Hi. I posted recently saying I'd do it again soon. After today's poo, I
thought I'd do it. Anyways, for lunch today my mother decided to order
food from my birthplace of China. It's surprising how a woman can visit a
place countless times and still not know how to cook the food from
there (Keep in mind that my parents aren't Chinese, just myself and my
siblings are). Anyways, I ate some delicious lo-mein. About an hour
after eating, my mother decided to take me to the mall. In the car, my
stomach began to make noises. I was in the back of the car, and I
decided to let gas out of my stomach. The poots were silent and fairly
stinky. One poot I had to push out, which made a noise. I started to
giggle, fanning my face. My mother looked... Grossed out. Anyways, the
car smelled like sewage. When I got to the mall, I started to feel bad.
My stomach was aching & rumbling, along with constant gas. I had to
keep walking to make sure no one heard me or knew that it was me passing
gas. After checking out about two stores, I told my mom that my stomach
hurt and that I was going to have to use the public restroom. She told
me I could go and to meet her at the food court when I was done.
Anyways, I walked to the bathroom. Three to four stalls of seven were
occupied. I decided to sit two stalls over from the next person. As
always, I pulled my thong and shorts down to my ankles. When I sat down,
I heard a tiny poot coming from me. Shortly afterwards, I felt like I
had exploded. I let out a humongous fart followed by loud, smaller
farts. In between poots I heard what sounded like liquid coming out of
me. I sighed and began to unravel a piece of toilet paper. I had it
wrapped around my hand, but before I was going to wipe, along came
another big poot. I began sweating. I was embarassed. That wasn't what
caused the sweat though. I was sick. And then the door opened. It was
someone on the phone. It turned out to be one of the popular girls. I
tried to make sure she didn't see me. She sat down in the stall next to
me and hung up her phone. Her pants weren't anklewith, so I guessed she
wasn't going to poo. I was wrong. I heard a pre-poo fart and cracking,
followed by a plop. I was intrigued by this. I wasn't as afraid of
taking this dump in front of this girl as a was a few seconds ago. On
the toilet I could've sworn I nearly passed out, yet somehow I got the
energy to wipe myself. I probably wiped about 20 times before having a
clean butt. I then flushed. The popular girl was still on the toilet. I
went to wash my hands when I heard a flush. The popular girl's stall
opened. She smiled and waved at me. I was a bit embarassed but at the
same time comforted. I looked at myself in the mirror. I was a lot paler
that usual. I went to the food court to talk to my mother. She
commented on how long I took. I shrugged it off and told her that we
needed to go, as I needed rest.
Shelbi
Thank you
Thanks for the responses guys. I forgot to mention I introduced myself on page 2281
I'll post again soon. :)
To Molly and Tina
Post Title (optional) From Phil
Question to both of you:
If your pee steams shoots straight ahead instead of down when you
are sitting on the toilet and you are worried about peeing between the
seat and the bowl, what do you then do if you are in a public restroom
and you have to hover above the toilet because the seat is too dirty to
seat on?
Aren't you worried about flooding the place?
I'd be curious to know....
Phil
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Paige
Diarrhea
Hi my name is Paige, im 22 5'1 with brown hair. So today I was at
school, during 4th period, and I was talking to my friend tanner. All of
the sudden by
???? starts to ache. My friend asked me if I was
okay, so I said yes to keep from embarrassment. Later that day at my
house tanner and I were watching a movie in my room. Half way through
the movie I had to fart so I did, it was no big deal. Less then a minute
later, I felt the need to poop really bad but it hurt to move. So I
asked tanner to help me to the toilet, I didn't even get out of the bed
and farted again, this time it felt wet. So I asked him to carry me to
the bathroom. As soon as we got there he put me down and pulled my
panties down and say me on the toilet. I waited to see if he would leave
but he knew I was hurting so he wasn't going to leave. The about
fifteen seconds later I farted and blast of poop came out of my butt, it
felt so good! The next day, we were cuddled. Up together and he had to
poop so he went for about ten minutes, and I was starting to hurt again.
So I knocked on the door. And he was about done and I could come in, I
couldn't make it in time to get to the toilet, I stopped and pooped all
over the floor. The last time was Saturday when we went to the movies, I
had just had a big poop but I really needed to go again, so since me
and him were the only two in the movie. I pulled down my shorts and
panties and let out a giant poop, about 2 inches wide and 4 inches long.
After that my
???? felt so much better, we went home that night
and had a great time in bed. He's the best. But anyways have a nice time
fellow poopers!!
P>
Pee Survey
1. On average, how many times a day do you pee?
2. Do you ever wake up in the middle of the night to pee?
3. Do you ever fart when you pee?
4. Do you ever pee when you poop? If so, is it before, during, or after the poop comes out?
5. Is your pee stream loud when you pee?
6. How long does your stream usually last?
7. Ladies, do you ever not wipe after you pee?
8. What do you do when you're desperate to pee?
9. Are you open to others about peeing (example- telling a friend you have to pee)?
10. Would you ever let anyone watch you pee?
Tyler
One Family's Kids.....Another Family's Kids.....Constipated
I know that there are a ton of teens who read here.....and a few here
and there actually post too....This is aimed at teens.....here's your
chance to post and tell us a little about yourself.
(1) Does your family like to take long car trips? When you guys do
that.....are you like me.....where you get off your schedule and get
constipated?
(2) Assuming that you do go on long car trips.....do your parents
ask or check somehow to make sure that all the kids are pooping? How do
they do that?
(3) At the motel....does mom make sure that each kid sits on the
toilet before leaving in the morning? Or; does she at least ask
everyone if they've been pooping?
(4) Have you; as an older teen .....had to go to mom or dad and
"confess" that you haven't been able to go to the bathroom? Is that
embarrassing for you?
(5) As the older teen....is it ever your responsibility to see to it that your younger siblings are successful in the bathroom?
(6) Have you ever had a friend along (someone elses kid) when that
kid got constipated and had to go to your parents for help?
(7) Have you ever traveled along with another family on a long
trip....where you got stopped up and had to go to your friend's mom or
dad...and explain that you couldn't go and needed help?
There! That should do it.....but any of you can just talk about other stuff too if you want.
Hope you're pooping good.....
Tyler
Kassie
Another story
Hi guys! I have a few comments and then I'll share my story.
To Brandon T: Haha yeah, I did feel amazing after that gigantic poop
I did while at summer camp. I poop a lot, but not usually that much.
But, like I said, I was having so much fun, and didn't even notice I
hadn't pooped for almost a week.
To Leah: I really enjoyed your story about pooping outside. I also
sometimes look at a poop I've produced and am like "I made all that?".
It sucks that you had a hard time pooping out those thick monster turds,
but the relief of not having the poop inside you any more is like
nothing else, isn't it?
So, on to my story. I had to pee soo badly this morning. I can't
remember having to go that badly, like ever. I woke up and barely
managed to get out of bed. I scrambled to get on clothes so I could go
down the hall to the bathroom. By that point, I was afraid walking would
cause me to pee myself. I held my crotch with both hands and walked to
the bathroom, praying no one was in there. We have another bathroom
downstairs, but I'd never make it that far. Luckily, the bathroom was
empty.
But that left me another problem, how could I get my panties down
without losing my hold. I had to maintain my hold with one hand and
gently lower my panties. Then I went to the shower and the instant I was
positioned over the drain, I let it flow. I started to pee and turned
on the shower. I kept peeing and peeing for what seemed like forever. No
idea what caused me to be so desperate. I peed just before bed last
night, like every night. Well, some things are just a mystery I guess.
Alright, that's all for this post. Bye, everyone.
Mike
Diarreah Survey
1.Have you had diarrhea with no warning at all? Yes I have had some.
2.Have you ever been sick from both ends at the same time? No.
3.Do you struggle to control your bowels when you have diarrhea? Sometimes I do.
4.Have you ever gone to fart and accidentally messed yourself instead? Sometime I do.
5.Have you ever had runs on holiday? No but on vacation yes.
6.Have you ever been embarrassing moment while having diarrhea in a public bathroom? No if I have to go I will go.
7.Would you rather have watery diarrhea or be constipated? I rather have watery diarrhea.
8.How do you feel in between each trip to the bathroom? I comfortable or normal.
9.Have you ever had diarrhea at school or college? No.
10.Have you ever had diarrhea at work? Yes sometimes I do.
11.Have you had diarrhea at the same time as your partner? I have no partner.
12.What normally gives you diarrhea? Sometimes traveling, or stomach virus.
13.Do you take Imodium or let it flow through? I take over the counter drugs for it.
14.Does having a runny stomach upset you? No I could stand it.
15.Who would you feel comfortable telling you had ??? trouble? My sister or doctor.
16.Have you ever taken laxatives? No but if I to I will.
17.Have you ever had diarrhea on a plane? Yes a few times.
18.Have you ever felt a bout of diarrhea coming on while swimming? No.
19.Do you feel empty when you've taken a runny poop? Yes I do.
20.Do you fart a lot when you have the squirts? No.
1. When you have diarrhea is it wet/chunky/watery or other (please describe)? For me it's usually chunky/watery.
2. Do you get diarrhea or constipation more? I usually get Diarrhea more.
3. Does your stomach hurt before getting diarrhea? Sometimes it does.
4. Are you comfortable going diarrhea in a public restroom. Yes I am.
5. Have you had diarrhea today? Yesterday yes so far today no.
How do you wipe when you get diarrhea? I usually wipe from the rear to front.
Do you hold your stomach when you get diarrhea? No I sometimes rub it.
When having diarrhea what do you do? I let it all come out before wiping.
What do you do when you get diarrhea in a public bathroom? I usually just sit on toilet and let it out.
When you get diarrhea have you ever gotten up and realized that you were not done? Yes occasionally.
On a scale of 1-10 how bad does your diarrhea stink? I would it 7-9 rating.
Does your diarrhea ever clog or over flow the toilet? NO.
What foods cause you to get diarrhea? Greasy.
In public bathrooms, do you ever not flush your diarrhea because you want others to see what you have done? No.
On a scale of 1-10 how bad does your t??? ache before your diarrhea? 1-3 for me.
Do you enjoy diarrhea? Some times I do and some time I don't enjoy it.
How often do you get diarrhea? About 3 to 8 times a year?
Alex
Welcome Taya!
Welcome to the site Taya!
Those sound like some pretty satisfying dumps that you've had!!
Had a few Q's for you if you don't mind....
1) when you take a dump, how large (length and width) are your logs usually? How many do you usually drop as well?
2) Are they usually harder and dryer or more soft and wet?
3) How often do you usually take a dump?
4) How often do you clog the toilet after you go?
5) Can you share the story of the most urgent dump within the past few years that you've had?
Brandon T
comments & stuff
To: Taya as always another great set of stories it sounds like you had a
really good poop at school and I bet you felt pretty great once you
were done and great story about your poop from a few years ago and as
always I look forward to your next post thanks.
To: ??? first welcome to the site and great story about your big
poop it sounds like you really had to go and alot to and hopefuly if it
was blood thats it nothing serious and I look forward to reading more of
your stories thanks.
To: Tim great story about your exes accidents and great story about
the chamber pots and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.
Well thats all for now.
Sincerly Brandon T
PS. I love this site
Sean
To Taya
I Really Like your Shit stories :) I thought of you when Out at the The
other day at barnes and Noble...when a masssive urge to take a Shit
came upon me and i made my way to the restroom, took my stall; dropped
my cargo shorts to My Ankles and My Calvin Klein undies to my knees..and
Had one of the most relaxing Shits of My
Life.....Soft...Volumnious...And A Bit Stinky, Ahhh One of lifes simple
pleasures!
Happy Pooping :)
the party
Abby
we had party a few friends from work and some old collage friends we had a
place out in the country we got keg of bud lite while we was getting setup
my stomach stared rattling then it quit after a small fart then I
know I would have to poop soon well every one show up and we got
partying then about midnight everyone was just about partied out then I
really had to go
and poop then Jane said I have go to so we walk down this trail and
found a junked deep freezer so both of us open it and got on it and drop
our panties and started pooping it was like a giant toilet made for 2
people Jane drop the first log then I squeezed one out then we started
farting and pissing then Jane started grunting then she was poop more I
started squeezing more huge logs then I felt the last one come out it
was 14" long 3" wide and when it was come out I squeezed and grunted
finally it came out I said ahhh my stomach fills better Jane said me to
then to more girls was come down the path we met them we said the best
thing to use is the deep freezer they said ok
Sunday, August 04, 2013
A year ago I had to take some pain killers for back pain I suffered
in a car accident and I couldn't poo for ages. After nine days of
constipation I had to get some relief. My stomach was bloated and I felt
literally full of shit. I went to the doctors and he have me some
laxatives which I took straight away. He warned me to go straight home
because they were a lot stronger than anything you could get over the
counter. Well I didn't take his advice and went shopping before went
home. About half way round the supermarket I felt my stomach churning
together with a massive amount of liquids surging through my lower
bowel. I knew I needed the toilet and it was an emergency. I had to
leave trolley in the isle and ran to toilets in the cafe and as I ran
felt a little diarrhoea escape into my knickers. I'll wasn't enough to
show in my jeans thank god but I'd definitely shit myself. Man did I
need that toilet and when I got there all but one cubicle was out of
order and there was a teenage girl of about seventeen or eighteen
waiting for it. I prayed the person using the toilet was only peeing and
that the girl in front of me was too because if they took too long I
wouldn't make it. Just my luck I could smell poo so I knew the woman in
the toilet was relieving her bowels. I was struggling to contain my
fecal matter and the sounds and smells she was making didn't help. By
the time she flushed and came out I was minutes away from filling my
knickers. The teenage girl went in next and I asked her if she was
pooing or just peeing because I really had to go. She looked at me like I
was weird and didn't answer me and she went in and locked the door. I
heard her pee spaying into the bowl which I was relieved about but then I
heard several plops and a sigh which made me even more desperate. I
felt another spurt of diarrhoea going into my knickers and I had to ask
the girl to hurry up because I was going to shit myself if she didn't
come out soon. She ignored me and after ten five minutes she still
wasn't out. It asked her to hurry up again just as another bit squirted
into my knickers making them wet through. When she finaly came out she
hadn't flushed but I didn't care. I just wanted to be on the toilet. It
was full of small pebbles and a bit of paper. I sat on a warm seat and
exploded into the toilet. Man it was good. The whole nine days worth
came out in two minutes and I felt empty. The relief was amazing to say
the least but my knickers were ruined. The whole crotch and back was
coated brown mush so I threw them down the toilet. I had to wipe ten
times thought my bottom clean and when I flushed it blocked the toilet. I
had to tell the lady at customer services which was very embarrassing
especially when she announced it on the tanoy.
I really had to poo this morning but I wanted to hold it so
Laura could see it. I had breakfast and while I cleared everything away I
got a call from Laura asking of to come round to fix her toilet. I got
some tools together and walked to her house. When I get there Laura was
desperate for a pee and a poo but she couldn't flush her toilet. I found
the problem and it turned out to be a jammed ball valve. I offered to
let her use my toilet while I nipped to B&Q to get a replacement but
she said she'd wait. She likes being desperate so this was a perfect
excuse to have some fun. Not only that I but was desperate to go as well
so we could both have some fun. Laura came with me to get the part and
on the way I felt my bowels trying to push against my will. Laura looked
pretty desperate too and when we got to B&Q we looked for the
plumbing section and found a bathroom display. Laura looked at one of
the toilets and said she wished she could use that right now. I knew how
she felt. It was like we were being teased. Laura sat on one of them
and pretended to be using it while took a photo on my phone. I sat on it
too and Laura took another photo on her phone. I so wanted to be able
to use it for real but of course that wasn't an option. We stopped
messing about and looked for the part she needed and we found one but it
was a cheap plastic one and not the brass original type Laura had. I
bought it anyway as Laura had to have a working toilet. When we got home
we were both really desperate to go so Laura used the toilet even
though she wouldn't be able to flush it. I watched as she pushed out a
long turd and then two more shorter ones. She wiped and I sat down and
relaxed. I release some mushy poo on top of Laura's and wiped. Once I
was done I closed the kid and changed the valve and the toilet filled up
slowly because of the cheap valve. When I flushed it took everything
away but Laura wasn't happy about the long time the toilet took to
refill so I'll have to find a better quality valve sometime.
Andrew.
Back again.
Hello again.I posted here a few pages back about a girl at my work.I
feel a little guilty about this,because I do have genuine feelings for
her,but that's something else.I mentioned that she is quite open about
her toilet habit's and has IBS.Just yesterday,she quite openly said that
she needed to pee.She has talked about previous places where she worked
where there were no toilets and she had to find somewhere outside to
go.She is a gardener,as I am so we are both used to working
outdoors.Thankfully where we work,we do have toilets.Some which we
share(not at the same time).One place that we work at,the toilet is
right next to where we eat our lunch.It is possible to hear most of the
noises through the wall.I have quite often heard her peeing and also
doing a poo as well.As I said,I think she is a wonderful person and she
makes my work day that much better,not just because of what I've posted
here,but because of her bubbly personality and friendliness.I've tried
not to be overly descriptive,but I would really appreciate some comments
or feedback.Thank you and bye for now.
Yvonne
Tupperware Party
First my thanks and answers to posters.
Molly: I can understand what happens to you at parties etc. I
have tried lots of ways to pee straight, but if I have been sitting for
any length of time my vagina always seems to stick so that when I first
pee the aim is so erratic. Often it will squirt sideways wetting my
thighs and the seat of the toilet. I try, if I am wearing slacks to
finger myself through the pocket of my slacks, to try and ease the
crotch of my panties down a bit and then to finger and try to open my
labia. It does work, but to do it without being obvious, is very
difficult. I'd love to hear any stories that you have and your best
ways to alleviate the problem.
kmd. It was my first visit to any sort of outdoor event and I did
see loads of girls squatting to pee, there were quite a few that had to
poop as well and it seemed to be that a part of the woods was set apart
for those who had to poop. It was an exciting experience I am looking
forward to attending next year.
Jay Bee. Thanks for your lovely comments. It is so good to know
Brando T. that there other people who post about their experiences,
Mr. Clogs. it is so uplifting to hear from you all. Thank you so
much.
I held my monthly 'tupperware' party last Saturday. The check out
girls always come and support me and of course I advertise it in the
local newsagents. Saturdays party was great, lots of neighbors came and
quite a few holiday makers who were staying in the area and had heard
or read my ads in the newsagents. During the party there was the
regular movements back and fore to the bathroom, I like to make sure
there is always a supply of toilet paper and fresh towels to wash with
etc. John is a great help to be during the party because when I go to
check on the bathroom he will always step in with the sales pitches and
general discussion regarding the good we have to sell.
Last Saturday was difficult for me. My period had started on the
Friday and, as always, I wasn't feeling a hundred percent. I felt
sticky soon after the party started and knew I had to change my tampon.
I went upstairs and one of the holiday makers was coming upstairs at
the same time. She was talking to me about
???? and how lovely
the village was, inside the bathroom she whispered to me she had a
problem. Her period had just started, early, and she hadn't a sanitary
towel. I told her I had some tampons but that I didn't use pads. She
said how grateful she'd be if she could have a tampon. When she took
her panties down and sat on the toilet I could see the panties were
stained and offered to give her a pair of mine. She gratefully said
yes.
I went to the bedroom and got a pair of my panties. When I got back
to the bathroom she was peeing and pooping and she blushed a little.
Embarrassed I guessed, so I smiled and sat on the edge of the bath
beside her. I told her it was okay I needed to poop as well She told
me she always took a laxative before her period because she just didn't
want to strain then. By them she had told me her name was Beryl and
that she and her hubby, Ted, and three kids were in a holiday let in
????, just outside of
????.
As we chatted I suggested that I might help her get her slacks and
panties off. Her slacks were rather tight and I had to kneel to undo
her shoes first.
"Oh, Gillian, it's so nice of you to help me," Beryl murmured.
"It's no problem," I said glancing up at her as I eased her slacks down and off her feet.
"Hurry up, I'm bursting," we both heard a knocking on the bathroom door and Cathy's voice.
"It's not locked," I laughed, "come on in, we won't bite."
Beryl looked shocked as the door opened and Cathy, Debbie, and
Lettice, a neighbor all came in. Cathy was really desperate to have a
pee and she went to the shower stall and squatted down in there. By now
Beryl as really red and I realized it was a wonderful opportunity to
tell her about our 'buddy dumping' ways. Debbie said she had to poop
badly and I suggested that as I did also she'd better use the garden
toilet. Both Debbie and Lettice then left the bathroom. Cathy finished
her pee and came over to help me. By then Beryl said she had finished
on the toilet and was I glad to hear that, I was wanting to go badly
myself then. Cathy said she'd help Beryl to clean up and as she helped
Beryl off the toilet I scrambled my jeans and panties down and squatted.
I was just in time, splattering poop into the toilet.
"Ohhhhhhhh, just in time," I muttered, bending right over as my
stomach ached so badly. After my pee had stopped I reached and eased my
tampon out dropping it into the pan. As I pooped again I could see
Cathy tenderly helping Beryl, I saw Beryl put the tampon in and I
suggested she put some toilet paper in the crotch of her panties if she
was flowing heavily. Cathy helped her with this. By then I was
reaching for paper and wiping my bum. Standing I slid my tampon in and
had a last wipe of my vaginal area before slipping my panties and jeans
up.
The three of us then went back to my party. Beryl asked me the times of buses back to
????.
Buses are hopeless I told her and that I would drive her back after
the party. During the drive Beryl excitedly told me she had had a great
time. I was glad to and also that she had bought three cooking pans,
which added to the profit I had made that night. Then she asked me more
about 'buddy' dumping.
"I'd never heard of it before, she smiled, but I think it's wonderful.
"Yeah," I answered her. "It happened first when Cathy and me had accidents and we helped each other."
"Did you both poop your panties?" Beryl asked me.
"Yes," I grinned, looking at her as I drove, thinking back to that
first time. I told her that both John, my hubby, and Luke my son often
joined me in the bathroom.
"Whaaat, when you have a poop?" Beryl's voice was high, almost shocked.
"Beryl." I said softly, "John and I have a great marriage, but I
wish I had learnt of 'buddy' dumping before, because it has brought us
so much closer, even more loving," I confessed.
"And your son, how old is he?" Beryl asked me.
"Luke is fifteen," I told her. "It has helped him to become a more
rounded boy, he doesn't have any fears or secrets anymore. None of the
grown up fears that men and women do these things separately."
By the time we had got to
???? Beryl had said she'd love to
come to Chard, I love the open market there, and we made a date to go
there with her family and mine.
"I hope I can interest my loot in 'buddy' dumping," she murmured to
me as she got out of the car. Then she kissed me on the cheek before
going inside.
I am looking forward to next Saturday and going to Chard with her
and her family, and with John and me. I hope in some small way I have
helped another family to realize that helping each other go to the
toilet, or even just being their to support, can bring families closer
together. Oh that the UK had more unisex toilets. If I keep helping
and hoping the day may come when there will be more unisex lavatories in
the UK.
Taya
Satisfying shit at school and a story from the past
Hey everyone. I'm back with another post. Since it's been a while, I'll
make it up to you by sharing two stories today. But first, I'd like to
say thanks to all the posters who welcomed me to the forum. And also
thanks to anyone who have enjoyed my posts, but didn't say anything.
My first story happened yesterday. I am taking two classes at my
college this summer. It kinda sucks to have school in summer, but the
classes I need to take are only offered in summer quarter, so whatever.
Anyway, during one of my classes yesterday afternoon, I was starting to
develop an urge to shit. I looked at my watch and saw that there was
only about fifteen minutes left in class, so I decided I could wait and
go afterwards.
By the time the class was over, I was really quite desperate. I made
a beeline to the ladies' bathrooms. I chose a stall and pulled down my
pants and underwear and started to shit. I pushed out a good-sized
somewhat long sausage. I pushed and farted loudly. A bit later, another
quieter but still sort of loud fart and then another turd was emerging.
It was longer than the first and about the same thickness. When it
broke off, I felt emptied out and started wiping. I needed to wipe
myself six times to get clean. Then I flushed, washed my hands, and
headed home.
My second story is from a few years ago. I think I was 14 or maybe
15. It was late at night and I was about to go to bed when I was feeling
the urge to shit. I finished changing into my pajamas and headed off to
the toilet. The light bulb in the bathroom burnt out when I turned it
on. I was sure we had another one somewhere, but I wanted to shit first
before going looking for it. I kept the door open just enough to let
light in so I could see, but hopefully not enough that anyone would be
able to see me. That was the idea, anyway.
I was in the middle of my shit when the door creaked open. My
brother apologized as soon as he realized I was in there. He left me
alone, but left the door mostly open. I had a tail hanging out of my
butt at that moment and couldn't close it. After that, I probably should
have gotten up, but I was done then and all that was left was wiping.
My brother returned though, asking, "Are you almost done? I need to go
bad!"
I said I was. But he kept just staring at me. I said "Do you mind?"
and he finally got the message and turned away. I finished wiping,
flushed and washed my hands, then let him in.
Alright, that's my two stories for today. Hope you enjoyed. Bye!
Bloated Butt
To Leah, pinching a loaf outside:
You're not odd at all, in my opinion. I love pooping outside. I
posted a while back about pooping in my backyard while my septic tank
was broken. Fortunately my backyard is secluded with lots of trees, so
no one saw me as I waddled outside, squatted on the grass, and grunted
out a long thick log. I have a big butt and wide hips, and am very
pear-shaped, so I wonder if that contributes to my large BMs. Or maybe I
just like to eat a lot.
If I had been you, i would've ventured out with only my bra and
panties. Or maybe I would've just worn the T-shirt, and ONLY the
T-shirt. It would've been easy to squat down and poop if you just wore
the shirt. Whenever I squat outside with underwear, i worry about
getting poop or urine on my panties.
Anonymous College Guy
Woke up with a stomach ache
Sup everyone, I'm feeling pretty nauseated this morning which is
weird... I have a pretty slim body but when looking in the mirror my
belly protrudes out, so there must be a really big load in there. I
definitely feel the pressure in my stomach/colon building up. I'm trying
to wait it out for another hour or 2 til I go to that college but I'm
not sure if I can keep it in!
@Dominic: Sounds like my kinda place, I can't wait til I go to a
university and share dorms. If you don't mind could you share a little
bit more on your experience and what it was like? Did you actually use
the bathroom or just peep inside?
Oh man, I'm holding my rounded belly as I type this, the cramps are
really getting to me. Just let out a little gas so I feel a little
better.
If I can't hold it in time I'll type a live poop post. Otherwise I'm
gonna go at the college and hopefully something interesting happens. :)
Mr. Clogs
Comments
Leah: I enjoyed your post about pinching a huge loaf outside. The
plants in the garden can use some "extra" natural fertilizer. Keep the
posts coming. Thanks for sharing.
Amanda: Yeah that sucks, but at least you had some friends to help you out.
Shelbi: Hello and welcome and congrats on your first public poop.
Up until your first public poop, did you handle your poop business at
home? I guess when you have to go you just have to go.
Well that's all for now with the comments, keep those peeing and pooping posts coming. Peace.
--Mr. Clogs
Tina
Post Title (optional)To Molly
You are not the only woman with the problem of peeing straight ahead
instead of down. I have to be very careful too, I can't count the number
of times I have pissed between the seat and the bowl. As a result I
have often wet the back of my jeans. It is far worse when I am busting ,
I pee like a firehose . But on the upside it is very handy when I pee
outside ,I just pull my jeans down to my knees ,pull my panties aside
and pee like a guy. The downside is I am very hairy ,I don't like
shaving so I do often end up with wet pubes.
If I have to have a poop outside I really hope I am
wearing a skirt .No matter what position I choose I always end up with
some or alot of pee on my clothes and thighs. I wish I could stand and
pee before I squatted to poop but I know from experience it does not
work. I tried it once walking home , I live in a rural area and pulled
off onto a dirt lane , I pulled my jeans to my knees and then pulled my
panties aside . I really needed a poo, thinking I could hold it I
started to pee, but ended up pooping my panties as well. Fortunately I
was only a short distance from home ,so I just pulled up my jeans and
drove home with 2 days worth of very hard poop in my panties.
I shall post more of my accidents soon......Tina
desperate to poop
answers for KMD
KMD
Glad you like the poop story
The poops were very fresh one was about 8-10 inches I guess and one
was about 4 inches. It was pretty well covered one side because of the
hedge and the other by the side of the bird hide. But if you came up
the walk I did which was quite secluded you walked straight to where she
was pooping.
I can only imagine she was going to use the cafe for a poop and
decided she couldn't wait (or was an exhibitionist outside). I
certainly could have waited if necessary
???
Big Dump
Hi. I'm a young Asian female, short, average in weight, young. Anyways,
today I took a big, stinky dump. I was at home watching TV with my
family when I had the urge to poo. For a long time, I was letting out
quiet, stinky poots. I had let one out and my dad had said, "Something
stinks." Anyways, I told my family that my bladder was full. I walked to
the bathroom and sat down. Like always, I pulled my pants and thong
down to my ankles, and begin to adjust my butt to where my anus was
spread out wide. I had brought my Ipad with me to entertain me. Anyways,
my poo was stuck. I played "Angry Birds" while I waited for my poo to
come out. Sure, I was pooting, but it was just gas. No poo. I began to
tap a beat with my foot. After about 4 minutes, my mother knocked on the
bathroom door and said, "You okay in there honey?". I told her "Yes."
She replied, "Alright honey, but if you need any help, yell for me." I
started texting my friend. She said "Send me a pic of u." I did. She
replied "Where is u?" I told her "In my bathroom." She asked, "Y didn't u
take a pic of urself in the mirror". I replied, "Because I'm taking a
poo right now!" She replied, "O". We kept texting. I was on the toilet
for God knows...10ish more minutes. I started grunting. This was
annoying. I don't know why my poo was taking so long. Maybe it was my
diet... For the past few days I had only had hot dogs, corn, mac and
cheese, and cereal. Nothing bad. She asked me if I was up from the
toilet yet. I told her no. Finally I felt a piece of poo near my
butthole. I heard a faint cracking noise, but I couldn't push it out. It
hurt too much. And for some reason, while there was no poo in the
toilet, the room began to stink. Bad. My mom told me to call her if I
was having trouble, and I was. So I called her. She picked the lock on
my door and asked me what the matter was. I could see on her face that
she was disgusted by the smell of my not yet out poo. I told her "I
can't get my poo out!" She said she'd get me prunes. I ate them and
waited. I grunted, as I wanted to get the sharp pain on my butthole off
of it. I told my friend, "I'll have to txt u latr. Havn poo trouble.
Can't get it out." While I waited for the prunes, I thought I may be
able to help myself by widening my butthole. Keep in mind that this wide
poo had been barely out of my butthole for about 6 minutes, and it
hurt. I grunted for a while and was out of breath. I felt my cold
fingernails trying to open up my butt, when finally, it started to come
out. I nearly popped a vein in my head trying to push this first turd
out of me. I could feel it slither on the sides of my buttcheeks. I then
heard a -huge- plop. I sighed with relief, but I knew I wasn't
finished. The room stank worse than anything I'd ever smelled. I hadn't
pooed in like...A week. I pinched my nose as I grunted. I was trying to
get the second turd out of me. I nearly yelled while grunting. In fact, I
did. I yelled, "This is so frusterating." My sister knocked on the door
and said, "What's the matter?" I said, "Nothing...Shaving."I was
embarassed to say that I was pooing. The poo was just -so- hard to get
out of me. I decided to get on my Ipad again. Problem was, I had poo on
my fingers. I wiped them off on toilet paper and began to play my Ipad. I
texted my friend "Still on the toilet *sigh*" While texting her, I
stopped texting and began to feel my butthole open. This poo slithered
out very slowly. So slowly I had to cut it by clamping my buttcheeks
together. About 5 seconds later, the remainder of this turd fell out. I
still had to poo! I pushed twice as hard as I did the first two, and a
short, wide turd flew out of my butt very fast. I felt water jump up on
my butt, private parts, and thigh. I sighed with relief and began
wiping. I looked at the poo on the toilet paper. It was a mix between
poo and blood. I wiped again probably about 15 more times on my butt,
and about 5 times on my front. I got up and looked into the toilet. I
saw two big logs, both about...14 inches long, and a big turd, about 3
inches wide. I could see corn in them. The logs were a dark brown, near
black color. I sighed, spat in the toilet, and flushed. To hide the
smell, I sprayed air freshner, but I'm not sure how that did. I washed
my hands and went back to the couch to watch TV. My brother asked, "Are
you okay?" And I replied, "Why wouldn't I be." I could've sworn I still
smelled like poo. I could be wrong though. Anyways, I texted my friend
back and we've been talking like nothing changed. I'm going to be
posting lots on here.
Brandon T
comments & stuff
To: Leah great story about your big poop outside it sounds like you
really had to go and I bet you felt really great afterwards to and I bet
your plants will enjoy the fertilizer to and as always I look forward
to your next post thanks.
To: Amanda first welcome to the site and great story it sounds like
you got some really true friends and they proved it by helping you out
in your time of need and please post anymore stories you may have
thanks.
To: Kassie first welcome to the site and great story it sounds like
you had a really great poop and I bet you felt so much better after
getting all of that out of you and please post anymore stories you may
have thanks.
To: Shelbi great story it sounds like your over coming your shyness
about pooping in public which is really good and I look forward to your
next post thanks.
To: Nameless great story.
To: Denise first welcome to the site and great story please post anymore you may have thanks.
Well thats all for now.
Sincerly Brandon T
PS. I love this site
Bill F
Back, Full Time
I've noticed the diarrhea survey going around. My answers to the survey
would probably be quite boring, as I almost never get diarrhea. When I
do, it's expected, and as such I'm very close to a toilet. My sister, in
a way, has a constant solid diarrhea situation, except it's also quite
predictable, I've noticed her warning fart happens almost always around
4:30 in the afternoon, so it's not as sudden as diarrhea, which she also
almost never gets.
That being said, it has inspired me to make a survey of my own. I'll
include my own answers, as well as my sister's to the best of my
knowledge.
1. What's the longest you've held your poop?
Me: 3 1/2 days. When I was 11, I challenged myself to see how long I
could go without pooping. (I know it's unhealthy, but I was young and
naïve.) Funny enough, I finally went not because of an unbearable urge,
but because of and overall discomfort and, frankly, boredom. So really, I
don't know how long I could hold it, if I had to. My sister: As we all
know, 24 hours.
2. What's the longest you've held your pee?
Me: I'm actually concerned if I have an "underactive" bladder. I
wake up and pee at 6:00 morning, and I don't go again until after dinner
at 6:00 evening. 12 hours is my routine, but I've gone for longer,
specifically when I've overslept. Once when I was my most lethargic at
14, I slept for 16 hours straight, and had my last pee 5 hours before,
so that adds up to 21 hours. My sister: As far as I know, about 9 hours.
When she was 7, she forgot to pee before we went on a six-hour road
trip to Montreal. (We have a lot of road trips, don't we?) She started
getting anxious halfway in, and by the time she was crossing her legs
and biting her lip, Dad spoke up and said "Sam, do you have to pee?" And
she said "No!" And continued holding. Eventually she started holding
herself 'there', and that's when Dad had enough. We found the nearest
gas station, and he tasked me with bringing Sam to the washroom while he
refilled the car. On the way, I asked her "Why did you say you didn't
have to go?" And she told me the typical seven year-old answer "I don't
know!" The bathroom in the gas station was unisex, so she went in and I
stood outside to keep anyone else from going in, as the door had no
lock. By the sigh of relief and the somehow audible hissing, I could
safely assume that she made it. Among the hissing, I heard two
back-to-back farts and two plops, which gave me one less thing to worry
about. When she came out, all she could say was "That was close!" I
bought myself a pop and her a chocolate bar to keep up with that old
custom that you have to by something if you use their washroom. I told
her "Let's head back before the clerk catches the smell!" She laughed as
we walked out. You can thank the lobster for that!
3. What's the longest time you've ever spent on the toilet?
Me: 45 minutes, when I was constipated and "happened" to have my
GameBoy in there with me. My sister: As far as I know, 10 minutes.
4. What's the wierdest place you've ever peed?
Me: I can't decide, either into a hole in a tree trunk, as part of a
dare, or in my cat's litter box. My sister: A plastic shopping bag, on a
different occasion where she had to pee in a (much shorter) road trip.
5. What's the wierdest place you've ever pooped?
Me: Old faithful, my treehouse toilet. My sister: The same plastic bag as above.
So there's my admittedly short survey, with my admittedly long
answers (What can I say? I can't help going into detail!). Looking
forward to answers, as well as other questions that hopefully I can
answer!
See ya next time!
Friday, August 02, 2013
Tim
Exs accidents and "accident"
Ok so my ex girlfriend has shit her pants so many times i don't Evan
know where to begin. She is 20 now but 17 when we were together.
1 one day while at my house, she was no the computer and i saw her
fidgit a little and thought nothing of it. Then about 5 minutes later i
got with a god awful smell. Then she stood up and I saw a big bulge in
her pants. I could not believe my 17 year old girlfriend had pooped her
pants. I told her come into the bathroom with me. I told her to sit on
the toilet then i pondseeed to lower her pants and underwear to clean
out. She then cleaned up her messy but. The panties were recovable. So
she could put them back on. When I dropped her off that night she
confessed what happened to her mom. She was pissed sicnce that was not
the first time it had happened.
2. Me my ex my friends and her friends were hanging out in her house
and her friend Jess said she would pay her 100 buck to shit her pants
infront of all of us. We pitched in some money. So she bent over and
pushed a nice solid load into her pants. Mid poop her mom came in and
was just watching her 17 year old daughter have an accident in her pants
and was discustued. Let her finish and then grabbed her by the arm took
her to her dresser grabbed new underwear and pants then took her into
the bathroom to clean her up.
3. I have 2 stories to this one. I was about 6 and was at a friends
house. While i was there i was peeing and this girl Hanna came knocking
on the door cause she had to use the bathroom. She was wearing a bathing
suit and when I oppened the door she barged in and i saw a brown stain
getting bigger and she gave up. I told my friends mom ten she cleaned
her up
Kate
Diarrhoea Surveys
Hey everyone, I'm female, 21 years old, long brown hair and hazel eyes. Curvy.
1. Have you ever had diarrhea with no warning at all? Yes...I had a
nasty bout of diarrhoea when I was on holiday last year after drinking
contaminated water. I was laying in bed with a bloated upset stomach
feeling poorly and I suddenly just released a load of watery diarrhoea
into my panties.
2. Have you ever been sick from both ends at the same time? Yes,
I've been sat on the toilet having diarrhoea whilst puking into a bowl,
and also puking into the toilet and losing squirts into my panties on
different occasions.
3. Do you struggle to control your bowels when you have diarrhea?
Yes, I constantly feel like I need the toilet and I worry how quickly I can get to a toilet when I really get the urge.
4. Have you ever gone to fart and accidentally messed yourself instead?
Yes, I always get bad gas with diarrhoea and I have followed through many times.
5. Have you ever had the runs on holiday?
Yes..In India last year after drinking contaminated water: it was pure watery liquid.
6. Have you ever had an embarrassing moment whilst having diarrhea
in a public bathroom? Yes, when I realised my boss was in the stall next
door to me when I had a dodgy gut at work! Luckily, she was having a
minor stomach upset herself so wasn't too bad.
7. Would you rather have watery diarrhea or be constipated?
I'd rather have the shits-at least relief comes a lot quicker when
you do make it to the loo. I hate being bloated and constipated.
8. How do you feel in between each trip to the bathroom?
Bloated, crampy, gassy. I'm always aware of an urgency to go to the toilet and I fart a lot, usually following through.
9. Have you ever had diarrhea at school or college?
Yes...loads of times. We all used to get stomach bugs a lot at
school-would lead to some interesting break times where we would all be
clutching our stomachs needing to go release a load of runny poo.
10. Have you ever had diarrhea at work? Yes, a few times with a
minor upset stomach, and once with a viral infection which came on
suddenly, I could barely leave the toilet.
11. Have you had diarrhea at the same time as your partner? Yes,
we've suffered bugs and viruses together. My boyfriend has IBS, so he
gets the runs a lot, I love looking after him and his bowels.
12. What normally gives you diarrhea?
Stomach bugs, food poisoning, curry
13. Do you take Imodium or let it all flow through? I let it all
flow through: I hate the after effects of Imodium: ie can't poo for a
week!
14. Does having a runny stomach upset you?
Nope, I get it quite a lot, I'm used to it
15. Who would you feel comfortable telling that you had ????
trouble? My boyfriend or close friends. Maybe family if it was urgent
16. Have you ever take too many laxatives? Nope
17. Have you ever had diarrhea on a plane? Yes, coming back from
India after the contaminated water episode, I had to go six times, was
so embarrassing and I followed through about an hour before we landed.
18. Have you ever felt a bout of diarrhea coming on whilst swimming?
Yes, and had to jump out of the pool to sit on a toilet. Had terrible
diarrhoea for no reason! I got back in the pool but had to go another
three times, so I think everyone knew what was happening to my stomach.
19. Do you feel empty when you've taken a runny poop? No, I still
feel like I have more diarrhoea wanting out and daredn't fart unless I'm
on the toilet
20. Do you fart a lot when you have the squirts? Yes,I follow through loads
1) When having diarrhea is it wet/chunkey/watery/or other(please explain)
Depends on the cause-normally it's runny and quite thick.
2) Do you get diarrhea or constipation more? Diarrhoea
3) Does your stomach hurt before getting diarrhea?
YES, I feel bloated and crampy, and I get gas pains and fart a lot.
4)Are you comfortable going diarrhea in a public restroom? Yes.
5) Have you had diarrhea today?
Yes!
How do you wipe when you get diarrhea?
Like normal but I get a shower if I can because I still feel messy back there.
Do you hold your stomach when you get diarrhea?
Yes, I hold it, usually moaning as I do what I gotta do. I sometimes try and massage it when it gets really crampy.
While having diarrhea what do you do?
I stay home if I can: I need to be near a toilet when I'm feeling
like that. When I do go, I just relax and let it all out, then stay near
the toilet.
What do you do when you get diarrhea in a public bathroom?
Hold my stomach and let loose.
When you get diarrhea have you ever gotten up and relised you weren't done?
Yeah most of the time I have to sit straight back down again.
On a scale of 1-10 how bad does your diarrhea stink? 8
Does your diarrhea ever clog or overflow the toilet?
No.
What foods cause you to get diarrhea?
Curry, Mexican, some dairy products
In public bathrooms, do you ever not flush your diarrhea because you want others to see what you have done?
No that's gross
On a scale of 1 to 10 how bad does your t??? ache before having diarrhea?
7
Do you enjoy diarrhea?
I like having thick runny diarrhoea, but I don't like the watery stuff you cannot control.
How often do you get diarrhea?
About every 2-3 months
Tim
Using Chamber Pots
Hi, guys, Tim here. I notice that there has been a bit of discussion
about chamber pots, so I'm going to share a story of my own. Once, when I
was 7 years old, Sally and my girl cousin, who was 5 at the time, came
to sleep over at our house. It was in the winter, and it was too cold to
get up and go to the outside toilet that Sally and I always used when
she slept over at my house, so we got 3 chamber pots and put them under
the bed. We slept in separate beds in the same room, and my cousin, Ruth
(that was her name) slept on a mattress on the floor. At about 3 in the
morning, I heard a wet fart, and Ruth started shaking me awake. "What
is it, Ruth?" I asked sleepily. "I have to poo, can you show me how to
use the pot?" she asked. Sally, who had also woken up, said, "We'll both
show you together." So we got the pots out from underneath the bed and
placed them, side by side, on the floor. "OK, the first thing we do is,
we drop our pants, or we life up our skirt." Sally instructed, and
proceeded to pull her nightdress up to her waist, and she had no
underwear on. Ruth copied her, she also had no underwear on. "Then we
squat over the pot, making sure our bum hole is over the pot." Sally
said, and I dropped my pants, also no underwear, and squatted in the
middle of Sally and Ruth, who squatted over their pots. "Then we push
really hard!" Sally said, and released a pee stream. Ruth released a
short pee, then farted loudly and released liquid poo into the pot.
Sally dropped brown water, and I dropped 2 round turds. "Then we wipe
while we squat." Sally said, and she wiped her bum and vagina with
toilet paper, gave some to me, and then gave some to Ruth. We put the
pots back underneath the bed, and went back to sleep. Now Ruth always
uses chamber pots, if she can.
To Leah.
I loved your story about you pooing behind your dads shed. Great way
avoid blocking the toilet with your huge five day turd. I can't hold my
poo for that long but I've held it for two days once when I went
camping with the scouts. I was embarrassed to go using the day because
there were so many activities going on I knew I'd be missed if I went
during the day and everyone would know I was pooing. I held it untill
the second day during the the afternoon, I really felt really desperate
and I figured pooing myself would be far more embarrassing than
spending twenty minutes in kid toilet. I excused myself and ran to the
toilets because I was close to doing it in my ,pants. I had to clench on
the way but half way I got a cramp and had to stop while I regained
control. I was super desperate and I froze rigid as I waited for the
cramp to fade but it didn't and I felt another cramp which was really
powerfull. I clenched hard and hold my bum and thankfully the cramp
subsided. The trouble was every one could see me and they all knew I was
about to poo myself. I walked the last twenty yards to the toilets as
running was out of the question and by a miracle I made it. Pulled my
shorts and pants down and quickly sat down feeling relieved I'd got
there in time but it was nothing compared to the incredible relief I
felt when it all came flowing out. It was a huge load and the relief was
absolve heaven. I peed a lot too and that felt good. I wiped several
times and washed my hands before returning to the group feeling
embarrassed but very relieved. My mate Graham asked me quietly if I made
it and I whispered I did and he smiled.
Leah
pinching a huge loaf... outside
This morning, while everyone was asleep, I awoke with the worst urge to
poop I've ever felt. I hadn't gone for five days, and I immediately knew
it would clog the toilet; I'm not shy about taking a huge shit in
public bathrooms but I'm oddly prim, even embarrassed, to do it at home
sometimes. The smell, but also because I've backed up our pipes before
and my dad had to fix it. Just to make it even more dire, I was very
desperate to pee. I verrrrry gently, gingerly got out of bed and walked
down the stairs slowly, feeling this massive turd right at my hole. I
was in moderate pain, not excruciating but pretty close. Quite
uncomfortable. I was almost at the sliding door that gives on our
backyard when I remembered I was only in my underwear; going outside,
even at 5:00 AM, in just my bra and panties wasn't something I wanted to
chance. I have a big chest I'm very shy about and I didn't want to be
too noticeable if any of the neighbors were leaving for work. Luckily I
had a load of laundry in the dryer I hadn't taken out the night before
so I slipped on a Nine Inch Nails shirt of mine and made my way to the
door, opened it and walked calmly down the steps. I looked around to see
if anyone was visible and I got lucky; no one was out and all the
surrounding houses were dark. By this point my stomach was in agony and I
hobbled to my dad's toolshed, slipping behind it. I had just enough
room with the fence adjacent to it and I hurriedly dug a hole with a
spade my dad had left out by his flower garden. Once it was about a foot
deep and seven inches wide I squatted and pulled my panties down. I
began to pee furiously and I bit my lip, stifling a loud moan, trying
not to make a sound as my hole began to open up. The pain was incredible
and tears were rolling down my cheeks but after an initial ten or so
seconds of severe discomfort the crackling began and I pushed out a
gargantuan turd; the girth of this thing was quite evident in how bad my
asshole was hurting. It broke off after about 20 seconds and dropped in
the hole with a considerable thud. I was about to get up and shovel the
dirt back in when I felt another turd on its way, this one smaller
feeling but still thick. It landed on the first and after catching my
breath, I stood up and looked down. I was stunned at what I had
produced. It had coiled up in the hole but it had to be some three
inches thick, fifteen inches in length. The smaller one was about eight
inches long and three inches thick. I felt so relieved, so liberated. I
put the dirt back in the hole over my huge dump and skittered back
inside, washing my hands and falling back to sleep almost as soon as my
head hit the pillow. The whole ordeal had left me exhausted, but there's
no escaping the fact that I love being desperate to relieve myself. I'm
an odd one.
Amanda
Accident at the Mall
My name is Amanda, I'm 17 years old, normal high school girl, about to
be a senior. I've never really had a problem with accidents, just a few
here and there growing up, some small leaks sometimes, but nothing major
lately until yesterday. I like to write, but I'll try to keep this from
getting too long.
Sunday evening I was out at the mall with my two best friends, Sarah
and Brie. I had kind of needed to use the bathroom most of the
afternoon but had been avoiding it because I hate the public restrooms
at the mall because they are so dirty most of the time. Instead, I held
it and carried on like normal. As I said, that usually isn't a problem.
After a few hours of shopping and goofing around, though, I was
extremely desperate and getting worried. I had started turtle heading a
little and though I was able to hold it my butt cheeks felt a little
sticky and I had to pee and poop worse than I could ever remember. I
suggested we go to the food court for a snack because I knew I could use
the restrooms there.
We started walking that way but soon I got hit with another major
cramp and I had to stop walking, cross my legs, bend a little, and
squeeze for all I was worth to keep it from coming out. I faked getting a
text on my phone to explain why I had to stop walking. I couldn't grab
myself because there were so many people around, and while I was able
to barely contain myself from pooping I did release a big squirt of pee
into my panties, wetting the crotch, and I felt a small trickle on the
inside of my left thigh. I shifted positions to try to rub it off with
my other thigh before it ran below the bottom of my skirt line and
became visible. My face felt hot and red and I was almost shaking from
desperation and fear of an accident in such a public place.
After I regained control I said we were ok and we started walking
again. I tried to walk normal, but I could feel the wet panties and was
self conscious that somebody would know, and I could feel the poop right
there are the edge trying to come out and I could barely walk normal
and squeeze my anus muscles shut at the same time. I was starting to get
a cold sweat and my heart was pounding, my skin felt flushed. I only
need to hold out for another couple of minutes. My friends kept talking
like normal, and I tried to stay involved to hide my condition, but all I
could manage were short answers.
As we got closer to the food court I felt, despite my best efforts,
another squirt of pee escape. I gasped a little and squeezed my legs
together in a panic. My friends noticed and asked if I was ok. I said
yes, I just needed to pee so I was going to hurry ahead to the bathroom
and they could wait outside. I started to hurry off, walking as quickly
as I could with all of my bowel and bladder muscles clenched tight, when
I heard Brie say that she would go, too, and then Sarah said she needed
a pee, too, and so there they both came along behind me.
I was praying under my breath to make it in time. I got almost to
the ladies room door when I lost another squirt of pee and felt some
dribble down my leg. I guess being so close to relief made my urge get
even stronger. I pushed through the door, half jogged towards the
stalls, saw an open stall door, grabbed my crotch through my skirt to
help hold back the flood, saw the toilet, entered the stall - I was so
close!
I turned around, dancing in place, on hand pressed against my
crotch, and slammed the door. My whole body was shaking and I suddenly
felt with utter certainty that my time had run out. I can't explain it,
but something clicked, and I could just tell. I tried to lock the door
anyway but in the millisecond it took to slide the clasp over my body
gave up the fight. The quivering muscles stopped quivering and no matter
how much I tried to fight it, I could not help but push.
It felt like an eternity but I know it was only a matter of seconds.
I felt my anus open, the poop push out rapidly, hit resistance against
my panties. I pushed, in shock, and the panties gave way as more poop
pressed in and began to spread, rapidly expanding into a giant, hot,
smelly ball, a mass of feces weighing down my panties as they stretched
more and more to contain the massive movement filling them. I gasped and
shook and sweated and wanted to laugh and cry at the same time. The
embarrassment was immense, the relief more so. The pile grew until it
was complete and then I realized I was peeing as well. Urine flooding
down my spread legs, splattering loudly onto the tile floor. I looked
down and saw the puddle.
Then I heard the twin gasps and realized that Brie and Sarah were
now in the restroom and were standing just in front of my stall and
could see and hear - and smell - what was taking place. "Amanda?" they
asked. I couldn't speak for a moment, until the flow of urine ceased and
I was standing there, soiled and soaked, standing in a yellow puddle on
the white tile floor. I managed to squeak, "Yes..."
"What happened!? Are you ok!?" they asked.
I stood there, still shaking, in shock. "I didn't make it."
"Oh. Oh, God. I'm sorry. What can we do?"
"I need new panties." I managed. I looked down and realized there
was a noticeable wetness on the front of my skirt as well. "And a new
skirt or something."
"Ok, I'll go and be right back," said Sarah. Brie said she would
stay in case I needed help. I muttered an OK and proceeded to lower my
sagging panties, which I unceremoniously dumped into the toilet - a
giant mass of poop that I would not have believed could have come out of
my person.
It took me quite some time to wipe off. Brie handed me some damp
paper towels under the stall door to help. I was ready, sitting
bottomless on the toilet, when Sarah came back with a skirt and a paid
of panties from the neighboring department store - not how I had
intended to spend $35 last night.
I got changed and slowly came out to face the music. They were
great, though, saying how accidents happen and comforting me. We each
got a milkshake from the food court and they tried to cheer me up with
stories of accidents they've had or seen and other embarrassing moments,
but deep down it was still humiliating.
Amanda
Jay Bee
Annie: I'm glad to see you're doing well and pooping every day. Sounds
like you're really doing some big ones. It must feel great. Keep it up.
Yvonne: Thank you for opening up about your past with regards to
pooping and how you were turned on with your mum and her friends. Also,
great story with you and Cathy. I would have loved to have been there.
Please keep the stories coming.
Kassie
Huge poop at summer camp
Hi there! I'm new here. I have a story and I hope it's good. Oh, but
first I guess I should describe myself. I am 16 years old, I have
medium-length curly brown hair and hazel eyes. I'm 5 foot 5 and weigh
about 110 pounds. I eat a ton of food everyday, but never seem to gain
weight. My dad says I have the "appetite of a rhinoceros and the
metabolism of a hummingbird".
Now for the story. Last week I went to a summer camp. It was lots of
fun. We went on hikes and swam a lot. And I of course ate a ton of food
and then took a huge dump!
Monday, the second night we were there, we ate hot dogs and beans
for dinner. And during the night, our tent was getting super stinky. I
was staying with two other girls, Sam and Ellie. We were all farting a
lot and decided to see who could do the longest fart, or the smelliest.
Ellie did the longest one, it lasted almost four seconds nonstop, but
Sam did a real stinker and we had to open the flap to let fresh air in. I
got the consolation prize of most farts total, though.
We had a watermelon eating contest on Wednesday. I ate a lot, and
only one boy ate more than I did. In the morning, pancakes were for
breakfast. I even surprised myself at how hungry I was, considering all
the watermelon I'd eating the day before. But after eating, I could feel
a heavy weight in my stomach and intestines and I knew I would have to
poop very soon.
I went back to the tent to grab my shower bag and headed off to the
toilet block. As I was walking, I could feel the load pressing at my
"back door", desperately needing to be released. I started to think and
realized that I hadn't pooped the whole time I had been there. In fact,
the last time I had taken a dump was Saturday afternoon. So that was
five days this poop had been building.
Only two of the six stalls were taken, and I went in the one
furthest from the main door. I sat down and lowered my shorts and
underwear to my ankles. I pissed a torrent and at the same time my anus
opened and a thick turd started to slither out. It was crackling kind of
loudly as it came out. I finish peeing about the same time the turd
broke off and slid into the bowl.
I tore off some paper and dabbed my front dry and then let out a
long hissing fart followed almost immediately by another thick turd. It
was even thicker than the first but just as long. After that, a thinner,
creamy log eased its way out. I still felt a heavy weight in my stomach
and knew I had so much more to go. I flushed so I wouldn't clog the
toilet.
I sat and farted loudly several times. A turd soon was ready and
with only a small push it slid out of me into the water. Its twin came
soon after. There was another thick turd and I flushed again. I was
feeling much better by then, but not totally emptied out yet. I let out a
bunch of sloppy turds, just one after the other. Not sure exactly how
many. I blasted a loud long fart followed by another, almost silent long
hissing fart.
I pushed and let out a long sausage-like turd and then one more
thick monster. Finally, I felt like I was truly done then and set to
wiping myself. After a bunch of wipes, I was still feeling some mess,
but I decided it was good enough, I was going to shower anyway. I
flushed the toilet and pulled up my panties and shorts. I looked in the
bowl before leaving the stall and saw that there was still remnants of
poop and brown toilet paper swirling around. I flushed one more time and
it all went down, but the outside of the bowl was covered in skid
marks.
Catherine
Diarrhea Survey
1. Have you ever had diarrhea with no warning at all? Yes...I was a
preteen, on a Sunday before church. I was wearing a new dress. I told my
mother I did not feel good. My stomach was churning bad. Right before
getting into the car everything rushed to my bowels and I had a massive
diarrhea accident ruining the dress. If it was not for that, my parents
may not have been motivated to seek help for my normally upset stomach -
which I think would have been classified as irritable bowel today.
2. Have you ever been sick from both ends at the same time?
No, thankfully.
3. Do you struggle to control your bowels when you have diarrhea?
Sometimes as a child. I have had diarrhea accidents as a teen and adult, but few.
4. Have you ever gone to fart and accidentally messed yourself instead?
No
5. Have you ever had the runs on holiday?
Yes
6. Have you ever had an embarrassing moment whilst having diarrhea
in a public bathroom? No...I did have a story a few months ago about
having diarrhea in a public bathroom - but not an accident or anything.
7. Would you rather have watery diarrhea or be constipated?
Not sure...both are uncomfortable.
8. How do you feel in between each trip to the bathroom?
Bloated and always aware of my bowels. I cannot do much else without thinking about making sure I don't have an accident.
9. Have you ever had diarrhea at school or college?
Yes
10. Have you ever had diarrhea at work? No
11. Have you had diarrhea at the same time as your partner? I am single
12. What normally gives you diarrhea?
Stomach viruses, food poisoning.
13. Do you take Imodium or let it all flow through? If I have time
to just let nature take its course, then I do so. However, if I have to
work or have something I cannot reschedule then I take Imodium.
14. Does having a runny stomach upset you?
No...I mean, I get frustrated a little but not really embarrassed. It happens to all of us :)
15. Who would you feel comfortable telling that you had ????
trouble? My mother, close friends if it is necessary. However, I don't
just announce it unless there's an emergency.
16. Have you ever take too many laxatives? I've never used them.
17. Have you ever had diarrhea on a plane? No
18. Have you ever felt a bout of diarrhea coming on whilst swimming? No
19. Do you feel empty when you've taken a runny poop? It depends. I
have had occasions where my normal bowel movement was loose and runny. I
will feel empty after that. If it is because I am sick, then I continue
to feel bloated.
20. Do you fart a lot when you have the squirts? Yes, if it's illness born.
1) When having diarrhea is it wet/chunkey/watery/or other(please explain)
I've had it all! Usually the first few trips to the bathroom are
more chunky, very substantial amounts. Then, they become more watery,
squirt-like.
2) Do you get diarrhea or constipation more?
Diarrhea. I have not been constipated since childhood. However, I only have true diarrhea once or twice a year.
3) Does your stomach hurt before getting diarrhea?
I mostly feel bloated and feel a storm brewing in my stomach. I may
get a little crampy, but not majorly until right before I go.
4)Are you comfortable going diarrhea in a public restroom? Yes.
5) Have you had diarrhea today?
No.
How do you wipe when you get diarrhea?
Wipe like I normally do...I use Charmin! I also have wet wipes in case I get irritated.
Do you hold your stomach when you get diarrhea?
If I have that rush of diarrhea to my rectum, I will do so without thinking.
While having diarrhea what do you do?
I really don't like to sit on the toilet for a long time. I will go,
clean up, and stay close to the bathroom. I may read, watch TV, or get
on the computer while I am going through the illness.
What do you do when you get diarrhea in a public bathroom?
Defecate!!!
When you get diarrhea have you ever gotten up and relised you weren't done?
Yes.
On a scale of 1-10 how bad does your diarrhea stink? 6-8
Does your diarrhea ever clog or overflow the toilet?
No.
What foods cause you to get diarrhea?
Just if I have a bad diet. I eat healthy and try to avoid greasy foods, junk food, etc.
In public bathrooms, do you ever not flush your diarrhea because you want others to see what you have done?
No.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how bad does your t??? ache before having diarrhea?
3-5
Do you enjoy diarrhea?
I like pooping in general. If it is a lot, and I am at home, I like
it. I like the first 2-3 trips to the bathroom when a lot comes out.
However, after the third or fourth trip, it gets old.
How often do you get diarrhea?
1-2 times per year.
Anonymous College Guy
Woke up with a stomach ache
Sup everyone, I'm feeling pretty nauseated this morning which is
weird... I have a pretty slim body but when looking in the mirror my
belly protrudes out, so there must be a really big load in there. I
definitely feel the pressure in my stomach/colon building up. I'm trying
to wait it out for another hour or 2 til I go to that college but I'm
not sure if I can keep it in!
@Dominic: Sounds like my kinda place, I can't wait til I go to a
university and share dorms. If you don't mind could you share a little
bit more on your experience and what it was like? Did you actually use
the bathroom or just peep inside?
Oh man, I'm holding my rounded belly as I type this, the cramps are
really getting to me. Just let out a little gas so I feel a little
better.
If I can't hold it in time I'll type a live poop post. Otherwise I'm
gonna go at the college and hopefully something interesting happens. :)
Shelbi
First public poo!
I was in class when a large urge to poop hit me, I had been feeling a
bit full all day and hadn't been at all this week like I usually do.
Knowing I wouldn't be able to hold it all day, and that the bathrooms
would be quiet I excused myself and headed to the loos. As I've
mentioned before, I'm really shy and the toilets have no doors. I walked
into the cubicle, dropping my jeans and panties to my knees and
sitting, straight away I could feel some movement in my guts and I knew
there was no turning back. After about a minute I started to open up as
the first piece made it's way out with a faint crackle, it was moving at
a steady pace on it's own so I just tried to relax. It slowly made it's
way out and broke off after a few seconds, then I started to pee. I
peed for about 20 seconds and gave a gentle push to get things moving
again, like before, I felt myself open up again and another piece slid
out with ease. I could have probably produced more but I felt relieved,
it was good enough for my first time. I reeled off some loo roll and
wiped my front, then wiped my behind two times before standing up and
flushing. I pulled up my clothes and washed my hands. I then left the
bathroom and returned to class.
A.W.
Re: Maggie
Hey Maggie, how are you? enjoyed your story. I'm quite surprise you
would like try peeing your pants. Other than that, you could try peeing
in in the woods as another odd place to pee as well.
Nameless
@toilet Desperation!, your story reminds me of one.
It reminds me of the first time my ex girlfriend pooped in front of me.
We were in video chat probably playing World of Warcraft or something
when she said "I have to go to the bathroom". To my surprise, she took
her IPad which had the video chat on it. On the way to the bathroom she
said, "Mind the pee". She then got on the toilet and started to pee. I
then asked her "Why don't you aim the camera at your face?" As she had
it pointed to the wall. She then pointed it at her face. I heard the pee
stop and then she said, "I might be here longer than I thought I'd
be...So...Mind the poo." Forgive me for saying this, but something about
that sentence turned me on so much (Kind of a fetish). I then heard a
big PFFFFT and then I heard giggling as my ex looked at the camera.
While laughing she said, "I pooted". I replied, "I heard". She said, "I
ate like..three big pieces of turkey breast earlier." After about a
minute, she sighed and said, "My poo is stuck!" I replied, "What? What
does that mean?" She said, "It means I can't get my poo out of me. It's
stuck behind my butthole." I said, "You mean constipated?" And she
answered, "Yeah." About 30 seconds later I heard tapping. I asked,
"What's that?" And she replied, "My feet. I'm bored." Finaly, after
about 2 minutes, I heard cracking. She said, "Good, now my poo's coming
out." After about 15 seconds, I heard a plop. 15 seconds more, another
plop. She pinched her nose and fanned her face as she said, "It stinks
like poo bad in here." I then heard about 5 more smaller plops. After
that, she looked like she was moving and standing up, so I asked, "Are
you standing up?" She said, "No, why?" I said, "Nevermind". While it
looked like she was standing up I could've sworn I heard a wiping sound.
I was sure of it after I saw her laughing holding up a piece of wadded
used toilet paper covered in poop facing the camera. What I found weird
was, after what sounded and looked like two wipes, she said, "Done!"
Laughing with a weird look on her face she said, "You wanna see what I
did?" Not knowing what she was talking about, I said, "Sure." She aimed
the camera towards the toilet. I saw two logs, both about 14 inches long
in her toilet, along with about 4 floating turds. The water was yellow,
probably from dehydration. She told me, "I made that." She then
flushed, me watching, and left. She didn't wash her hands, which turned
me on even more. I knew she didn't clean right because about an hour
later she said, "My butt itches." I went to her house about a week
later, where she was scratching her behine. A week before we broke up,
she had bad diarrea. She brought the camera in with her that time too.
Except there was a lot less talking, and a lot more farting and
plopping. She was back and forth to the bathroom. It was so bad, she
told me to call back another time, and I had heard her take countless
dumps before. She texted me on the pot, but that wasn't the same. She
went to bed at about 9:00, which disappointing because I was looking
forward to hearing about the whole dumping session. She woke up the next
morning fine, so I guess with her bad diet she ate something...bad.
Anyways, those were the two most notable dumps that she's taken.
Mr. Clogs
Comments
Molly: Hmmm... Interesting question, I guess in a situation if a couple
was married or shacking up, then yes it would be open. I can't answer
the question regarding women, I know squatting for me can be a pain and
puts a lot of pressure on the knees. I wouldn't say I squatted over a
chamber pot, but I have squatted over numerous container from cups to
buckets, the pressure is there and yes it is noisy to pee in let and it
stinks up your bedroom if you had to poop into a container. I don't
poop much in container these days but I'll like to get a chamber pot and
give it a shot. I hope this answers your question.
Lauren P: Yes indeed an epic fail of your roommate. Keep the posts coming.
Annie: Good news to read about that you're able to poop large and
able to go without too much trouble. I can sympathize with your issue
hence the name.
Guy always needs to pee: I know what you mean, but that's why I
wear and prefer color underwear, so the stains are less visible. Only
thing visible is the funk in my drawers, hahaha! I wear mostly briefs,
bikini, thongs and occasionally boxer shorts. Yes I do wipe well when I
wear white underwear, but get the occasional pee stains in the front
and skid marks in the back. If I were you, I would start investing into
getting some colored underwear instead of plain white undies.
John H: Thanks man for shout out, indeed it was and look forward to doing some more soon. Thanks again for the shout out bro.
Yvonne: I enjoyed your latest post from your Saturday Shift. I
enjoy the details about you and your friends. Keep the posts coming.
Happy peeing and pooping everyone.
Peace!
--Mr. Clogs
Brandon T
comments & stuff
To: Lauren P great story it sounds like your room mate Jen was beyond
desperate and i bet she learned from that expirence to and I look
forward to your next post thanks.
To: Annie great stories about your big poops I bet they feel pretty
good and dont seem to be giving you any trouble and as always I look
forward to your next post thanks.
To: Natasha as always another great story it sounds like you had a
really great poop and I bet you felt really great and a little lighter
afterwards and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.
To: Toilet Desperation grat story about seeing your girlfriend poop
it sounds like she really had to go alot and I bet she felt better
afterwards to and please share anymore stories you may have about her
thanks.
To: Yvonne as always another great story it sounds like you were
pretty desperate and just made it without having an accident and I bet
all your friends are greateful to have a friend like you thats there to
help them even its a friend that hasnt been made yet and as always I
look forward to your next post thanks.
To: Abby great story I cant wait to hear about your bosses reaction thanks.
To: Taya great story it sounds like you were having a really good
cleanout poop I bet when you were finaly done you felt really good and
as always I look forward to your next post thanks.
To: Lauren great story and you did the right thing by quiting
hopefuly your former boss has learned and as always I look forward to
your next post thanks.
To: Mystery Poster great stories abut Laura pooping.
To: Suzi great story about you helping your friend with her constipation.
To: Maggie first welcome to the site and great desperate peeing
story it kinda sounds like you found something you enjoy only way to
find out is as how you said to pee your pants again and see and please
post anymore stories you may have thanks.
To: Tim as always another great story.
Yesterday or on sunday I cant remember exactly but I was at the
bookstore in line for te bathroom a girl had just gone in and a little
while later I could hear her grunting and saying oh come on or something
it sounded like she was having a tough time then she wiped and flushed
and came out and I went in and skidmarks so im guesing it was a hard dry
poop.
Well thats all for now.
Sincerly Brandon T
PS. I love this site
Esteban
Quick replies
@lanky white guy - someone you describe as a kid - since he's old enough
to wear cologne, I assume he's post pubescent - goes into a men's room,
takes some time, needs TP for something, but there's no evidence he's
taken a shit, and he looks sheepish when he comes out. Hmmm. You really
wonder what else he might have been doing there?
@some unknown person: yes and I have to both. Being watched - I
write often about open stalls, but I've posted a couple of times about
getting the BF to watch me. With my former BF it was common for us both
to use the toilet in front of each other. As to the other part to your
question, it probably exceeds the bounds of this forum...
@zip. Where gave you been? Miss you!
Duchess
Aftermath of public accident?
There have been many public accidents (especially those where other
people notice the accident) posted on this site. Those are the stories I
enjoy reading the most. Keep them coming.
However, there isn't much details about how other people react, or
for example, if it happens at school or at work, how do people react
when the student or employee returns. Do you return the next day, or do
you wait a couple of days to let the shame pass? Do people ignore the
accident, make comments, are nice or rude?
Thank you for your remarks. I hope what I have written makes sense.
walmart pooper
dump at wally world
First I would like to say what an awesome site this is. its great
people can come together and enjoy sharing stories like these without
having to worry about other peoples opinions. i'm a young white male
and i'm really glad to know there are so many other people that share my
intrest on this subject. this is a story of an experience I had in wal
mart last week. I went to wal mart and was in the electronics aisle
when I got a very sudden urge to poop. I went in to the restroom and
saw there was someone on the toilet in the middle stall. i'll admit to
being some what poop shy in public but decided to man up and poop there
anyway. the fact I was getting close to putting a turd in my underware
helped me make the decision. there were only three stalls so I had no
choice but to sit by him. I pulled down my pants and underwater all the
way around my ankles, rested my arms on my legs, and started pooping.
Almost instantly I felt a little turtle head opening up my anus. it
sounded like the other guy was almost done because I could here him
tearing off some toilet paper. my turd began stretching my anus to its
maximum capacity ( my favorite part of pooping) and slid out into the
water in the toilet bowl. I knew the man surely heard it. He must have
finished because I heard him pull his pants up, flush the toilet, and
walk over and wash his hands. I got myself some toilet paper, wiped,
and pulled my pants up. the toilet was an automatic flush so I never
got to see the turd but it felt really big coming out. I was surprised I
had that much poop left in me because I had diahorrea at work that
morning. this turd was solid though. I walked out of the stall to wash
my hands and the other guy was gone. I thought it was kind of a fun
experience and maybe will help me overcome my poop shyness. I hope
others enjoyed this story and maybe I will write more later.
Bill F
Quick Post
Hey guys, I'm back! This post is gonna be quick, because my laptop is almost dead, but I'll be back at full speed tomorrow!
Tim: I love your stories as always! Including your recent one which
had Sally peeing standing up! I guess some girls are better at it than
others, as I would know.
Lauren: Thanks for the feedback! I have quite a few more stories of
my sister, plus new ones that happen, as she still has her bowel routine
now. She's turning 10 next month, by the way.
I'll be seeing ya tomorrow, with a new story, and maybe a survey...
See ya next time!
oldpoop
Chamber pots etc.
Up until the early or middle 20th century, many people in the US and
Europe had outhouses or privies, which had a bench with one or more
holes in it where people would sit to pee or poop. In the daytime in
warm or mild parts of the year, such use was routine and easy; as a boy I
stayed at several places (rural lake cabins, etc.) where outhouses were
the only toilets, and it was a normal thing to use them. It was
actually interesting to go in there and see what the previous occupants
had dropped, then drop my own and compare. A good outhouse was clean
and only moderately smelly, as the droppings would dry out in the heat
of the day. Nonetheless, the user could tell by the odor where he or
she was.
At night, though, it was a different story. Especially before
widespread electricity, it was hard to find the outhouse in the dark,
since it was purposely placed some distance from the house. Wild
animals roamed in the dark, from feral dogs to bears or pumas or snakes;
and one could unwittingly step on the nest of ground bees or fire ants.
In winter, even in daylight, sitting on an outhouse seat in zero
degrees took courage and could result in freezing to the seat if the
sitter was not careful (most seats were wooden, but metal or ceramic
ones existed).
The chamber pot was the substitute for going out to the outhouse.
The pot often had a handle so the user could hold it while urinating,
which was the main function. If the user also had to poop, though, the
pot was plenty capacious for that as well. One did one's business,
replaced the lid, and went back to bed. If another person was in the
room, he or she could hear the user and could tell whether peeing,
pooping, or both was going on. "A little touch of diarrhea, dear?"
There would be no question of trekking out to the outhouse; one did what
one had to do. Was there a smell? Of course--along with the smell of
barnyard manure, horseshit in the streets, and a myriad of other smells
(read sometime about "The Great Stink" in London). People lived with
it, and everyone produced his or her share. We can pity the poor folks
who had to live that way, or we can marvel that those same people
produced great music, art, architecture, and literature, as well as
inventions we still use. Believe me, Jane Austen, Beethoven, Rembrandt,
Christopher Wren, Isaac Newton, and all the rest of the historical
figures we know--all people, in fact, had to get rid of urine and feces
just as we all do; without modern conveniences, they did what they had
to in what was available. One thinks of Beethoven, who wrote his
masterpieces despite losing his hearing before he was 40 and despite the
almost unimaginable pain of a huge stomach/intestine cancer for which
at that time there was no diagnosis, let alone treatment. In many ways
our ancestors were far tougher than we have had to be, and lived amazing
lives in spite of hardships. Long answer to a short question. Chamber
pots were, in their day, a very modern convenience. How about wiping?
That's another whole story.
Molly
Messy pee pt. 2
Yvonne: Thanks for the reply. At least there is one other woman that
has the same problem. I am sure there are more on here, but they
probably don't think about it (or are embarassed like me).
I measn if I am out drinking at a club (meaning a little drunk and
really full bladder) I have to be really careful. I will be hovering (or
even sitting on the seat if its clean) and I'll turn to look over at
the toilet paper roll or at something else in the bathroom and suddenly
I'm peeing like a race horse right over the seat onto the floor or the
back of my pants. Slowing the flow and leaning a little forward solves
the problem, but trying to remember when you are drunk, distacted and
needing to pee like crazy isn't easy.
It does have an advantage when I have to squat outside. The puddle
is a good distance in front of my feet, keeping my feet splatter and
puddle free.
Wednesday, July 31, 2013
Denise
hi im Denise. I am a 21 year old with blonde hair to my shoulders and am 5'5.
On Saturday night I was sitting on the couch with my family after we
had earlier eaten a Chinese. My brother Ross who is 15 with blonde hair
and 5'8 had been to the toilet 2 times for a poo and my mum had been
once.
I kinda needed one abit but I was willing to hold it until later as I don't like my family to know im away pooing.
I was farting quite a lot and my dad was blaming the smell on my
brother as he farts a lot. eventually though I did one that felt tangy
inside so I quickly stood up and said 'im off to the loo'.
I ran up the stairs while holding my bum cheeks before leaving the
bathroom door slightly open. I ran to the loo, threw my tights to my
shins, pulled my thong to my ankles and moved my skirt up-wards before
quickly skelping my bum onto the loo seat.
Diarrhoea sprinkled out my bum into the toilet like water. my belly got really sore while it was coming out.
some gassy farts were coming out which I could smell coming up and
they were disgusting. these finished and some sloppy pieces were falling
like bullets.
I got the fright of my life as the door opened and in came Ross. He
walked towards me with a cheeky smile on his face and handed me a toilet
roll saying "thought you might need this, I used the last one up". I
realised there was none there and thanked him. I found it weird though
as it is usually me who has to give him in toilet roll when he's on the
toilet with his trousers at his ankles but now he was doing it for me.
he said 'I didn't even know you poo'd, you never seem to need
them',I just laughed and as I did so, a crackly fart which pushed liquid
poo out fell from my bum. Ross said 'nice fart id be proud of that one'
and went to leave but I asked him persuadingly 'ross babe, could you
please lift a new pair of pants from my room?' he asked if I had
followed through and was laughing teasingly at me but he was being quite
nice about the whole thing, he does look after me.
He brought a new pair in for me and he offered to put the old ones
in the washing basket for me. he left after saying 'good luck cleaning
yourself after that'.
I did a pee and cleaned up my bum which took a lot of toilet paper. I
pulled my new pants on before pulling my tights up and pushing my
skirt down.
I may have some more stories in the future and I have several I could tell about Ross another time.
Bye x
kmd
@Suzi - you were wondering if there is a link between constipation
the and fainting episode in relation to your daughter Mel. I presume you
live in the UK; if so it may well have been the case that she had
become a bit dehydrated due to the recent warm weather and that could
contribute to constipation especially if she is prone to it anyway.
However, there are two other mechanisms that likely contributed to
her fainting while sitting on the toilet whilst constipated. The first
is that straining to poo causes an increase in abdominal pressure which
in turn causes pressure on a large blood vessel (vein) called the
inferior vena cava which returns blood to the heart. This can lead to a
drop in blood pressure. The second is that stretching of her anal
sphincters just inside her rectum or "smeller" (I never heard that term
before but I like it!)as you called it whilst she was pooping - or at
least attempting to poo - probably stimulated the vagus nerve. This is
the largest nerve in the body which supplies many internal organs. When
stimulated it can cause a temporary drop in blood pressure and heart
rate which in turn can lead to fainting.
My guess is that her bum must have been extremely full of hard poo
which in turn caused her sphincters to get much more stretched than
usual causing the vagus nerve to get overstimulated. She may have
managed to pass a few nuggets
but the large amount of poo remaining would have continued to
stimulate the vagus nerve. This coupled with her rising from the toilet
seat likely caused a dizzy spell and then fainting.
Although not very pleasant for her your doctor did the right thing
by passing a finger up inside her to check if her bum was still full or
not. It clearly was and that's why he suggested a suppository. However
the enema you gave her would have helped soften/loosen the poo further
up. It sounds as though your daughter obtained some much needed relief
if she was in there for 30-40 minutes. Has she had the constipation
investigated? I presume it is a common occurrence for her.
@Megan - good story about the poo you had whilst shopping. The first
log you did must indeed have been quite long if it didn't make much of a
splash. Sounds as though the leading edge was almost in the water by
the time it broke off. Hearing you poo probably helped the gassy woman
be less self-conscious. It sounds as though she'd been holding it for
some time hence the crackling noise she made whilst pooping. I reckon
she was getting desperate and the fart you heard whilst she was standing
waiting was a "pre-pooping" fart to help relieve the pressure..
@Desperate to poop - really liked your story on page 2299 about the
woman who had to poop near the café at the beauty spot in Devon. You
mentioned that from the size of her load she must have been pretty
desperate and that it was quite smelly. I was curious - what sort of
length roughly were her logs and how many were there approximately? Were
they firm or soft - or a mixture? Were they piled on top of each other?
Perhaps you don't remember. Anyway, it must have been quite a sight. It
was good that she was able to overcome any inhibitions that she may
have had and get some much-needed relief. I presume she had some cover
e.g. a bush to afford her some privacy? Anyway, I'd be grateful if you
could answer my questions.
@Yvonne - liked you stories about pooping at the festival. Did you
see any other festival-goers pooping outdoors. If so I'd be interested
in hearing about them.
Molly
Chamber pots in the old days.
After touring many historical "colonial houses" in the US, I noticed
that they all had covered chamber pots under the bed for both men and
women. Also they had a lot of outhouses with 2 or more holes and no
dividers or stalls. Was there more openess and less privacy between men
and women in the old days? I don't know how comfortable I would feel
squating down in the bedroom and peeing in a chamber pot (or worse #2)
right in the bedroom. Especially when I wake up in the morning and have
an urgent need to empty a really full bladder into one of those
porcelain or metal pots, which would be pretty noisey and splattery I
imagine. I guess the feeling of an empty bladder and a little
embarassment trumps getting dressed and going to the outhouse in the
winter.
Also how did people use the chamber pots? Some look pretty small
and difficult to squat over and pee into for women (who sometimes can't
seem to hover over an entire toilet) and any mess would be on the
bedroom floor. Did they lift them and hold them underneath themselves or
leave the on the floor or place them on a chair? Just curious.
Lauren P.
epic bathroom fail of the week
Hey all, long time reader rare poster. I've decided to start sharing
some of the stories that have gone on in my house, I'm a junior in
college and have lived with the same 3 girls for the last 2 years. We
share one bathroom so as you can imagine there have been some
interesting situations. I'll start with what happened just the other
day. We all moved back in last weekend, because classes start next week
but there's always a summer's end party the week before. So, we're back
and ready for that. Anyway, the other night my one roommate Jen drank
more than her share of beer. Then she woke up with an urgent need to
shit. Unfortunately for her I was in the bathroom at the time. She
starts pounding on the door yelling that she needs to shit "NOW!!" I was
just finishing up so I told her to hold on, then I hurried to finish
getting my clothes on. I turned and unlocked the door to let her in and
she rushes by me hunched forward holding her stomach and she's already
farting uncontrollably, going "oh god!" She starts shitting her panties
before she gets to the toilet, and starts yelling "OH My GoD!" Even
louder. I started laughing my ass off because I'm looking at her
standing in front of the toilet and the back of her panties are getting
browner and browner as they tent out and sag. She didn't know what to do
so she just turned and sat on the toilet with her panties still on and
kept pooping herself. She wouldn't stop yelling and cursing and telling
me to get out. I laughed so much it was a good thing I had just been to
the bathroom otherwise I woulda pooped myself too. Anyway my other
roommates steph and Mercedes came to see what was going on and shared in
my amusement. We had to bring her all new clothes and later that night
we brought her a package of diapers as a joke. I've never seen anyone
shit their pants in front of the toilet before! More stories later.
Annie
Another big poop
After having my coffee and a bottle of water when I got up I got the
urge to poop. Sat down and only had to push gently before a big soft
turd came out. Only took about a minute. Wiped about 4 times (messy) and
checked out the size of it. It was about 2 feet long. I've been pooping
pretty much every day now, and all of them are huge. I hope this keeps
up. I've been drinking lots of water throughout the day and a cup of
coffee + a bottle of water when I wake up and that seems to help.
lanky white kid
Yesterday I was at work. I was walking to the bathroom to take a quick
pee but right as I was going in, I saw this heavy-set black kid go in
ahead of me. I sighed and waited for him to finish. He took a really
long time so I figured he was taking a poop. Unfortunately, the building
where I work is really loud so I couldn't hear any farts, plops or
grunts. I could have put my ear to the door and listened, but then i'd
be seen as a weirdo. So I just waited and wondered what kind of a poop
this dude was taking. Was it big or small? Mild or really smelly? I
heard him ripping pieces of toilet paper off the role and then I heard
the flush. He came out and was somewhat startled to see me. I think he
was embarrassed because someone knew he was pooping. He nodded his head
at me and gave me a sheepish smile, and walked away. Of course, I ducked
into the bathroom to get a quick whiff of the stench he left. But to my
dissapointment, I couldn't smell anything except cologne. I think I
expected that because the guy was heavy, there would be a big smell. No
offense to heavy people. But I associate big guys and gals with big
poops. But all I could smell was cologne. there wasn't even the faintest
odor of poo or even a fart. I figured that this guy must have been
embarrassed and sprayed cologne to cover up his poop smell. But still,
the smell would have had to be pretty mild for the cologne to cover the
poop all the way. Poop that is really strong can still be smelled even
if something is sprayed.The cologne was a really musky scent that mixes
well with feces smell. Maybe he did a courtesy flush before his dump had
a chance to foul up the bathroom. I don't know. Does anyone have any
ideas?
Sean
Diarreah Survey
1. Have you ever had diarrhea with no warning at all?
On Occasion
2. Have you ever been sick from both ends at the same time?
Yes
3. Do you struggle to control your bowels when you have diarrhea?
On Occasion
4. Have you ever gone to fart and accidentally messed yourself instead?
Yes in my pants and while in the shower
5. Have you ever had the runs on holiday?
No
6. Have you ever had an embarrassing moment whilst having diarrhea in a public bathroom?
No.
7. Would you rather have watery diarrhea or be constipated?
Diarreah I can usually get to a restroom in which relief is alot quicker
8. How do you feel in between each trip to the bathroom?
Very gassy.
9. Have you ever had diarrhea at school or college?
Yes
10. Have you ever had diarrhea at work?
Yes
11. Have you had diarrhea at the same time as your partner?
Yes..
12. What normally gives you diarrhea?
Stomach bugs,certian foods
13. Do you take Imodium or let it all flow through?
Let it all flow through.
14. Does having a runny ???? upset you?
Not at all.
15. Who would you feel comfortable telling that you had ???? trouble?
whoever i am with
16. Have you ever take too many laxatives?
No.
17. Have you ever had diarrhea on a plane?
No.
18. Have you ever felt a bout of diarrhea coming on whilst swimming?
Yes.
19. Do you feel empty when you've taken a runny poop?
Sometimes
20. Do you fart a lot when you have the squirts?
Oh yes.
1) When having diarrhea is it wet/chunkey/watery/or other(please explain)
Wet,Chunkey,Waterey
2) Do you get diarrhea or constipation more?
Costipation
3) Does your stomach hurt before getting diarrhea?
On Occasion
4)Are you comfortable going diarrhea in a public restroom?
Most of the time, Have no choice
5) Have you had diarrhea today?
No.
How do you wipe when you get diarrhea?
Wipe like I normally do Standing. Sometimes I will not wipe If I
know I will be back on the toilet soon to avoid irritation of my anus
and will then throw away the soiled underpants
Do you hold your stomach when you get diarrhea?
Not really
While having diarrhea what do you do?
Just let it all out or try to.
What do you do when you get diarrhea in a public bathroom?
Have No Choice but to let it rip
When you get diarrhea have you ever gotten up and relised you weren't done?
Yes.
On a scale of 1-10 how bad does your diarrhea stink?
7.
Does your diarrhea ever clog or overflow the toilet?
No.
What foods cause you to get diarrhea?
Coconut milk
In public bathrooms, do you ever not flush your diarrhea because you want others to see what you have done?
No. That's nasty.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how bad does your t??? ache before having diarrhea?
it depends
Do you enjoy diarrhea?
Not really
How often do you get diarrhea?
Occasionally.
Brandon T
Annie
Big poops lately
I've had some pretty huge poops for the last few days. Last week I was
kind of constipated other than one day that I had a huge mushy crap. I
thought it was going to be diarrhea but it was a huge mushy crap, just
one pretty big explosion of messy crap. I think it was a log that broke
in half or something.
Then I was constipated for a few days and for the last few days I've
been shitting out huge turds. Yesterday I took a huge dump that had to
have been about a foot and a half to two feet and today I took one that
was about two and a half feet. And it feels like I will have to go again
later. Usually the week before my period I have to poop more. Luckily
none of them have clogged the toilet because most of mine do because
they're so huge. Coffee, fiber and lots of water seem to help move
things along. I am still on 3 stool softener tablets a day as the doctor
prescribed for me when I was in the hospital for my brain surgery. I am
doing well and am off the heavy pain killers for the most part. Mostly
just need Tylenol occasionally now and the Oxycodone when the pain is
really bad. Other than that I'm doing great. Let's just hope this
pooping every day streak continues.
Guy always needs to pee
Embarrassing roadside pee
This is my second story( I only have two that I would consider really
dramatic and embarrassing ) as I said earlier that I started to have a
pee problem around age of 20-21 so here I was in the stages of
discovering it ( the hard way) I guess about 21 yrs old I had never
really had a problem so was not used to taking precautions ie. using
bathroom whenever possible etc.
here goes, I was traveling in huge van headed to a church retreat I
was youngest one on van there were 4 married couples myself and single
lady ( much older than myself) and another man giver or take if I
remember right
It was approx 2-1/2 hrs. And about one hour in my pee need was
desperate at which point I started asking questions to driver about how
long and any bathroom breaks and he said still long drive didn't know of
any bathroom breaks but was ver nice about and said he would be happy
to pull over and that I shouldn't hesitate to go if I needed. I climbed
out of van so nervous I was shaking and to make it worse you could hear a
pin drop I mean everyone stopped talking as he shut the van off . I had
no cover from doors or anything so I had to get close to van and as
windows were open I was horrified. I can't say it was extremely long pee
but boy was it forceful everyone in that van could hear my pee slamming
against the asphalt
I was very shy and nervous the entire trip after that but it doesn't
get easier for me . I'm still embarrassed about always peeing
Guy always needs to pe
Underwear hygiene
Hi everyone
Just a curious question that I feel is pretty much on subject. When I
poop it is a absolute necessity for me to maintain a clean butt so when
I'm at home I shower to clean and when I'm out I use plenty of baby
wipes or wipes of some sort. Having a dirty butt is uncomfortable for
one and just gross. And ladies, how about with thongs do you feel need
to clean butt
or this does not bother you? Believe me I'm not being judgemental
just curious I mean I'll admit I wear white I love white undies there
sexy but I have many a pee stain. I primarily wear boxers but when I was
wearing my sexy polo Ralph L white briefs my pee stain was even more
noticeable and just imagine 10 hours worth of pee and sweaty hair
cooped up in stretch briefs. I mean when I took those things down I
could almost stink up a room in the summertime but what is weird is I
absolutely need a clean butt
Anyhow what are others thoughts?
Mr. Clogs
Making my morning turd island in the toilet
Today being Monday I had the strong urgency to poop after drinking my 2
cups of coffee. After half way finishing the second cup, I was ready to
poop, but I held back to finish up my coffee. As I gulped down the
last few drop the sense of urgency was great. I grabbed the wet wipes
and made my way to the bathroom. Took off my PJ bottoms off, wiped down
the toilet seat, then took off my undies off and plopped my butt onto
the toilet seat. I first peed then proceed to push to get things going.
Snap, crackle and poop start filling the bowl. Poop consisted of
breakfast which was grits, wheat toast and turkey sausage and for dinner
I had corn beef, cabbage, and mashed potato which contributed to the
massive poop mount in the toilet. While I was enjoying a nice bowel
movement, I can hear my neighbors yelling at their children in their
bathroom since both of our houses are designed the same.
My neighbors pretty much spoiled the mode for me, so I had to finish
up, wipe, flushed away my masterpiece creation I made this morning, and
washed my hands. I felt relieved none the less from being stuffed with
breakfast and dinner from yesterday.
Pat: I really enjoyed your latest about Artiss having to pull over
and used the roadside as a toilet going through her split bottomed
girdle. I forgot to give you feedback on my last post. Keep the posts
coming.
Lauren: I enjoyed your post, it sucks working for a boss that's not
understanding of their employee's needs. I wish you the best in your
future endeavors and keep us posted. Just make sure your future
employer is understandable about your situation, if not keep moving
forward. Take care.
Well that's all for now, take care everybody and happy peeing and pooping to all.
--Mr. Clogs
Anon
Not only would I call CPS on how he treats his kid but I would be
talking to the police to see if locking that door amounts to kidnapping.
Natasha
Abbie: I enjoyed your story about going camping and pooing in the woods
with Katie. It sounds like you've had quite a bit of experience with
needing to do a poo outside. I don't fancy the idea of pooing outside,
but I guess in an emergency...
Well, not much has been happening lately, but I can share a story
from a while back. A few years ago, I went on a three-day skiing holiday
with a large group of kids from school. There must have been at least
twenty kids going, plus several parents. We were divided up into smaller
groups, separated by sex.
Anyway, I was staying in a cabin with two other girls and one of
their mothers. At that time, I had been struggling badly with my
constipation and I already hadn't been for a poo for three days before
going on the trip. The second day we were there, after we were done
skiing for the day and eating dinner, I was starting to feel an urge.
Because I hadn't pooed in four days, I knew I was going to need a
long time to go. I was embarrassed about taking a half hour, or maybe
more, and having everyone know I'd just been for a poo. I managed to
hold it until later that night when everyone else was asleep and I
sneaked off to the toilet.
I barely sat down and got my pink spotty knickers out of the way. At
first my poo was coming out easily, but then it got more difficult and I
had to push and grunt. I was really glad that I had waited until
everyone was asleep to do it. I ended up doing a tonne of poo and needed
two flushes to clear the toilet, something that almost never happens to
me.
