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I work in an office with all girls and a girl boss , the boss is very prim and proper thinks she is better than the rest of us , she is a petite brunette very smartly dressed alsways having ago at us for sill things , been at the company for 6 months then this happened , the girls loo has 3 cubicles to service the 12 girls on our floor , I went to the toilet lunchtime just for a number 1 and in front of me was the boss , she had on her usual better than everyone else skirt suit , she was around a size 8 so what happened next blew my mind she see me behind her and just hurried into the toilet without comment , only 2 cubicles were free as I never like going in the ne next to someone else if possible , one cubicle was out of order , the boss went in the one to the left I went into the one next to her the only one . I sat down on the toilet with my knickers round my ankles to pee. I hear her next door shuffling and then an airy fart , then she just sarted letting them go one after another really eggy smell came into my cubicle , I could hear her remove her knickers and and sit on the toilet , more farts then a plop a few more plops then a fart , I could her her maoning as she pushed and more plops I had finsihed weeing but couldt resist hearing my so perfect boss emptying her arse on the toilet , the plops just kept coming mixed with farts , she was literraly filling the toilet with shit , tens minutes had passed and she was still farting and shitting . I though what an oppurtunity to be had so I sat there waiting for her to finsih this was like 20 minutes , I heard her finally pull up her knickers and the noise of the chain , she was swearing under her breath she had clogged the toilet , I made sure I came out of my cubicle at the same time I said hope you are ok Lorraine , she was read with embarrsement and said yeah but I think I have clogged the toilet , after that she gave me so much slack in fear of me telling any of the others
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suffer from gas like all the time , I am around 35 single as not many of the men I dated could take all my farts , to be honest , I can usually let them go in public discreetly , somedays are better than others but on a bad day im farting every 3 to 4 minutes , the gas is usually really hot stinky silent air intestinal gas as i seem to be intolarent to most foods , milk really get me tooting . I found the best way to do it discreetly in public is to wear a skirt and a some tanga style panties underneath these seem to slow the flow from my arse so the air is really silent .
When I am out if its outside ill pop down a side road if no one is around ill push hard to rid myself of enough of the gas as possible ,some farts can be 50 seconds long if I push them out , really hot in my knickers as they come out and even out side the area smells of rotten eggs . if its buy ill slowly let them out in my underwear hoping the crowd will mask any noise and people would not think the awful smell was me as im a girl .
on a bad day ive farted 70 times in my underwear by the time I go to bed , my knickers literally reek by the time I remove them , gym days are the worst but I have found a thong and scrunch bum leggings help me hold them in , the tight material between my cheeks gives me something to brace against . I usally excuse myself a few times saying Ive drunk to much water and go fart in the toilet . I have leaked a few by accident though expecially in LBT downward dog is murder , the position makes the farts overcome the pressure of the tight clothing sometimes and I have farted a hot stream of air with my arse in the air , the other girls know me so just giggle .
wish I could solve it as unless I find a man that likes farts im going to be signle for life .
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