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Friday, January 25, 2013

Lynn Pooped in a trashcan






Lynn

Pooped in a trashcan

Yesterday morning, I woke up and had to poop. I went to the bathroom, and my roommate was sitting on the toilet. She was reading the newspaper and the room stunk of her dump. I asked if she'd be done soon. She said she'd try to hurry, but had barely started. I felt like I could hold it for a short while.

Over the next few minutes, there were several splashes and plops as she pooped. I was starting to have to go very badly, and her going right in front of me didn't help. At that point, she said she had just a bit more to go, and would be done as soon as she could. A little longer, and I was on the verge of pooping my pants. It was taking everything I had to hold back the poop.

I heard another splash from her, and then I just couldn't hold it any longer. I don't remember making the conscious decision, but the next thing I knew I was sitting on the trashcan, with my pajama bottoms and panties around my ankles. I pooped out a bunch of turds like rapid fire, and if I thought the bathroom stunk before, well, then it REALLY stank!

My roommate let out two more plops while I was pooping, and then she started to wipe. She finished up and flushed, then washed her hands and left the bathroom. I went a bit more and then I was done. I wiped myself thoroughly and then pulled up my pants. I took the trash bag out to the dumpster and came back in and washed my hands.

I later apologized to my roommate, saying that I was super desperate. She said not to worry about it, could have happened to anyone. It made me feel better that she wasn't upset with me. So, anyway, that's my story.


No plumbing vent, if the problem just started your main sewer is probably blocked. The bubbling in the toilet is the air being displaced as the pipes fill with the water you poured in. If you are on a septic tank, you might have a full tank. If you are on a city sewer, the line may be blocked, or collapsed. A good plumber (not one of the big chain outfits) should be able to rod the line and or point you in the right direction.


Sara

Midway walk to school

I am 42 years old and was only 8 years old at the time this happened to me.I was walking to school with my brother Ben (10 years old at the time). We lived in dessert country where there is few trees or bushes around. It was about a 2 and a half mile walk to school.That day i was in a skirt & that came down to just above my knees. About half way to school i felt quite an urgent need to pee & poop. I told my 10 yr old brother Ben of my most desperately urgent need to both pee & poop & that i couldn't hold it in very much longer. He told me that he could stand close to me with his back facing my face while i would kneel down to relieve myself.So i bent down taking off my panties while Ben stood blocking the view of me from others that might pass by. I then started a most powerful long stream of Piss. About half way though my pissing i start to drop a long & large log of poop (followed by 8 more long large logs). I then realize that i had nothing to wipe my but with so i told Ben. Ben told me that he had some tissue in his pack that i could use. Then took it out as he turned around to hand it to me he could see the large puddle of pee & large pile of poo i left on the ground. Ben said WOW he couldn't believe how very much i had peed & pooped & said WOW U
truly did need to go very badly didn't you & i nodded my head (as i side of such relieve)& said yes i did. I then wiped my but & left the tissue on the ground as i put back on my panties & stood up.Then told Ben that as embarrassing as it was for me that i was so very grateful that he was there & willing to help me out in my time of need and thanked him most graciously.


Anonymous
@Marissa: You shouldn't feel like anything's your fault in that situation. She could've stopped the car to let you relieve yourself but refused to. Also don't feel so embarrassed about it, accidents happen. I've had accidents myself, where i had nowhere to go and had to let go in fear of just going outside and being caught. If Amber can't be understanding about the situation you were in then she's not a friend.

P.S. I don't think you should pay for the car seat either. Her fault for being stubborn


John H

some quick comments

Hey all, just a few quick comments for this post.

@Marissa, hey. That was not your fault that you peed in the car so tri not to feel bad about it.
That girl should have stopped to let you out to pee. It would only have taken a minute. She doesn't sound like much of a friend so you would be better off not hanging out with her. It was also mean of her to tell everyone else about it. You shouldn't have to pay to get her car cleaned because she should have let you out. You asked her several times so there was nothing more you could do. It sounds to me like she wanted you to pee in the car. Hope this helps a little.

@Janna, Hey really enjoyed your storey. Sounds like a very enjoyable poop you had in the mens room and that man put on a nice show also. Looking forward to reading more of your posts.

That's all for now.
Take care all,
John H


Brandon T

comments & stuff

To: Timee it sounds like you had a good but nasty cleanout.

To: AshleyAshley I look forward to the result.

To: Marissa wc to the site and great story.

To: Janna it sounds like u really had to go and just made it.

To: Megan great story as always.

Well thats all for now.

Sincerly Brandon T

PS. I love this site


It Should Run Downhill...
No Plumbing Vent...

Are you on a city sewer system, or your own private septic system?

If you've checked the venting, there should be at least a 3-inch stack vent through the roof (stinkpipe) that would normally come down in the toilet/bathroom area to vent the fixtures there. Has this been a problem ever since you got the place? did you get an inspection before you bought it? There could be a blockage in the lateral (line going outside) that could be the cause.If a septic, is the tank full/drainfield blocked?

I would get a professional plumber and have it looked at ASAP, a blocked line is bad enough, but a blocked or missing vent can expose you and your family to sewer gases, The problem can range from an just an odor to dangerous levels of methane and other health-risking gases!

Get it looked at ASAP!!!


Marie (mexican girl)

back at school, poo or not poo?

Hello there! it's a long time since my last post ^^ I love reading this forum once in a while, like I said so many times I love the stories of pooping with another people in public stalls.

Well, I'm back at school again after two and a half months of vacations, I'm glad I'm back...but it's going to be a rough semester D:

Anyways, through holidays I have experienced some constipation...not severe but it was getting harder for me to poo, I realized it maybe was because of me holding it too much, I don't know even why, because I keep eating as normal as always and that never had been a problem, so I thought it may be for being sitting too much time, hopefully I came back to my beloved ballet so I get to do a little bit more of exercise.

I knew this "almost-constipated-problem" was going to cause some trouble because I spent a little less than twelve hours at school, and holdinng it will cause me to be more constipated. I can easly go into one of the campus toilets but still I am just too shy to do it .-.

more than once I have been decided to do it because the pressure on my bum and on my stomach is just huge, but when I'm decided to start it at empty toilets someone has to get in .-. I realized again about the almost always empty toilets at one building...I want to go there but...ajkhsjkdasd I'm scared of someone hearing me .-. what can I do? I know it's absolutely normal but stills freaks me out .-.


Leah

I love being desperate...

... to both pee and shit. Over the last month and a half I've discovered how much I enjoy holding it all in until the very last minute. And how much of a thrill I get from going in public restrooms. Yesterday, after school, I decided towalk home instead of catching a ride with Becca (it's just a mile) because I had to pee and poop so bad that I knew I would be forced to use some public restroom on the way. I was about three quarters of the way home when my stomach did a huge roll and I knew I would need to take a huge shit soon, to say nothing of my poor bladder; I had to pee so bad my lower stomach started to feel numb. I noticed a gas station and walked very, very gingerly toward it; I was an inch from shitting my pants and I had shoved a hand down my crotch without even being fully aware of it. I asked for the key to the unisex bathroom and thanked the sweet old man behind the counter profusely as I made my way to the toilet. The bathroom was clean, another bonus. I ripped down my pants and thong and sat hard on the toilet. After a few seconds of a thoroughly unpleasant shooting pain in my vagina I began to piss, and it was so relieving I moaned, quite loudly, cupping one hand over my mouth to stifle it. I urinated for a solid 30 seconds, and then relaxed a little, glad to be freed of that burden. I leaned forward slightly as a thick, smooth shit slid into the toilet; my poor butthole was stretched to its absolute minute and I had to bite my lip to keep from crying out in pain, although I felt like I was almost having one hell of an orgasm. My turd broke off with a loud splash and then another was on its way, feeling just as big. It thudded onto the first poop and after wiping, I stood and looked at what I had produced. The water was quite yellow with my piss, and there had to be, total, a 26 inch shit half in, half out of the water. I do think it was the most monstrous shit I had ever taken. I tried to flush it, but the water began to rise. There was no plunger and I was too embarrassed to have the attendant come back and unclog it, so I waited until the water went back down, lowered the lid, and wiped before leaving.


Friday, January 25, 2013


Timee
I have some diareeah tonight. I made jerk chicken, ribs and potato salad. I spiced them up with various red spices and I ate and ate. Well, I am paying for it. The last few days, my bowels have been chunky. I've been taking Vit. C to prevent the flu. That loosened me. I've been eating fruits, along with my meats, fish, poultry and vegetables. I like cheese, but too much constipates me, if I do not have roughage. Tonight, I went 3x after dinner. This morning and the last few mornings, I released a thick brown and yellow muddy chunky movement. It stood up in the water. Plus, I stunk the bathroom. It is cold here. The heat in this house is good. I just renewed the plant in this bldg. I installed internet for all the residents. I return to school next week and I graduate in May. I had some stories on my flash drive but they got wiped out. I have to recover them.


Ashley Ashley

Update

Haven't taken a dump in a few days and trying to hold this one for a long time. I've gotten some urges to go but if I hold it off for long enough they subside. I'll post again when I eventually take a dump!


Marissa
Hi everyone my name is Marissa and I am 16 years old. I found this site while searching online about something embarrassing that happened to me and I thought posting the story on here and hearing similar stories might make me feel better. Here it goes:
This past weekend my friend Amber and I had a three day weekend from school so we decided to take a road trip in Ambers new car. We went camping at a site about five hours from our houses. The trip up there was fine. We had a lot of fun camping and started the drive home Monday evening. We stopped about two hours into the trip for some dinner. I had a lot of soda to drink and knew I should pee before I left, but the bathrooms were really busy and I didn't feel like waiting in line. I didn't really have to go and since amber didn't pee either, I figured we would stop again at some point. So we left the resturant and continued the drive home. About thirty minutes into it, the soda hit me and I realized I really had to pee.
"Hey Amber can we pull over at the next place we see. I really have to pee."
"You should've peed back during dinner. I don't want to stop again so quickly." I decided not to argue with her and figured she would have to go soon enough. Besides, it wasn't THAT bad. Another thirty minutes later and I was dying. My bladder felt like it weighed a million pounds. I again told Amber my problem and asked if we could stop. I knew soon we would pass all the restaurants and rest stops and there would be nothing but a long stretch of road which meant nowhere to stop. Amber told me she still didn't feel like stopping. I tried arguing with her but it was no use. Soon we past the last rest stop and I wanted to cry. I had my legs crossed for sometime now but it wasn't enough. I unbuttoned my pants and put my hands in my crotch. Amber saw and told me to stop holding myself because it was gross. I responded I couldn't help it and I was about to pee my pants.
"Amber seriously I'm going to pee myself."
"No you're not. You're 16. Only babies per themselves."
"Seriously I've never had to go this bad in my life. Just pull over. I'll pop a squat."
"No way there might be police hiding. You'll just have to hold it."
" do you have a bottle I can pee in? Or a towel? Anything?"
"Nope, just hold it." With that amber turned up the radio, signaling she was done discussing the matter.
Another half hour or so went by, which meant we still had about an hour and a half until we were home. I was doing anything I could think of to take my mind off my bladder but it was no use. Every bump in the road made it even worse. I moved my hand away for a second to fix my hair and as soon as I did, a felt a squirt escape. I quickly put my hand back and regained control but I knew it was a lost cause. Another squirt came out and I felt dampness on my fingers. My crotch was throbbing and with each throb came a squirt of pee. I was throbbing so often that I was basically peeing, just little bits at a time.
"Amber, I'm peeling."
"No you aren't!" Amber shouted."not in my car."
I yelled at her to pull over then, but knew even if she did I could never make it out of the car without totally losing it. At that moment I was so mad at Amber and in so much pain, I decided to just let go. I removed my hands and opened my legs and instantly pee began pouring out. I peed and peed and peed, all the whole Amber yelling at me to stop. When I was done my pants and her car were soaked and she was furious. We road the rest of the way in silence. At one point I had to pee again from holding it so long, so again I peed my pants. I was already so wet it made no difference.
Amber dropped me off and I went in and showered. At school on Tuesday, she told everyone and everyone is laughing at me now. She left out the part where she wouldn't stop and says it is my own fault for not being able to hold it. Also, she wants me to pay for her car to be cleaned. I'm very upset by all this and don't think it is my fault, but I'm starting to think it is. Sharing this story helped, thank you for reading. Does anyone have any similar stories to share? Maine reading about how others handled these situations will make me feel better.


NO PLUMBING VENT

OK so the house i live in is over a hundred years old. My wife and i have lived here for a year with no plumbing problems. Now the toilet is slow. Here's what I've done. Plunged, snaked, and even removed the toilet and ran a sock through the trap and all is clean in there. I dumped a 5 gallon bucket of water down the toilet several times in the last hour, about 2 times it swallowed all the water. The rest of the times is just filled up and slowly drained. I proceeded to dump 5 gallons of water down every drain in the house. Every time i did so it gurgled up the toilet. I have one kitchen sink one tub and one bathroom sink in the house. The kitchen sink has an in line vent in it. That's the only vent in the house.. what should i do to get the toilet right? Will adding an in line vent in the bathroom help anything?


Brandon T

comments & stuff

To: Observant Guy great catch

To: Melissa K great story about your big desperate poop it sounds it was a good one.

To: Natasha great story about you and Brooke it sounds like you both really had to go.

Well thats all for now .

Sincerly Brandon T

PS. I love this site


Jik

pooping reader

hi im a dude thats never posted before i just feel like doing it now for some reason as i sit here on my throne... the only time i come on here is when im poopin, sometimes it takes me a while to go so i need some good reading material and what better than this site. right? im takin a poop right now, and its a good one. its takin a while but its a good while cause every few minutes i get a good one to exit, not too big, not too small, just right. of course a few farts in there too. and i suppose u would like to know how it smells... it smells like green plums haha


Janna

Going in the Mens Room

I'll start with my most recent experience. Due to my job, I often travel to other offices. The office I was at on this day was a fairly small professional workplace with a mostly male staff. As I was getting started and speaking with some of the employees, I felt some movement in my bowels signalling my morning dump was imminent. I politely asked one of the workers where the restroom was, and she told me that the Ladies' Room on this floor was out of order, but that there was another restroom in service on the second floor. As she pointed toward the closed first floor restroom, I couldn't help but notice that the Men's Room did not have the same "Out Of Order" sign on the door. I decided to make this interesting.

I walked back towards the restroom and paused in front of the closed Ladies' sign, and then looked around like I was at a loss. I then made my way over to the Men's Room. I partially opened the door to peak inside before knocking and asking if anyone was in there. Unfortunately it was empty. I still had to answer nature's call so I went inside. There were two urinals, and two stalls, the last being a handicap. The bathroom looked very clean but there was a faint poop smell lingering from a previous user. I went back to the handicap stall and arranged some tissue on the seat before lowering my pants and sitting. I began to pee first. I then let out an airy fart and slowly allowed my poop to ease it's way out of me. I wanted to take my time hoping some nice business man would be joining me soon. I had let out two logs and then a little more pee. I was finished and quite relieved, so I wiped and flushed but remained seated for a few minutes longer just in case I had company. It was then that I heard the muffled voices of two men speaking outside the door. The restroom door opened but from the sound of it only one of the men was coming in. He began walking towards me and as the door closed his pace seemed to quicken. I was in luck as he opened the stall door right next to me. I don't believe he saw my pumps on the floor in his haste. He unrolled some toilet paper and must have wiped off the seat before unbuckling his belt and letting his slacks slide down to his shoes. He then turned and sat on the toilet seat and immediately let off a high pressured fart. His piss started first and he let out a sigh. It soon slowed to a trickle. I then heard the sound of a newspaper being being opened. Then a wet sounding fart. I heard my neighbor exhale a slight groan that was greeted by another wet sounding fart. After another push I heard the unmistakable crackle sound of his first shit on its way and then a small splash. I assumed it was a large one that had already been mostly submerged in the water. He turned the page of his paper, then grunted again. Another turd started to make its way out with a moist fart and then more crackling. Ploop. Another long one. Then more crackling and a splash as it must have been smaller than his previous efforts. After that was silence for a few minutes with the occasional crinkle of pages being turned. I took the opportunity to lean forward and see what I could make out from under the stall. Black dress shoes, black slacks, with a black belt and white boxers. He must not be one for excitement. As I was peering under the stall he shuffled his feet in closer and let out a louder grunt as he began bearing down. He then let out what had to be a ten second long sputtering wet fart. It was music to my ears. Another shart. And then more crackling started with some farts mixed in. The smell was becoming very ripe. His shit must have become much softer as it sounded like his poop was breaking apart as it came out. He strained again but this time only farts. They still sounded a little wet. He then began to unroll a great amount of toilet paper. I believe he wiped about 10 times. Sounded like he must have had a pretty dirty asshole. He then got up pulling his slacks back up, buckled his belt and flushed the toilet. As he left the stall and started towards the sinks I thought it might be a good time to make my presence known. I quickly stood up and pulled up my pants and tucked my blouse in. I flushed the toilet to announce myself and opened up the stall door. At the sinks was a man in his early 30s, clean shaven with styled brown hair and brown eyes that looked at me in shock as I approached. As I came up beside him I said "Good morning!". He blushed and lowered his head replying "Good morning." as he was washing his hands. I turned on my faucet and told him the Ladies' Room was closed and I hoped he didn't mind that I was in there. He shook his sweet red face and told me that it wasn't a problem. When he was drying his hands I could detect a bit of his scent still lingering on his clothing. He then made a hasty exit, obviously embarrassed. I saw him a few more times throughout my time there and he always seemed a little embarrassed when he returned my glances.

I will some of my other experiences when I get a chance. Hope you enjoyed this one.


Wednesday, January 23, 2013


Megan

Natasha- Lots of girls held in their poo at my school too, but I think the boys would have been surprised at how many didn't! Sounds like you had a relieving poo at your friends.

Melissa K- Sounds like an urgent poo you had while skiing! I wish there was a ski resort an hour's drive from me!

I'm back at university now and studying for my exams which start soon. Today I went to one of the study rooms to do some revision. I took some sandwiches which I ate while I was working. After eating I needed to go do a poo, my first since Sunday. I made my way to the loos which were near the cafe and so quite busy, especially just after lunch. The two cubicles were taken and just as I arrived one opened up and a girl went in, leaving one girl waiting who I joined. She was wearing a skirt and looked like she had to go. By now I did too, my poo was pushing quite hard. After waiting for a minute another girl joined the queue behind me. As it turned out we were all waiting to do our number twos. The girl who I had seen go in came out after weeing and the girl ahead of me went in, but the other girl was pooing too and taking her time.
I heard the other girl pull up her skirt and sit on the loo. She farted and I heard three quick plops from her. The other girl was quiet. Five minutes passed with a few plops from both girls and me and the other waiting girl getting more urgent to go! The first girl came out a minute later and I went in. There were still a couple of stains from her poo in the bowl. I pulled down my jeans and green knickers and sat down. Next to me the other girl was still pooing. I saw her white knickers were halfway down her legs and she had hitched her skirt up. I pushed out my first two pieces as she wiped herself and flushed. The other girl went in and I saw her lower her jeans and red knickers to her feet. She did a wee and then we both puhed out a piece together. Another followed from her and I did a fourth. A few minutes passed and I produced two more turds and she did three. By now someone else was waiting so I quickly wiped my bum and left to get back to studying!


PPG

Dropping turds next door to another guy doing the same

Like Anonymous guy, I too love the sensation of working on a firm thick log and all the pleasure it gives me. Especially good to have a guy sitting in the next cubicle and knowing that both of us can hear each other's loud plops! I remember once sitting on a toilet wanting to shit, but I knew there was another guy in the next cubicle who was not making any sounds. There was some vehicle outside the toilets with its engine running, and I wanted to wait till it had gone before I began plopping. The vehicle went, and it was all quiet in the toilets, so I began plopping. The guy next door started to do his own shit, and it was as if both of us were alternating, one plopping, then the other guy. It was great! Unfortunately, although I tried to time so that we both flushed at the same time afterwards and see each other as we left our cubicles, he was that bit ahead of me and so I don't know who he was. Anyway, it was a nice male bonding of the most intimate form as both of us just sat on our toilets dropping our turds in full knowledge of what each other was doing.


Observant Guy

Left a Surprise

Hello everyone,

I have another story about my neighbors. I got a treat yesterday, being that my wife had to work late yesterday. well today I was expecting her home at dinner time. I got home around 430pm and I didn't see Evelyn or Adrianna's cars in the lot. I kept a periodic lookout for Evelyn so that I might have a chance to listen to her pooping again.
I must have had the TV up too loud because I didn't hear Evelyn's car horn signaling the arming, however I did hear the door slam. I muted the TV as soon as I heard the slam…
When I started to track the footsteps, I thought they would be headed to the master bathroom, but they stopped short. They stopped in the hallway bathroom. I looked at my watch knowing that Adrianna arrives home at about the same time. I thought to myself that this time I was gonna have another listen to Adrianna.
She lifted up the lid. which I now realize is kept that way to keep her dog out. The downstairs neighbors started to argue, there was a heavy bassy voice, but it didn't block out the pitter patter of pee splashing into the toilet. The arguing commenced and the bathroom next door got quiet. Then I heard Adrianna sigh and grunt. There was a little bit of a very muffled plop. I listened with more intrigue and as I heard Adrinna getting the toilet paper she needed off the roll. Sounded like she used alot.
The couple downstairs stopped arguing, and the toilet flushed. Adrianna left the bathroom after washing her hands.
Right after Adriana left her bathroom, I left my I decided to get some fresh air and take the trash out. When I got outside, I looked around the parking lot. To my left outside the door was Evelyn's car. I looked down the rest of the lot and did not see Adrianna's car…
NO f'n way I thought... Evelyn must have had to go really bad, because she just pooped in Adrianna's bathroom. I tried to look again. But as I was walking to my car, I saw Adrianna pulling into the lot. She pulled up right next to my car and she got out and said hello. We talked for a second and headed inside. I proceeded to my bathroom when I got back in my apartment. I couldn't take up any more time because my wife came home.
She headed straight for our master bathroom and proceeded to take her evening poop. I saw the skidmarks later when I went to pee.
All I could think about was the funk that Adrianna must have walked into. Other than the obvious, I wonder why Evelyn pooped in Adrianna's bathroom?
what a surprise that must have been to smell that.

Happy pooping for all.

Observant Guy


fernando
Hey everyone. First to answer the questions posted by Jhonny: The time I crapped in the shower during gym class, I did not pee. I only pooped. As for your second question, yes I have pooped in the urinal before. I have done this twice. I love it. It feels naughty because you know someone could walk in and you'd get in trouble. One time I did this as a freshmen in high school. I had been holding in a huge poop all day and wanted to let it out but I wanted to have fun doing it. I hung out in the hallway and waited until everyone was in class and no one was in the hallway. Then I went to the bathroom. I felt nervous but also excited as I pulled my pants down and squatted my big Mexican butt over the urinal. I farted a few times and then slowly plopped out several mushy logs. I stopped being nervous and started to relax. I waited a few minutes to see if there was any more poop. I pushed and a little more came out. Then I quickly ran into the stall to wipe my butt. After I was done, I pulled my pants up, walked out of the stall and went back to the urinal to admire my work. There was a big stinky brown load just sitting there in the urinal. I kept wondering what the janitor would think when he saw it.


Sandra

To Katie

Katie, I hope you get to run into this man again. as It turns out Sean and I have been together for two years now, I still have not told him My witness account of him in the woods but have seen him in the bathroom many times since as we are very open about our bathroom habits. it really turns me on when he has to desperately take a shit. Try to get to know this man as it may turn out to be something much more than you bargained for!


Red

Shift work

Ugh. Part time hourly shift work is the worst, when it comes to constipation. If you have to take a dump on the clock, too effing bad. And the schedule varies wildly from day to day, so establishing a routine is impossible, not to mention the fact that I don't get to drink enough water on the clock.

In a nutshell, I'm constipated! I haven't pooped in about 4 days, which was normal for me once upon a time, but for the past few years any longer than 2 was unusual. I was finally able to pass a couple of small, very hard turds just a few minutes ago, but it was very difficult even being in a squatting position. I was nude, squatting on the toilet, and pushing harder than I care to. I felt my anus opening to a painful diameter as a thick, nobbly turd began to sloooowly come out. And every time I stopped pushing, back in it went. Finally I wrapped some toilet paper around my hand, pushed, and gently grabbed a hold of the end of the shit and slowly pulled. Eventually I got it out, and it was disappointingly small. I pushed for another couple of minutes only to drop a similarly small shit. I wiped (clean! I do love a no-wiper), flushed, and got off the toilet.

So unsatisfying. I know there's a ton more where that came from, but I'm hoping that maybe having unblocked the end, the rest will be easier to push out later in the evening. One can always hope, right?


Melissa K

Huge poo while skiing

The rest of my burrito came out in dramatic fashion on Saturday at (you guessed it) a ski resort. The same one from my accident in December. Luckily I didn't poop my pants completely this time, although I came close!

I still felt kind of sick for the rest of the week after my mini accident, and I couldn't poo no matter what. I tried eating large quantities of vegetables, fruits, and fiber, but nothing would budge. I didn't want to take a laxative, though. My mom, dad, and I left for a ski resort an hour or two away on Saturday morning, and I had no urge to go whatsoever. I hit the slopes at about noon, and my stomach started hurting. I farted to relieve the pressure, and I was fine for most of the afternoon.

When it got dark, snow came down really hard, and it was hard to see where you were going. Also, gas began building up in my belly, and I knew I should hold it in otherwise I might start pooing. Halfway up the lift, I was in pain, and I put my hand over my butt and let out a soft, continuous hiss of gas from my butt. Now that I knew I wasn't gonna poop, I pushed more gas out. Oh it felt so good! When I got off the lift, I skiied down a hill and got in line to go back on the lift. I felt a bit uneasy, and right when I was next in line to go on the lift, I knew I had to poop right then and there. I asked the attendant if I could leave the line, and he said no that I had to go up the lift. Some guy in his 20s was next to me on the lift, and I was doing everything I could to hold back from totally pooping myself. Even as I squeezed my butt together, a constant hiss of gas came out from my butt hole. My belly started cramping, and then the lift stopped. Of course. I sat down firmly on the lift so nothing could come out too far. When it moved again, I felt a bit better and got off the lift at the top. I skiied really fast down a hill and to the lodge. I got my skis off, put them on the rack, and went into the ladies bathroom. I pulled down my ski gear, and sat on the toilet. A smooth, thick turd oozed from my butt into the toilet, and the relief I had was unbearable. I swear I was on the verge of having an orgasm as the turd came out! It just kept coming, and finally broke off after having curled around the bowl. I wiped and admired my masterpiece. The first turd was 2 inches wide and 8 inches long, and a slightly narrower turd, maybe 1.5 inches, curled around it. I decided to leave my creation for someone else to see ;)

Love, Melissa <3


Brandon T

comments & stuff

To: Shelly yeah porta potties suck and great story about your poop it sounds it was a pretty good one and I look forward to your next post thanks.

To: Tina great story its sounds you a nasty time and no TP I hate that and I look forward to your next post thanks.

To: Jas great story about seeing your aunts poop.

Thats all for now.

Sincerly Brandon T

PS. I love this site


oldpoop

Portapotties

To Shelly: I certainly sympathize with you about your bad experience with portapotties. The fault, though, is not with the toilets, but with the users. If the persons using the facility had done so properly, there would have been no problem. Men should raise the seat to urinate, just as at home or anywhere else (often there is a separate urinal off to one side; there is no excuse for having a seat spattered with pee, let alone poop). If that is done, any subsequent user can lower the seat, sit to poop or pee, and still leave the seat clean. Obviously, with a big crowd and many users, the tank below the seat will eventually fill, and the place will become smelly; but a bare minimum of thoughtfulness will at least leave the seat usable for the next person. The portapotty itself is merely a tool; it is careless users that are horrendous.


Medium-Size Al
Had the weirdest experience yesterday on a flight. I was just traveling from my old midwestern college to my current hometown, and on the plane, my bowels were feeling really full. But I hate shitting in airplane johns, and I felt like I could hold it. Anyway, I finally got into an airport men's room during the layover. You know that rhyme, "Here I sit, broken-hearted, tried to shit but only farted?" Well, yep. I just cut these machine gun farts into the bowl, but no poop. I felt like something was in my rectum pushing out, but I just could not get it out. This continued all layover--like three times I went into the bathroom, and each time, just PBT-PLP-PRT-BRRT, but no solids. It was so peculiar, as I'm very rarely constipated; normally I poo average size, softish movements once or twice per day, unless I've eaten something that bothers me, in which case I shit a lot more (not watery diarrhea, but big fluffy quick poops). And when I finally pooped, it wasn't hard at all, just my normal load. What the hell, body? Has something like this ever happened to any of you folks?

Also, a few comments.

Fernando: Back in HS, I was totally the king of farting in class. I just did not give a ????.

Shelly: My god, what a horror story about that porta-potty. I feel like I'd have to try hard to repress laughter if I witnessed that, though. And I know the workout poop well. I swim for fitness (though moving to a new town has not done great things for my exercise schedule) and normally just about my last few laps I start 'blowing bubbles,' if you know what I mean. And I agree about pooping in public or outdoors. There's just something about knowing that there could be witnesses that's so liberating, like 'no, random stranger, I have nothing to hide."

Anthony: Oh, boy, I'm in the same boat regarding a fetish for seeing women on the toilet. For me, it's not really about the bodily function itself, actually, just that the intimacy of seeing such a private moment is a major turn-on for me. My previous GF and I would pee together all the time, but we never breached the poo barrier--mostly because I graduated about 7 weeks after we got together. But that's a whole big pile of metaphorical shit, and this site deals with the literal sort.

Lily-May: Hoo boy, what an embarrassing thing to happen. Talk about bad timing. Michael sounds like he was really sweet about it though.


Natasha
Megan: Sounds like a very urgent, but relieving poo you had at the shops. I'm also not surprised that the other girl seemed very desperate and had marks in her knickers. I know that a lot of the girls at my school will not poo at school. And if I feel the need after lunch, I usually just hold it as well. Then by the time I get home, I'm very desperate and often have marks in my knickers.

Abbie: Good to hear you're doing well with having a poo fairly regularly. I've been avoiding getting badly constipated, but I certainly wouldn't mind if I could poo more often. Since school is back on, I've fallen back into my usual routine. I try to go for a poo at lunchtime if I feel even the slightest need, but a lot of times the urge comes after lunch. Which, as I said in my comment to Megan, means I have to go very bad by the time I get home after school.

On Friday, I stayed over at Brooke's house. In the evening before bed, we were watching a film. About halfway through, I began to feel a need to poo. I hadn't been in a few days, so I knew it would take me a while. I didn't want to make Brooke wait so I just held it. The need grew stronger but I managed to make it to the end of the film.

As soon as it was over, Brooke said she needed the loo quite badly. I told her I did as well. She put away the film and grabbed her nightie before heading to the bathroom. I grabbed my nightie and followed her. I told her I needed a poo and asked if I could go whilst she changed. She said it was fine.

We went in together and she removed her trousers and lowered her pants as she sat on the toilet. She weed fiercely for a short while, then wiped and flushed. As she began to change, I took off my trousers and lowered my pants and sat on the toilet. I weed briefly and began to poo. Even though I had been desperate, I needed to give a small push before my poo started to come out. Several poos came out quickly and the smell of my poo was quite strong.

I blushed and said sorry. Brooke said it was no problem. I pushed another few pieces and then I was done. I wiped a lot before I felt clean and flushed. By then Brooke was brushing her teeth. I started to change into my nightie as she finished brushing. She left the bathroom and I brushed my teeth before returning to her room for bed.


John H

Comments and an old story

Hey all.
I have just remembered an old story from when I was a child that I'm going to share.
First though some comments.

@Shelly, hey I agree that port-a-potties sure can be disgusting places, especially if they are at a music festival. Sounds like you were better off heading for the woods. I remember one festival I was at a few years ago and a large group of people knocked over one of the toilets while there was a person in it. I felt so sorry for the poor person that was trapped in there. The security kicked the people out that done it as far as I remember. That really sounded like a very enjoyable dump you took. Looking forward to reading more of your posts.

@Rylee, Hey and welcome to the site. I just want to say that I really enjoyed your story. It was very well written so you should have a bright future as a writer ahead of you. I'm really looking forward to reading more of your stories.

@Katie, Thanks for your comment. Hope you will post more stories soon.

@Isabelle, Thanks for sharing your story with us. I enjoyed reading it so I didn't mind if it was a repost.

@Anthony, Hey. Really enjoyed the story of you getting to see your aunt on the toilet. Sounds like a memory you will have for a lifetime.

That's all the comments for now I think.

This story is one I had totally forgotten about and it only came back to me recently.
When I was a child there was a family that lived next to me and I was always in their house and they were always in mine. There were three girls in the family and one of them was my age with the other two beeing a little older than me. Actually as far as I remember one of my first posts on here was about one of the girls. She would always let me come to the toilet with her and that's partly where my toilet interests began I think.
Anyway One day when I was around 7 or 8 me and the three girls and some other friends were in the shed behind the girl's house. For some reason the oldest girl who would have been 10 or 11 made me and two other guys there pee in a large plastic container, this would have held a lot of liquid. I didn't mind as I thought it was just part of a game. She would ask us if we had to pee, and when we did we would stand around the container and pee in it while the girls watched.
Then the oldest girl gave us water to drink so that we would have to pee again a little while later. As far as I remember her parents found the container almost full of pee in the shed a few days later. She must have had some explaining to do haha.
That's my story, sorry some of the details are not clear in my mind as it was many years ago when this happened.

That's all for now.
Take care all,
John H


Tuesday, January 22, 2013


Shelly

Port-a-Potties are horrendous

We all know about them. Whether it's a certain camping spot, an outdoor concert, a construction site, you name any place with no facilities nearby, you eventually have to deal with them. And are they ever terrible!

Once, when I was at an outdoor concert during the summer, I felt the need to take a piss, so I went to the row of these hideous things. I opened the door and bolted out 5 seconds after what I just saw: piss splattered and shit smeared on the seat, and the urinal filled with used tampons soaked in piss. Flies were hopping all over, so I just said to myself "screw this" and ran out to the woods instead. I wasn't alone as I saw a multitude of squatters and standers, most with puddles underneath, but even a few braved it out and laid some turds. I don't blame them for their lack of privacy; sometimes it's best to expose yourself rather than deal with unsanitary conditions like that.

However, that wasn't the worst that happened during that very day. A few younger kids, about 17-18 or so, were standing outside a porta potty that was actually separate from the line I mentioned earlier, which was actually nearby a booth that sold overpriced bottled water and snacks. They were rocking it back and forth to hassle the poor person that was using it. While security managed to rush toward the scene to kick them out, it was too late. The porta-potty tipped over and hit the ground on its left. The person unlatched the thing, all covered in blue water and liquified human waste, humiliated and completely in tears. It turned out to be another security guard, and from what I heard, the guard riled the boys' attention because he confiscated their alcohol from home. He was immediately walked off to get cleaned up. Truly mortifying.

On a lighter note, I took a really nice, fat shit today. I got home from work with that urge and proceeded to the bathroom. I pulled my black pants and thong down and sat, letting out a moderate pee stream for a few seconds. Then, my ass opened up and let out two thick logs that pleasured my anus and made some quiet splashes due to their length. Probably about 13 inches for the first one and 8 for the second, both slightly over 2 inches wide. Those are the best, and they're the best to show off when pooping in front of friends. Sadly, I did it alone and just flushed the damn thing while spraying some air freshener afterwards.

I hope to let off another big one like that soon. I just know that I'm not doing it in one of those filthy porta potties!


Tina

Noisy Soft Poop

I was at the mall with my boyfriend when i felt this cramp in my lower belly. I knew i needed the toilet. My belly rumbled loudly and i stopped walking. He asked me , "whats wrong?". I told him my stomach hurts. He asked where and i rubbed where it hurt. "Do you think you need to poop?" he asked. "Uhhmmm..." i was going to say something but then my belly rumbled again and i felt a big build up of pressure at my butthole. "Yes! ill be right back!" I said and walked off quickly to find the closest toilet. I found the malls bathrooms but they were quiet busy, i got inside and stood in a short line. While i was standing there, my belly moaned loudly and i felt more movement going towards my butthole. I clenched it as tight as i could. I rubbed my rumbling belly as I desperately waited for a stall to open. I felt like i couldnt wait any longer so when the next stall opened up, i just cut infront of two other women and ran straight in and slammed the door. I didnt mean to slam it but at the moment i wasnt paying much attention, i just needed to poop very bad. I pulled now my shorts and panties and sat on the toilet, my cheeks spread so my butthole was now directly over the water ready to release. I finally relaxed and a gassy blast of air came out with the first semi-hard log of poop. After the biggest one was out, i pushed and farted very loudly. It sounded terribly wet and was very smelly. Soft poop started to shoot out of my butthole, making it so dirty around it. I farted again, louder than the first time and i heard people say "ewww" . I didnt care though, i was relieving myself. The wet soft runny poop continued to drop out my now poop covered butthole. I let out one more fart while pushing to check if i had anymore poop. I looked around and there was no toilet paper or toilet cover seats i could wipe my butthole with. My poor butthole was covered in poop and there was nothing i could do about it. I flushed and pulled up my panties and shorts, washed my hands and left.


Rylee

Replies and Comments

Wow. I was hesitant about posting comments in the meantime since I wasn't sure how my first post would be accepted, but all of you surely can make a girl feel welcome! All of the comments and replies were very sweet, and thank you for reading!

Megan, thank you for the welcome, and I'm glad you liked my post! I've read some of your stories too and I adore the ones with you shopping, since I'm loving going in public restrooms with others around. If I'm in a middle stall with women on each side, that's better...if we're all pooping, that's a bonus. I look forward to reading your next one.

Jemma_R, thank you for the compliment! When I was more shy, toilet paper in the bowl would have been sheer genius, although now it seems I like to be "noisier" with others around. As for your upcoming post, that has to be quite a feat--no stalls at all! Aside from some girl scout camp experiences, I don't think I've ever used a restroom without stalls. I am eager to read about your experience, and I'll try to post some camp stories too.

Bill, thank you for the kind words! I write all the time and love to be as descriptive as I can (which comes in really handy for writing about pooping). One good thing about finding this site is that the stereotype I had (which had caused my earlier grief) have become completely shattered. It seems most people think that guys take out ads on billboards to brag about their poop while we girls burn any trace of evidence it ever happened...and heavens forbid if a girl has any interest in pooping! However, I'm finding more and more that that's *not* the case at all, and that's been more refreshing than I could have possibly imagined. It's nice to see there's a healthy mix, with both guys and gals of all ages and locations and backgrounds who have varying levels of comfort on the subject, some having been in the same boat as you and me and can overcome that embarrassment...and even enjoy it! As for more stories, it's a busy school year, but I will definitely be posting again soon.

Brandon T...thank you, and yes, I don't think I had to go again for several days after that! My dumps are usually somewhat bountiful, but not *that* much so, and nothing of that urgent a nature since then (at least not yet).

PN, thank you! I'm glad you enjoyed it.

Isabelle and Anne...your posts were a very fun read. I found your accounts of watching your companions' poo coming out to be very intriguing. I've recently fantasized about myself in a situation like that, but with me on--how shall I put it?--the "receiving end" (I must have an exhibitionist streak, even though it's still fantasy at this point as I don't think I have the guts to be *that* brave yet). Also, Isabelle, I love outhouse stories; I've had some opportunities to use outhouses (I was born and raised in Wyoming but moved to the east coast a year ago) and they're always fun. Back when I used them, I too would sometimes go with others around...it was a purely social thing then since I didn't really care about it at the time. Now it would be exciting on a whole new level!

Thanks for the welcome, the comments, and the stories, everyone! I'll post some more as soon as I can. I'll say it again: this site is absolutely wonderful.

Rylee :)


Esteban

Back to Doorless stalls

(Zip, the bidet was in Rome.) Between a heavy workload, travel and cold weather, I haven't been to my favorite men's room in a while. But today I woke up to beautiful warm weather, and decided to go for a morning walk on the beach.

I pulled into the parking lot, ditched my sweatshirt - it was too warm for anything more than a t-shirt, and headed for the men's room in the corner of the parking lot before heading off on my walk.

There are two doorless stalls and one was taken, very unusual. He was leaning over, head down, arms on his thighs so nothing showed, and he didn't look up when I looked in. A guy was standing and pissing in the other stall - I don't know why they have to piss in the toilet, I don't shit in the urinal. He saw me waiting, but took his time anyway. Finally, he finished fumbling with himself, zipped up and flushed.

I stepped in, dropped the toilet seat, wiped it down with my antibacterial wipes and sat down. There was water on the floor so I could only drop my shorts and blue-gray boxer briefs just past my knees. I'm not shy, but I didn't want wet pants. I knew I had to go, I could feel it, but it was a struggle to get started, so I pushed hard and grunted a couple of times while guys walked in to piss. I was in the stall nearest the door so they all walked by me. Some looked into my stall, especially when all the urinals were taken. No one said anything; this isn't junior high anymore.

One guy in a white t-shirt and long pants walked by, saw the stalls taken and walked back toward the door. I assumed he headed for another men's room. I finished up with a couple of last pushes. I wiped from behind because with my shorts at my knees I couldn't spread my legs to get in from the front, my preferred method.

I stood up, looked to see several smallish turds in the water, none of them big, but there were several there. I buttoned the fly on my cargo shorts, and as I exited the stall, white t-shirt guy was still there. He rushed into the stall, sat down without wiping the seat or spreading paper and there was an immediate sound of gas and splash. The guy had to go! Too bad he didn't say anything. I could have hurried. (The first guy was still there.) I washed my hands, turned on my music and headed out into the sunshine.


John H

live poop after a night out

Hey all I decided to do a live post as I haven't anything out of the ordinary to post. This dump was taken after a night out with lots of alcohol and takeaway food consumed so I expected a messy dump but it turned out a little different. I had been letting out soft smelly farts all day and after my dinner I could feel the pressure building so I headed for my bathroom.

Sitting on the toilet. There is strong pressure on my hole. I'm enjoying holding the load back. It is probly going to be very soft.
Its pressing to get out now.
I'm relaxing my hole.
I can feel it coming it is opening my hole and coming out slowly. Its not as soft as I thought it was going to be. There is some crackling noises. Its getting very wide. The first part broke and splashed into the toilet. The next log is already on the way out its slowing down now as I can feel it getting even wider than the first log. Its stretching my hole and feels so good as it is starting to move quicker now. The largest part is out and its getting softer as it comes out. The second log splashed into the water and the third one is coming out. Its very soft. Pushing the last of it out now. Relaxing for a minute I can feel more poop inside. Going to push a bit, I can feel it coming.
My hole is opening as there is wet sounding farts coming out and some very soft poo follows. I'm still pushing hard now to make sure its all coming out. I can feel some soft poop around my hole. Its going to be a messy clean up. Pushing again more farts and soft poop coming out. There is a strong smell of poop in the bathroom now. I think that's the last of it. It took five large bits of toilet paper to get myself cleaned up.

Feel a lot better after getting that out.
Sorry if it is not that well written I was typing fast as I wanted to write everything down as it was happening.
That's all for now.
Take care all,
John H


Katie

Responses

Hello again everyone! I read some of the great stories you all have posted. I wanted to respond to a few of you as well.

To John H: Thank you! I am glad to be here. I really did enjoy the show and I think you might be right on not mentioning anything to him.

To Anne: Thank you for the sweet words and I am glad you enjoyed it as much as I did.

To Janna: Thanks for reading my story! As to the size of his movement; the first log was impossibly long! I would say it had to be well over a foot, possible two feet! The second was about a foot long and the final only a few inches.
I certainly do want to break the ice with him next time I see him. Unfortunately I haven't been to the trail in some time, maybe I will go again soon once the weather warms up.
And please try to post your story again. I would love to read that as well as any other stories you might have!

To Sandra: I read over your story as well. A few times honestly. It is a wonderful story and I am glad to see that I am not the only one who has had this kind of experience. It sounded like Sean had to go as urgently as the man I watched! And he was fortunate enough to have something to wipe with, as I think about the man I watched I wonder how he felt to leave without any kind of clean up. I also have to say I am quite envious as you had the courage to look him in the face and smile at him afterwards. That is a really great story and I thank you for sharing it with us!

Thank you again to everyone and I hope to have more experiences in the future that I might share with you all!


Brandon T

comments & stuff

To: Isobelle as always another great story it sounds like you and your friend both had a great pee and poop in that outhouse i bet you both felt pretty good afterwards to and even if this is a repeat story its still a great story and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.

To: AshleyAshley as always another great story it sounds like you had a really good poop even though it was kinda messy I bet you felt pretty great afterwards to and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.

To: Kayla B first welcome to the site and great story it sounds like you had a nasty time but it might end a good thing from the sound of it between you and your crush it kinda brought you closer together which may lead somewhere and please post anymore stories you may have thanks.

To: Ciara first welcome back and great story as always I look forward to reading any news ones you will have thanks.

To: Shelly first welcome back and great story it sounds like you had a pretty good poop in the gym bathroom and it sounds like the toilets are low flow or have a presure problem and I look forward to your next post thanks.

To: Anthony great story about seeing your aunt pooping it sounds like she really had to go and enjoyed having your company as well please share anymore like that if you have any thanks.

To: Abbie as always another great story it sounds like you and those other women all really had to poop and I bet you all felt pretty good afterwards and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.

Well thats all for now.

Sincerly Brandon T

PS. I love this site


Jas

For Anthony

That was a nice story.When I was around five,I remember when my aunt and uncle and two cousins came over,one was a boy and the other a girl.Well that day I walked in the hallway and the bathroom door was open and I saw the girl cousin on the toilet with her dress pulled up(she was around five also)She saw me,and made the AHEM at me,So I just walked on.She wasn't very much to look at at that time.Any way after I walked past the bathroom,I heard pshh,and another pshh.
She left the bathroom without flushing,and I went in there and saw a log and a little broken peice.the turds where brown and soft looking.


Jhonny

Questions for fernando

Fernando I have two questions for you. The first one is did you pee too in the shower of your school and the second one is did you poo in the urinal as I did one time in the bathroom of my school?
Thank you for your answers fernando.


Megan
Rylee- Welcome to the site! What a way to break the ice! I enjoyed your story and it sounds like you really blew the place up! If I'm going to be loud I do get embarrassed about it somewhat, but I know everyone has to go and I've heard plenty of other women doing noisy poos so it's ok! Like you I'm not shy about going and I do enjoy hearing or seeing other girls go to some degree, and you're right, it's nothing to be shy about! Looking forward to more posts from you!

Anne- Great story! I've heard about single use toilets set up like that with more than one toilet deliberately, but I've only ever see them in a club I went to once!

I did a normal poo yesterday so whatever affected me on Monday was only temporary, luckily! I'll post again soon once I'm back at university.


Sunday, January 20, 2013

 

Thursday, January 3, 2013

Annoyed Hiker


All the talk about pooping outdoors leads me to comment... please, people! Dispose of your poop correctly. This means carrying a shovel and digging a hole 6 inches deep, well away from anyplace that somebody is likely to step. If in doubt about the correct procedures, check out the brochures and maps that you get at the visitors centers at most parks. Or get the book How To Shit in the Woods, by Kathleen Meyer (you can get it from Amazon). It doesn't enhance the outdoor experience to come across some guy's bowel movement sitting on the ground in sight (and smell!) of the trail. A couple of weekends ago, hiking in the Smokies, I barely missed stepping in a large coil of soft shit that somebody had deposited right in the middle of the trail. And no, it wasn't from a bear: they don't use kleenex to wipe their butts!


Mr. Noname
Hi All!,

Nice to read posts from all the regulars. Welcome new posters!!

I just got back from a three week trip back home and so I haven't had anything to post. My girlfriend wasn't able to accompany me and so our buddy dumping pattern was broken for awhile. It's taken awhile to get back on track and this morning we managed our first good session together again. Nothing spectacular, but it's something.

Right after breakfast we both got that familiar urge, so we spread out the paper on the floor. I went first. Mine was one of those usual mushy ones which comes out so quickly and amazes my girlfriend who complains that her poops take a little time and effort to get started. It must have been that spicy sauce we made for the kebabs last night! It was also a gassy one with a few splutters. Whew-ee!
Then it was her turn. She stepped out of her panties and squatted over the paper next to my mess. Her little pink hole opened and domed out a bit to reveal a soft, light brown turd about an inch and a half wide which came out rather quickly. Following that was a hissy fart and another turd of the same width and length, about 4 inches long. Finally there was one more small piece and she was done. She says she hasn't had time at work to eat her "buddy dump bread" which is so rich in grain and fiber and which seems to help her produce the massive dumps she was doing a few weeks ago. I'm encouraging her to try to eat more (especially that she has been under some work-related stress lately) and to eat regularly. Hopefully we back to some better buddy dumping sessions soon. i'm still waiting for another "monster" turd like I haven't seen for weeks!!

Looking forward to reading and commenting on the next new posts, so keep 'em coming!

Happy grunts and plops to all!


kakadu
wow kevin your bathroom must be awfull big, how come all your brothers and friends are ok about whatching each other dump and then wipe.



Ihad a dream that there was this giant tiolet in the mall and who ever sat on it and made the biggest load got 10,000 dollars. People were cheering me on! When I woke up I filled my underpants up to the hilt with shit!


Kendal
Hello Everyone. I'm back from Grannie and Grandad's now and very excited to read the post from best friend Linda GS, and I had to get a hankie out when I saw that Ellie and Little Lou were back again ! Andrew has told me he wrote here a few hours ago and what he said, so I won't repeat anything, hopefully !

CRYSTAL: That was an excellent first story from you. Fancy sitting on the toilet with a lap-top on your knee so you could describe what you were doing as it was happening ! That was cooooolll ! But your sleeping bag wetting was an even better story. I've been lucky and have never had anything like that happen to me. Just like you, I've shared a sleeping bag with my girl friends (I'm definitely not lesbian either) Once with my old best friend Chloe who I don't see very often now and several times with my current best friend Kirsty. She's 12 like you, but unlike you, she hasn't started her periods yet. Neither have I, but then I'm only 11. There was one night when Kirsty was bursting for a wee but she didn't want to wake me. Eventually though, she decided she just couldn't hold on any longer and had to wake me. We went to the toilet together, and there was a wet patch in her panties where she had dribbled a small bit before she got to the toilet ! Hope to chat with you ! some more some time. And don't worry, no one will know who you are. The moderators won't let you post anything that identifies you specifically. Love Kendal.

ELLIE & LITTLE LOU: I am so very glad to see my old friends return here. Andrew guessed that you were gone because Kev might have taken his computer with him. However, I'm very pleased to find out that he is back home with you enabling you to come back here ! I guess that must mean he is being better behaved, and that you and Little Lou have at last got your "nice" big brother back again instead of the "nasty" one. Glad you managed to watch the film Lawn Dogs. Now you know what I look like ! And now you also know what fun it is to wee down a car windscreen. I think I wet just about everything, my legs, my panties, my plimsoles ! Even the back of my skirt which I hadn't quite pulled far enough from under my bum ! I have a lovely mental image of you and Little Lou and Courtney taking it in turns. I wish I could have been there to join in !! I can't quite remember when you were last here. It seems ages ago, and so much has happened to me. I don't expect you will have! been able to read all the old posts since you were last here, so I'll give you a short resumee. Apologies if you already know any of this. I lost my Dad on the 30th April. He died because he had a weak blood vessel leading from his heart, and it burst. So I was forced to go and live with my Mum in Cumbria. Then, While I was on holiday with Andrew and his Mum and Dad, and my friend Kirsty and also my step sister Emily, my Mum had the baby she was expecting, a little boy called Thomas. He was fine, but Mum wasn't, and she died too ! So I took the chance to come home to Devon, and I now live with Andrew and my Aunt and Uncle. There, thats all that has happened to me since April, in only four months ! But I'm fine otherwise, with the kind care and attention of Andrew, and my Aunty PV and Uncle Rizzo, and Linda GS and her family. And now I've got you back again. I've missed you all very much, and I can't wait to hear about all that you have been up to. Please, please write agai! n soon. Lots of love to you all, love from Kendal xxxx

LINDA GS: Gosh girl ! I think I'll have to get Cousin to lock you in your room, to protect Andrew from your advances !!! ( Hey, definitely just kidding !!) I'm surprised you didn't proposition him with a comb ! Andrew has gone very red at the side of me now ! However, he says he would be delighted to comb your hair again for you, especially when you are wearing black pampies ! Linda, I really wish you could experience my Grannie's high toilet. I did have one major poo on it, that splashed my bum so much that PLUNGING PLOP GUY will be jealous for years ! And of course you were there to hold my hand and gab to me !! Talking about that first time I had a poo on a toilet, I don't actually remember being scared at all. I was probably more scared about pooing my pampies. And given that it was Dad who took me for my first poo, I suspect it would have been a really pleasent experience because he would have been holding me all the time on the seat so I didn't fall in. In fac! t, I bet he was giving me a huge hug while I did it. I wish I could remember, but to be honest, I can't really. Wonderful story about Elena and when she pooed in her pampers while hiding among the clothes ! Must go now because it is way past my bedtime, and I'm sure Andrew is waiting for me to go so he can go to bed as well. But I must just say one or two other things. Don't talk too often about how I would like your Cousin to see me on the toilet. Yes I would, very much ! But I don't want him to get faint again. I remember him telling me that when I first said something some while ago. And secondly, Andrew is now trying to work out what he could leave behind in your bathroom so he could play the same trick on you ! His comb perhaps !?!! Love you my friend, xxxxxxx Got to go before Andrew can get his finger on the back deleting key to remove my "And Secondly....." ! ( Or should I be calling him Drew where you are concerned !!?! ) Lots of love from Kendal ( to Miguel, Ele! na, Kendal and Lynda as well xxxxxxx )

PS to ELLIE: Am I allowed to use the "C" word ? Are you still going out with "C" ?


Zip
When I lived in a dorm, in college, I was always fascinated by the way guys took a dump. I lived with these guys for about a year and so I was able to check out their different dumping styles. Some of the guys I remember
-Ed, a big red-head. Always a smelly dump. Only wiped once or twice.
-Mike, tall, good-looking blonde guy. Always dumped quickly. Only in the stall a few minutes. He stood and faced the wall to wipe. I could see the top of his head above the stall door.
-Shane, friendly, athletic guy with brown hair. Took his time to dump. He would only pull his pants/shorts low enough to be able to crap (usually around his thighs). He was the first guy I saw who crapped while on his toes the entire time.
-Ross, kinda cocky, black hair, fair skinned, very attractive. Liked to walk around in his underwear, usually BVD briefs. He would usually take his briefs off and hang them on the hook on the back of the door while crapping naked.
-Ernie, short, nice Latino guy. He would start talking to you if he saw you at the sink or urinal, and he'd keep on talking while he crapped. It was funny to talk to him, because you would hear his voice and breathing change if he was straining.
-Carl, dark-haired, olive skinned, kinda quiet. He would take some wet paper towels into the stall with him to wipe. Usually spent more time wiping than dumping. Always pissed long and loud while on the toilet.

Just some observations.


Adrian
I like the latest picture of a delightful lady sat on a loo which looks large enough to take even the biggest of loads!

Did anyone see the BBC2 documentary "Lifters" on Tuesday night? A young man who made his living out of shopflifting was being interviewed but he wasn't any easy character to interview. On the morning of his 18th birthday the interviewer had agreed to collect him for an appointment with his Probation Officer. To put it mildly the young man wasn't too co-operative. At one stage he went into the toilet, turned his back to the cameraman and, standing in front of the loo, did his early morning wee-wee whilst the 'interview' was going on. It's not often that you get to see or hear a live wee on British TV but last night was one of the exceptions.

Sarsen. I was interested to hear about your experience whilst on naval training. Presumably that was before you took up teaching. I'm not surprised that you felt unable to wee so publicly like that. To be honest, I think I'd have had difficulty too. That said, I think if you'd been really desperate you'd have managed to empty your bladder or, more probably, it would have emptied itself. None of us can last indefinetly without going.

I hope you weren't offended by my response to your last post in which I suggested that that teachers and students should be subject to the same rules as regards leaving lessons to go to the loo. It was just that I felt it was an area where fairness mattered.

Have you had a good dump lately?

Regards
Adrian


Lawn Dogs Kid
Hey, who saw Lawn Dogs on the TV in England then ? It was on Sunday night quite late on BBC2 !

I heard Kate have another poo while I was in Cumbria. She went to use the toilet that is situated in a shared bathroom between her room and Emily's. We were all in Emily's room at the time when she got up to go, and she carefully closed the door and locked it. However, none of us heard her close the door on her bedroom side ! So, feeling very naughty, Kendal, Emily and I crept out of Emily's room and along the corridor and into Kate's room. Sure enough, the bathroom door on her side was wide open. However, the toilet is at the opposite end of the bathroom to the door, so you can't see anything unless you go right in. Kendal and Emily were in stitches when I teased Kate by creeping up to the bathroom door, and then announced in a loud voice "just going for a pee girls" ! There was a very loud sharp intake of breath from Kate as she realised where I was, and what was about to happen, not that I would ever have done it of course ! She shrieked, "DON'T YOU DARE, YOU RUDE B! OY, GO AWAY... NOW !!!". In the couple of second silence that followed, there was an almighty crashing plop. The three of us descended into absolute hysterics, but not the loud sort. You know, the squeeky sort of "Mutley" style of laughing, because we none of us wanted to upset Kate further. "I SAID GO AWAY !!!" was all she said in response. So we quickly disappeared back to Emily's side. When Kate came out of the toilet, she marched right up to me while I sat on Emily's bed. There was a long silence before she gave me a smack on my arm, and trying to keep a serious face, she proceeded to give me a smack on my arm with each word she uttered " Don't..do..that..to..me..again !". I made my apologies (genuinely) and later told her I wouldn't have gone in. She told me "I know you wouldn't have done. I was just caught by surprise because I didn't hear you come into my bedroom. I know you don't watch Kendal unless she invites you". Now it was Kendal's and my turn to look shocked ! ! "I know you both do". Emily turned very red. The poor little thing assumed that Kendal and I would think that she had told her sister our secret. However, Kate explained how she had heard Kendal and Emily talking about it one day. "Don't worry" she said, "I won't ever tell, I love you both too much to get you into trouble. But I prefer to go to the toilet on my own". Kendal and I told her we respected that, and I promised not to play the same trick on her again. And guess what ? Kate showed both Kendal and me how much she trusts as by going to the toilet next time without locking or even closing the bathroom door !

SARSEN: The moderators don't like us to lose our anonymity on this site, so all I'll say is that Kendal and I live in a village that is not far from the town of Tiverton. So we are in North Devon rather than the south of Devon that you refered to. Were you based in Dartmouth for your naval training then ?

KIM & SCOTT: I was joking really when I said that I felt I didn't have many friends at the moment. Every one wanted to call me Showery Shorts all the time ( except for that babe of all babes, Linda GS XOXO ! ). Even so, your kind greeting has made my day ! Look forward to your next removed skin-tight-blue-skirted, nudey, quivering, shuddering, horse sized poo ! Love Andrew.

ELLIE & LITTLE LOU: My God ! Kendal and I thought we'd never hear from you again ! Its so good to have you back with us ! So you watched Lawn Dogs on Sunday night did you ? Kendal and I were in Cumbria with her step sisters Kate and Emily and her half brother Thomas. We had crowded onto Kate's bed to watch the movie in her room because it was on so late, and we were all supposed to be in bed. Four on a single bed is quite a feat really. It is quite a big bed, but we could only fit two, side by side, leaning back on the bed-head. So Kendal sat between my legs leaning back on me, and little Emily did the same with her sister ( Kate is 12 and Emily 8, or is she 9 now ? ). Kate and Emily both gasped with surprise when they saw the little girl playing the part of Devon Stockard. Just as I've said before, the actress Mischa Barton and Kendal could be twins they are so alike ! So I hope you were paying attention. You will have a great image of what Kendal looks like no! w ! Kendal will be thrilled to read how you tried to repeat weeing down the car. And yes, she got herself all wet as well ! Now how accurate did you recreat the scene ? Did you have your panties down round your ankles ? If so, I bet you got them wet too !! Look forward to renewing our friendships. I hope that all your problems are behind you. Love from Andrew.

LINDA GS: Ahhhhhh ! You are so kind to me, not wanting to make me feel bad ! Well, Babe, I doubt you could make me feel bad even if you tried. The friendship between your family and mine due to this wonderful site is far too important. Anyway, even if you had used "that name", I would know you were only teasing me and wouldn't mean it ! You have to have humour, otherwise all you'd do is cry all day ! So you give me a good teasing whenever you want ( GRRRRRR ! ) Now, as for leaving your barret behind ( whatever that is ) in the bathroom so you would have an excuse to come in just as I let go the loudest of all plops, well, I would pretend to go all red with embarrassment while secretly being pleased that you had come in and seen me, and heard it ! Thanks for the story about Elena hiding in the clothes rack while she pooped in her pampers. And as for the reason for the cancellation of the Kendal potty show... I haven't laughed so much, well, since I showered my shorts! in the woods ! Kendal will be back in a few hours. I'll let her answer some more of your post. Love you babe XOXO.

PS: Black hey ? Hmmmmmmmmm.... !


PV
Hi all,

Been offline for a while, been real sick for a week and more -- temperatures dry you out and for the first week I only seemed to dump bumshot (nuggets), then antibiotic has given me the runs and an anus that itches constantly...!

GARY --

You said: "I love to hear about your urinal stories and adventures. Have you (or any other girls for that matter) ever been “caught in the act” in the men’s bathroom? If you have, tell us about it, and what you did / said / reacted. If not, tell us what you would do if you ever are!"

Sure! I think Louise and I went over this once before, but I'm sure it would bear repeating. I've been walked-in-on twice to date (not a bad record given all the dozens and dozens of times I've used mensrooms in the last few years.)

The first time was on a college field trip. I was using a tiny mensroom at a place adjoining the subject of our trip, and I went in wearing jeans, longsleeve shirt, sneakers, with my hair through the strap of a crewcap. There was only one floor urinal, with wide sides for privacy. The single stall was already in use, and I was standing onthe platform, weeing away happily when a guy came in. My back was to the door and it turned out with my dress so unisex he simply couldn't tell I wasn't a guy! I finished, grinned and walked out!

The second time was in college, I was using a continuous wall urinal, and was seen in profile, with better light so there was little doubt as to my sex... the row of stalls was behind the urinal so I heard a guy come in, walk past me and go into a stall. I made no sound, definitely no eye contact, just kept on squirting and looking down at my stream, and left when I was finished. He must have known I was female despite jeans and shirt, I cannot believe he was unaware!

As for what to do if the situation goes wrong -- if the place is inhabited on entry, I have a little speech of appology lined up, a "sorry, I'm in the wriong one" line, with a theatrical blush, followed by a swift exit. If challenged when already delivering a strong stream -- a nonchallant raise of the eyebrows and something laconic would probably break the ice. Disentangling afterward might be the problem. Caution is always the watchword...

ELLIE & LITTLE LOU -- welcome back, darlings, we've missed you! I hope you have lots of fun stories, and that everything is going well with you at home now.

KIM -- sweet evacuations there, honey! A swift log and a well-formed one (or two) are a delight. I can't wait to get back to producing some decent hotdogs again!

Cheers all,

PV


John(VT)
Hi, everyone!

Kim: You go, girl! 38 inches in two days... you're INCREDIBLE!! I bet
Scott really liked the one you left for his inspection, too, eh? Keep
up the great work, and let all of us fans know the details!

Gretel: Where are you?


Logger
kim and scott,
Nice to hear that you're still pushing out those huge horse sized logs, Kim! It's so mind-boggling to imagine that such a lovely little lady can pass turds of that diameter and length! I'm glad it gives you such great pleasure. What I wouldn't give to see one of your productions in person! Do you have any plans for some more outrageous public logging adventures? The world awaits.
Diane in New York,
What's going on there?


Wednesday, August 29, 2001


DONNIE ML

TO THE BEET LOVER.....
Yes, I eat beets quite a bit especially at the salad bar when I eat out. I dont pay much attention to the poop color but there are times I notice some red stain from the beets. Other times when I eat some colored foods my poop might be green, black, blue or other color.


Mikey
Hey ladies!Have any stories about using public bathrooms without doors on the stalls?Like in parks,camp grounds,schools,ect...That would be nice.:o)
Mike.


Kory
TO LORI: Thanks Lori, I wonder how many woman are ashamed of going for one reason or another? I dated this girl who was just like me and would never go in public, or anywhere but her house. And she said that it excited her to imagine a guy in that situation. Just wondered if you had any thoughts on the subject. Thanks Kory


Another Lurker
Tony from Scotland: Regarding your comment about water consumption. I race mountainbikes and during a long - i.e 3 hour - race, it is not unusual to drink 3 + litres of water. We tend to hydrate by drinking 1.5l up front, then drink a further 2 during the race.

Just my two cents worth . . .


Crystal
Babe E. - Yes there was another time, when I was at sleep away camp. I was eating lunch with a full bladder and thought I could hold it in. I was laughing with my friends about something and suddenly started to feel my bladder release uncontorlably. It was especialy embarassing since there was a bathroom right across the room and everyone in my age group was there and saw. But I am now more comfortable with peeing myself. Recently I was at school and on my period. I had to go badly and thought I could let out just a little since I was wearing a maxi. I was wrong and just let it all out. I seems that whenever I start a stream I can't stop it. I was laughing histaricly in the hall right after it happened. People looked at me weird since the stain was obvious, but I didn't care.

Austin - those brick partitioned unisex sound great! I would love to have a conversation with a guy over the brick while we both have a nice BM. Maybe even invite him over to my side and watch.


kevin from calgary
From time to time i read about guys using public washrooms with no doors on the stalls, up to now i have never come across such a thing-- till now.

i was at work just about the end of my shift and needed to poo, i made my way to the bathrooms wouldnt you know it closed for cleaning, i sighed and said a few choice words like DOHHHHH!!!.

well anyway i punched out got in my car and begun to drive home. about halfway i knew i couldnt make it, i was allmost doing it in my pants. i quickly pulled into a mall, parked my car and ran (and i do mean run)i was just about at the bathrooms when i lost control and i felt a heavy weight drop into my underpants not even slowing down i rushed into the mens room, and to my astonishment all the doors had been removed from the stalls.

at that point i didnt care, i went into the middel stall dropped my pants sat on the toilet and let it all out. i finally relaxed enough to check out my underpants one big light brown log not to smelly, now just at that point a guy with his young son came in, the man looked at me and caught site of my underpants he raised his eyes and said something under his breath, but his son (about ten i guess)said hey dad that guys done what you did yesterday he pooped his pants just like you did.

the man by this time had finished peeing grabbed his son and dragged him away. This is the first time i have experianced open stalls not sure i really liked it i think i still prefer the privacy of a closed stall. To finish off (hey get it finish off -- oh never mind) i chucked my underpants in the garbage i never bothered to wipe i find it takes to long when you have an accident, besides i was afraid someone else would come in while i was wiping.


Markus
Just out of curiosity, do any of you take a dump with the door open?

I try it when I'm home alone, and it's actually not so bad- I mean, no one's home, so it doesn't make much difference to me.


Billy and Kevin L
Jason, what else are you supposed to do? We all poop and that is what the toilet is there for. There is nothing to be ashamed of.

Last night for dinner, we had mexican food. With the refried beans and stuff, we really had to poop this morning. Josh and Jeremy got up first. Then Billy, me, and my friends bob, mike, cousin billy, jim and james. Mike pooped when he got up, and the rest of us went to breakfast. We did not drink a lot last night, so we didn't have to pee that bad. After breakfast, the rest of us had to poop. Jim and james went in first, while we got dressed and finished breakfast. They were done when we went in. I went in and sat down. I passed about 4 big logs. my brother billy said he's next. Josh was jumping around. He sat on his little potty and started to poop. I wiped and billy sat on the toilet. Cousin Billy couldn't wait, so he went to the guest room. While my brother was on the toilet, he wiped josh's butt, and jeremy sat down on the little toilet. He got up, and poop there was more poop in the toilet than water (it is one of those low volume toilets that use only a little water)! . We flushed. Bob sat on the toilet. Bob pushed out about 100 little turds. Mike came in and said he had to go again. Jeremy was done. The little potty was full of poop and pee. jeremy wiped. Bob said he would be about 5 minutes. So mike went to the guest room, and cousin billy said he was still pooping away. So mike came back. he said, what I am supposed to do? Bob said, I will be done in about 3 minutes. Mike said he cannot wait that long. I got the container from the little potty, told bob to get up for a minute and emptied it in the big toilet. Then I said to mike, use this. Mike said no way. then I said to mike, poop your pants. He said, I see your point. He sat down on the little potty. Cousin billy came in to brush his teeth. He said, you should have come back to the guest bathroom. Mike said, whatever. By this time he wsa busy pooping away. He filled the entire container. My big brothers were waking up. Mike had to go to work, Tim was going to go to his friends, and ! Tom was havign some friends over. Tim said, what you are doing? Are you a little boy? Mike grew red. He finished, and wiped. I told him to empty the container in the toilet and he did and flushed. My brother tom sat down on the big toilet. My brother mike said he can't wait and sat on the little toilet. My friend said to mike, are you a little boy? Can't you wait? Mike said, I can wait, but what is the big deal?

Anyway, we finished getting dressed and we have to go to our last day of day camp at school. We are going on a field trip to a museum and then we are going to have a picnic.


Sarsen
Tony: The UK military work on the basis of the average healthy, physically active male needs 6 litres of water per day. This includes water in food etc. Hiker's 3 litres seems pretty reasonable therefore.

This reminds me of something that happened while I was undertaking naval training about ten years ago. We were on an exercise on the River Dart in Devon (anywhere near you Kendal & Lawn Dogs Kid?). The small boat we were in had one 'head' (toilet) in the forward cabin but this cabin was used by our training officers and so the head was not available.

There was no option but to 'go' over the side, in the middle of the River Dart just off a riverside town. In the morning I felt the need to pee but, when I got up on deck and aimed into the water, performance anxiety got the better of me. One of the other trainees wasn't so shy though. He 'dumped' over the side, in full view of the shore, leaving a distinct brown stain on the side of the boat.


Bryian
I like that new picture

To Cody: I liked your story...let me tell you what i think...i think that is weird that they have cameras up in the boys bathroom and the stalls have no doors. I guess the school does that to watch out for people smoking etc.

To Jason: I liked the story about you dumping in the restroom at the bar. I don't think it was a bad idea for you to shit there as long as you are open about doing so. I don't think i would have waited for a private toilet...unless family members were around me.


Luc
TO UNSIGNED

About your inability to get totally clean after a poop and feeling "unclean", I agree with Tony from Scotland whose post is earlier on this page that moist towelets like Handiwipes used once or twice followed by a dry wide with paper should do the trick. You also should test first to make sure there isn't a "hanging chad", because if you mush it up on the first wipe you then spend several wipes getting rid of it. Also, I notice that if I force the paper into my hole, it will stay streaky. Just concentrate on getting the outside clean. I also hope you flush frequently if you are using so much TP. Someone in our office whom I call the "mad crapper" uses a roll of TP and clogs up the toilet. This is very annoying. Hope you work things out. Sounds a little neurotic and we all have enough problems without letting something like a little steak here and there get us down. Good luck.


RyanS
Hey everyone, sorry I haven't posted in a while, I just haven't had much to post about. But I do have a story from the past couple of days.


School started last Wednesday (8/22/01), I was thinking about taking a dump on the first day but I ended up going the night before for some reason, I didn't have to go the next day or the rest of the week. But I did have a little to let out during that week but not enough to go at school, Friday night is when I really started getting a good urge, but I wanted to go Monday (8/27/01) so I held it, Saturday morning I woke up and it was push back up my anal canal, so I didn't have any urges until later that day, then Sunday came along and the urge came in the morning time, throughout the day it got worse and I couldn't hold it any longer. So I took a dump Sunday afternoon, I let out some thick chunks, about 4 or 5, I had to break it up because I knew it wouldn't go down. Then later after I got home from church I had more to let out but I decided to save it for Monday.

Monday (today) came along and I was really nervous about doing it because I didn't really know what to expect. Well lunch came around and I ate my lunch then went off to the bathroom, I walked in and saw about 4 or 5 stalls and a couple of urninals I beleive (I didn't see them so I don't know for sure). I think I took the third stall. I pulled my pants and underwear down to my ankles and sat and let out a silent smelly fart, then I just leaned forward and relaxed my anus. Someone came in while I was passing my first 2 chunks of poop. The person burped and then started to pee (I assume at the urinals I couldn't see). When they flush I pushed out the 3rd chunk of crap and it plopped but was not heard because of the loud flushing. That guy left then only 10 seconds later 2 guys came in. I was finished pooping and decided to wipe with the paper hard TP that they supply, I stood up and dropped it on the floor but for some reason I didn't pick it up. I pulled my pants and underw! ear up and flushed (not flushing can sometimes show an image of immaturity so I decided to flush it and play it safe). I unlocked the door and walked out and the guy standing around looked at me and I walked over at the sink and washed my hands then went over and got some paper towels and dryed my hands, then I walked out. It felt good letting all the out because I was really starting to get some sharp pains in the lunch room.

Well that's all for now. See ya.


Ellie & Little Lou
Hi!

Some of you on this forum may remember us. We used to post here, using our brother Kev's computer. Unfortunately, his behaviour meant that Mum sent him to London to stay with our grandparents until there was evidence of an improvement. He took the computer with him, leaving us unable to post, but now, Kev and the computer are back!

For all you guys who are new here and don't remember us, I'm 14, and my little sister Lou is 9. Us, and our brother Kev (nearly 16), enjoy going to the toilet together, and we often pee outdoors together. Since our Auntie's death, our 5 year old cousin Courtney has been living with us too, and she joins in the fun. Me, courtney & Little Lou can all pee standing up.

LAWN DOGS KID:

Lawn Dogs was on on BBC 2 lastnight. We saw when the little girl peed over the car windscreen. Me, Little Lou & Courtney tried that this morning on a car that has been dumped in the woods. We took it in turns, while the other 2 sat inside and watched. It's a good job we were all wearing skirts cos the pee goes down the back of your legs!

Well, bye for now. Its great to be back, love Ellie & little Lou xxx


To Adam from England. Assuming you don't LIKE these little turds in your pants I would suggets two things to you: firstly don't use a urinal when you pee; go to a proper toilet (I know so many guys who've shit their pants totally because they were using a urinal with no urge to shit at all but it followed through before they could stop it; go to a proper toilet and sit down just in case. Secondly simply wear your shirt OUTSIDE your pants; tough if the ladies (or guys) you're trying to show off your pants' waistband to can't see it; better that than they see a shitty shirt!!


wayne
for those who like pee scenes in movies there is an australian film called a fist full of flies that has two pee scenes the first is where the daughter wets her panties and you see it running down her legs.
the second is at the end where the mother squats down by the side of the road and you get to see her from a distance.......


kim and scott
hello all!
TO LEO-hello there. fellow new jerseyan
TO NICHOLAS.HIKER,tony,DONNA,austin, AND OUTHOUSE SCOTT-I love your stories. keep em up!
TO INQUISIOR-hello. carmalita signed off for the moment because she is getting married soon and moving to another place. hopefully she will be back one day.
TO LAWN DOGS KID-hello.scott and I are your friends and so are many others on this board. dont feel like your all alone ok?
TO BUZZY-hello there. sorry to be away for so long but I am back. love your posts as always.
TO JOHN (VT)-hello there. recently I did what you suggested. I got up out of bed early one morning, wiggled into my spandex and exercised in my basement for two hours. after the workout I had two enormous bowls of total cereal, a cereal loaded in fiber. and just after I finished these two enormous bowls I had to have a huge,solid motion so I went upstairs to my bathroom. took my spandex off and sat my bare ass on the bowl and quickly pushed out a log that was 18 inches long. almost 4 inches thick. how about that JOHN? I hope you are happy with my performance. PLUS the very next day at night I sat on the toilet nude,crossing my legs as I was blow drying my long blond hair. I tossed my head back and closed my eyes,relishing the blow dry and the enormous log coming out of my ever expanding quivering pink butt-cheeks!then soon my whole body shuddered as I exploded a massive,horse sized bowel movement into the bowl. I looked down to see an enormous ,brown log in there.half of ! my log was in the bowl hole and the other half went all the way up to the surface of the water with the huge log head bobbing up and down like a top! I measured my log at 20 inches long. 3.5 inches thick. I left the log in there unflushed since my boyfriend scott was picking me up for a date soon and just loves to see my gigantic logs in the bowl like this!scott gets really aroused by seeing my enormous logs!haha.well be well all. love all your posts!



Monday, August 27, 2001


Althea
Hey you guys. I am regular. My bowel movements are huge like when I was a kid. I have been taking psyllium and bentonite. Bentonite is volcanic ash in water. It can be bought at a health food store. Both leech onto the intestine walls and form fiber. I have been evacuating foot longs and 4 and 5 inchers. They are firm and knobbly. I used to make these in 3rd grade. I am half thru with the bentonite. I will tell you what happens after.

Shanice: Sorry you got caught short.

Crystal: When I was 9, my parents went to the theater and left me at a family friend's house with their daughter. I ate dinner before at my house. My friend, Janette and I were lounging in our underwear when I felt the big urge. My friend accompanied me to the toilet. She said she had to pee. I let her. She lowered her yellow panties to her knees and urinated for 10 seconds. She wiped the underside of her vagina. She did not flush. She then pulled up her panties as I sat. I was wearing a white slip and white panties. With the slip bunched around my waist and panties to my ankles, I grunted. Baked potato sized pieces of doo-doo hit the water. There were four of them. Two of them exploded out with force. My friend was perched on her bathtub edge. We were talking and giggling. We even were comparing our bodies. Janette said she could not make #2 in school, unless it was a must. I told her I could not at all yet. As I was reeling off paper, her mom called for the both of us. W! e told her where we were and she was satisfied.

Plunging plop guy: I always use white toilet paper. Colored has irritating dyes.

Becky: Cruel, what happened to you.


Babe E.
Crystal -
Was the sleeping bag accident the only one you had or cried about? I had a few wetting accidents in grade school (kindergarten & first grade) in front of other kids and was so embarassed I cried too. I also was sick once and had a real soft poo (almost like the runs) in my pants in school too, that was really embarassing. I didn't want to go back to school after that; took my mom about a week to talk me into it. Also, a couple of other kids had accidents, too which kinda made me feel better knowing I wasn't the only one. Any of these ever happen to you?
Babe E.


Purple Pooper
Hey Red pooper!

It makes my poop purple, but then I eat several servings of beets, with the intention of having purple poop! I think it's cool, I've been doing it since I was little.


Lori
Brenda, I felt so bad for you when i saw your post.

I am in my late 20's and i've had them off and on since i was fourteen and i know how painfull they can be especially during a good solid poop

Well like i said when i was around 14 or so i felt something on my asshole when i wiped it felt like a little hard bump but it didn't hurt it was just very anoying but within a week it got bigger and i could even feel it when i farted, and soon after that it started to be very painfull when i shit.

I am glad that you are close with your mom and that she could help you like she did,but with me their was no way i could bend over and spread em infront of her it would have veen just too weird for me,so thank goodness for my sister Mindy,we were and still are very close and back then we shared the same room and saw each other naked just about every day so when i asked her to look for me she said sure no problem and i just droped my drawers bent over and she had a look at my sore little pooper and she says wow you've got like a couple of big bumps that look like pimples on both sides of your poop hole and i even remember her saying jokeingly to me don't fart and stuff like that and she told me i better get some stuff called preperation H which i did and that helped alot and thats what i use whenever i need to.

I did have my doctor take a look at them once when they were hurting so bad that i was afraid to shit but she said just to keep using the same stuff and thats what i do.


Kanga
One movie I know of with a good female piss scene is Outside Ozona. You can see her from the waist up and can hear her spray. You also see her wrap toilet paper around her hand to wipe her vagina (?). She's talking to her sister almost the whole time. One thing that takes away from this scene is that they both get murdered a little later. Do any of you other ladies out there wipe your vagina with paper wrapped around your four fingers? I know I don't. I always bunch it in my hands and dab all the moisture away. happy eliminations everyone

-kanga


Bryian
I was online last night talking to some online friends and i got a small urge and then it got really strong and i had to go poop. I must have laid a 10" log and then a bunch of smaller pieces on top. The log was the hardest and the rest of the smaller pieces were a bit softer. I must have been in the bathroom a good 10 to 15 minutes. Then i came back and talked somemore and then i went to bed and i decided to give my self a suppository cause i felt like there was alot of shit still up me. It worked a bit and i did feel better.....Then this morning i get up and get ready for work and i had to shit and then i got in the shower then i got dressed and i got online for 10 minutes and then i had to poop again. It was much softer then last night. I haven't been since this morning

To Red Pooper: I have heard that eating beets will turn your poop red. I never have had it happened to me. I'm not sure about eating red meat if it will turn your poop red. I do eat alot of red meat and my poop has never been red.


Neo Romeo
Movie Poop Fan.

I saw Jay and Silent Bob. There is a GREAT girl fart scene in it. The girl is very cute. They spoof the movie "Entrapment". She has to get by the laser beams by doing gymnastic type moves. When she finishes, she wrinkles up her cute little nose and looks to be pushing out a mean one. And the sound is perfect. I love actresses doing toilet scenes now. Mostly because they were never to be seen before. Now it seems common. What I want to know is, is in the script that way? I'd love to be in the room when an actress reads her script, and it says "Enter bathroom scene, with main charatcer (you) sitting on the toilet with pants down". It's gotta be weird right???


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