilets, or it doesn't matter? It doesn't matter
21. Have you ever pissed sitting down? Yes, especially if I have to take a dump, do a #2, making brownies, you know take a shit.
That's all for now. Catch you all later.
Mr. Clogs
Becca
To Heidi: Mary certain did do a big poop that day. She told me she had been constipated and hadn't been for 3 days.
Mary stayed over at my house last night. This morning we both had to do a number two. We went to the bathroom together and I went first. I peed for a long time before passing a short piece. I passed another piece similar and then I was done. I wiped once in the front and four times in back.
After I got up, we examined my poop. It was two pieces, one four inches and the other three inches. I flushed and Mary sat down. Right away there was a plop. She peed while I could hear another piece crackling as it came out. It fell into the water with kind of a floomp sound. She continued to pee for a little longer. She stopped peeing and there was another plop. Then she wiped once starting in the front and going to the back. She wiped two more times only in the back.
Her poop consisted of a very short piece, probably only a inch and a longer one six inches or so. Then her longest one was about a foot long.
Later that afternoon, we went to the swimming pool and swam for the full two hour session. After we had finished, I had to go number two again. We changed back into our clothes and Mary left to wait for me outside as I got in line for the toilet. I was behind one other girl and a mom with young twins I'd say three years old or so. One of the two stalls opened fairly quickly, and the mom let the other girl go first, opting to wait for the handicapped stall. The girl went in. A few minutes went by before the handicapped stall came available and the mom and twins went in. Shortly after that, the girl came out of her stall and it was my turn.
I sat down but my need to go had gone away some. I continued to sit, hoping it would return. I listened to the mom in the other stall as her girls both peed and then she said "Good job. Now mommy has to do a poopy."
As I listened to her sit down and start pooping right away, my own need came back. I was able to push out a single firm piece. I only had to wipe my butt one time. The mom sounded like she was having a lot of small pieces and would be a while. I quickly looked in the toilet and saw my nine inch long piece. I flushed it away and left as the mom was still going.
A.W.
Re: Tinkle at the fair
Hey Alley, great story! It was strange how ur friend made u wait to go pee lol. Hope u have more stories to come!Christine, great pee accident story. You did great for holding as long as you did. If you have anymore accident stories, please write them :)
oldpoop
false alarms
The past month or so I have had more false alarms than usual--times I would feel a full rectum but sit down on the toilet only to pass gas with no bowel movement. That happened again twice yesterday. The first time was mid-morning; the second time, I got up in the middle of lunch, excused myself, and went into the bathroom knowing I really had to poop; sat down, blasted out a couple of long farts, and pushed for the b.m., only to havee the full feeling go away. I went back and finished my lunch. Since I had already had a good early-morning movement, I was not worried about constipation. Later on in the afternoon, we went to our local grocery store, and I felt the sensation again. This time I could actually feel a turd pushing against my anus, so I again excused myself and went into the store's nice new bathroom. I sometimes carry a small mirror with me, and I used it to watch myself as I had a large slow bowel movement, several thick solid pieces 4-5" long each and a couple of smaller ones, a nice satisfying poop. But I wondered why that time was different from the earlier false alarms. Perhaps I am not drinking enough water to bulk up the stools.How about it--Do any of you have similar false alarms frequently? You feel full and ready to poop, but when you sit down all you get is gas.
Jeremy
Girlfriend's amazing bladder capacity
I appear to be in the minority on this site, being someone who prefers peeing stories over ones about pooping. It seems to me that back in the days (from what I can tell from the archives anyway), there was a mixture of peeing and pooping stories. Now, it's shifted to almost exclusively pooping. To each his/her own, I suppose, but I know what I like...On that note, I got quite lucky and found a girlfriend who has a very voluminous bladder, and on top of that, is okay with me listening to her pee. She usually pees only twice per day, in the morning and then not again until she gets home from work.
I asked her if she'd be willing to measure how much she pees, and she agreed. A few days ago, she came home from work and we went to the bathroom, where I had already set up a wide-mouthed, transparent, one liter container. She took off her pants and panties and squatted over the container and began to pee.
Her stream started off a weak trickle before suddenly changing into a roaring waterfall. I don't know exactly how long it took, but I'd guess no more than 30 seconds had passed before she had filled the container over half way and she was still peeing a lot. She kept peeing and when it got close to spilling over the brim, she cut off her flow. I dumped the container in the toilet and replaced it between her legs and she started back up again.
Once she had reached the quarter filled mark a second time, her pee stream wavered and died off. When she was fully finished, the container was filled to just past the 300ml mark.
I read somewhere that the average bladder capacity is about a liter, but she had just peed over 1300ml. Plus, it now occurs to me that she wasn't even really bursting to go. I bet if stretched to her absolute maximum, she could hold 2 liters.
Friday, July 27, 2012
Little Mandi
Annoying poops and surveys
My poops have been kind of annoying lately. I sit on the toilet give my little push to get started and it'll start to come out normal then I'll get this slight pain in my butt. When I feel it I stop my poop from coming out then let it out slower till its finally all out. Its getting annoying. Maybe its from my poops being too hard. I never push too hard so it can't be from that.I bought a bottle of prune juice today. Next week when I have some free time I'm going to drink a lot and see what happend. I think I could use a clean out but I don't want to do an enema and I'm kinda nervous about taking a laxative.
Now for some more surveys. I enjoy those.
Mrs.Toilet Trooper's
Urination Survey
Age: 20
Gender: Female
1. On average, how often do you have to piss a day?
On average I'd say about 5 times a day.
2. On average, when you piss, what colour is your urine?
Normal yellow or clear if I drink a lot of water.
3. Do you have to piss at this very moment while taking this survey?
Nope
4. What type of beverages do you usually sip? (i.e coffee, water, soda, tea, juice, liquor, milk, etc.)
I mainly drink Water,coffee,soda,iced tea,vitamin water and gatorade.
5. Do certain types of beverages make you have to piss more frequently than normal? Only 1.
6. If so, what beverages might those be?
Coffee. It goes right through me.
7. Would you describe your bladder as weak, normal, or strong?
Strong. I could hold it for hours if I had to.
8. Have you ever had an accident where you pissed on yourself?
I've only once fully peed myself.
9. Have you ever pissed on yourself deliberately?
Not a full pee. Only some small squirts.
10. Do you wipe after you piss?
Always.
11. Have you ever drank an excessive amount of liquids just to make yourself piss frequently?
No
12. Have you ever pissed outside?
No
13. Have you ever pissed in something other than a toilet?
No
14. If so, where or what did you piss in?
I tried to pee in a maxi pad one time.
15. Have you ever pissed in the shower or bath?
Yes
16. Have you ever pissed in a swimming pool?
I don't think so.
17. Have you ever pissed in a natural body of water such as an ocean, lake, river?
Yes I've peed in the Ocean and Bay many times.
Females:
18. Have you ever pissed in a urinal?
No
19. Have you ever pissed standing up?
No
Males:
20. Do you prefer to use the urinal, toilets, or it doesn't matter?
21. Have you ever pissed sitting down?
Lorraine's
