FARTY PANTIES

I went out briefly with Chanelle , we were both about 17 at the time , she was a very windy girl when we were out for dinner or even just watching a dvd at hers or mine she would keep going to the loo . At first I thought she had a weak bladder as it at least every half an hour , On a couple of  occasions I needed to go to the toilet straight after her and the toilet would smell of rotten eggs as we had only been going out a short time I would not mention it . What I liked about Chanelle the most was that she had a proper females bum, very curvy and bouncy, I loved touching her up through her leggings and if she wore a skirt I would touch her up through her panties.

What broke the ice was when I put my hand up her skirt when she was putting in a dvd and she accidentally farted, it made hardly any noise but just whooshed out onto my hand and was red hot and bad smelling like rotten eggs. She went very red and stuttered that she had a stomach ache from something she had ate and that she did usually smell that bad. I had to say that I had smelt that same smell when I had gone to the toilet after her, after a lot of teasing she admitted that she had an irritable bowl and needed to fart a lot , as gas would build up in her intestines and how she had gone to the toilet to fart. I said you go at least every 30 minutes do you really fart that much. I would fart a lot more but I hold it so as not to be to obvious and on many occasions she had eased farts out when outside and not near a toilet

I usually try and make sure it is noisy and the wind is in the right direction. I said I thought I had smelt something unpleasant a few times but assumed it was something else I said to her you are stupid trying to hide it as I was not offended if she needed to fart I even admitted it was a bit of a turn on as I was a big-time ass lover . She said I knew you liked my arse but never my farts.

She went to excuse herself to the toilet again when I said just let it go , I don’t mind seriously , are you sure she said , yes please its pointless keep going to the toilet .

She had on her work skirt that was just above her knees and fit very snug round her

Thighs and bum and I already checked her knickers out by feeling her up earlier tight white lace

An Unexpected Fantasy

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It was nine in the morning and cold and raining outside; the perfect morning for staying in bed. Staying in bed is even more fun, though, when you're waking up next to your hot wife. My hot wife, specifically. I rubbed my eyes and rolled over to face her. The movement woke her up, though she just buried her face in her pillow.
"Hey," I said, nudging at her with my knee, "good morning."
"Good morning," she mumbled back. Alyssa batted her pretty eyes and smiled as if she already knew what I was thinking. I couldn't help but grin and inch closer to her. "Perfect day for just sleeping in, huh?" Alyssa asked.
"Mmhmm," I agreed, resting one hand on her hip beneath the covers. She closed her eyes and settled back against the pillows again.
"Wake me up at ten," she laughed.
"Woah woah woah," I replied, pulling her closer, "come here, sleeping beauty."
"No!" she objected, burying her face in the blankets. I laughed along with her and squeezed her ass playfully. My stomach churned without warning, and I got a terrible idea.
"If you don't get out of there," I warned, "I'm going to Dutch-oven you." Alyssa laughed harder—I don't know if she was calling my bluff or what. With a grin, I sidled up as close to her as I could and pushed, forcing out a loud, muffled fart.
"Oh my god!" Alyssa cracked up, pushing the blankets away from her face. "That's awful!"
"Yeah, well, I warned you," I groped at her ass and pulled her against me, effectively grinding her against my morning wood. She bit her lip and smiled.
"You know how to be romantic," she teased. My stomach growled and I pushed again, this one equally as loud and bubbling as the first. Alyssa kissed me. I loved her sense of humor, just as she loved mine. This was common routine for us, especially for a lazy Saturday morning when neither of us had to work.
Aly slipped her hands around behind me and squeezed at my ass the same way I had done to hers. My stomach was still churning, and I mentally went over what I had eaten the day before that would cause me to have such bad gas.
"Might want to move your hand," I warned her. She smirked and moved her hand even lower.
"We'll see about that," she said. "Bet you won't do it." I shrugged and pushed out two short farts, one after the other. Aly just laughed her beautiful laugh and shook her head.
"I shouldn't have doubted you," she admitted. I nodded in agreement, but before I could say anything else, Alyssa slipped one of her legs up over mine, pulling my knee between her thighs. I raised my eyebrows as she lightly pressed her crotch against my leg. I pushed back, enjoying the way she ground against me for friction. She was wearing nothing but underwear and a t-shirt, and I could feel the warmth of her core through the thin cotton of her panties.
"You okay there?" I asked. She leaned forward and kissed me, gripping my knee tighter with her thighs. My stomach gurgled ominously as we kissed, and I was beginning to wonder if it was actually just gas. I decided to test her limit, and as she kissed me, I lifted my ass slightly and pushed hard. A loud, wet-sounding fart slipped out. To my surprise, rather than pulling away, Aly's muscles tensed against my leg and she pressed harder, desperately attempting to get more friction.
I pulled my knee back a bit and slipped my hand between her legs to tug her panties aside, intending to toy with her and finger her a bit. I stopped when my fingers brushed against her panties and found that her thighs were wet and her panties were soaked through. She saw the surprise on my face and grinned.
"What?" she asked.
"You're fucking wet, baby!" I laughed in response.
"What can I say? You know how to get a girl going." Get a girl going? I couldn't help but raise an eyebrow and laugh. We'd been awake for three minutes and all I had done was fart, grab her butt, and let her grind on me.
I pulled her panties aside and rubbed my fingers against her; everything was slick and soaking wet already. Almost instinctively, I rubbed her clit with my thumb and pushed two fingers into her tight pussy. No matter how wet she got or how much we fucked, she was always the tightest of any woman I'd ever known. Aly moaned softly and closed her eyes as I slowly worked my fingers in and out of her. My cock was fully erect and practically begging to be played with, but I was content having my morning fun with Alyssa first.
I frowned slightly as my stomach growled again, feeling the pressure building. I shifted my weight; though we had been having fun before, I didn't want to ruin this moment. Without warning, Aly slid her hand down the back of my sleep pants and briefs, causing me to jump.
"Woah, woah!" I protested. She laughed and bit her lip.
"Bet you won't do it now," she challenged as a reference to earlier. I made a face at her, unsure of what to do. I continued working my fingers in her pussy, her hips subtly gyrating against my hand. Her right hand was pressed firmly against my ass, waiting to see if I'd do it or not.
"You asked for it," I taunted. I lifted my ass slightly and farted loud and hard. With a smile on her face, Aly pressed two fingers against my asshole and kissed me. I wanted to protest—I honestly did—but with the combined pleasure of her grinding against my hand and making out with me and touching me, it felt...surprisingly good.
I'd never let a woman touch me like that before and never, ever intended to, but there was something about it that just felt good in the dirtiest way imaginable. I didn't stop her. She wasn't trying to stick them in or anything, she was just rubbing my asshole with her middle and index finger in hard circles. I pumped my fingers into her harder and she had to pull away from the kiss to moan.
"Fuck, baby," she murmured as I worked her faster. Her thighs were shaking and I was wondering if she was going to come to her first orgasm so easily and so quickly. However, my stomach loudly bubbled again, causing her eyes to flutter open.
"Move your hand," I told her. Aly just smirked and stroked at my asshole with her middle finger.
"You give up?" she teased.
"Give up? I wasn't aware it was a contest."
"Unlike you to just give in," she said with a shrug. I shook my head at how crazy she could be, but pushed again nonetheless. I farted then and there with her fingers pressed between my cheeks. It was unusually hot and quiet, and I was starting to get concerned that I was going to have to get out of bed and head for the bathroom in a couple of minutes. Alyssa had other plans.
"Fuck!" she mewled with delight (though I wasn't quite sure what she was getting out of this). She pulled her hand away and reached around front, working my cock out of my sleep pants. Neither of us said anything as she pulled my erection out and stroked at it. She moved one of her legs up over my thigh and pulled herself against my body, lining my cock up against her soaking entrance. Her lips found mine and she pulled me into a kiss as my cock slid inside of her. Alyssa threw her head back and moaned, and I couldn't help but growl at the feeling of her tight pussy adjusting to my size.
"God that's good," she murmured. Aly reached behind me as I lazily pumped in and out of her and slipped her hand lower again. I didn't object when she began rubbing her fingers against my asshole, each thrust of my hips pressing back against her hand. She circled her finger around it, then lightly prodded at the entrance without forcing anything. I worked my cock the whole way into her in one hard thrust, and she bit her lip before massaging harder at my asshole.
"Babe," she started, "any chance you have to go?"
"Go?"
"Like...to the bathroom?" There was something playful, borderline deviant, in her eyes, however, that I couldn't quite put my finger on.
"I'm not getting up," I replied, burying my face against her neck. I was, however, beginning to feel the pressure in my stomach that let me know I was going to have to head to the bathroom eventually. Her pussy was so tight and wet—unbelievably wet—that nothing in the world could make me get up. Not even when my stomach growled again.
"Are you sure?" she rubbed a circle around the entrance. No, I wasn't sure. There was an unbelievable pressure building in my stomach within seconds, but I kept telling myself it was just gas. In an attempt to distract myself from the feeling in my guy, I mirrored her motion and slipped my hand down the back of her panties. She grinned when I began lazily brushing my fingers between her cheeks. We'd never done anal, but I was beginning to think she was into it. My fingers found her hole, and I found myself curious. I farted again as I played with her, prodding my finger at her tight entrance.
"Are you into this?" she asked as she pressed her finger harder against my asshole. She worked the tip of her finger in, massaging around my entrance.
"Are you?" I asked. I did the same thing to her that she was doing to me. I pulled her flush against me and kissed her, keeping my cock inside of her while we explored each other's bodies a little bit. Alyssa moaned softly as I worked more of my finger in. I was going to go the whole way, but she stopped me.
"That's good for now," she laughed.
"Really?"
"Yeah."
"You sure?"
"Uh huh. It's uh...it feels good, but it's making me have to go to the bathroom. It's because it's the morning," she laughed it off. As she began to pull her hand away from my backside, terror swept over me. I had been so surprised that it felt good that I had forgot about the fact that I did currently have to go to the restroom—admittedly, I had to shit.
"Aly," I stopped her from pulling her arm back, "we've never done anything like that before."
"Right?"
"What if you have shit on your hands or something..?"
"Even better," she said with a wink. I laughed; her sense of humor always got me. She pulled me into a kiss again and I resumed fucking her at our normal speed.
The pressure was becoming unbearable, however, and, in a vain attempt to relieve the feeling, I pushed hard, forcing out a loud, foul fart. Something felt wrong. As I thrust my cock in and out of her, I was acutely aware that there was something wet between my asscheeks. I slowed my movements ever so slightly and concentrated on the feeling, but another wave of pressure hit my stomach full force. This time, the fart that followed was involuntary. A look of panic washed over my face. The smell was horrible, and something now felt soft and hot pressed against my asshole. Then, all at once, I was aware I was shitting my pants.
"Fuck!" I snapped, clenching my cheeks to the best of my ability. It was useless, however, as my asshole flexed and pushed out the rest of a small, soft log of shit. I tried to sit up, but Aly's legs were locked around mine.
"What's wrong?" Alyssa asked, propping herself up on her elbow. I didn't know how to respond.
"I just shit myself," I answered honestly. Aly's eyes unexpectedly lit up.
"You what?"
The last thing I expected was for Aly to reach around behind me and touch my ass, eager to feel the mess I'd made. Before I could think to pull away, my wife was brushing her fingers against the soft mess.
"Oh my god," she breathed, "you did!"
"Stop touching it," I said. Unfortunately for me, I was losing the battle against my body and a second, thicker turd pressed against my asshole Aly rocked her hips hard against mine, sliding my cock the whole way into her soaked pussy. She massaged at the load of shit, causing it to rub against my skin.
"Fucckk," she moaned, now moving her hips so that she was steadily fucking me. I had absolutely no idea what to say or do.
"Aly, stop, I gotta go to the bathroom."
"Do you have to go more?"
"Yeah."
"Do it," she breathed, and I felt her walls tighten around my erection with excitement. "Go right here."
"No!"
"Why not? You already did," she said, and squeezed at the small mess harder this time. My stomach churned and, without thinking about it, I let a fart slip.
"This is terrible," I said, "but...I don't want to get up from fucking you right now, not with how soaked you are. Can I clean up in a minute?"
"You don't have to get up at all. Fuck me and just use your pants!" Aly urged. I bit my lip and went back to fucking her, hard, trying not to think about it. Alyssa squealed with delight and threw her head back, but didn't remove her hand from the seat of my pants.
"I'm not going to shit in my pants, in the bed," I told her, but to be honest, the thought made my cock twitch. There was something dirty about it that made it erotic in a kinky way. My muscles tensed as I struggled against the piece that was threatening to come out, pressing against my asshole and tempting me to just say 'fuck it' and let it go. Aly was moaning and grinding against me and soaking wet; something deep and primal within me wanted to fill my pants right then and there. Alyssa squeezed at my back side again, pressing the turd between my asscheeks and letting me feel the sticky, thick feeling.
As I fucked her, I felt my asshole stretching as a huge turd began to force its way out. "Aly," I panted, desperate and almost pleading, "I can't hold it."
"Do you really want to get up?" she asked, then genuinely slowed her movement. She was letting me get up. I pushed myself up with one arm as she untangled her legs from mine. My stomach cramped and I hissed at the feeling. It was too late; I had already lost control.
"No," I answered, then shamelessly, gracelessly blurted out, "I couldn't make it, I'm going in my pants." Aly dug her nails into my biceps and rocked her hips back and forth on mine, one leg back over mine, her pussy absolutely dripping with her slick, hot juices. She practically whimpered. Even over the wet sound of sex and our moans I could hear the crackling as it came out hot, solid, and almost painfully thick.
"Shit," I hissed. It stopped halfway out, however, so I took the opportunity to finally say 'fuck it.' With a moan, I bore down, cock the whole way inside of Aly, and shit my pants.
"Oh my god!" Alyssa moaned desperately, feeling the growing bulge load my pants. "Oh my god, fuck that's hot!" she said as she wildly ground her hips on mine. I grunted, and with one last push, the piece broke off. The combined pleasure of knowing what I had just done and of the shit itself was disgusting in the most incredible way. I tangled one hand in Aly's hair and kissed her roughly, causing her to clench her hand around the mess in my pants and let out a muffled cry against my mouth.
"Fuck, you're right Aly, it's fucking hot," I moaned against her lips. I moved so that I was fully on top of her, slamming into her over and over, all the while still kissing her. Aly pulled away for a moment.
"So you like it?" she panted, massaging at the solid mass in my briefs.
"It's dirty," I answered truthfully, still pounding into her, "but I fuckin' love it."
"Really?"
"Yeah, it feels good."
"What if I did it, too?"
I slowed my thrusts for a moment and looked at her. Before, my reaction would have been no, but who was I to judge? I was in this situation because I couldn't make it to the bathroom and shit myself in the middle of sex. And then liked it. A lot. I ran one hand through my hair, imagining her on all fours, desperately trying not to go while I fucked her from behind. I loved it. I loved the thought of her wanting to cum so bad that she was trying to hold it just so I could fuck her a little longer, but losing the battle and 'having an accident.' Unable to hold it and losing control, accidentally pooping while I fucked her. Just the thought was enough to make me moan.
"Do you have to go?" I asked, suddenly finding myself hoping the answer was yes. Another fantasy of her getting fucked reverse cowgirl and having to go so bad that she couldn't help it and some slipped out ran through my mind. I audibly moaned again at that thought, imagining that after some accidentally came out she wouldn't be able to hold it and would, embarrassingly, take a massive dump right then and there while on top of me. Since when did I get off to this?
"I always have to go in the morning," she answered. I bit my lip and pushed the whole way into her.
"You gonna do it for me?"
"Do you want me to?"
"How bad do you have to go?" I shifted my weight to one side and rubbed at her clit, my hard-on throbbing inside of her. A smirk crossed her face as she realized what I was playing at.
"I have to go real bad."
"Well, I think you have to hold it for a little while," I told her. The playfulness disappeared from her face.
"I actually do really have to go," she replied. "I can just get up if—" I cut her off by slipping my hands underneath her and flipping her onto her stomach.
"Come on, all fours," I told her and squeezed her backside. With a laugh, Aly obeyed and moved into position. I took a moment to admire the view before I tugged her soaked panties—soft pink cotton—down her thighs. She sighed quietly at the feeling. Once more, I stopped to check her out, watching two of my fingers disappear into her creamy pussy. Alyssa moaned as I dragged my fingers from her hot entrance to her asshole, rubbing and toying at the tight little hole. She flinched, but arched her back nonetheless. Shifting onto my knees, I slipped two fingers back into her pussy and lapped at her asshole with my tongue.
"Fuck!" she cried out, clearly not expecting that. "Oh, fuck," Aly moaned as I prodded at her tight entrance with my tongue, swiping in circles. I smiled at the fact that being this close to her, I could hear her stomach churning, too. I flattened my tongue against her asshole and licked. The tight ring flexed as I worked on it.
"Hey, that feels really good," she began, sounding apprehensive, "but maybe, you know, don't do it right now."
"What? Why?" I felt the load in the seat of my pants shift as I moved back to look at her.
"You know why," she snarked back. Despite her tone, I could tell she legitimately had to go now. Her stomach suddenly churned and I could feel her muscles tense.
"Do you have to fart?"
She didn't answer.
"God, do it, Aly," I moaned, stroking one hand along her beautiful ass.
"No!" she laughed, looking away.
"Why not?"
"I'm not farting in front of you with my ass up in the air."
"Do it," I told her, and used my free hand to pump at my cock without thinking about it.
"No, I'm—" her words were cut short by her own fart. It was muffled, indicating that she did, indeed, have to shit very, very bad. I rubbed her asshole with my finger, tempted to slide it in. I used my other hand to stroke her clit in hopes of coaxing her to do it again. Sure enough, she couldn't fight it and let out another short fart, but this time, her tight little ring flexed just enough to give a glimpse at the turd she was moments away from dropping. I slipped two fingers back into her pussy.
"Just wait until I'm done playing with you, okay?" I tested, wanting to see what her response would be.
"Come on," she complained, shaking her butt a little, "you know how bad I have to go in the morning." I worked my fingers in and out of her pussy and watched her asshole stretch ever so slightly.
"Did you go yesterday morning?"
"No."
"Did you go at all yesterday?"
"...No."
"You really do have to go then, huh?"
"Yeah," she replied. I slammed my fingers the whole way into her, causing her to jump and whimper. Her asshole stretched again, revealing the tip of the first piece waiting to come out. "I don't want to mess up the blankets," she told me, looking around anxiously. I brushed my fingers against her g-spot and enjoyed watching her tight hole stretch again, threatening to lose control and push out the first log while her panties were still pulled down. I stroked her g-spot as I thrust my fingers in and out of her while she clenched her muscles and tried to hold it. She farted quietly, but this time she was dangerously close to losing control as the piece slipped out half an inch or so, and had to tighten her muscles hard to keep it in. 

"If you don't want to mess up the sheets, should we go in the bathroom?" I suggested. My cock was practically dripping at the sight of her bent over and losing control in front of me.
"Sounds good," Alyssa laughed back with relief. I tugged her panties back up over her firm ass, hiding everything from view. She was quick to climb to her knees and turn to face me, eager to get up. When I rose to my knees, however, she stopped me. Biting her lip, Aly peeled the waistband of both my sleeps pants and my briefs back and peered down at my, undoubtedly shit-smeared, ass.
"Oh my god," she half-laughed, half-moaned. She let the band snap back into place and backed off the bed.
"What?"
"That's huge! More than I ever imagined."
"You imagined this?"
"Yeah, a lot. Come on, please, I really, really, really have to go," she said and shifted from foot to foot. As I stood, I slipped one arm beneath Aly's backside and picked her up in my arms. "Oh shit," she gasped, and though she wrapped her legs around my torso, she clasped one hand over her ass. Aly attempted to hold on to my shoulders with one hand while keeping the other clasped over her butt, but her face was a bright, flustered pink. I kissed her neck as I blindly found my way to the bathroom.
"Shit," she whimpered as I lowered her down, letting her feet touch the floor. I couldn't help but notice that she didn't remove her hand from her backside. I sat down on the floor, feeling the mess in my pants flatten against me, and she followed suit, not taking her hand away. As she knelt down, she cursed under her breath and bit her lip.
"Reverse cowgirl," I told her, placing my hands on her thighs and turning her around. Once she had her back to me, I pulled her hand away.
"Sorry," she murmured sheepishly
"Aly," I breathed, "did you...?"
"I couldn't hold it!"
I pulled her panties back, the same way she had done to me, and looked down. Two small, solid lumps of shit were nestled against her asshole. I couldn't fucking believe it—she'd actually lost control while I was carrying her. I groaned and pulled the gusset of her panties aside, brushing my fingers through her wetness. I lined my cock up with her entrance and rubbed the head against it, but didn't put it in. Aly moaned at the feeling, her head leaned back and her thighs and hands trembling. I rocked my hips back and forth lightly, just to enjoy the feeling of my own shit spreading across my ass while dragging the head across her soaking entrance. I'd never imagined something so filthy could be so sexual. However, I wanted to toy with Aly a few moments longer, just to tease her.
"Okay, before you go, I want to fuck a little bit more," I told her, slipping the head inside.
"Baby I can't hold it, I'm going to go no matter what you're doing!"
I pulled her hips down, forcing her halfway down my shaft.
"Just wait a few more minutes," I told her, and slid the rest of my cock inside her. "Or are you going to go some more?" I reached around and rubbed her clit through her panties. "Are you going to accidentally poop just like this?"
I felt Alyssa's walls tighten with excitement at my words. "I'm not going to be able to make it," she groaned. "I have to go."
"You have to what?" I rubbed her clit slow, but hard.
"I have to shit."
"What was that? I didn't quite catch—"
"I have to go right now so bad, if you don't let me move, I'm going to go all over you," Aly moaned as I played with her clit. She tried to press her hand over her ass again, adjusting her panties so that she could cover her tight hole without mushing up what had already slipped out.
"You already had an accident, are you really going to take a huge dump right in your panties?" Aly's muscles jerked and she desperately tried to contain the impending mess.
"Fuck, I'm doing it now...Fuck...I can't stop it."
"What are you doing, baby?" There was a soft crackling as she lost control and completely pooped her panties.
"I'm going—it's coming out," she moaned.
"Yeah?" I held myself still so I could watch and adjusted her panties back so that they were covering her entirely. The soft, pink cotton began to tent out as a huge turd forced its way out of her. I groaned in absolute ecstasy as I watched the dark patch form, stretching out against the back. Without warning, I felt a hot, warm sensation on my cock and got distracted. A light stream ran down my cock and dripped onto my balls.
"Aly, are you...are you wetting yourself?"
"I'm sorry," she was quick to apologize, "I'm trying to hold it." She pressed her hand to her front, trying to stop it. I was genuinely surprised. I had been so caught up in a new fantasy that I hadn't considered she might have to pee, as well. However, this didn't seem like foreplay or anything sexy—she was legitimately peeing herself unintentionally. She actually couldn't hold it from the pressure of her shit being forced out.
"Let go, baby," I told her. "The floor is tile. If you can't hold it, it's okay. If you have to pee, you can wet yourself."
"No, that's too much of a mess," she groaned, but the stream steadily picked up. She was completely soaking not only the front of her panties that halfway covered her, but my pants, as well. Despite the fact we were literally messing around with a shit fetish, there was something intimate and innocent about her peeing on me and herself in a genuine accident.
I looked back at her ass again, her panties tented out slightly, and reached around to pull her hand away from her. When I moved her hand, she groaned and let go; a gush of hot piss squirted out as she pushed again, forcing out the thick load. Alyssa had to lift her ass slightly to allow more of it to come out. As her panties expanded out further, I could see the long, dark turd through her sagging leg band. It came out fairly firm, but was soft enough to mush up with the pressure of being pressed against the fabric of her panties. I ground my ass against my own mess, and combined with the stimulation of my own shit, her pooping her panties, and the warm stream of pee from Aly, it was too much to bear.
"Hang on," I grunted. I lifted my ass and slipped my pants down to my thighs—I didn't care how much of a mess it made of the floor, I knew what I wanted. I grabbed Alyssa's ass with both hands and squeezed hard, spreading her cheeks apart. She gasped, but kept her ass lifted slightly. I used my left hand to pull her panties to the side, revealing her backside to me. The log had broken off, but left a few smears of dark shit around her hole.
"Babe!" she cried out, surprised. The thick turd spilled out of her panties and onto my lower abdomen, warm and sticky. I kept her panties pulled aside with one hand while the other was still grabbing at her ass, keeping her half spread. She clamped one hand over her tight hole (despite the slight mess) and tried to keep her balance.
"I'm not done!" she protested. "I still have to go!" I noticed she pressed a little harder, her thighs tense.
"It's okay," I told her, "you already let a bunch out. You can hold it now." I smirked at her, and she simultaneously looked at a loss for words while also looking worried. I bucked up into her again and she gasped. I slowly began to bounce her up and down on my cock, amazed by how extremely wet she was. As I fucked her, keeping her ass spread, I had the perfect view as another piece 'turtle-headed' out. She tightened her muscles and fought against it.
"Fuck, fuck, that's good but I have to go really bad."
I slammed my full length into her and then pulled the whole way out before slamming back in, then went back to bouncing her. The pleasure was too much, and the piece protruded again. She reached back to try and cover herself up, but I couldn't take the cat-and-mouse game anymore. I was done teasing both her and myself.
"Shit on me, Aly," I groaned, picking up speed.
"Just like this?"
"Just like this."
"I don't know...convince me," she panted, trying to keep her voice steady with each thrust.
"I don't think you're in a position to bargain, baby," I snorted, "you're about to lose control so bad."
"That's not very convincing," she said, but as she spoke, her tight, dirty hole stretched again as the turd began to inch out. One more time, she fought to keep it in. "Oh fuck I have to go..."
"Do it, baby. You know you can't hold it any more. I did it, too. I farted and couldn't even make it to the bathroom on time. Now you just accidentally took a huge poop in your panties. You've already had an accident twice, so you might as well finish taking a dump right now."
Alyssa cried out in pleasure and ground her hips against mine hard. She leaned forward just a bit and rested one hand on my thigh, using the other to spread the side I wasn't holding—but just a little. And then and there, as I fucked her, she let go. I could barely control myself as she pushed out another thick rope, longer than the first, but firm. It fell onto my lower abdomen, just above my cock.
She mewled as she rocked her hips back and forth, surprising me with a loud fart. Another push resulted in another fart, then another. A light stream of piss dripped out of her and onto my cock since she was no longer inhibiting herself, taking the opportunity to relieve herself onto me fully. Aly lifted her ass slightly, intentionally allowing me a better view. She barely had to push as a small turd fell onto my lap, quickly followed by two more logs that poured out of her with ease. Another log squeezed out and joined the pile of shit as she emptied herself on top of me.
"Oh, fuck, baby," I groaned. She still didn't seem done, but I was getting dangerously close to cumming. I bucked at her wildly as she lowered herself again, allowing me to force my cock the whole way into her and smearing the pile against her backside. She forced out a wet, sputtering fart as I rubbed my cock against her. Aly steadied herself, then, to my surprise, grunted and bore down. I slowed my thrusts to watch as she released a torrent of soft, semisolid shit in a pile on my lap with a wet, mushy, crackling. It was hot and sticky and soft, and the feeling was incredible. She farted one more time and pushed out one last squirt of soft shit before moaning with pleasure and relief.
"That feels so much better," she panted, digging her nails into my thighs. "I'm sorry I couldn't hold it any more, I hadn't gone in two days. I didn't mean to make a mess on you or in my panties," she feigned innocence.
"Alyssa, this is so fucking hot" I moaned, unable to think of anything smart to say back to her.
"Make me cum, baby. Please," she was practically begging. "I'm so close already. I've wanted this for a long time." That was all she needed to say. I sat up and pulled her back with me, resting my back against our bath tub. The position smeared Alyssa's mess over my lower stomach and against her ass, but we both moaned in unison at the hot, dirty feeling. I fucked her fast as hard, working her clit with one hand and gripping her hips with the other.
"Oh fuck!" she squealed, her pussy tightening around my pulsating erection. "Just like that, fuck! I'm cumming, fuck! I'm cumming, don't stop, please don't stop."
"Come on dirty girl, squirt for me so I can fill you up with my cum. We're both so fucking horny and filthy, squirt for me." My voice and hands and thighs were all shaking, seconds away from cumming. In one final, animalistic cry, Alyssa came and squirted hard, throwing her head back and grinding herself the whole way down on my cock. The world went white as I released my load inside of her. It took several seconds to come down from the high, to make sense of anything. I'd never cum that hard or that much in my life, having filled her with pump after pump of my cum. Aly was leaned forward, resting her hands on my knees, hanging her head in an attempt to catch her breath.
"Aly, how long have you wanted to do that?" I asked with a laugh, panting.
"Since we've met."
"You've always wanted it?"
"Yeah, since I was a teenager," Aly said, pulling herself off of my softening cock and turning around to face me. We were both still out of breath, flushed, and shaking. With the heat of the moment over, we were looking at my sleep pants—completely caked with shit—and her mess all over me, wondering how the hell we were going to clean up.
"You should've told me sooner, y'know. We could have been fucking like this all along."
"You would have thought I was crazy!" she laughed, straddling my lap and kissing me.
"I already think you're crazy," I teased. I kissed her jaw and she sighed, tired and happy. "You're crazy, but I love you."
"I love you too, but I think we're both crazy thinking we can possibly clean this mess up."

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5k panty ransom

The 5 K’s Panty Fart Ransom
It was a Monday morning and Kylie M had a clear day from photo shoots and public appearances, she was planning a day of coffee and DVD’s, she curled up on the sofa with her first coffee and put on her favorite black and white DVD when she got a knock at the door , she checked the video entry system and could see her postman standing at the door she went down an opened the door. Hi I have a special delivery package for you please can you sign here please , she took the package a small box and went upstairs to open it , it came with a lot of other fan mail and other letters nothing unusual there . She opened the box and inside was a pair of very sheer white tanga panties and an audio tape and two small pill bottles. She straight away thought it was another perverted fan as she was always getting request for her dirty knickers and other perverted items. She put on the tape and a harsh but disguised voice announced Kylie these are instructions you must follow, if you want to see your sister alive again, in the box as you have already seen are 8 items including some panties, two pill bottles with pills in each bottle and 5 tapes with names and addresses on , I want you to take one of each of the pills , they are harmless and will not make you ill in anyway . The first bottle will give you very bad and smelly gas; the second bottle will make your pussy very puffy and slimy. All you have to do is wear these panties for 3 days and follow my instructions to the letter and then you will see your sister again unharmed and untouched. At first she thought it was a hoax then the phone rang, it was her sister, she was speaking quickly and panicky, Kylie she said if you do as he says I will be unharmed please Kylie I am scared then the phone went dead.
Kylie day 1 Today this is what I am going to call a trial run and panty adjusting day, I want you to take one of each of the pills from the bottles and put on the panties, I then want you to carry on with your day as normal.
Kylie day 2, I want you to repeat this and can be in private or in public but after day 1 I will assume you will want to do this in private.
Kylie Day 3 I know you have an interview on breakfast TV in 4 days time. I want you to wear these panties and take the pills on this day also, they must be left unwashed from day 1 and 2, and I want you to wear a skirt that will allow you to flash your panties easily but not obviously. You can explain your plight to the show’s producers so that none of the filming is cut , I then want you to flash your bum in the panties that are in the box and fart , I want it to look like An accident , the next part is easy just apologize profusely and carry on with the interview . I want you to flash your panty gusset twice as if by accident and release a fart each time each time apologizing , on the last one you need to say that your are trying a new diet and that you are full of gas and then carry on the interview as normal . The farting part will be easy as you will discover today when you break in the panties, the embarrassed bit will be also easy I assume.
After day 3 has finished I want you to post the panties, pills and the rest of the tapes to Kate L they must be unwashed. Day 1 & 2 I want you to film some of your day, the film must focus on your gusset and bum and I want you to upload the film to this site and email me the code to this email address, if I suspect any deviation from this plan you will never see your sister again.
Oh my god Kylie thought to herself how terrible, she loved her sister more than anything but she did not know how she was going to get through farting in front of millions of people on live TV. She would try and blank this from her mind for the moment and get on with day one at least it could be done at home, She took the first pill and then the second and slipped on the panties, gosh they were very tight even for her small frame they covered her like they wanted to make love to her pussy and bum.
They were also very sheer and you could easily see the crack of her bum and the lips of her pussy, she was very happy with both of these parts of her body her bum was perfect in anything tight fitting and she had a very neat pussy, she stroked both of these thought the extremely tight nylon.
She lay on the sofa and could not stop thinking about her sister and tried to watch the film, the first thing she noticed was the tightening of the panties over her pussy not an unpleasant sensation at all, she then felt a lot of hot slimy moisture their like she got when she see a something very erotic, the only difference was the amount of moisture and the heat it was creating between her pussy lip. God it was delicious, the already sheer panties were now like glass totally see through and formed over her pussy like a skin.
She resisted the incredible urge to rub her hot slimy pussy through her panties this would not be right with her sister in danger, one thing she did think off that once this was all over, she was going to get more of these pills her pussy was welded to the panty gusset and on fire she was on the verge of a massive orgasm.
She lay their watching the film, thinking about her sister’s plight, the wonderful sensation of her ready to explode pussy and the exquisite feel of the tight panty gusset rubbing her slimy swollen pussy.
It must have been about an hour later when Kylie could feel pressure building in her abdomen, it was like her stomach was filling up with air, she started feeling the need to fart, she pushed gently and a long hot 20 second whoosh of air filtered through her panties and gave her stomach some relief, the air was filled with a strong smell of fresh poo and cabbage’s her panties were on fire front and back.
The relief was short lived, only seconds later she needed to fart again, she pushed and this one seemed to go on forever it was very warm silent and smelt even worse. It smelt like she had pooped her knickers big time. The fart was like a hot rush of air not like a standard vibrating fart but very audible like a silent fart with the volume turned up and they were very warm almost hot. She had an odd thought like most people the smell of her farts were quiet arousing to her to and she loved the way they struggled through her sheer knickers . her gusset was covered in pussy cum and was now dripping through the material , god know how she was going to cope on the live show it was obvious she was about to cum big time .
As the day went on she must of farted at least a hundred times it was getting to the end of the day and she needed to relieve the pressure in her aching cunt the need to fart was getting less by the hour , she stood in front of the mirror and looked at her tightly encased bum , gosh it is sexy even though I do say so myself , she placed her fingers on her panty covered pussy and was amazed at the heat and the cum oozing through them she had never been this wet in her life it must be the pill, she held the oncoming fart until she could hold it no longer and let it out it whooshed as before and she could see her little arse hole letting out the incredibly hot fart it must have been nearly a minute coming out , the sensation of this, the panties, her aching cunt and the fetid smell made her explode into orgasm, her pussy jetted out cum in a thick stream for what seemed like forever it shot through her fingers and covered the floor in front of her wave after wave of pussy ecstasy . When it had finished she felt totally knackered and spent and her panties were in a mess big time. As per the tape she had been filming on and off until this point and was allowed to remove the mullered knickers, they made an audible peeling sound as they parted from her pussy, She was instructed to leave them to dry as they were and not to attempt to clean them, the evening ended in a few more petering out farts and an early night.
Day 2 was a repeat of day 1 the panties looked terrible.
It was the day before her interview on breakfast TV; she had received another desperate call from her sister to make sure she did not falter, she was dreading the next morning it would be a nightmare.
She arrived at the studio in London 2 hours before the show as instructed and met with the producers to explain her plight, the head of production was a women and was shocked to hear what had to be done as it risked her job and any future career and she also as a women knew how embarrassing this would be for Kylie,
They thought of everything to avoid this event but decided if her sister was to be safe she had no choice none at all, kylie took the pills as instructed and had worn a short tight mini skirt as instructed also. She sat down to talk with the presenters on the show a well known man and women who had also been briefed as not to make matters worse. She sat on the sofa with her legs crossed her rapidly heating pussy and gas filling abdomen , as she needed to flash her panties from behind and fart as if by accident she had discussed with the presenters so the female presenter started discussing Kylies worshiped bum and could Kylie stand up turn round so the male fans could have a treat , Kylie did this with dread she made out that she had dropped something whilst doing so and bent over just enough to reveal the extremely tight panties stretched over her heavenly bum , the view was stunning and even from the back you could see the knickers were badly soiled, as she bent even without trying a long hot fart whooshed through them and even on camera you could clearly see her arsehole expending the fart it lasted about 25 seconds , she clapped her hand to her bum and apologized profusely to the presenters and sat back down , the air was filled with the stench of cabbage and hot fresh poo.
The two very professional presenters moved on quickly ignoring the terrible stench and what had just happened , Kylie though I love my sister and I have just farted in front of 2 million people, to make it worse her cunt was aching badly an orgasm was on its way.
After around 3 minutes Kylie spread her legs as if it was an innocent accident, so that you could see the whole panel of her gusset and the clear outline of her swollen pussy through her dirty panties, she let go of a really long hot fart that was nearly green in texture and smell. She quickly clamped her legs together and exclaimed oh I am terribly sorry how embarrassing , the Female moved on quickly Kylie was holding onto the gas with desperation , she opened her legs again and farted an even longer smellier fart , she started apologizing and saying that she had been on a new diet etc , she felt she was going to cum any second , as this was not part of the deal to show it in front of millions she got up and rushed behind the camera leaving millions of viewers gasping, wanking or vomiting , the male presenter rushed to her aid they had no idea she was going to cum big time all over the floor, The Female presenter went into a long speech how Kylie was very unwell and with great professionalism moved on quickly .
The male presenter got to Kylie and was about to say are you okay when she went into what seemed like agony and ecstasy farting and Cumming big time , he saw to his disbelief the jet of cum spurt through her fingers when she had finished she rushed off to the toilet in horror.
The aftermath was terrible and wonderful at the same time the news was filled with the incident some was sympathetic and some were very rude about the whole thing.
Her sister was returned as soon as she emailed the postage slip of the parcel sent to the next victim, she could not even warn them as this was not allowed.
Kate L PART 2
Kate stirred from her sleep and got ready for the day like Kylie on the day she got her bad news Kate L had a day of , Like Kylie she had 2 days of ecstasy and hell unlike Kylie she had to wear the panties badly soiled by another girl but the rest of this part of the story was the same , her 3rd day was slightly different she was going to present a celebrity it’s a knockout and she was going to have to do her thing whilst demonstrating the obstacles to the contestants although live it was only expected to have 500,000 viewers , the worst bit was their was lot of live audience and other celebrities she knew very well .
Like Kylie she turned early and explained to the production team her plight, she was wearing the panties that now were very very very dirty and a bright pink lycra minI dress as instructed, As she walked onto the field a hot day at least, the audience were in shock some very pleasantly I must add, Kate L had an amazing figure and a bum to die for. She felt her pussy started to swell , moisten and ache, her stomach was also rapidly filling with gas , her only advantage was that it was an open place, her instructed farts had to be heard but she could fart to her heart’s content as no one would hear , so whilst she opened the presentation she let hot fart after hot fart escape her arsehole and clung onto her climax like it was the most precious metal , The first part of her ordeal was next, she had to demonstrate the first obstacle , it was walking on all fours and climbing over various barrels and other low obstacles all good if you are not full of wind , wearing tight knickers, a short skirt and holding onto the biggest orgasm of your life in front of a lot of people . It was unbelievable to the crowd she was going to do this dressed like this anyway, luckily the other celebs had been briefed.
She put her mike on the bottom of her skirt as instructed by tape and lent forward so she was on all fours , unlike kylie her bum was not fatter just a bigger scale , she also had a very deep cleft and was constantly pulling her knickers out of her bum and that’s when they were the correct fit , these panties were 1-2 sizes to small at least so when she bent over they nearly cut her in half, the bum of the panties were buried deep up her arse and the gusset had actually gone between her soaking pussy lips .
The camera had been told to zoom in on her arse as instructed by the tape, everyone watching and you would have been very unlucky to miss it, could see a very sexy arse and pussy being flossed by the dirtiest pair of panties you could imagine, she desperately tried to pluck them out but they were far too tight, it was like pulling barbed wire out of a crack with bare hands.
She thought to herself just think of my sister and let’s get on with it , she was swollen with foul wind and proceeded to push but the knickers pressing brutally against her but hole would not allow the gas to escape , Oh my god she thought if the fart was not heard her sister was in danger , she pushed with all her might and to her horror she felt the mass of a huge turd move towards her arsehole opening but to her relief a long 60 second fart buzzed loudly through the panty material , for a moment she thought the turd was going to shoot out also but lucky the super tight knickers bounce it back up her intestine .
The crowd was shocked, some of the crowd had really hard willies as the whole thing was very erotic , she felt on the edge of Cumming and held it back with all her might, she stood up and immediately apologized to the crowd that she had been unwell and sorry I anyone was offended the crowd gave a cheer just to make her feel better .
The next obstacle was the ladder, thankfully she had managed to adjust the knickers so they covered most of her bum and pussy, just pulling them out had caused the release of a lot of farts.
She only had one more task to do and that was to climb the ladder with a camera right up her lycra skirt and fart three times , she re-attached the mike to her skirt hem and climbed the ladder , what a view cum stained super tight panties barely covering a bulging pussy and very hot arse indeed.
As she climbed a long hot fart escaped her erotic arse , she heard sniggers from the crowd but just ignored it and carried on commentating the obstacle , she pushed again and released a second even fouler fart to her horror she felt the turd slide down her intestines and stop behind a large pocket of gas.
Now she had 2 challenges farting the required 3rd time and not Cumming and pooping her panties , she had also forgotten that she had not pooped in over 5 days the stress and the pills had clogged her up .
She pushed gently with her arse cheeks squeezed together as to keep the turd in place and this made for the longest silent whooshing fart you could imagine it would not stop and it was getting hotter and smellier , then it happened the pressure released by her fart made room for the turd it pushed to the exit of her arsehole the fart was still coming over the turd , her turd was now pushing against her panties and was clearly visible on the camera , she could have run down the ladder and got to a toilet but the feel of what felt like an enormous turd exiting her bum into her knickers was too much for her already aching fanny, it exploded she was Cumming massive in her panty gusset , huge gushes of pussy cum punished the gusset wave after wave as it subsided her pussy would spasm and another gush of come shot through the tight gusset. Her head went into oblivion with the ecstasy of it, she was lucky that she did not fall of the ladder but unlucky that her position on the ladder was showing everything perfectly her exploding panty gusset and the quickly emerging turd it was now pushing her panty bum out like a tent , it was a thick turd and helped fuel her massive orgasm , it was very firm and the resistance of the knickers pushed the panties to the side so the turd could escape and did it escape along with a lot of farts , so now she was pooping and Cumming big time, 10 inches of turd snapped of and another one immediately replace it with a tone of very hot farts , the 5th turd was emerging when her orgasm subsided , oh my god she looked down at the litter of fat turds and the feeling of another fat turd exiting her tight butt, she felt another wave of orgasm brewing as the turd felt exquisite as it emerged she held the orgasm back climbed down the ladder with another turd pushing at her arsehole exit and run , she got to the portable toilets pulled her panties aside enough to let the turd out it hit the floor and at last was the end of the poop at least , the orgasm took hold and once again her gusset exploded as more cum spurted through it .
Oh my god she had had the best orgasm she had in her life and the most embarrassing once again the papers and news were falling over their selves at one of the most public displays of obscenity ever seen
Her sister was returned and the panties were fucked covered in cum and poo, as per the instructions she sent them to the next victim Kate G.
To be continued

MLFG: Lexi's Little accident

Warning this story contains farts. If you don't like then don't read. You have been warned.

Hey all its JJT here and this is just the one day at Eve's house. It's not the first but it was interesting and I figured I'd share it with you all. We both worked till late so her mom made dinner. She made meatloaf. Nothing to gassy for Eve. Eve didn't get home till 8:45 and I didn't get home till almost 10. So we ate the left overs and we went up stairs to get in bed. Eve dropped her jeans down around ankles reveling her hot pink panties. "I did some nasty ones in these this morning" she said. She pulled her shirt off and un clipped her bra. She went over and got one of my t-shirts. She put that on then pulled out a Goodnite and pulled it up around her waist. I quickly stripped down to my boxers and put on pajama pants. We got in bed kiss each other good night. She fell asleep really quickly. Once she was asleep she ripped about 3 farts. The first one was loud and airy and it smelt like death. The second one was the same and the third one was the same but much longer. After that I fell asleep. In the morning Eve woke me up. She was standing next to the bed on my side waking me up on purpose. "Honey wake up" she said about 3 times. "I made breakfast for you" she said. I then realized that she was wearing an apron and no shirt. She had her make up and hair done. "Baby you look sexy as hell" I said. We kissed then she helped me up and said "we got an amazing day ahead of us". It was just the 2 of us home. Her mom had work all day and Lexi had soccer practice until 12:30. We had to pick her up but I'll get to that. We went downstairs to the kitchen table. I sat down and she went over to the counter to get our food. "I made your favorite scrambled eggs and bacon with white toast. I made myself your favorite too. I get a brekfest bean burrito" eve said. She took her apron off and now she was standing there in nothing but a bra and a Goodnite. "Oh I forgot drinks" she said. Eve leaned over me to grab my cup and as she was leaning I smacked her butt. Just a little playful smack. She grinned at me then turned around and ripped an enormous fart right in my face. It was really wet and long. "That was nothing compared to what's gonna happen after I eat this burrito" she said. We ate breakfast then headed up to her room to get dressed. We both got dressed. I wore a cut off t shirt and jeans and Eve wore a tank top with light blue jean shorts. I went into the garage because I needed to cut the lawn. I got on the lawn mower and started mowing the grass. It took me roughly an hour and a half to do it all. Once I was done eve came into the garage with a bottle of Snapple. "Is my handsome man ready for lunch?" she asked. I wasn't actually hungry so we waited a bit longer. I walked into the living room where Eve was watching tv and the whole room smelt like her farts. "What is..." before I could even finish she giggled and said "their really bad today"we noticed it was getting around 12:00 so we go in my truck and went to pick up Lexi from soccer practice. About 5 minutes into the drive Eve ripped a silent fart. She put the window down and didn't say a word or even laugh. We pulled up to the soccer field and waited in my truck. Eve farted again this time really loud and long. She didn't even say anything about it or laugh. She just kept going through her sentence. She didn't put her window down so the smell was stuck. Lexi got in and immediately she said "eve did you fart?" "Yeah why?" Eve said. "Well I'm going to add to the smell" Lexi said. Just then she leans to the side and rips a long wet fart. "I've been holding that in for hours" she said. "Eww Lexi what gave you such bad gas" Eve asked. "Mom made me a breakfast burrito" she said. "Omg same" Eve said. "Oh great we're both going to be farting all day" Lexi said. We stopped at a local restaurant for lunch. We sat down and ordered. Eve ordered barbecue chicken. Her farts are going to absolute reek of rotting meat. We were sitting waiting for our food to come out and suddenly and low pitched fart comes from Lexi but the fart was long and at the end of it it was really wet. Her eyes widened and she put her hand on her butt. "I'll be right back" Lexi said in a terrified voice. She went to the bathroom. Eve and I sat wondering what the hell happened. She came back and ask for my truck keys. We asked what was wrong. "I sharted" Lexi whispered. Eve immediately covered her mouth trying not to laugh. I gave her my keys and she came back in with a t- shirt and shorts. "I keep a change of regular clothes in my soccer bag just in case I need to change. She went into the bathroom to change and finish cleaning up. She came out 15 minutes later and our food was here. We ate and headed home. Lexi was really embarrassed. We got home and she put her clothes in the washer. Eve and I sat in the living room watching tv. Lexi came in. "You all ok Lexi?" Eve asked. "Yeah I'm ok. But I have to fart so bad and I'm afraid to let it out" Lexi said. "Did you got to the bathroom yet" Eve asked. "Yeah but I'm scared" Lexi said. "Then let 'er rip" Eve said. Lexi then blasted a extremely wet fart that reeked horribly. "Eve that was worse sounding then some of your farts" I said. Lexi put her hand on her butt agian. She ran to the bathroom. "Eww that stinks" Eve said. "Oh so it's ok for your farts to smell like death but when some else farts its gross" I said. "Yeah. If your gonna fart then make sure someone almost dies from the smell" Eve said with laughter. Just then Lexi walked back in. "All good?" Eve asked. "Yeah it was just really wet" Lexi said. Lexi laid back on the couch watching tv. Eve got up to get us drinks. She walked past Lexi but sat on her face. "No please don't Eve" She said as Eve blasted a loud wet one in her face. That was about it for the day. Not much happened after all that. It wasent until we got in bed until she farted again. She was ripping them pretty bad but nothing special some silent ones and some wet low pitched ones. So that's all for that story hope you enjoyed.

Hey guys quick message here. Sorry about the long absences. Some stuff has popped up. Plus we've both been working a lot but we've been trying in our hardest to keep you guys updated but it's been so busy. Eve had a bunch of stories on her laptop until Lexi accidentally dropped it in her cousin's pool. It all got whipped out so unfortunately she can't post some of them but right now she's working on a story which you guys are gonna absolutely love. I'll save it for you all to read. It's was a great time. As eve would say, smell ya later.

Lexi's Little accident

Warning this story contains farts. If you don't like then don't read. You have been warned.

Hey all its JJT here and this is just the one day at Eve's house. It's not the first but it was interesting and I figured I'd share it with you all. We both worked till late so her mom made dinner. She made meatloaf. Nothing to gassy for Eve. Eve didn't get home till 8:45 and I didn't get home till almost 10. So we ate the left overs and we went up stairs to get in bed. Eve dropped her jeans down around ankles reveling her hot pink panties. "I did some nasty ones in these this morning" she said. She pulled her shirt off and un clipped her bra. She went over and got one of my t-shirts. She put that on then pulled out a Goodnite and pulled it up around her waist. I quickly stripped down to my boxers and put on pajama pants. We got in bed kiss each other good night. She fell asleep really quickly. Once she was asleep she ripped about 3 farts. The first one was loud and airy and it smelt like death. The second one was the same and the third one was the same but much longer. After that I fell asleep. In the morning Eve woke me up. She was standing next to the bed on my side waking me up on purpose. "Honey wake up" she said about 3 times. "I made breakfast for you" she said. I then realized that she was wearing an apron and no shirt. She had her make up and hair done. "Baby you look sexy as hell" I said. We kissed then she helped me up and said "we got an amazing day ahead of us". It was just the 2 of us home. Her mom had work all day and Lexi had soccer practice until 12:30. We had to pick her up but I'll get to that. We went downstairs to the kitchen table. I sat down and she went over to the counter to get our food. "I made your favorite scrambled eggs and bacon with white toast. I made myself your favorite too. I get a brekfest bean burrito" eve said. She took her apron off and now she was standing there in nothing but a bra and a Goodnite. "Oh I forgot drinks" she said. Eve leaned over me to grab my cup and as she was leaning I smacked her butt. Just a little playful smack. She grinned at me then turned around and ripped an enormous fart right in my face. It was really wet and long. "That was nothing compared to what's gonna happen after I eat this burrito" she said. We ate breakfast then headed up to her room to get dressed. We both got dressed. I wore a cut off t shirt and jeans and Eve wore a tank top with light blue jean shorts. I went into the garage because I needed to cut the lawn. I got on the lawn mower and started mowing the grass. It took me roughly an hour and a half to do it all. Once I was done eve came into the garage with a bottle of Snapple. "Is my handsome man ready for lunch?" she asked. I wasn't actually hungry so we waited a bit longer. I walked into the living room where Eve was watching tv and the whole room smelt like her farts. "What is..." before I could even finish she giggled and said "their really bad today"we noticed it was getting around 12:00 so we go in my truck and went to pick up Lexi from soccer practice. About 5 minutes into the drive Eve ripped a silent fart. She put the window down and didn't say a word or even laugh. We pulled up to the soccer field and waited in my truck. Eve farted again this time really loud and long. She didn't even say anything about it or laugh. She just kept going through her sentence. She didn't put her window down so the smell was stuck. Lexi got in and immediately she said "eve did you fart?" "Yeah why?" Eve said. "Well I'm going to add to the smell" Lexi said. Just then she leans to the side and rips a long wet fart. "I've been holding that in for hours" she said. "Eww Lexi what gave you such bad gas" Eve asked. "Mom made me a breakfast burrito" she said. "Omg same" Eve said. "Oh great we're both going to be farting all day" Lexi said. We stopped at a local restaurant for lunch. We sat down and ordered. Eve ordered barbecue chicken. Her farts are going to absolute reek of rotting meat. We were sitting waiting for our food to come out and suddenly and low pitched fart comes from Lexi but the fart was long and at the end of it it was really wet. Her eyes widened and she put her hand on her butt. "I'll be right back" Lexi said in a terrified voice. She went to the bathroom. Eve and I sat wondering what the hell happened. She came back and ask for my truck keys. We asked what was wrong. "I sharted" Lexi whispered. Eve immediately covered her mouth trying not to laugh. I gave her my keys and she came back in with a t- shirt and shorts. "I keep a change of regular clothes in my soccer bag just in case I need to change. She went into the bathroom to change and finish cleaning up. She came out 15 minutes later and our food was here. We ate and headed home. Lexi was really embarrassed. We got home and she put her clothes in the washer. Eve and I sat in the living room watching tv. Lexi came in. "You all ok Lexi?" Eve asked. "Yeah I'm ok. But I have to fart so bad and I'm afraid to let it out" Lexi said. "Did you got to the bathroom yet" Eve asked. "Yeah but I'm scared" Lexi said. "Then let 'er rip" Eve said. Lexi then blasted a extremely wet fart that reeked horribly. "Eve that was worse sounding then some of your farts" I said. Lexi put her hand on her butt agian. She ran to the bathroom. "Eww that stinks" Eve said. "Oh so it's ok for your farts to smell like death but when some else farts its gross" I said. "Yeah. If your gonna fart then make sure someone almost dies from the smell" Eve said with laughter. Just then Lexi walked back in. "All good?" Eve asked. "Yeah it was just really wet" Lexi said. Lexi laid back on the couch watching tv. Eve got up to get us drinks. She walked past Lexi but sat on her face. "No please don't Eve" She said as Eve blasted a loud wet one in her face. That was about it for the day. Not much happened after all that. It wasent until we got in bed until she farted again. She was ripping them pretty bad but nothing special some silent ones and some wet low pitched ones. So that's all for that story hope you enjoyed.

Hey guys quick message here. Sorry about the long absences. Some stuff has popped up. Plus we've both been working a lot but we've been trying in our hardest to keep you guys updated but it's been so busy. Eve had a bunch of stories on her laptop until Lexi accidentally dropped it in her cousin's pool. It all got whipped out so unfortunately she can't post some of them but right now she's working on a story which you guys are gonna absolutely love. I'll save it for you all to read. It's was a great time. As eve would say, smell ya later.