I remember a time when I was driving for a long time on a trip with my best friend and she told me that she really had to pee and poop. There was no where to stop and I kept offering to pull over and let her go on the side of the road but she was afraid of a cop seeing her. i offered to let her use a container I had in the back seat of the car and she didn't wanna use that either. It was like bumper to bumper traffic and at that point it would have taken an effort to even get to the shoulder so i COULD pull over.
She was really having a hard time. She was breathing heavy and squirming and kept saying "I am going to go on myself. You have no idea how bad I have to go. " and I felt bad because it wasn't her fault and there was nothing i could do. I just told her "do the best you can and if you have an accident, it's not the end of the world."
Finally I got off and we saw a gas station and she ran in before I even stopped the car but there was no bathroom or it was locked. She got back in my car and before I even pulled back on the road...she just lost it and peed for like 5 minutes. I just rubbed her back while she peed and told her it was okay and that accidents happen. And then she was like "I am gonna lose control of my bowels too." I kept driving, looking for anything that was open and she was breathing heavy...trying not to poop her pants but we were back in traffic and her stomach cramped real and she just lost that battle too.
Your "friend" def should have stopped for you.
Leah
Clogging my aunt's toilet
On Tuesday, I was babysitting for my aunt. She had to drive all the way to San Francisco to visit a friend who'd been in a serious car accident and was recovering. I was watching my cousin Nathan, who's four; I wouldn't take any money because I absolutely love the little guy. He's mute, and just the sweetest kid. I've been able to draw him out of his shell a bit, and he never wants to be separated from me while I'm with him. We colored, played outside and after I made him lunch we watched some TV. I hadn't taken a shit since morning of the previous day and it was almost time to go again. I had to pee, too. I kept crossing my legs and finally I couldn't hold it anymore and got up to use the bathroom. I took Nathan by the hand and brought him in with me (like I said, he's very attached to me, as I am to him). I slid down my jeans and thong and sat on the toilet, being sure to cross my arms to cover my vagina and as I began to pee a thick, loud stream he held his hand out to me, which is how he says he wants to hold my hand. And I just melted, such a darling. I took it and squeezed it gently. "I'm just tinkling, sweetie, I really had to go" I say as the stream began to trickle off; I had pissed for nearly a minute and I was very horny from it, but kept composed. I ruffled his hair and leaned forward slightly as I began to poop, it felt very thick and it seemed to coil around the bowl before it snapped off. It was one of those turds that just never ends and I felt so insanely turned on, it was tough to stay quiet. Nathan wrinkled his nose slightly and I laughed, giving him a hug and saying "Girls need to poop too, honey, even ones who look like Hayden Panettiere" (My aunt has a few seasons of Heroes on DVD and one day Nathan saw the actress on the back cover and brought it up to me, pointed at her, then at me). I kissed his cheek and said "Sweetie, I need you to wait just outside the door so I can wipe, okay? I'll be only a minute, promise" and he went out to the hall as I wiped. I had pushed out a massive shit, looked to be eighteen inches long and about an inch thick. I tried flushing but the huge log wouldn't goand I tried it a second time but the toilet began to back up so I used the rim of the plunger's suction cup to chop it up best I could, and finally it vanished. I washed my hands and went out to scoop up Nathan cuz it was time for his nap. I read to him and tucked him in and was about to leave when he held his arms out; he wanted me to hold him. He falls asleep quickly when I do that, so I did and even fell asleep myself.Brandon T
comments & stuff
To: Abbie great story it sounds like you and that other girl both had good poops.To: Megan great story about u and those other girls pooping together it sounds like you all had good poops.
To: Katie it sounds you had a rough day I hope your feeling better stomach bugs suck.
Well thats all for now.
Sincerly Brandon T
PS. I love this site
fernando
Hey Amigos
First, I will answer the questions posted by teetee. You asked if it feels good when I poop. Hell yeah it feels good! Pooping is one of my favorite activities in the world, after a few other things of course. I just love sitting on my throne, relaxing, and pushing a nice long smelly log out of my butt. Especially after a good meal. I love the smell,the sound of the logs hitting the bowl and then the sound of the toilet flushing. It is so relieving!I also like to hold my load in for a while before I dump it. That is such a good feeling. To answer your second question, Most of the time when I fart in class, it is silent but deadly. However, there have been a few times when I have ripped loud ones in class. One time during English class, I ripped one that sounded like a lawn mower starting up. It stank like a mother F?????. It had that raunchy, rotten egg smell. All the other kids in the class were gasping for air but none of them knew that I did it. However, when I left the class, my English teacher looked at me with a smirk and said:" that was your fart wasn't it?" I said yeah with pride. Than he said " damn,i'm gonna tie a box of air freshener to your butt!" I laughed real loud because my history teacher has a can of pine scented air freshener that she sprays in class whenever someone farts. In history class, most of the kids know its me that farts, so they call the air freshener "Fernando freshener." I am famous for my butt fumes. LOL!
Adios amigos
Vince
to Kathy
I enjoyed your story about your long pee at the mall. Does that happen often when you really have to go? I wouldn't feel embarassed about it; some people have larger bladders than others.You asked about the longest/largest amount people have peed. I'm pretty sure I've broken the 2 minute barrier before. I've timed myself at 1:47 before, but I know I've done longer on occasions I haven't timed (once seemed a lot longer, onto a tree when I was out camping for a weekend). I've also filled a 2 liter bottle 2/3 full before, which works out to 1.3L or so.
I'm interested to hear others' responses.
Zeppelin Fan
Hi all, just want to say there are some great stories on here. It i especially liberating to hear some of the ladies enjoying a dump so much!! I always thought it was a man thing. So tell me girls, do you ever have a dump so big it hurts? And how satisfying do you find such a lovely shit?!
Esteban
College Buddy dumping for anonymous guy
Hey Anon G, glad you're back.When I was in college the dorm had two identical men's rooms on each floor with the usual showers, sinks, urinals and two stalls each. So we got used to taking a dump next to other guys pretty quickly. And because many of the guys were also there to shower, they were in various states of undress.
My sophomore year I was on a floor also intended for handicapped guys (although I don't think there were any). That bathroom had a regular stall and a deeper handicapped stall right next to it. The problem was the door on the handicapped stall opened outwards and there was no lock. I still haven't figured out why there was no lock... Because the stall was deep, you couldn't see feet from the outside, so I got to see plenty of guys on the throne, and I got looked at a lot.
Looking back I think what a great opportunity. But having experienced humiliation shitting in high school and jr high, I was just embarrassed. In fact, it took joining this forum to get me past it. So I'm glad you're enjoying your college buddy dumps.
PS As for cleaning (I'm not very hairy, but) I keep a pack of unscented, flushable baby wipes in the bathroom for that final clean-up after wiping with TP. I often even carry a little travel-pack with me. Especially useful for those messy poos when you can't just jump in the shower.
grzyby
Morning poop !!!
Had a good morning poop today - a couple of firm 10 incher's :)One was a floater and one sank - ever wonder why that happens ?!!
Friday, February 01, 2013
fictionnaire again
Couldn't Hold it Anymore
Well it's 3:15 am and the bladder let go. Off the carpet and to the toilet I went but by the time of reaching the toilet, I was full on pissing so grabbed a tea towel, first thing I put my hand on in the linen closet as to stop peeing all over the floor and leaving a messy trail to clean up.Well the underwear, my shorts, the tea-towel were soaked in urine. Tried to see if I stopped but unfortunately in attempting to do so I somehow shit myself as well. I did need to do a shit earlier but didn't because I knew if I did, I'd pee as well. So underwear is messy with poo and urine and the tea towel was failing to soak up excess pee so it ran down my leg as well.
Just got out of the shower, binned my dirty undies and tea towel. Had to mop some of the bathroom floor as well. WHAT A MESS! LOL. Don't think I'd be doing that again. About 12 odd hours seems to be my limit in amount of time of not peeing.
Wow, it's after midnight now and have come close to emptying my bladder on several occasions but have managed to stop myself. Though, a little dampness has told me I haven't been totally successful. As typing this, getting that strong urge again and almost seizing up. But one thing is constant though, the constant urge to urinate.
Tried a little experiment. Is it just psychological that the urge to urinate intensifies when you approach the toilet? Sure seems the case. Anyone else seeing how long they can hold it?
I thought tonight I'd actually see how long I can hold my pee. It's now almost 10pm and haven't had a pee since getting home from work at about 3 pm. At moment it feels like I need to go but not urgent. Even though there were a couple of times where I almost went but managed to stifle any by holding back.
Will update as time goes on.
Janna
The First Time
Thanks for the responses to my story. I was asked when I first learned that watching men shit turned me on. I've always been an ass girl, I think it grew from there. I am also a little into domination. So it could be a combination of those two. I will share my first experience of watching a guy take a dump, because that is what really started it.After high school and before I went to college I used to work in a retail store. There was a guy I worked with who I kind of liked and would sometimes fool around with. Let's call him Jon. One night when we were both working a closing shift, Jon told me that he had booze in his car. He said that we could drink it outside of the store after it had closed. I agreed. We clocked out after we were done working and waited in his car until the manager locked the store and left. There was an area next to the store with a park bench, so we went over there with Jon's bottle of vodka. I don't remember the name of the vodka, but it was the really cheap stuff. It was the kind of stuff that smelled, and probably tasted, like nail polish remover. But we were young at the time so it was hard to get anything better. After some time of drinking, flirting, and making out, I had started feeling a bit tipsy. I'm pretty sure Jon was drunk because he was drinking a lot faster than I was. After awhile, Jon started to look uncomfortable. It was then that Jon told me he really needed to go to the bathroom! I felt like I could pee, so I said "Me too!" and waved for him to come on. The store was closed so I knew we would have to go out here. I thought this could be fun. So I walked a couple feet from the bench. Far enough so that I was in the grass, but still close to the light above the exit door so Jon would be able to see. We were still wearing our uniforms. I pulled my pants and panties down to my knees, and squatted facing him. From the look on his face he must have forgotten his urge and was just focusing on the show I was putting on for him. It took a few seconds, but I had started a trickle that soon developed into a full-blown stream of piss that arched out between my feet and into the grass. I went full steam for about 20 seconds before slowing to a stop. We had no toilet paper, so I bounced a couple times to shake a couple drips off into the puddle below me, and then wiped my vagina and ass with my hand before slowly pulling everything back up again.
I stayed standing over my puddle so Jon keep thinking about what he had just witnessed. As I was buttoning up my pants I said "Your turn. Come on whip that thing out!". Jon was snapped out of his trance by my demand, and then started to fumble for his zipper. Then he stopped and looked up at me and said "I can't!". So I shot back that he has to because he had just watched me. That is when he sheepishly mumbled "I don't have to pee. I need to take a shit." My heart raced. I felt like I could not miss out on this opportunity, and it also looked like Jon was in dire need. He was standing slightly hunched over with one hand on his stomach. I told him that the store was locked up, as was the nearby mall. There were probably no open restrooms for several blocks and it would take a while to get to those. Jon looked defeated. I told him to come next to me and pull down his pants. He complied. He faced me as he started undoing his trousers. I told him he needed to turn around as I wanted to watch. His already blushing face turned a deeper shade of red as he faced the other way. As his pants made their way down I checked out his ass and saw that there was a small brown smear across his butt cheeks. He really did have to go! As he began to hunker down I saw that the turtle's head was already out and he must have been clenching it in this whole time. There was a ring of brown around his asshole. I was in ecstasy. Jon was in his squatting position with nothing happening and his head was down low in shame. I squatted down myself to get a closer view and could see his balls hanging in front and Jon's hand must have been around his dick in case he started to piss. After a few seconds there was movement. Jon's poop started exiting his anus with the snap and crackle sound of Rice Krispies in milk. Jon's pink anus domed out to accommodate for protruding turd. It started coming out fairly slowly and then picked up speed light a freight train. The head of the turd was smashed together by Jon's asscheeks to form the shape of a spear, but the rest of it was long and straight like a snake's body. It was only second before the turd touched the ground. The remainder immediately fell from Jon's ass and landed on top of itself. All was silent, including me as I don't think I had even exhaled since before this all started, so the fart that Jon pushed out sounded as loud as a shotgun blast. It made me flinch. Jon's anus had winked at me with the fart, but it now began to pucker again as more poop was on the way. The rest of Jon's movement was very soft as I think it was affected by the alcohol. It came out in a steady stream of soft serve that splatted on top of his only solid log that I would estimate was about 10 inches or so. Jon was letting out wet splattering farts with this wave of creamy shit. It was streaming out very fast and was over in a matter of seconds. In fact the whole dump was probably only about a minute long. It is just etched in my mind so vividly and the experience was so fascinating it seemed like time slowed to a stop.
Jon had turned around to look at me when he was finished to ask if I had anything to wipe with. I shook my head no but was still kind of lost in the moment. Then Jon kicked off a shoe and started to remove his pants. I wasn't sure what he was doing then realized he was going to wipe up with his light blue boxers. It was then I noticed that there was a small spot of brown on the back due to Jon's desperation. He removed his boxers and wiped his asshole a few times with a sawing motion. I could see there was still a few traces of poop caught in the hairs around his asshole but I still must have been speechless.
I was very strongly aroused afterward and gave Jon his award for a job well done in the back seat of his car.
I think the experience was humiliating for Jon as he tried to avoid contact with me the rest of our time at the store. I think it was the fact that he was embarrassed and very vulnerable that made the situation so special. Please tell me what you think! And I do have a few other stories I will share.
Old Fart
Plumbing Vent
The problem is not the vent. If you pour water in elsewhere and here gurgling from the bathroom the issue is in the drainlines. If you are on a septic tank it needs be checked first. If on city sewer you likely need the mainline snaked. This requires a large professional machine. Unless you have the training with them call a plumber as they can cause serious injury if you don't know the hazards. They rip out roots that get into the lines and can easily break both wrists. Go with a plumber/ draincleaner that has a camera that can be run down the line and watch the screen as it does. You will pay extra but will be able to see exactly what is the problem. If you are told you need replace the entire line say you will need think on it and post that. I'll get back to you.Plumber since 1976
Kathy
What's the longest or largest amount you've ever peed? Today I had to go so bad and by the time I was finally able to find a restroom I peed FOREVER. About a minute and a half of full blast. It was a little bit awkward because there was someone in the stall next to me (I was at the mall) who just peed a soft little trickle, while I was just peeing non-stop and very loudly. :/ When I was finally finished I went to wash my hands the girl who overheard me gave me a weird look. I was kinda embarrassed! Maybe I have a freaky large bladder idk.fernando
To anonymous guy: I am glad you enjoy my posts amigo. Sometimes I myself am amazed by all of the crazy stories I have. I think the reason I have so many is because I poop a lot, enjoy it, and am not embarrassed about it at all. I can poop in public just as easily as I can at home. When you do it in public as much as I do, your going to have stories after awhile.
Now for another post. This happened back when I was a freshman. After lunch when I was a freshman, I always used to take a big dump in the bathroom near the cafeteria. One day after a very enjoyable meal, I walked into the bathroom only to find that a trio of guys were standing at the sink looking in the mirror and combing their hair. I thought to myself, what the hell are these guys doing in the bathroom. Usually there is no one in there, and it is quiet, so I can have a nice peaceful bowel movement. But today pretty boys are here playing beauty parlor. These guys kept spraying their nasty cologne and giving me snotty looks when I came in. They acted mad that someone was coming in to use the bathroom while they were doing their hair. That was the last straw. I decided I would get even with them. I went into the stall directly behind them and pulled my pants down. I am going to show them the power of Fernando, I said to myself. I sat my caboose down on the pot and relaxed. I heard one of the guys say to the other one "dude, how do you like my new cologne?" I laughed because I knew I was about to make my own fragrance for these guys to smell! It wasn't long before a fart burst out of my butt. It was so loud, it echoed throughout the bathroom. I could here the guys outside the stall giggling and one of them said " he's taking a monster shit!" then the other one said " that's disgusting!" This made me mad. I hate it when people are prissy and try to pretend they don't poop or fart. I thought, I'll show them! I pushed a little and my butt released a long solid log. It broke off and plopped in the toilet with a huge splash. My butt was drenched. the smell was so strong it actually made my eyes tear a little. Then I heard the guys outside the stall saying "whoa! he's taking a mean shit! It stinks so bad!" I started silently laughing from inside the stall. Then I heard another guy say " lets leave. I can't take that smell another minute. My eyes are starting to burn." As soon as they left, I started cracking up. I actually stank those pretty boys out of the bathroom! I was like a super hero! After having a good laugh, I began wiping which took a long time because the consistency of the poop was kind of like tar. Finally, I finished and flushed the bowl. The log was so big it almost didn't go down. As I was washing my hands, the janitor came in. He took one whiff of the air in the bathroom and said "phew" then he went back to his cleaning cart and began spraying air freshener all over the bathroom. I just walked away laughing.
oldpoop
To anonymous guy
Getting clean 'down there' isn't always easy, but shaving isn't the answer. Your anus is not normally a hairy part of your body, so if it is not getting clean, your poop must be of a sticky consistency. To get your anus clean, use some Noxzema or other lotion or salve on the last pad of toilet paper, wipe yourself really well, and then, with the paper still on your finger, stick it up into the anal canal and clean that also. If the treated paper has gotten really brown, get some more toilet paper and repeat the process. That should get your anus clean enough to avoid skidmarks in underpants; besides, it should feel really good and cool. The biggest problem I find is pooping away from home; sometimes it is necessary to re-wipe with the salve when I get home.ALH
Helping me poop!
I've been reading posts on here for a long time.I am literally sitting on the toilet trying to poop as I type this (iPod Touch) but am having trouble. But for some reason, reading these posts is helping me go.
I'll update when I'm done pooping!
Okay so I'm done pooping. It moved really slow and was big and dry and really hurt! I feel much better though!
teetee
@Fernando keep the stories coming. They're great. Does it feel good when u poop and do you fart loud in class?
Jas
A Stranger's Fart.
When I was Ten,on the spring break of 1990,Me and my family went and took a trip to A space museum in Huntsville Al.Me and my Dad was In a bathroom,and some man bald with a mustache early 40's.Was at a uranal.Then that man let out a loud fart.I thought my Dad did it at first cause it sounded like one of his.Then my Dad goes,WELL I GUESS SOMEONE HAD BEANS TODAY!Then The man goes,Yeah(in a relief matter)Brandon T
comments & stuff
To: Amie many peoples bladders react like that to the sound of water its something to do the brain and sounds of liquid it triggers a reaction in the bladder at least that my thoughts.To: Beth as always another great story it sounds like your poop may be a little acidic from your gallbladder its hard to explain it something to do with over production of acid sometimes I think and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.
To: Melissa K as always another great story it sounds like you had a really great poop at that resteraunt and I bet you felt pretty great afterwards to and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.
To: Kathryn I look forward to the results thanks.
To: Jacqueline it sounds like you and your friends all had really great dumps and stunk up that bathroom pretty good to and I bet you all felt pretty great afterwards to and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.
To: Sydney as always another great story it sounds like you had a pretty nasty night but at least your freinds were all there to comfort you and thats the sign of true friends when they will be there no matter what and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.
To: Megan as always another great poop story it sounds like you and those other women all had good poop and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.
To: Kaylee I hope you feel better it sounds like you may have a stomach bug.
To: Abbie as always another great story about you and your freinds pooping together it sounds like you all had really great poops and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.
Here are some tales from the bookstore last week I heard a woman poop in the bathroom she sat down then plop plop plop then flush then later I heard a girl grunting on the toilet she sounded constipated then a lil later her mom went in and a gave a simular grunting performance and yesterday I heard a woman have a soft poop first she sat down and let out a wet fart burst then started peeing she left some skidmarks in the bowl and just today I heard a girl pee then a wet fart burst of diarrhea I think so far it was a grat few days.
Well thats all for now.
sincerly Brandon T
PS. I love this site.
Leah
Withholding a dump
Kathryn: I've intentionallygone and sat on a toilet to only poop a little of what's usually a considerable dump; I always have large bowel movements, ever since I was a kid. I'll poop a tiny bit, but save the rest for later because the feeling of easing out a huge dump turns me on like nothing else. My whole body seems to tingle. I get the same feeling from peeing; I won't urinate until I'm very desperate to, like almost on the verge of wetting. The feeling I get, well, down there is amazing. I'm still a virgin so it's the closest to sex I get on a regular basis lol. Yesterday was the first time I took a shit in front of someone other than my sister or Becca, which I'll be sharing soon when I have time.Wednesday, January 30, 2013
Abbie
Fire drill while on the loo!
Hi everyone, I've got a new story for you after some comments.Megan- Glad all is going OK for you now you're back at university. It certaintly does seem that loads of girls are happy to use the toilets there when they want a poo, from your stories you nearly always have at least one or two neighbours who are pooing as well. I was thinking this might be because of the acommodation arrangements, I guess if your living in a shared house theres already not as much privacy when you're on the loo so you must get used to it and then it doesn't really matter which toilets you use. I suppose that's what's different about being at school, you know if you feel a poo coming that if you can just hold on till the end of the day you can go in the privacy of your own house. At my school a lot of girls don't seem to mind having a poo in the school toilets if they feel the need, however they tend to use certain sets of loos which are the nicest, warmest and cleanest ones like the ones in the English block. Especially at lunch break most people waiting for those loos need to have a poo, the other day I overheard two girls talking in the corridor and one of them said she needed the loo and was going to go to the English block toilets, her friend guessed she wanted a poo because they were really close to the Maths loos at the time which are fine for a quick wee when you can hover over the broken seats but no-one ever poos in them. The other toilets which are popular for those in need of a number two are the canteen ones before school, probably lack of time when getting ready in the morning and maybe only having one loo at home means that some girls who get to school early need to go for a poo straight away and the only loos open first thing are the canteen ones, luckily they're quite pleasant, I should know as I've used them plenty of times! The good thing about all of this is that if you feel a poo coming at school and you use either of the sets of toilets I've just mentioned it would be unlikely that you would be the only one having a poo which automatically reduces the embarasement factor.
Anyway, back to my story. Today I tried to have a poo before school but nothing was happening, so I decided to give up and try again at lunchtime. My constipation hasn't been too bad lately and I'm determined to try to go regularly and not hold it in for any length of time. By lunch break a slight urge was forming and after I'd eaten lunch I went off to the English block loos and waited in the queue. About five minutes later I got a cubicle, there was quite a strong smell of poo in there and there were skidmarks and some dirty paper in the bowl. I lifted my skirt, lowered my black tights and green pants and sat on the warm seat. I had a much needed wee which seemed to go on for ever then I started to push, I let some rather loud farts out which was pretty embarasing but just then my neighbour farted too, I looked over to her cubicle and saw her trousers and yellow spotty pants at her feet. I could feel something moving down inside and then my poo starting to poke out of my bum, it felt like quite a big one and was getting sucked back up when I stopped pushing so I had to maintain the pressure. A few minutes later I'd pushed it out far enough that I could relax a bit between pushes. Just then I had the shock of my life when suddenly the fire bell started to ring, I knew I'd need a few more minutes to finish but that I'd have to get out straight away. I could only hope the girl next to me was in the same position as she'd been sitting for a while too so I guessed she was having a poo. Quickly I took some loo roll, broke off the poo that was poking out and dumped it in the toilet before flushing and pulling up my pants and tights. I came out of my cubicle at the same time as the girl next to me who was a few years younger, she said "Hopefully we'll be allowed back in soon so I can finish off" and I said "Yes, I need to finish too!" I waddled out awkwardly, the log was still pressing at my bumhole and jamming it open, luckily I could see the other girl walking awkwardly too so at least it wasn't just me. We assembled outside only to be told it was a fault, so we were soon allowed back in. I checked the time and saw there was still 10 minutes of lunchtime left so with any luck I'd be able to finish. I made my way back to the English block loos and saw there was a huge queue, just then I saw my next door neighbour who had also been part way through her poo and she said "I'll never get done in time if I have to wait in that queue." I replied "We could try the Maths loos, I know they're pretty gross but I doubt they'll be busy." "Yeah, I guess so" she said and we walked off in that direction. Sure enough when arrived there were two free cubicles next to each other which we took, fortunately mine wasn't too bad, the seat was a bit loose but it could have been worse. I could hear a few other girls having a wee but no-one else was pooing, at least I knew it wouldn't just be me. I pulled my tights and pants down again and heard the girl next door lowering her trousers and knickers, my bum slapped down onto the cold seat and I started to push. By now the girls who had been weeing had left and I was pretty sure it was just the two of us. I was having to push quite hard and couldn't help grunting, I was embarased about the other girl hearing but my poo was really wide and I was having to work hard. A few seconds later I heard her grunting too which made me feel better. We both strained and grunted for another few minutes until I heard a loud plop next door and then a few seconds later my poo dropped and made a similar noise. As I wiped I checked to see how dirty my knickers were, I should have put toilet roll in them but I forgot and they were pretty badly marked. I started to wipe and so did my neighbour, we came out more or less together and just then the bell rang, I said "Just as well we didn't wait in that queue, we would have been really late" and the other girl said "Yes, actually these toilets aren't too bad, maybe next time I need to go I'll avoid the queues and come here."
I hope you enjoyed this story, I'll try to post again soon, bye for now!!
Megan
Abbie- Sounds like you were dying for that poo in your last story. Sorry you couldn't quite hold it in long enough and got some marks in your knickers, but like you said it happens to your friends too quite often, and it happens to me too from time to time!
Today I was doing some revision for my next exam in one of the uni buildings. I'd just eaten my lunch and soon I needed to go and find the toilets so I could do a poo. I found the loos and went in behind a tall brunette girl. She took the left cubicle and I took the middle of the three cubicles. I pulled down my jeans and green knickers and sat down and saw her pull down her jeans and white knickers. She didn't wee so I guessed she was needing a poo. I'd just finished my wee when someone took the cubicle on my right. Again I saw her trousers and red knickers appear at her feet under the cubicle as she sat down, so now all of us had our pants around our ankles!
I heard the girl on my right wee and then she did a small plop so I knew she was also doing a poo. This broke the ice and I let out my first log followed by the girl on my left who also farted. Both girls did two more logs while I pushed out my second. The girl on my right also needed to do a fart, and she coughed to try and hide it but failed! We all did another piece and then there was silence for a minute. Then the girl on my left did a couple of final pieces and started wiping herself. I did two more pieces which came out fairly easily and the girl on my right pushed out a few small pieces. The girl on my left flushed the loo, but the flush seemed to be broken! She tried it a few more times, then hurriedly left. The other girl finished and left as I started wiping my bum. I was alone in there so when I had, successfully, flushed my poo I couldn't help but be nosy and sneak a peek at the brunette's loo to see if it had gone down. It hadn't! Her poo was still in the bowl when I opened the lid. There was some paper on top and underneath I could see at least one big thick log of poo and a couple of smaller bits in the water, plus one tiny bit stuck on the side of the bowl! No wonder she was in a hurry to leave, it would have been embarrassing if someone had come in and taken her cubicle or been waiting to go only to find her number two still in the bowl!
Dave
Hi my name is Dave I'm 28 from Australia and have long been a reader of this great site and love reading the stories on here particularly from the females about pooping.
I do have many stories of my own which I will share now that Im posting.
To Sandra: Absolutely loved the story of you seeing Shaun in the woods and now finding out you are together. Its great you are open with your bathroom habits like that. You say that you get really turned on when he is desperate to poo have you got any stories of seeing him desperate since you've been together if so I look forward to reading them.
Katie
Diarrhea
So, today I have diarrhea! :( I woke up with a rumbling and churning in my guts, but thought I'd be okay. Two hours later I was running to the toilet with a desperate urge to poo. I instantly exploded out of my rear end with runny liquid. I know my boyfriend had diarrhea yesterday so it's probably a bug. I went for a lie down and almost soiled the bed because I farted and did't realise how badly I was going to follow through! I've just released another couple of loads of mushy crap but I feel like I need to go again soon!!To Jordan. regarding buscopan
I've he IBS for 36 years now, and have been given many different kinds of antispasmodic tablets.Buscopan seem to work better for me than any of the others.
They seem to help with the pain as well as the bowel spasms.
Hope this information is of some use.
Amie
Ok I dont know if anyone else has this problem but omg the sound of water aaaalways makes me have to pee. When I go take a shower and turn the water on I have to suddenly pee urgently. Its so weird because I don't feel the need to go til I turn the water on and then suddenly i cant hold it in. So anyways tonight I went to take a shower and turned the water on & yep the desperate need to pee hit me so hard! but I realized I needed to get some more soap out of the cabinet first. I tried to hurry, squirming desperatly and then my bladder started giving out and I started peeing right on the floor! how gross. anyone else have this problem?
Jordan
Has anyone ever taken buscopan ibs relief? are they any good?
beth
messy and painful poo!
i pooed today, and it was really messy! less than 20 seconds after i sat myself down on the toilet, my poo came out, and although it was relatively soft, it hurt a lot!! after i recovered from the pain, i started wiping my bum, only to find that i couldn't get clean. it wasn't diarhhea or a wet poo or anything, i just could not get it all off. i came home later to find skid marks in my panties, i've never seen that before since i was little. :(Dube
THE FART
This is about a fart (but a bad one)I was in my friend's van with him and another friend. They were sitting up front and I was sitting in the back eating a chocolate bar. I let out a fart. My two friends were talking, and about 15 secomds later, the one driving let's out a loud moan, drops his head to the steering wheel, then sticks his head out the window. I LAUGHED LIKE A HYENA FOR ABOUT 5 MINUTES. And here's the clincher. This happened about 35 years ago. And when I think about it today, I still laugh my ass off.
Melissa K
Restaurant poop
My mom, dad and I went to a really nice Italian restaurant earlier this evening and I pooped there. I had two plates of pasta and vegetables there, and midway through my second plate, I felt really full and felt like I had to go to the bathroom. I got up and went into the restroom, which was empty. I sat down in a stall, and pushed as a thick, crackling, sausage like turd slid out of my butt. It fell into the water with a big splash.I still didn't feel empty, so I grunted and pushed again as another healthy, thick turd slowly moved out with some gas. I felt much better, and I started to wipe when I farted really loud and smelly and another thick turd fell out of my butt. Expecting more, I pushed but all I got was a long, airy fart. The whole bathroom was filled with a strong, but healthy odor of poop. I wiped and looked in the toilet. There were two turds, each almost 2 inches wide, that curled around the bowl and lay across each other, with two shorter turds on top of them and some toilet paper by them. I'd only held this in for a day, too. I flushed the toilet and the water rose dangerously high, but it eventually went down, and left a huge skidmark on the toilet. One of the turds was still floating around with some paper swirling, so I flushed again and it went down. What a satisfying poop! I'll post my next story soon.
Love, Melissa :)
Anonymous Guy
New story
Sup Toilet Stool posters, sorry about the long delay from my last post. As you know us college students have been pretty busy lately. Well I've got some good news, I had the pleasure of taking my first dump at my new campus. Even better, I had some company! I'll tell more about it after a few replies.@John H: Hey man I've enjoyed all of the posts you've been submitting, I especially liked the detailed one that you typed while you were pooping. It sounds like you enjoyed every bit of the process. Keep it up 'cause you've definitely got me hooked.
@Mr Clogs: Whats up Clogs? Just checkin in and hope all is good.
@PPG: Hey there, haven't seen you around here... Welcome! What a great story about you bonding with another guy and mutually alternating your plops. Those are the best dump buddies. Keep us posted if anything new happens and hope to hear more from you :)
@fernando: Glad to see another new fellow guy poster. It amazes me how many crazy stories you have, I wouldn't be able to poop in a public shower or urinal like you have. Anywho, I'm curious what your next post will be about and if you can top off your previous ones. Great work.
Now that I got that out of the way, onto my story!
It was the first day of this semester with my new schedule on a new campus. I felt eager while riding on the bus, I couldn't wait to meet new people and to finally be busy again. But there was one thought that got me real pumped up... New bathrooms. It may sound dumb to be excited about such a thing, but these bathrooms have multiple stalls instead of one(something I'm not used to). As the bus rode on, I felt a load of poop coming down my gut and was feeling desperate. My seat was constantly shaking and moving up and down which didn't help much either. It felt a bit awkward since there were people sitting all around me, but I just pretended they weren't there. Finally I reached my destination and got off. WOW there were a lot of people on campus... I was seriously amazed at how crowed the sidewalks were. I took a quick look at the map and started heading to the nearest men's bathroom to do my business. I walked in and had to decide which stall to take since there were 4. I took the 2nd. Right as I was rustling the toilet seat protector a guy walked in while on the phone. I'm guessing he was just talking to a bud from how casual and laid back he sounded. I don't remember the conversation word for word, but he threw around a couple cuss words. After entering and closing the stall at the very end, he said 'later' to his friend. Immediately he tore out a seat protector(from what I could hear) and laid it down. I heard a little ruckus and then his bottom hit the seat. It was kind of cool to hear how he is with friends, only to hear him in his most private moment right after. We both made a couple normal bodily noises(sniffing, coughing, clearing our throat) before breaking the silence and letting it go. I started off pushing a good sized log out while his sounded more like an eruption(you know, the ones that echo loudly in the toilet bowl). Just then another guy came in and took the very first stall right by me. By now I was almost in shock! I've never pooped with 2 other guys so it was all new to me. The new guy tore off some toilet paper to lay on the seat, unbuckled his belt/jeans, pulled them down to his ankles, and sat down. I was surprised he pulled them so low since it's more common to go down to the knees. After looking at what kind of shoes he has on, I went back to taking my dump. As I was pushing it out I heard some crackling from his stall. I think it's pretty neat how our turds were emerging out at the same time. I heard a few farts and plops from both guys(including myself) and I gotta say, it felt awesome. It was like we were in harmony and came to this place to relieve ourselves together. And you wouldn't believe it, we all started wiping at the same time! For a good 30 seconds all you could hear is toilet paper being torn off. If you listen carefully you could even hear the wiping process. I'm assuming we all liked to be clean as it took awhile... Either that or we were waiting to see who would flush and wash his hands first. The guy in the farthest stall was the first to flush, then me, then the guy next to me. Shockingly we all came out at the same time, looking at the ground so there was no eye contact. I noticed that a larger guy came in and took the stall next to me. Imagine if he came in a few minutes earlier so that all the stalls were occupied? That would've been an awesome experience! I was satisfied enough though with my buddy dump and continued to wash my hands then headed to class. All in all this was a great experience and I wonder if the traffic will be this heavy next time in the bathroom. All I know is that this should be a fun semester. :)
Now I need some advice real quick from you guys. It's been awhile since I've trimmed anything 'down there' and I've noticed it's getting harder and harder to wipe clean. Is there a solution for this? No matter how hard I try, I can't get clean without taking a shower. I don't want to mess with the hair because it's too much maintenance. Appreciate any help.
I do have a couple more stories to tell, but I'll save those for another time since I've been typing for nearly an hour. I hope you guys enjoyed my story and looking forward to the next update on this site.
Take care!
Suzi
To Red and Marie
Manual extraction of constipated doo is a risky process even when a trained doctor or nurse does it.If you ever feel it's necessary to do it again - look up how it's done on a medical site. You have to stimulate your shitter with, usually, a two-fingered-"internal massage", and try to induce the muscles to contract and do the doo a little further out. That's the point where you pull.
I have experience of this and it's not something I recommend pepole to try at any time. Really, it's easier to take a suppository, a mini-enema or even a soapstick suppository when you're painfully constipated.
As for Marie - overcoming a fear, or severe embarrassment, about doing the doo in a public toilet is never easy, it takes years (I should know). But try - select an appropriate time (when it's unlikely to be busy) to make your excuses from whatever you're doing, and head for the toilet block. Judging from what you're saying - you're straining more and doing less - you should probably take a mini-enema while you're there.
fernando
Yesterday , I had an interesting experience. I was sitting in English class after lunch and I felt a rumbling in my stomach and cramps. I knew it was time to release those 4 tacos I had for lunch. I could feel a lot of pressure building up in my butt hole and knew that I had to fart. Normally, I just fart in class because I am not easily embarrassed. However, This was no ordinary fart. I could tell it was going to be super stinky and I didn't want to be responsible for the death of those around me who had to smell it. so I asked for a pass to El bano. As soon as I stepped into the hallway, I released a loud fart. It smelled so foul I thought the paint would peel off the walls. I went to the nearest bathroom. This bathroom had stalls where the doors were very low to the ground. Anyone walking in could look over and see you doing your business. I always wanted to poop in one of these stalls but never had the guts. Today, I decided to go for it. I boldly went into the stall, pulled my pants down and plopped my butt onto the toilet. I ripped one huge fart and then released a sloppy, smelly pile of poop. It wasn't diarrhea but still pretty soft and man did it stink. I sat their for a little longer pushing more little poops out. Then, two loud guys came in to use the bathroom. As soon as they came in, one of them sniffed the air and said: woo! someone blew this place up! The other guy said: Did they flush? Then one of them looked over my stall and said: someone is in here taking a crap! The other kid said: that's awesome! Then they started talking to me as I was pooping. They told me their names were Zack and Brian and they thought it was cool that I wasn't afraid to do my business right there where everyone could see. I said to them: why should I be embarrassed? everyone poops. As we were talking and joking around, I was still pushing out more poop. Every time the poop came out and hit the water, Zack and Brian would say:"I bet that felt good." Then I felt a real strong cramp. I farted a little and prepared myself for the mother load. I looked at Zack and Brian and said: brace yourself amigos here comes the mother load. Zack and Brian said: "go for it man, let it all out! I pushed and unleashed a noisy flood of soft poop. It was brownish yellow and looked like peanut butter. It formed into a nice neat pile in the bowl and really funked up the stall. Then I lifted my butt slightly off the seat to give Zack and Brian a view of my load. They said "damn dude! What did you eat? We laughed and talked a few more minutes. Then Zack and Brian put there hands over there noses and said: "Okay dude, it was nice talking to you but you really stink so were going to leave now. I laughed and said goodbye. Then I wiped really well and flushed.
fictionnaire
Pee Accident in the Shower
Formerly embarrassedI hate it when it seems that a full bladder kind of just sneaks up on you. I had to go, but not too bad and needed a shower before I went to work. To save time, I turned on the shower and then got dressed. When down to my underwear, I suddenly felt my bladder was full and lost control and started peeing. Quickly thinking, I jumped into the shower and continued peeing. I felt a little ashamed but as the pee trickled down my leg, and hit the shower floor, it felt relieving and strangely wrong but good.
Marissa: You shouldn't be the one to feel bad. YOu warned her verbally and non-verbally often enough.
Lynn: Wow... Never think I'd ever go in a trashcan. But never say never, Hey?
Janna: What a show you must've got.
Pooping in Stall toilets: I'm ashamed of my bodily noises in public so I tend not to use public toilets unless desperate. Hate the thought of strangers hearing my farts, poo plops and straining. Also hated going for a poo in hospital when getting over constipation. Boy did I let go of some gas. Was embarassed at the thought of the nurses or the other patient and his wife hearing my loud farts as I struggled to empty my bowels.
Katie
Hi Sandra,
It's wonderful that you and Sean have such a close relationship. I really do wish I could be that close with someone. If it wasn't for this snow and cold weather I would go out today and see if I could run into that guy and maybe spark something. Can I ask, was it seeing Sean in the woods that got you interested and turned on by watching men go, or was it something that you've always known?
Janna - That was a really great story! It sounds like you really enjoyed being in there to witness that too. I'd love to hear your other stories as well. I'd also like to know how you found out you were interested in such a thing too.
Kathryn
Leah...
I too love holding my poop until the absolute last second. I don't really like holding my pee in like you do though. But sometimes when I'm holding back a poop and I have to pee too, and I know if I let myself pee then I'll also poop.
One thing I really like to do is to wait until I'm super desperate, then I'll go to the toilet, but I'll let out just a small bit of my dump. I go just enough that I can hold in the rest. That way I get to hold it again and be bursting to go again a few hours later. Do you ever do that?
Well, it's Saturday today, and the last time I took a dump was on Monday at lunchtime. The urges to go have been getting stronger and harder to ignore lately. I might have to go later tonight, or maybe tomorrow. Whenever I poop, I'll be sure to post about it. Bye for now!
Brandon T
