Friday , so excited to go out after work so was a little
absent minded packing gym bag for yoga class after work I go to before going to
club with girls from work , I usually wear something smart but sexy if going
out after work if I'm also going yoga so I don't have to pack yoga stuff and
going out clothes , so best knickers Brazilian cream lace and kneed length
skirt and blouse . Packet of windeze for the gas I always get at yoga class and
off I go . 5pm and yeahh out of work , tell the girls just got to go to yoga
and will meet them at club in town. Arrived at yoga excited for night out and
dig out my yoga pants but to my horror no spare knickers to wear under them, dilemma
very tight yoga pants and no panties or panties that I would have to wear out
also. My yoga pants are tight and with no Knicks I would get extreme chaffing
of my lady bits and terrible front camel toe not a good look as teacher is
male. So its panties on and hope they were not to sweaty for tonight . Other
issue not my usual gym panties so also a little tight and cut high across my
bottom.
Half way through the class my Knicks were riding up my bum
and very sweaty and damp awful uncomfortable giving me the urge to pick them
out my bum constantly.
Anyway back in changing
room off with my yoga pants and knickers that are completely clung to my bum
and lady parts , in the shower and then do my hair makeup up. on with my skirt
and then the decision commando or sweaty knickers all night , ass the skirt was
a little short I went with the Knicks. Although a little dryer still very
sweaty knickers they at least would cover my dignity if I got to drunk and
flashed, as I pulled them up they immediately clung to me bum and lady parts
like a damp glove . Then the feeling of
slight gas in my tummy building I went in my bag from the windiest to my horror
forgot these also , ohm dear an uncomfortable night it's going to be . Anyway
left all my gym back and made my way to the station in town , when already my
damp knickers were finding their way into my bum crack and feeling very
uncomfortable to say the least , I ducked down a quite side street a couple of
times to release the sticky cotton from my bum crack. Why is it when knickers
get sweaty they ride up and cling to everything , near the station I also had
the joys of gas brewing and arriving at my bottom whole with building pressure
. Last wedgies pull before the club resulted in an airy far as my knickers came
out my bum.
At the club it was a lot of visits to the ladies to unwedgie
my knickers and pass some farts , this was until the booze kicked in and the
knickers up my bum were less uncomfortable and farting on the dance floor
through them was no issue , the load music covered any noise and the foul odour
could have been anyone's . A little more drunk and couldn't remember anymore
really until I got a call from aniline my mate who was killing herself laughing
and then told me what I was doing in the last hour at the club. I was raising
my skirt in the booth where we had our drinks and showing my bum saying that I
had worn these knickers to yoga and they were very dirty , some boys from the
other booth were getting and eyeful off them , I was pulling them tighter up my
bottom and saying this is where they want to go so why not . I was also when
sitting down in booth occasionally spreading my legs slightly and farting and
telling my mates that my knickers were dirty enough why not fart in them and
how warm it felt and how I had been farting all night on the dance floor and
that was the smell everyone was moaning about.
