Real girl fart experiences thread.
So I thought it would be a good idea to make a threat of memorable and
notable times that we have heard/experienced girls farting in real life either
with your gf's/signifficant other or girls you don't even know. It can be as
personal as you want. Somewhere where we can share our personal experiences.
I'll start with one memorable experience I had that sticks in my mind. It must
have been a year or two ago, I was at work in this office with two other girls
sitting at computers. One of the girls gets up and goes to her bag which was at
the other side of the room which was on the floor, she kneels down so she's
crouching and starts rummaging around in it. Seconds later, I'm hit by this
fart smell which I can only describe as very hot and spicy which literally
spreads around the room and lingers for a good minute or two. I know it must
have been her and she was just looking for the best way to let it out silently.
She was white, in her early 20's, dark brown straight her in a ponytail and
quite a skinny build. Cute in my opinion.
What are your experiences?
I had a female friend through college.
Salt of the earth kind of person, 20, About 5"5, DD's, peachy ass. Always
wore leggings you could see her underwear through.
We were very friendly with each other, and a lot of social barriers were
non-existent with us. I'd pick her frequent wedgies out, and we'd joke about
how her boobs got noticeably huge when on her period.
She was a frequent burper, earth shakers - her younger sister too. She never
had to force them, they were all natural.
I tried to get her to fart or talk about them, but she always insisted she
never did - it all came out in burps.
One day, I was at hers doing an assignment with her. She was sitting on her
cheap computer chair, me on a stool next to her at her PC.
I noticed her rubbing her stomach gently with her free hand in between typing,
she always had a belly but it looked a little bigger that day - her t shirt was
quite taught.
She'd burped a couple times already, both while my face was next to hers (when
you got to know her she was very relaxed around you). I remember her burps
always ad an odour.
Later on we were talking through some points and she began going a little
quiet, wearing a look of discomfort on her face.
I wanted to push her and ask her what's wrong, but I thought better of it and
ignored it.
A little later as we sat close she was talking and went quiet for a short
moment. She then leaned herself slightly away from me to her right, so her butt
was pointing at me with her left leg slight raised.
She then released a fart that sounded pretty much identical to the first one of
the video, but a little longer and wetter:
It was a completely natural fart that she didn't have to
push, and afterward she let out a very relieved, quiet sigh and with a quaint
voice whispered,
"That was it" (something she'd sometimes say after a throaty
burp).
She leaned back in toward me, her arm touching mine again, and said nothing of
it, despite the musky cloud of egg that was engulfing us.
And that was the one and only time I witnessed her fart.
I have so many stories. I’ve dated three very farty girls,
spent most of my twenties living with female friends and briefly worked with a
teenage girl who was obsessed with farting around me/on me and trying to make
me smell them.
But if I’m gonna give you guys one story it’ll be my ex from about ten years
ago. She was he first girlfriend I had that openly farted around me. She
revelled in her ability to stink up a room and she would fart around almost
anybody. We were friends before we dated (met her through another ex) and once
she started making jokes about farting I knew I had to have her. One night she
came home from a 5 day festival, I was waiting at her flat for her when she
came back. Almost as soon as she came through the door I gave her a hug and she
tumbled out this long eggy fart mid-hug. We both laughed and she said she’d
been holding it in on the 5 hour drive back because she didn’t know some of the
people in the car and knew it was going to be a bad one.
a little later after dinner she asked for a massage, she’d farted a couple more
times after then and taken a bath, told me she’d been farting in the bath loads
and laughed about how farty she was tonight. She sat on the wooden floor in
front of me and I started to massage her shoulders. After awhile she leaned to
her right and rumbled the hard wooden floor. We both laughed. These farts stank
like an eggy sewer. She asked me to pass her one of the cushions from the sofa
because the floor was hurting her bum so I did. For the next hour she absolutely
punished that cushion. She must have unleashed 11 or 12 farts into it. Leaning
both ways or just straight away powering the farts directly into it. They
stank. At this point we stopped acknowledging them. When she went upstairs to
get ready for bed I picked up he cushion to put it back and obviously gave it a
sniff. It absolutely stank of her farts. I stayed downstairs for about ten more
minutes watching tv and occasionally sniffing it again. It still stank when I
left to go to bed that night. She did a couple more in bed later on and wafted
the smell towards me, one of them was so rotten that I couldn’t even stand it
and had to trap it under the bed cover
I'm lucky enough to say that I've met up with 4 different
women who have this fetish, 3 last year and one semi recently. It would
honestly be bragging and getting into Vector territory if I went through each
girl and the number of times I met up with them, but I'll write my favorite
experience. Pretty sure I mentioned it before but oh well.
I am a sucker for yoga pants and bassy farts. There's something about a soft
juicy ass dropping deep bombs that makes me cum like nothing else. This one
girl, let's call her Tina, had the perfect ass. Half white half Hispanic (I
think?) with brown shortish hair, not great tits but I don't care about that.
This was our second time meeting up and she wore black leggings this time. I
was very excited.
She said she didn't really eat much gassy food which made me worried, so we
were both lying on my bed awkward cuddling. I'll be honest, personality wise
she was an odd one but a nice girl. After about 20 minutes of forced small talk
and snuggling she said "wait, I feel something".
I went into "director" mode and asked her if she could get on her
stomach. Then I began massaging her back and working my way to that sweet, soft
ass. "Ok it's here,". Her farts last time had been fine so I wasn't
expecting much. I brought my nose in close and had both palms against her
cheeks with my fingers lightly gripping them.
She let out a super deep and musical sounding fart. It was one of those ones
that starts low and vibrates up a few times, a good sign that she has a relaxed
butthole and is passing a lot of gas through it. I involuntarily moaned and it
smelled exactly like pizza. I was in heaven.
I'm gonna upload a video but this time obscure my face and
put a filter so you can kind of see how I was gripping her ass (she would die
if this got out so I will never show her face); she had such a meaty butt and
her farts were effortlessly big. That specific fart is one loud one and then
after I moan you can hear this relaxed puff in my nose. It was delicious. If I
sound like a perv in that it's because I was in pure pervy bliss.
This went on for HOURS (edit: not Vector hours- she probably farted
about 9 or 10 times over a 2 hour period but each one was so deep and yummy I
appreciated the shit out of them) . At one point I was on my knees and she
pressed her butt against my dick and let out I want to say 6 tuba-esque farts
against me in a row. She moaned at one point "that feels so good coming
out" and I could have died there. If that became a groundhog day for the
rest of my life I would be happy.
She went ghost a few months ago but I can't even be mad because she gave me one
of the greatest experiences with this fetish ever.
